>ywn be American celebrating the 4th of july how to

BECOME AMERICAN, no welfare fags tho those go in the camps.

>>132367004
rol

>>132367004
It's all hype. The average 4th of July party is either grilling with the senpai or a sausage fest and brews with the bros.

>>132367004
Rawling for 6

>>132367004
Roll for taytay

>>132367269
JUST

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>>132367386
>>132367364
>>132367207
>KEK countries rolling instead of taking
claiming 6 for USA

>>132367004

I want my 6

who /karlie/ here?

>>132367004
4 6 or 7 GET
Also Fuck niggers

ill take any one of them except for 10, she looks like she's in the early stages of pregnancy

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>>132367269

>>132367004
4 for America

>>132367004
>anything but 12
It's like you don't think about your sons' genetics.

>>132368053
I crie eveytime

>>132367972
>she looks like she's in the early stages of pregnancy


She is.

Kind of make it hotter... Wait...

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

>666
Satan, make me cum.

>>132367004
GIVE ME 1
I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALANA HAIM

>>132368528
REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I GOT THE TATTOO FUCKING WHOREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>132367004
TayTay or 8 pls

6 plz

>>132367207
Rollio

>>132367004

>Number 5 is confused about her boner

4 or 12 here I cum

>>132369136
Good enough.

*diabetes decreases*

Is 10 fat or preggers? I can't imagine Tay Tay would be friends with fat bitches even if she claims to love everyone.

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8 would have been the best if it weren't for those ghastly tattoos. I'll try for 9 instead.

>>132367004
by going and enjoying Carnival when it comes around?

>>132369275
thats pregnant blake liverly

>>132367004
It's a pretty boring "holiday." Sucks if you have a dog and he freaks out when asshole neighbors let off fireworks late into the night. I'm just drinking some beer that I made and feeling depressed like always.

>>132367102
>inviting some smelly south american to our country
GET OUT

>>132367004
INEED6

>>132367269
Sounds comfy
>>132367004
They will never be swiss either so it's okay.

>>132367004
The holiday itself isn't the greatest thing ever, but living in the States tops living in Brazil, in every single way imaginable. Move here. Seriously.

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i celebrate april 9th every year

best day in this nations history

>>132371403
Brazilian women have BRAAAAAAP-tier asses, though. That alone is pretty cool.

>>132371541
>ywn be part of Greater Danelaw / North Sea Empire
why live

>>132367102
KYS

>>132371814
> you will never be prosecuted for using pepper spray on a sandnigger that is about to rape you
It's really not worth it.

>>132367004

rollin for the fatty

>all trashy white women

nope.

>americans ITT being nice as fuck

whoaaa so this is the power of the 4th of july

>>132372039
Better than rape gangs or having to bin that knife

I like a woman not fat but with a little meat on her, large breasts and child bearing hips. I would take 10. I bet she is better in bed than the rest of them that are so thin they have bones showing.

The gay fashion industry keeps pushing under weight women that have bones showing. Not a fan but would take anyone of those girls regardless.

>>132372278
We are always nice atleast less socially awkward than europeans.

>>132372499

Edit. Except 8, wtf with those tats.

>>132372499
I used to be like this but then I found out sex with tall skinny woman is the best

>>132367004
Is 10 pregnant? Also I decline take any. For some reason I imagine they are all really annoying.

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>>132367004
immigrate legally and get a job
then on the 4th buy a gun, some fireworks, some red meat and beer and have fun

>>132367269
>grilling with friends and beer is bad

well would you look at this queer

>>132367004
roll

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>>132367004
Roll

>>132369337
Supposedly, about 50% of millenials have tattoos here. It is getting pretty bad.

>>132367004
R O L L I N '
O
L
L
I
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11,9,6,5,4,3,1,2,12,8,10,7

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>>132372169

Fine. I had the indignity of spending last 4th of July in Pennsylvania. The abuse I received was disgusting.

>>132367004
too skinny

role

>>132373827
You should have pretended you were Irish, or South African. We can't distinguish your accents that well.

>this pic of cute women in swimsuits
wonder how long before some buttmad feminazi or SJW starts complaining about it being problematic because they're pretty much all thin white girls wearing small swimsuits

>>132367269
That's their choice, you can choose how to celebrate the fourth.

>>132374126
SJWs hate Taylor Swift already.

>>132373666
Yes! The Taytilay is mine.

>>132374126
Happened already, years ago.

>http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/taylor-swift-called-a-nazi-barbie-by-feminist-scholar-camille-paglia-w159520

>>132374304
i know, they were made she had 2 cute tall blonde friends and called them nazi barbies or something like that
beacause how dare she not make sure to include a nig, a gook, a tranny, a handicapped person, a furry, a dwarf etc

>>132373827
>things that definitely happened

>>132367004
#6 is Taylor Swift, 12 is Karlie?

Would bang 5,6, 9 no doubt.

>>132367004

gimme 10

>>132367004
Rollio for a whore

>>132373623
My friend, single mom of 2, no support from ex-husband that abandoned them couldn't wait to get her taxes back so she could get a new tattoo.

I slapped her on her head and told her to wake up and not waste her money on stupid shit.

>>132374780
yes
#4 is Cara Delavigne
#10 Blake Liverly
#11 Gigi Hadid

(the most famous)

>>132375208
>>132374780
#5 is Cara delavigne, sorry
#9 is a Lesbian (gf of #8)

>>132374126
liberals wake up everyday and ask how they can be a victim

>>132367004
Rolll

>>132373015

>Is 10 pregnant?

yes

>>132367004
I want 5, 6, or 11

>>132375371
>#9 is a Lesbian

So she'll be good with the tongue on muh dik

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>>132375371
>Cara delavigne

absolutely disgusting.

Karlie Kloss, lol

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with Jews, you lose

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>>132375614
Cara is hot, skinny girls are the best.

TayTay for wife plz ill donate nut.

Higher res pic

>>132375737
when did Taylor Swift meet uncle fester?

>>132374614
Yeah I think it is just that even among celebrities her squad is made up of really hot people. So even if you are a celeb, famous and say a 7 or an 8, you are still not a 9 or a 10. All those other celebs are used to being the center of attention in their respective groups. Becoming average or even the ugly one is tough. For example Lena Dunham used to hang out with them but stopped because it made her realize how ugly she was.

>>132368432

OH NO FAGGOTS I CANT BE HERE

>>132375737
she looks like a demonic entity compared to taytay

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>>132375833
one of these things is not like the others

one of these things just doesn't belong.

>>132367004
subhuman w*ites should be gassed

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>>132367004
Remind yourself you luck you are that you're not a British baby killer.

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>>132367004
Rolling

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>>132375798
>Cara is hot

>>132375614
to be honest seeing a super model pushing womyn to learn how to code is actually pretty cool

>>132367004
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
Ameriiiiicaaaaaa! America! God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

>>132376175
Still is.

Now name someone u find hot and i'll find a shit pic.

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>>132376205

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>>132367102
>inviting anyone in

OUT OUT OUT

>>132376009
every damned time I see this picture I laugh my ass off

>>132367004
10 is a teen pregger

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>>132376108
No I got some scrawny tatted tramp!

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>>132376356
>British "models"

>>132376175
cute!

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>>132376537

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>>132376009
at least the troll had the good sense to wear loose non revealing clothes like that rather than try to put on something cute or sexy like the girls

>>132376356
Rachel Dratch.

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>>132367004
Iktf

>>132376511
Why is she so fat in that pic?
>>132376639
Would bang

>>132367004
10 is preggo?

>>132376751
>Did you mean Gollum?

>>132376903
I think trannies worship her because her masculine features make them think they can pass as a pretty woman.

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>>132376729
maybe around them

>>132367004
too old

>>132377015
yes, blake liverly

>>132367004
Feels so good not to be British and get arrested over memes

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>>132376903
because she's a gross dyke.

>>132367004
rawl

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>>132377250
god dammit, why did i click that
i knew what it was because i'd seen it before but i still clicked it...
fuck

>>132376639
Caras hot as fuck even her pics a little girl were fantasy material for me. Shes the perfect mix of a pretty girl and a tomboy.

>>132367004
roll for freedom

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>>132377567

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>>132367004
Where is Lorde?

>>132377701
lel, not clicking this time
dick

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>>132377581
so not only do you have shitty taste in women, you're also a pedophile.

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>>132377829
>feels like a fat cow around her more attractive friends
>still does this shit

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>>132378031
still not clicking

>>132377873
Im not a pedophile it wasnt sexual I just curl up in my bed, close my eyes and imagine me and young cara holding hands in the park and swinging on the swingset, going to each others homes playing with pokemon cards and videogames.

>>132378185
That was a really aggressive head shake.

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>>132378414
Sad!

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>>132378185

>>132367004
Don't let your dreams be dreams. You can become a citizen and celebrate the 4th.

>>132367269
And this is a bad thing because?

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>>132378888
lel no
hope someone else does though

>>132367004
Who the fuck is #8? Just tattooo my shit man

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>>132379181

gib 6

>>132378834
I wouldnt date her now tomboys grow up to be degenrates but I moved around alot as a kid and all my girfriends from childhood to teens were similar to her. Tomboys grow up to be crazy degerates and I kinda miss the good old days cause all the girls ive dated that are "nice" submissive girls just bore me and sex feels like they're your ragdoll. Nice girls finish last for me I miss skateboarding and getting blowjobs from tomboys in a forest.

>>132379789
Holy fuck you literally just described the last year and a half of my high school life

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>>132367004
Pff
To be one who
>Not knows the tomfoolery of Guy-Fawkes night
>Never gay on Oakapple day
To be American

>>132367004
Work to make Brazil as good as America.

>>132379949
I fucked a secretary who by all accounts is much more attractive than cara from an objective perspective, blonde blue eyed former cheerleader christian at my job last month and I was little drunk and was getting soft midway thru so I closed my eyes and imagined fucking cara delevigne and a random assortment of memories from my teens.

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Whiteboy bus driver. American prom.

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Viva los estados unidos!....... Mexicanos kek

>>132380142
>we have an entire day devoted towards explosives and pyrotechnics
really caramelizes my apples

>>132377666
Oh god

>>132380917
damn..

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>>132367004
Taylor looks pretty gud.