Why do you guys prefer the countryside to the city? I've

>>132363707
Spend part of my childhood in the countryside of Ireland. I'm convinced only people not in the countryside want to live in the countryside. Once you live there and it's not some fairytale dream, the feeling of, "I've made a mistake" sets in.

>>132364046
What's with the cowshit smell though? Sometimes the air is thick with it other times not.

>I'm a cityfag and don't know how to make my own fun : the post

>I'm a cityfag that hates the outdoors and doesn't have any friends

also the locals are cold because they can tell you are vapid cityfag that doesn't belong there

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Name one city in England that isn't a dirty shithole full of niggers.

>>132364589
I guess my Gucci loafers give me away haha, but still I wear normal stuff and they give me looks and that

The countryside needs more mosques and refugees

>>132363707

nothing wrong with the rural areas you are a just a pansy OP

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Go find places like this

>>132363707
>I've only been here 2 weeks and I'm seriously hating life.

imagine being a poor neet and your life is established there.

>>132364170
>What's with the cowshit smell though? Sometimes the air is thick with it other times not.

shit grows plants anon. the put on the fields.

>>132364589
>also the locals are cold because they can tell you are vapid cityfag that doesn't belong there

nope countryfag born and raised, if its a rich area they just see you as workingclassscum.jpeg

unless you are a boomer in the rotary club and the local lodge who has been invited.

>>132363707
I'm trying to move back to the country.
Thats the best part of America.

>>132364589
this is 100% true.

>>132363707
fomo? what? get the fuck off this board right now!

I grew up in the country and it was a blast. If you have no friends then it would probably get boring, which I assume you don't since you have autism

>>132363707
>Getting serious FOMO
Anyone who "gets FOMO" is a weak, beta normie

Depends on the region. Rural New England used to be master-race but now they're all addicted to the injectable Jew. The Upper Midwest is still very nice though. Rural Wisconsin is like 99% White and 75% German.

You deserve a quick death, city slicker.

>>132363707
Try making your own fun faggot. Fishing is a good place to start. Nothing more comfy than watching the sunrise as you feel in bass.

>>132365134
Yes but in my experience in living in a remote northern village of ~500 people you can be poor and still be seen as superior in the hierarchy of the community, for example someone that may be described as a pillar of the community is a bin/garbage truck driver

>>132365134
Pros:

low diversity

suits anti social people

nature and /out/ is fun for a while

Cons:
low jobs,shit happening,anything really

you better love /out/ that's about it minus drinking

lack of girls/them being snobby makes you start to rationalise with the "would you a mare?" threads on /b/.

if you were in a free country at least you could shoot guns or something. I'll assume you're a gay urbanite so you probably think guns are scary anyway

>>132363707
>cant into pubs cause gets sneers for ordering rainbow coloured fag shit
>countryside is 99% white; calls them 99% ugly
>pisses himself confronted with a few midges
>uses facebook
>prefers breathing on the tube to natural countryside air
ponce

>>132363707
You don't have any hobbies besides drinking and chatting up slags, of course you're bored senseless when you take that away. You have to keep yourself busy in the country. Maintaining your home and land will take some time, besides that you have the space to do whatever you want. You don't do anything with your time, so you get bored. Same reason why there is so much methhead trash, they get bored because they are unproductive and do nothing but sit on their ass all day.

I'm living in the country, feels incredible. So much freedom. I wouldn't change it for anything.

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>>132363707
to put it in simple terms: we're not alcoholics.

It's the "country" in the UK, you mong. You can still practically walk to London.

>>132363707
>no nightclubs or decent bars only pubs
>fellow villagers are cold and unwelcoming
OP sees no cause and effect relationship here. "I hate you country peasant scum. Oh, and why haven't you warmed up to my charming personality?"

Grown men tend to have 90% of their week occupied by work and family. So a lot of the things you mention are background noise at best, and a hinderance at worst.

>>Working with some bitch of a woman stocking shelves
>stocking shelves
Well theres a lot of your problem too. Get a serious job/learn a specialisation.

>>132363707
Wow man you are such a fucking spoiled city fucking retard. If you think the air stinks there wait till you get back and realize that the smoggy city is fucking terrible compared to the clean, if slighty smelly fertilized, country. Oh there are no clubs? No techno clubs full of drugs, whores, addicts, and fags? Sounds fucking great to me, then get a fucking hobby like wood work, hunting, start a garden, read a BOOK, something not swelling alcohol, taking drugs, and hitting on loose chicks. And on that last note, no 10/10, fake, caked up makeup, liberal loving, preceiption abusing, degenerate whores? Wow you must REALLY be sad and lonely for them not to be able to give you the time of day cause you flashed some money, instead of a women who works, knows whats right, and not some whiney rail. On the flies, really? Do you not know its fucking summer? Suprise! Bugs get more active in the hot months! And when it gets dark differant ones come out that suck you blood, kinda like some clib whire will suck you dick if you buy her a drink and shoes then upload it to instagram.

>>132367840
+1000000

>>132370415
>then get a fucking hobby like wood work, hunting, start a garden, read a BOOK,

The book bit is cool, but the other stuff is really not my cup of tea. I could try whittling or growing stuff I guess and see if I actually enjoy it. I'd hunt rabbits but you can't get guns here.

>>132367840
I had a walk the other day, it was very peaceful and stuff. The only thing was the bugs kinda pissed me off. There were legit swarms of the things.

>>132370807
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinetry
NOT wittling retard, do something of worth. Do you literally do anything besides drinking and trying to be a ladies man creep? Also cold nieghbor are to do with them not knowing who the fuck you are. Make something, visit, give it to them, like a stereotypical pie.

>>132363707

To avoid people like you.

>>132363707
Holy shit you cannot be more cancerous even if you tried. Kys, fucking NPC.

>>132363707
The locals being cold does not add up, the problem is probably you.

>>132371707
>NPC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anon you are a fucking genius. OP with all the kindness in my heart, NPC is a good description of you. No real hobbies, no social skills out of whores and bars, bored to tears because not in you "native" urban habitat. Think on yourself man, think long and hard on what this house sitting trip tells you about yourself

>>132363707
>Whining about no drinkwhores.

Pathetic.

well i worked in bush in northern bc for a decade

How to avoid insects 101:
(1) do not use any kind of perfumed soap or laundry detergents .... buy only "unscented cleaners", no aftershave, cologne, hair spray, or any other scented product
(2) do not eat bananas, avoid spicy foods
(3) shower in evening, not morning
(4) clean your butthole!
(5) wear pants and long sleeves, ballcap, whenever possible, [tactile nylon like K-Rad is excellent for moisture evap, breathabliity, tear resistance]

and finally, let them feast, as time goes by you will build immunity to histimines, after a couple of years you will hardly even notice them

The fact that you don't even so much as see the reflection of a Paki off someone's wristwatch makes it worthwhile

>>132363707
>no nightclubs
and this is bad? The nest of filth and degeneracy is supposed to be purged in the future christian EVROPA

>>132365424
Reeeee

>>132363707
Moving out of the city and getting a lovely little detached house (with garden and garage) was the bestthing I ever did. When I go into the city now (as little as possible) I fucking hate it. Seeing the dirt EVERYWHERE and the awful people is such a shock.
That said, I probably care more because it's MINE and my previous places were rented.
You might feel the same if you actually owned somewhere OP.

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>can see the stars at night
>fresh air
>lake is a 30 second drive from my house, takes 5 minutes to put my boat in and go fishing
>river is only 10 minute drive away
>hardly any traffic, not a single traffic light within 100km
>getting into 4WDing, plenty of offroad tracks in any direction is a plus
>less diversity, SJW's and poofs, still about 90% white minus poo in loos and 2nd gen greeks
>everyone openly talks at work about how fucked islam is and other "controversial" things without repercussion
>can approach neighbours with large properties and see if they will let you shoot feral cats/rabbits on it
>no lining up for simple shit like using an ATM or a public toilet

Every time there's a public holiday and the cityfolk come up here in hoards to camp it just reminds me how cancerous these people really are, people driving 10km/h in the main street, chads with speedboats blasting music all day, campers leaving huge amounts of rubbish behind, graffiti and vandalism in the national parks.

If you didn't like outdoors stuff and were a supernormie you'd fucking hate it though. At least we have rivers and lakes here, feel sorry for the poor cunts up northern SA who have literally nothing but wheat fields.

the countryside is all about peaceful living.

There's less noise, less polution except in farming areas which use fertilizers. There's generally just a single pub in the town otherwise its all okay. Small roads, slow traffic, less crime, more conservative people. What's not to like?

>>132375473

I love your lands Australia, I'm a fellow countryman and enjoy lake fishing ect, I would love to switch to Australia but seriously, no semi automatic rifles

>>132378892
Not hugely into guns myself so don't really care about no semi autos. But if my bro in law wants to go shooting, I'm down.

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>People act like there are only mega cities or backwater villages
Topkek. A small town is where its at. Less city degeneracy, some good services and lots of small villages and nature around it.

>>132368604
t. Negroid that's never left its own state, never mind been to England.

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>>132363707

>>no nightclubs or decent bars only pubs
I prefer having land to utilize, endless miles of hiking/backpacking/mountain biking, not seeing/hearing my neighbors, and having a beer or whatever on my porch.

>>girls are few and far between and 99% ugly
Nigger is this a UK thing? There's a thousand hotties in my small town/rural county. I'm married to one of them for 6 years now.

>>fellow villagers are cold and unwelcoming
Well mind your own business, shit. My neighbors warmed up to me and we're friendly but I only see them 4 or 5 times a year, its great.
>>extremely boring
You have to make your own fun. I don't have a single day off that I'm not either working on my orchard or garden, or building something, or outdoors stuff: Backpacking, mountain biking, snowshoeing, sailing....shooting....
>>went walking around the fields and literally got attacked by like an army of flies
This sounds made up, but wear some bug spray, there's non-toxic ones now
>>Getting serious FOMO looking at all my other friend's pictures on facebook

>Caring about anything on facebook

>>Working with some bitch of a woman stocking shelves
That's anywhere. Actually, that's everywhere, to be precise. The last time I took a trip to Portland I literally got told to go fuck myself for no reason other than my wife an I were passing by their group on a sidewalk outside a gay bar.

>>Air stinks of actual cowshit 50% of the time

I have never been to a city that doesn't smell like garbage and/or rotting sewer. Are you in the middle of cow country or something? Farm living isn't necessarily the same as just living in a rural area.


Sounds to me like you can't direct your own life. I've never understood the city-dweller phenomenon of needing entertainments fed to you. Almost everything 'fun' you seem to be missing is shit you have to pay for; I pay for next to none of my recreation short of occasional equipment.

I grew up in the country, in America. You have to find your own fun mate. By 19 I had a serious drinking problem, and one of my best friends had OD'D on smack.

You act like nothing goes on, but we used to tear shit up. We literally burned a house down once, and another kid I knew got shot and buried in a swamp! It was great!

>>132370905
Buy bug spray

>>132363707
Yes the country is boring if you're a loser or a child. If you can afford toys/ hobbies like boating, hunting, dirt bikes, keep a few spare cars for projects etc etc, then it's alright.

>>132363707
We watch Tec The Tractor all the time AKA Tecwyn y Tractor and honestly it makes me want to move to Wales and be among the Welsh farmers. I'm a southern American so I mean... it's kinda the same, right?

>>132382846
>orchard
I honestly can't tell what you have planted.
How close is that to the nearest city? It looks nice.

>>132364170
live down wind from summer pasture or manure waste dump and fresh grass cow shit is ripe stuff - thank god you are not down wind from a pig farm - that is just beyond horrible

>>132373855
Amen