Happy independence day! Let's show these bongheads

>>132383813

That's a BIG ass BURGER BROTHER!

File: giphy.gif (974KB, 240x149px) Image search: [Google]

974KB, 240x149px

>>132383813

File: burgernoms.png (339KB, 632x605px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 632x605px

>>132383677

I'm curious to see how unhealthy the burgers will go.

File: kumas-corner.jpg (53KB, 480x262px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 480x262px

Who else is ready to celebrate the 4th by getting hammered and devouring fatty foods?

>>132384187
This one looks delicious

File: IMG_3503.jpg (29KB, 300x235px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 300x235px

You shall return under Britannia rule once again you scallywags... tally-ho

>>132384667
Kuma's Corner. One of the best burgers in the US. I recommend you go if you ever find yourself in Chicago

File: 1374617951983.png (77KB, 592x554px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 592x554px

>>132383677
Freedumbs

File: 20161203_205740.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

Some oc

File: uk2.jpg (88KB, 703x390px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 703x390px

>invade every country on earth
>get harassed about losing 1 colony in 17-whenever

File: o.jpg (110KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1000x750px

>>132385709
N E W

>>132385837
>INVADE EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH

>I hope demons invade your asshole you bastard

>>132385968
The US is second in list of highest invasions after Britain if thats a moral plea faggot.

>>132386048
Forgetting
>Spain
>Germany
>France
>and Portugal

>>132385837
Fookin chad

Gonna make some burgers for dinner bought some 80/20 master race

>>132386452
No, you've invaded more or had a military presence in more countries than all of them. France is only third.

>http://beef2live.com/story-world-beef-consumption-per-capita-ranking-countries-0-111634
BURGERS BTFO

>>132383677


these are all restaurant burgers. You can'
t make your fuckin own?

File: burger.jpg (108KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 500x500px

>>132383677

File: big tasty.jpg (13KB, 269x187px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 269x187px

>>132383677
I Just went and got this. Pretty good.

File: 20170702_230056.jpg (742KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

742KB, 2560x1440px

Ate this yesterday , was pretty good

>>132389085
that looks disgusting. It's raw

Fuuck man now I'm starving. Time to take my lazy ass out to Burger King.

>>132389085
patties, onions, and cheese look nice, but you had to fuck it up with cheap shitty cardboard buns... next time check the grocery store's bakery instead of the bread aisle.

still, 7/10 would gorge

>>132389192
It's obviously not cooked yet you dumb fucking retard

>>132383677
you fat fucks. hope you choke on it.

>>132389192
I think those have yet to go on the grill retard

>>132389646
go eat a spotted dick, trevor.

>>132383677
TFW i ate pizza for breakfast and then threw up because my stomach was so fucked from gorging myself last night

At least I know I am free

>>132389192
maybe cause it hasnt been cooked yet you sperg

File: five-guys-secret-menu1.jpg (298KB, 625x473px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 625x473px

best fast food burger rite here lads

>>132383677
who are you?

Never heard of this America

>>132389871
Why is it brown on the bottom?

>>132389646
Did you know that if you only account for white people, the obesity rates between the UK and the US are almost identical?

File: image.jpg (861KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

861KB, 2048x1536px

>>132383677

Just participated in a hot dog eating contest lads. Lost. Not feeling very good

File: 1498923446216.jpg (204KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 768x1024px

had fries and a fat burger for dinner btw

god bless America!

>>132387687
YASSS

>>132389085
sarachi ace is good shit. it's like a champagne beer

Did landscaping all day and now I'm gonna watch High noon and the warriors while downing this five guys and six pack

File: 1498368797909.gif (2MB, 177x210px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 177x210px

>>132383813
FPBP

i don't find being a greedy fat ass who enjoys killing animals for their hormone injected meat particularly moral or white

>>132383813
I eat that every fridays

>>132390360

you are fucking kidding me that shit is vile. takes like absolute horseshit. bottom of the barrel beer right there

>>132383677
Happy 4th

>>132390785
Could you imagine being this much of a pussy?

>>132389569
>>132389646
>>132389731
Why the fuck would you take a pic of an uncooked burger fuck faces?

>>132390785
post tits or GTFO

>>132383677

I too love getting grease all over myself and having to eat 25% of the burger that fell off the bun with a fork.

>>132386658
jolly good shoeing

>>132383677
>American pride
>posts picture of German and Belgian food
Wew lad.

>>132390897
Who knows? But you're still a tard for assuming that it was a cooked burger

File: shackburger.jpg (509KB, 1600x1067px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 1600x1067px

>>132383677
Ahhh.

My office just switched from free pizza to free pizza and shackburgers.

And they said America's best days were behind her.

>>132385709
>checks flag
>dude wtf has happened to the lgbt flag!?
>put cursor over flag
>...
>...
>..................................................................................................................................................................
>.....
>[Mauritius]

seriously, wtf where is that?

>>132387687
HELL YEAH

No wonder you Americans are so fat. Those are extremely unhealthy portion sizes.

>>132383813

Well zoinks Scoob, that looks right up my alley!

File: murrica.jpg (56KB, 592x554px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 592x554px

>>132383677

>>132390893
56%

>>132383677
UK is the fattest country in Europe
The apple didn't fall far from the tree

>>132384187
>onion straws on a burger
fucking plebs

>>132391162
You can't buy fireworks. You can't own guns. You're in a cucked country. No amount of bantz will change that. Sorry, Nigel.

>>132384187
Sees French beer in the background. Although it's a great beer for its type.

File: 4thjuly.jpg (63KB, 402x402px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 402x402px

>>132383677

>>132384911
Hey you went to a McDonalds in Chicongo

>>132391313
we are both in cucked countries but I don't pretend otherwise like amerifats on here

your country is 56% white, has 30 million niggers, and jews in nearly every position of power

stop with the murica bullshit

File: 2-1.jpg (349KB, 1600x1071px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 1600x1071px

>>132383677

>>132391313
not even british

tbf, you're both cuclked, but you'r current ethnicity demographic will helps you win the race to becoming a latin american socialist state come 2045. Doesn't mean the limeys won't be an islamic caliphate come 2070 though

>>132391499
It's independence day, dick. Let us be patriotic assholes for one day of the year, yeah?

File: OhSayCanYouEat.jpg (2MB, 4160x2340px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4160x2340px

>>132383677
To celebrate the 4th of July I ate homemade burgers and homemade apple pie while listening to the American anthem. Even though I am not an American, I can understand the importance of the holiday.

>>132389085
get that fucking basic bitch Colby cheese out of here

>>132390005
Only problem is I don't care for American processed cheese. I like cheddar or anything else really. Also, any fast food or fast casual place can't make it med-rare.

>>132391072
Americans take. You receive. You'd never be able to understand. Please do not choke on the kebab and good luck going home tonight, muslim nations are dangerous.

File: HandEggCult.jpg (165KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1920x1080px

>>132391567
Poutine, like single-payer health care, looks good until you actually have some.

>>132391643
you cringey fucktards dont shut up about "murica" every single day on the internet, take your 4th July and go fuck yourself

File: notburgerrelated.png (1016KB, 1354x759px) Image search: [Google]

1016KB, 1354x759px

>>132391662
Those look great, anon.
Would shove 30 of them in my gullet

What is the best food and why is it burgers?

File: IMG_0723.jpg (93KB, 225x151px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 225x151px

>>132389646
>American food is s-so l-lame. A-am I right guys? G-guys?
This meme has to end. Anything coming from you limey faggots about food is embarrassing .

>>132392016
You seem angry. Are you feeling okay?

>>132386658
You sound upset, are you mad that you're irrelevant and just our puppet now?

File: armory.jpg (208KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 600x400px

>>132383677
Making steaks on the grill.
Happy Independence day /pol/

File: can't handle the freedom.jpg (119KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 960x540px

>>132392016

fuck these giant fuckin meme burgers. burgers are best kept simple.

>>132391888
B O O T Y

B O T H E R E D

>>132390897
ur dumb and not an american

File: 149920347216586661634.jpg (893KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

893KB, 2048x1536px

Venison personally killed by me.
> Soon.

>>132384187
Can't, i just changed my lifestyle to a more healthy eating so I can lose 100lbs

File: laugh 3.gif (563KB, 200x113px) Image search: [Google]

563KB, 200x113px

>>132392270
Are you eating that out of a plastic bowl?

Lol!

Made a burg with tomatoes and jalapenos from my garden. Tasted like freedom.

File: 3706613215_80c7f3ef85_z.jpg (110KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 640x480px

>>132390360
There can be only one champagne of beers

File: Disgusting.jpg (45KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 450x450px

>>132388112
>McDs

File: lasagna.jpg (55KB, 600x449px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 600x449px

Instead of burgers, I made lasagna today because of freedom and independence.

Wish I had made burgers now for the thread.

>>132383677
how the fuck do you eat that

>>132392707
2muchfreedom4me
god damnit merica, I love you now

>>132392707
That girl is a bong. Not even shitting you. She ran a blog.

>Ate a steak quesadilla today

Feels bad man

>>132392707
perfect thickness

>>132392975
dreams shattered

>>132392524
Going on the grill in a couple hours.
> Jealous much?

>>132392749
The hell's wrong with you? I mean it looks good...
*sigh*
Does it have meat in it? Good enough! Put a slice in a bun, there it's a burger. WE EAT BURGERS TODAY!

File: burger-1140x450.jpg (73KB, 1140x450px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1140x450px

>>132392772
yeah. it's a mess. what you'd do is first cut it in half. then you must squeeze and compress it, and hope to take a bite without causing the stupid tomato slice to slip out and take the onion slices and tomato with it as the back of the burger slides out past the bun. it's a joke. i realize this is pure autism but pic related is a burger and anything beyond this is trendy mess territory

>>132393299
lel wouldn't be too concerned. She ran a tumblr blog where she exposed herself in public. She had one near Big ben. I'm not sure how she shot a handgun in bongistan tbqh though. Certain ranges allow shooting otherwise illegal weapons otherwise she needs to bin that tool.

>>132386658
But we didn't colonize. Your comparison leaves out a !major detail.

>>132393576
What I don't understand you bongs have a huge tradition of hunting, still you ban guns, why?

File: smug.jpg (53KB, 515x515px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 515x515px

>>132393408
Not at all. Killed some feral hogs 2 days ago outside of Amarillo and I turned those Kike Kryptonite bastards into sausages this morning.

>>132389192
Medium rare hamburger is really good. You should try it. The healthy mongering isn't true.

File: 1495519307628.gif (3MB, 640x266px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x266px

>>132383677

>lets celebrate the achievements of people we don't even descend from for their ability to allow us to invade and siphon their land!
>"Americans"

>>132393742
The Pistols Act 1903, 1920 Firearms Act, 1937 Firearms act, 1968 Firearms Act and both 1988, 1997 and 2006's amendment acts. Fuck hunting, the right to bear arms originates in England. It was part of the Anglo Saxon militia system for peasants to own weapons. It was imposed slowly.

>>132390180
You should have trained with hotdogs instead of cocks. I'll pray for your speedy recovery.

File: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBwf7FFfertJKIXDJsaEdVWOJxEKu4izeZiq-2qX0jAs2hIpFp.jpg (11KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 275x183px

>>132391692
Its Mimolette you fucking illiterate swine. French salted cheddar b/c the frogs helped us out in the revolution, and you can't be having fucking english cheddar on fucking Independence Day. Your rights to breath have been revoked. You may submit your petitions to breathe to the appropriate authorities in triplicate within 14 business days.

File: akari40.jpg (65KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1024x576px

>>132394059
a shame
what is the general opinion of the average britbong of the right to bear arms?
here everyone is afraid of them because muh worldwars and guns kill people and shit.

File: burgers.jpg (40KB, 320x212px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 320x212px

>>132393539
The trick is to slice everything thin

>>132394484
Absolutely not a chance. I'm NI personally which means weapon laws are SLIGHTLY more lenient, we allow handguns and conceal carry if you can prove theres a threat against your life, people in general are a tad bit more lenient towards guns, but mainland Britain? Not a fucking chance. I mean not even a chance in hell. You'd be laughed at by Brits for wanting to bring the right to bear arms back. The best way to impose it is the same way gun rights were taken away - slowly. Legalize handguns, remove calibre restrictions, etc.

>>132394838
You will all die, when the muzzies start coordinated operations, but don't worry I will die the same death in my shithole.

>>132391662
that looks so good. My burger is getting done

Happy birthday, son.
I'll get some bacon ready.

>>132389085
>no kosher salt and pepper on the patties to season them before they go on the grill
>not toasting the buns
>shit-tier potato buns
>no bacon
>no ketchup
next time use Ciabatta buns, you'll thank me

>>132390005
>eating food prepared by negroids
GTFO with that plastic cheese

>>132391662
What's the importance of this holiday for this terrible country?

>>132392060
Typical American piece of trash.

>>132391662
looks awesome, that's a proper snack

File: BurgerEducation.jpg (220KB, 660x1024px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 660x1024px

>>132383677

>>132391662
are you queer?

>>132383677
I ate that for breakfast.

In honor of the eternal burger of course.

>>132391982
This. I had it in Rochester for the first time recently. More overhyped than Five Guys.

>>132398432
What's wrong with being queer?

>>132383959
4u

>>132388961
>white castle
>pretty good
>good
kys nigger

File: IMG_5980.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>132383677

>>132383677
America gets an unfair rep for its food but theres nothing wrong with burgers and shit. Its just the cheap as fuch shit you guys use to make it all. Just use real quality food instead of shitty plastic cheese and bleached bread.

>>132398574
Nothing, unless your family approves of listing AIDS as a cause of death in you obituary.

>>132398786
fucking slob

File: 1492826079696.jpg (271KB, 3554x1589px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 3554x1589px

The 4th of July is now officially the fat,dumb and happy about it day
be proud america

>>132398805
What? That's a shitty shitty sentence.

So, it's fine being queer unless your family puts that's you died of aids in your obituary?

>>132391084
>Mauritius
Its an Island nation near Madagascar I think. I remember looking it up another time

File: not.jpg (19KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 200x200px

>>132384037
Weebs need to leave my country

>>132390957
>with a fork
Get a load of his highness over here.

>>132390193
thanks, neat pic.

>>132390180
Entering a hotdog eating competition is on my bucket list.

>>132397857
I did salt and pepper the patties. The salt has been resting on them for over 40 minutes extracted teh fluids and been reabsorbed. the pepper you put on near the end of the grilling process. I toasted the buns so they finished about when the burgers finished grilling.

Sadly only shit bacon and katsup at the store. Ciabatta is okay, but potato seemed more fuck the british. Ciabatta can be good, I prefer french buns most of the time, but publix is a shit tier par-bakery and nothing is ever flavorful.