/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MORE BURGS AND FREEDOM FRIES

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>muh taxes
>muh tea
>muh reps
>muh evil whitey brits
>we wuz europeans and shieet
Why is America such a gargantuan failure?

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>>132352603
>>132352373
>>132352724
Do be like that.
We have the same blood of freedom.

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Fuck your meme flags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are the redcoats coming?

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>>132353044
None of you bastards are posting your burgs and grills, what the hell?

>>132353183
t. awoobaker

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>shilling on Independence Day
Show some respect.

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>>132351811
>>132352103
>>132352220

>tfw you BTFO a Swedish Nazi larper

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God damn I love you yanks

>>132353249

Nigger grilling doesn't take all day and you don't start eating burgers til at least noonish.

However, i *AM* pregaming with a 12 pack.

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i am claiming this thread for Bongland

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>>132353213
Not anymore.

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awoooooo are you
awoo woo awoo woo

>>132353270
kek, top form Finn

>>132353213
I hope so. I could use a reason to put a few rounds through my AR today.

Don't do drugs folks

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>>132353249
>t. awoobaker
No, but what's wrong with him?

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Happy Independence Day my fellow American brethren.

Remember this day, for this is the first July 4th under Trump, and I can feel the tide shifting. Dare a deed for the greatest civilization humanity has ever seen.

ON THAT NOTE

rest of the world..are you even fucking trying?

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>be american
>going to no celebrations
>no fireworks
>no grill or gril

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>>132353334
>>132353344
REEEEEEEEEE

>>132353334
INTO THE HARBOR WITH YOU

>>132353294
That's Danish

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So it turns out Trump was 100% right when he called Mika a low IQ dumb as a rock good for nothing co-host

So where does the Psycho Joe part come from?

what does he know and we don't?

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I got 8 Bacon Cheddar burgers ready to go.

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https://youtu.be/Lq4WBOkFNtE
I don't necessarily care for Crowder, but this is a decent video to redpill normalfags on illegals with.

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>>132353294
>Female soldier

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>>132353269
Best QB famalam
All these cosplay of that character mang

>>132353414
>Be American
>Post with memeflags
I doubt it.

>>132353444
Intern

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POST THE BEER YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK TODAY

>>132353333
Well post your brews then.

>>132353397
Are you saying there is something wrong with him? I was joking about his jingoism.

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>>132353334
I hope you didn't bin that knife

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>>132353414

>be american
>going to no celebrations
>no fireworks
>no grill or gril

>have the Bar exam in 3 weeks
>will spend the entire day studying like a fucking psycho

it could be worse man

>>132353249
Its 10 am. Burger time is dinner time.

>>132353444
Joe murdered his intern. Trump knows. Sessions has opened the cold case.

>>132353397
he's been bullied all day today

>>132353249
I threw mine out a couple months ago, had a good run, but couldn't hold together.

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>>132353294
Thanks, Australia. You're the closest thing to substitute Americans as far as I'm concerned. Now fix your gun laws.

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>>132353491
and now i get called a non-american

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

Americans are going to be so upset when they realise the burger is just a degenerate form of a British cuisine called the sandwich

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>>132353444
>trips of truth
D-delet this

>>132353266
>>132353447
>eating Not!Burgers from fast food places on Freedom Day
You disgust me even more than someone who cooks with propane, and that's pretty fucking disgusting.

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>Antifa waking up
>shills waking up
Good morning fags, I want my daily shilling and salt please.

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>>132353073

why was this bait such a gargantuan failure?

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>>132353517
Nah, I've just seen posters giving him shit for some reason

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Post freedom

>>132353588
Rightfully

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Get up and go put your flag out right now.

>>132353658
I doubt he's actually that ripped

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>>132353444
stop asking questions about Joe

>>132352954
Well, my family came here in the 1912s, I`m glad to have no part whatsoever in it, nobody in my family ever had political power.
What they did to the King was irresponsible and corrupt, the whole volume of it came from it.
I just would be glad if he had kept the bank in Portugal, brought more broads for them to fuck instead of indians and didn`t engaged on the slave trade.
But it would be next to impossible with so much territory to cover and the Spaniggers are the border.

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>>132353589
F, I hope someone posts some damn burgers today or I will be pissed.

>>132353650
He attacks lots and lots of people, he should have lots of people dislike him but I am probably biased in saying he is not wrong in what he does.

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>>132353414
I'm in poland, and even I made a few burgers today. If you got nothing else going on, at least go to mcdonalds and buy a case of beer ffs

>>132353707
I doubt that you can't even fight a emu

I think Aus has been hit with an EMP /ptg/. Every city has lost internet access and mobile coverage. Some still have slow internet data like myself

>>132353632
British people say "Toastie" instead of "Grilled Cheese". Your opinion is garbage and irrelevant, you fucking fairy bitch.

>>132353725
NObody gives a fuck about the history of Brazil

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>>132353636
Don't tell me how to live my life. That being said, I am cooking my own today.

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>>132353666
how do you do that without getting sick? a single amount of fast food makes me feel bad all day

>>132353682
My flag is always up on my wall, also pls no namefagging, thank you.

>>132353414
I'm gonna level with you that I don't have any of that stuff either, I'm just going out to go get a burg. Go get one lad, for America.

>>132353785
Well, do you grill it?

>>132353812
Well Done with ketchup

>>132353821
>a single amount of fast food makes me feel bad all day
t. skeletor

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>>132353743
Did somebody say "Burgers"?

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>>132353896
>ketchup
>on a mushroom and swiss
Kys.

>>132353836
I know that's you awoobaker

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>>132353901
you caught me

>>132353812
How many burgers can be made with just that?

>>132353414
Go to walmart and get a cheap $20 grill and some burgers. Its your civic duty.

>>132353989
>4 1/4lb patties
Four.

>>132353812
Unironic American recipe:

- Open a can
- Open a can
- Open a bottle
- Open a plastic package
- Open factory produce burgers
- Open seasoning packet
- Open salt and pepper

At least those going to McDonalds aren't lying to themselves

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>>132353821
Sounds to me like you need an emergency force feeding of burgers to me, senpai

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>>132353671
Quiet, you.

>>132353971
nuh uh.

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>>132353682
I have 3 flags, including an antique with gold trimming and a gold bald eagle ornament.

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>>132353821
>how do you do that without getting sick?
No idea but that how she got famous on yt?
>Always made video about her eat a load of thing without break

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The only burgers close to as good as homemade burgers from the grill are from Culvers

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>>132353605
make burgers by yourself and get blackout drunk. stop being a pussy it's america's birthday honor our ancestor's achievements you fucking maggot

>>132353812
>taking the time and joy to cook your own burgers only to imitate a Not!Burger on Freedom Day
Stop posting before I find where you live and shove a Roman Candle up your ass.

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>>132354075
Who's gonna fall asleep first?

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>>132354051
i think that monster is the sort of thing that would eat me instead of the other way around

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>>132354038
>burgers with only one patty
>on America Day

>>132353666

what the hell man

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burgers

>>132353666
cute!

>>132354050
Unironic way to loose a war

-Loose to Emus
>a fucking birb

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/sg/ is sending warm regards, btw

>>132353821
Apparently she has a rare digestive disorder, food just passes right through her. Still doesn't seem pleasant though.

>>132353044
What are the best ways to celebrate the 4th in your opinion?

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I am not making the next thread

Someone else must make the next thread

Going to get a burger, OP is gone

>>132353379
I thought to offer you baking, though I assume you are busy. If you wish to bake I am going.

>>132354140
Not me.

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>>132354179

>>132354233
Can you leave them alone for just one day?

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>>132354050
>sniff petrol
>lose to emu's
>worship a faggot who got killed by a sting ray
Kill yourself

>>132354233
What else is new?

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>>132354233

>>132354285
Also hiki is a good baker, he could bake too.

>>132354274
BURG

Do Americans in 2017 still not know that pan frying the burger is 100x better than grilling it? Seriously?

>>132354285
I can bake

>>132354050
It's a copycat recipe for a Hardees T H I C C burger. It's my favorite fast food burger amd I want to make my own.

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>>132354233
Apparently, we're set to play in some divegrass league against them this weekend, or something

>>132354180
that way you can have more burgers

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>>132354355
forgot my joe

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>>132354355
I don't trust you, britjoe.

>>132354297
>>132354206
Don't get me wrong, if you're taking the time to actually make your own burger from mince, and actually chop up you're own ingredients and place it together, that's a recipe. But don't open a bunch of tins and pour in all in together and pretend you're a chef

>>132354051
That's a big burger.

>>132354351
That has to be bait

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>>132353344
I wish I could draw, or shoop well, because I wanna take the color scheme and concept of those original American colonial uniforms and apply them to one like this, and work some fascist aesthetics in.

>>132354372
whoops, meant for
>>132354304

>>132354448
>french cuisine
nigger just because we named our fries after you doesn't mean you know shit about a burger

>>132354448
>Flag
>Thinks he knows burgers

>>132354274
Grilling steaks and burgers.Drink some beers. Shooting guns and blowing shit up. The true American dream.

>>132354442
UUUU

>>132354355
>>132354416
Pls don't confuse newfags since you aren't baking.

>>132354233
>>132354372
Who fucking cares? What's wrong with you?

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>>132354324
i can bake for a while

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Happy Best Country in the Goddamn World Day.

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O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave?

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/ourguy/?

>>132354384
If you want four burgers, you buy eight patties.

any big streams or events to look out for today?
and did they release a statement on north korea after their broadcast last night?

BEST AMERICA SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWJI0oA7fLM

>>132353725
It was an unfortunate story, really. One of our best infants, Pedro IV (known on Brazil as D. Pedro I) was young, literate and very interested in the prosperity of both Brazil and Portugal. He actually gave up the Portuguese crown to stay in Brazil and make something out of it only for the local shit for brains here try to usurp the throne he left for his daughter and start a civil war. Then he left Brazil, fought on the front lines (with help of the oldest allies, as always) and took back the crown but then the damage was done. Brazil without him was adrift and his son (Pedro II) was too young to reign and when he got to the throne things weren't that good anymore.

A real pity, Brazil could be as big or even bigger than US but the foundation wast strong.

>>132354525
Thank you for baking, friendly skeleton. Don't listen to britjoe.

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>>132354432
I won't be around later so make sure you remind everyone that Tucker is off tonight because it's a holiday

>>132353163
What's with pic related?

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>>132353444

Trump was right about dumb as a rock Mika, he was also right about Murderin' Joe.

>>132354556
well, considering he kills and sterilizes niggers with his "vaccines", I would say, yes

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This July 4 I am celebrating Americas quickly growing independence from the curse of main stream media - perception control. Largely helped by Donald J Trump.
>What a gift this man has been.

>>132354577
no i mean you eat 2 burgers with 1 patty each instead of 1 burger with 2 patties

>>132354556

>t-the goyim are going too far!
>they're taking in too many migrants
>s-stop you dumb g-goyim, it was just a prank!

Good to watch this billionaire scum realize he can't control people and that he's responsible for the death of Europe

>>132353266
I liked this show. And the opening song was kick ass.

>>132353414
>be me, veteran
>laid of yesterday
Couldn't have just given me this one day of ignorance huh?

>>132354556
We want more than to "stem the flow."

>>132354556
>be globalist faggot
>have corrupt Foundation that experiments on Africans to make gorillions on vaccines and shit
>advocate for Europe to take in millions of niggers
>then say Europe should stop taking in millions of niggers
I guess?

>>132354556
he doesn't want them bringing there malaria over here

>America attacking NK first would cause one of the worst mass killings in Human history
>Letting NK attack first wouldn't

I highly doubt NK will ever have the balls to actually pull the trigger.

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>>132354556
He's just worried because buying WinRAR licenses is one of the last stands of implicit white identity, and if they disappear then no one else will buy it.

>>132354657
He's a literal Godsend.

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Virginia campaign
> /ourguy/ is Ed Gillespie
Get in here troops, let's make some content for patriots to push into social media.
The war is fought day in and day out, one tiresome, crappy little battle at a time.
>Zero is putting his political reputation on the line for this one... just sayin'

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>>132354644
Through the darkness of future past
The magican longs to see
One chance out between two worlds
Fire walk with me

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Do we have an awoo with a three-cornered hat? This is important.

>>132354556
I'm sure his solution is somehow to take more of them and send even more money

>>132354051
How much do those giant burgers cost in burgerland?
the cheapest i can find in my country is around $12, unsure about the beef quality though.

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>>132353636
>implying I am a fast food burger
I got 8 Bacon Chedder burgers ready to grill :DDDDDDD

>>132354285
I'm not that busy but could be at any moment . I can serve as backup if we find a baker that is not that brit offering for the lulz

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WOOOOOOOOOOO
>Hoooooooooooooo
!

>>132354657
It is nice now that king nigger is gone. We have a president that actually loves this country again instead of "fundamentally transform" America.

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>>132354629
>it's a "no Tucker" episode

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>>132354739

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>>132354765

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>>132354697
2 BURGERS??
2 PATTIES???

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>>132354633
remember this guy?

>>132354838
Oh, Hiki offered. We have a baker then. Thanks

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>>132354777
I haven't seen one yet.
Over.

>>132354739
That's rude to smoke in public.
I like weed but I know nobody else wants to smell it.

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>>132354739
I think it should be legal, but I also totally sympathise with what Sessions is doing so

>>132354812
Oh fugg, cook me one nigga.

>>132354871
>legalization

Decriminalization, bid.

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>>132354739
>city full of niggers smells like weed all the time
Wow, some news.

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Joe seems to live in a pretty white place

Does anyone remember Mika saying she will adopt a syrian nigger?

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY AMERICANS

Meme flags are gay

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>>132354808
Not sure, I think this was a meme burger

I only know about the heart attack grill in vegas. Look it up, it's so big and unhealthy, it's specifically designed to kill you

>>132354812
>bacon cheddar
Fug...

>>132354594
BEST RUSSIA SONG
https://youtu.be/2Y3xSv5Cs6U

>>132354956
did she even follow through?

>>132354885
>shit brown skin
>shit brown eyes
Wow how diverse!

>>132354885
Is that him?

>>132354740
>Killing commies is bad

Kill yourself

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>>132354812
This anon is white, fat and based.

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>>132354956
>does anyone wanna talk about joe?
No. Kill yourself, you autist

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this midget MILF wants to suck my dick later, wut do?

>>132355029

she wasn't engaged with Joe at that time, and we were talking of the syrian pool boy cucking Joe

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>>132354975
Greatest country and superpower on earth.

>>132354956
>wasting fresh water
OY VEY DELET THIS AND SEND THAT WATER TO COMMIEFORNIA SINCE THEY'RE TOO RETARDED TO MANAGE THEIR WATER TABLES!

>>132355104
>does anyone wanna talk about /sg/?
No. Kill yourself, you autist

>>132354237
but she can drink beer right?

>>132355064
Remember to talk with an ICE agent, ask the agent why he isnt deported yet

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>>132354956
>ywn get into a water fight wit Joe

>>132354580
pls respond

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>>132354702
It was severely underrated. Also Mayo was voiced by best explosive chuuni.

>>132355127
Repent

>>132354739
More hard hitting quality journalism from WaPo.

>>132353444
How do we get Trump to retweet this?

Hello yes this is the U.S. Army we will be commandeering this thread for our military needs. Thank you for cooperating.

TERRY MC AULLIFFE 2020, DRUMPFKINGS!!!!!!

>>132355266
Pls invade

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>>132355151
you've done well son, but all good Empires fall. your time will come too, just enjoy it while it lasts ay?

https://youtu.be/4VPpAZ9_qAw

My annual Martina for you guys.

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>>132354657

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>>132354741
>buying WinRAR licenses is one of the last stands of implicit white identity

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>>132355194
touche
well, I would stop if they would stop giving me such good reaction images. kinda hard to when there is some jihadi supporter screaming death to a dozen different countries every thread

>>132355127
Thats a rare conundrum. Do it, if only to say you did. It will be one you will never forget.

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>>132355334
We're not an Empire.

Yet.

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>>132355311
>terry Mcaulliffe
>so close to Hillary Clinton that it will be easy to defeat him.

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>>132354777
U can probably do something with this one.
>Or one of the hatters around here can.

>>132355334
>all good Empires fall
There are no hard rules that say so

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>>132354956

im from nantucket, joe is among a handful of rich white liberal shitheads who have been migrating there prob to gain bragging status

the demographics have been changing over the years tho, there's more and more blacks, spanish, but also alot of east europes so i've actually been able to notice the increase in rapes, break ins, drug arrests etc
its like a mini-confirmation of what trump says

>>132355334
We have communications technology that didn't exist in the past. That's a double edged sword but we have a chance to stop the cycle this time.

>>132355402
No one cares. Stop shitting threads up with that gutter trash.

>>132355338
hannity pls

>>132354981
Not gonna lie, the Cruz burger looks the tastiest. Anyone who believes pineapple belongs on burgers or pizza is subhuman.

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>>132354981
WTF
Im a cruz missile now

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>>132355422
We've been an empire for ~150 years lad

>>132355402
dude nobody cares please stop posting /sg/'s butthurt when it is off topic as shit

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>>132355493
>No one cares
I do
checkmate, drumpfkin

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>>132355439
If they would only learn not to collapse into decadence and complacency, perhaps there could be an eternal empire.

>>132354556
that's obviously the jewish plan. They know they are gonna get kicked out if people ever figure out how much wealth and control they have over our western societies. So the plan is to import massive amount of shitskins to:
1. Create unbreakable solidarity with Israel. Now we know what they have to face every day.
2. Create a jewish-christian front to confront the muslim hordes they helped import. Just listen to the jewish intelectuals. The same people who called for 30 years for mass immigration tell you today that the country is getting destroyed and that we must deal with these people.
Jews also thrive in multicultural societies.

>>132355550
Not a conscience one.

>>132355600
You're not everyone. Literally everyone else is telling you to fuck off and stop shitting the threads up.

>>132355439
it is simply the natural order, order corrupts into chaos. All empires fall, even if other Empires and establishments take their place, it will always be the case.
>>132355468
>we have a chance to stop the cycle this time.
you can only delay it, I really thought I'd see America's collapse in my lifetime, but with Trump maybe not. Good luck guys, I love you all and you give me hope for my shitthole of a country.

>>132355517
>Anyone who believes pineapple belongs on burgers or pizza is subhuman.
the canadians started this garbage a sure sign of it's degeneracy

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>>132355633

>>132355633
The fact that Trump could even be elected at all proves we have a chance to stop or reverse the cycle. Or perhaps we're already past the worst of this cycle, or perhaps we've yet to see it.

>>132354580
Yes they are sending Jeb! over to finalize this once and for all. Ok? Now get out there and enjoy the 4th bud.

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>>132355517
I agree.

>>132354981

the ted one packs a punch, the pineapple makes the Trump burger horrible

>>132355696
You can't know that though, experience of the past even if overwhelming is still not knowledge of the future

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>Trump bringing his usual grace to the G20 meeting

>>132355695
>Not a conscience one.
It depends how you define it. Our sphere of influence is more than half of the planet. But we don't extract taxes, take slaves, and don't control the internal politics of our protectorates like empires of the past. Those things have also usually been the cause of the downfall of said past empires

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>>132353044
who else being a gluttonous hedonist today on the birthday of our great nation?

>>132355811
why would he wear his shoes on his "hands" in this situation

>>132355806
you still can't re write the laws of nature, regardless of timespan or how long it takes, all Empires fall.

>>132355726
>Pineapple on pizza, burgers
As much as Canadians suck donkey balls I believe this particular heresy was started in Hawaii

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>>132355811
Hello

>>132353666
Imagine her shits

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>>132355904
>started the morning with a few bong rips
>have been drinking beer for over an hour now
>starting the hard liqour after noon
>gonna set off fireworks while grilling alone
I'm here to party.

>>132354777
>three cornerrd hat
What the fuck is a three cornered hat?

>>132355870
>It depends how you define it.

We have all the means of being an Empire (sphere of influence and sheer power) but we aren't conscience of it and don't go all the way.

>>132355904
What should I eat to celebrate? My BBQ ran out of gaz

>>132354193
Baconator>?

>>132355696
>you can only delay it,
I disagree. There are factors are play that didn't exist in past empires, like the internet. The way our empire runs is distinctly different from past empires too. Instead of subjects we have willful allies like Japan and your country.

>>132354981
>Carson burger
>contains pork
Dropped.

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>>132355870
>we don't control the internal politics of our protectorates
i mean we kinda implicitly do
when their entire sovereignty is ensured by our military might and we are usually their biggest trading partners you can bet we are influencing their politics to a huge degree, even if we're not demanding things
also in a case like japan we built their postwar government by hand so there's that

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>>132356028
Tricorne.

Anyone else celebrating Independence Day by visiting the wal-

>>132356016
>german flag

of course, why wouldn't it be?

>>132355936
Because the left can't meme.

>>132356049
Burgers. you'll have to grill them on the stovetop but that's not so bad

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>>132355968
nah a canadian started it dubbed it hawaiian for marketing

>>132356069
your country was on the verge of collapse, it was gonna be the next Mexico or Brazil or zimbabwe, everything that it meant to be American and what the founders intended was on the verge of dying last year. You're on a teetering edge, and you should thank God as much as I do that Trump is in the office.

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>>132356049
Go get more propane you lazy nigger. You're an embarrassment to the rest of us.

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>>132354777
Sorry anon, I dnt think one had been made..

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>>132353666
How much of her food eating vids earnings goes to food budget?
Freedom aint free ya know.

>>132353073
Where did the we wuz kangz meme come from? I know technically it comes from blacks thinking they were Egyptian kings, but is there any origin, like specific origin to "we wuz kangz"? Did any prominent black say it that way?

>>132356049
Buy more gas.

>>132356084
You have a point but compared to installing a governor or something like a British Raj its a much softer form of imperialism. And it's not like we set out to dominate Japan, they hit first. It wasn't a war of territorial acquisition.

>>132355950
Laws of ature are actually often rewritten because we are not omniscient and they are not real, they are just our interpretations of natural phenomas

They are pretty strong indicators alright, but that still does not mean we know what will happen in the future. It's just guessing until it actually happens

>>132356194
them get the fuck out. go to Africa

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>>132356218
take your negativity back to britpol you stupid bong

>>132356194
Ungrateful wiggers/niggers.

>>132356218
>>132355747
A guy like Trump could never become PM in your country, for example.

>>132356277
It was a news interview with two ghetto-ass niggers

>>132356049
just put some coals in your gas grill i am sure nothing bad could happen

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>>132356084
Imagine if we actually went full Empire.

>>132355228
She was?
I watched the dub, do I wouldn't know.

>>132356049
>gas grill
Absolutely repulsive.

>>132356321
He's right though, we are on the edge. Powers that be are trying to extinct us.

>>132356277
literally for decades, probably generations, black groups have been spouting off "we were kings back in Africa"
we wuz kangz is just a shitposting form of saying it

>>132356382
Would they honestly have rather stayed in Africa? All their hatred of America seems so short-sighted.

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>>132356194
I hope more leftists/Democrats shit on America on fucking Independence Day. If we can get one on tv saying it then it could make for a great midterm ad. It's like they want to lose every voter that has any patriotism at all.

Bash the fash

>>132356444
coal is for rural and suburban retards who have hours to prepare their stuff. Gas is instant to setup and very reliable.

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>>132356444
delet

>>132356404
Will he visit JFK's grave?

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>>132355228
What show is this anyway?

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>>132356551
Sorry such aggressive behavior is a form of patriarchy and cishetero norms.

>>132356218
everything is impossible if you're a giant pussy about it
i'd rather die trying then weep into my tea while picturing the queen fisting herself
keep your shit attitude on your shit island

>>132356402
I support clean energies, coal is a no no in my household.

>>132356194
Who cares? We don't consider him an American anyways.

>>132356404
to be honest what we're doing now is probably the only lasting method. if we tried to incorporate our protectorates into the US we'd get a lot of the standard issues that plague empires, like internal strife and revolts

>>132356577
Maybe in Canada but plenty of rural people use gas here.

>>132356425
>dub
Fag. Rie is one of my favorite VA's right now.

>>132356627
starting wars and losing is practically a democrat tradition

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>>132356049
get propane.
>maple bacon burger.

pic related.

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>>132356645
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>132356674
We don't need slavery or any of that idiotic bullshit. Just be a conscience Empire. Go full power.

>>132356625
Akiba's Trip The Animation.

>>132356487
>Would they honestly have rather stayed in Africa?
They know damn well they wouldn't. They forget we fought a civil war where hundreds of thousands of WHITES died so they can post ungrateful bullshit on twitter. Biggest fucking mistake in hindsight.

>>132353517
Sweetwater fuckin' rules, man. Thanks for reminding me I need to pick up a tacklebox to accompany my Wiseacre brews today.

>>132356674
>if we tried to incorporate our protectorates into the US
Why would we ever do this? Then they would get a say in government. Currently we get the military and trade benefits of being allies with countries like Japan but without them being represented in our government.

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>>132356775
Wrong pic.

>>132356775
where are these pictures from?

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>>132353487
This cant be real? Niggers are one thing in ww2. At least there is evidence they fought. but a female nigger. WHAT????

>>132356049
>leaf celebrating US

At least you understand how our nations function.

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>>132356068
>baconator
>Wendys doesnt serve seeded buns

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>>132356852
Arlington National Cemetery.

>>132354702
This. Mayo will always be best girl.

>>132356775
Europeans are terrible at assimilating their conquered lands, Americans need to become better at it.

>>132356627
sadly wrong, my gym is filled with cucks. This indian dude the other day was telling a buffed white guy who Trump was probably gonna be impeached because of Mueller investigation and the white guy said he hoped they find something. Let's say the machine users are the leftists cucks and the weight lifters are right wings.

>>132356690
Weeb trash.

>>132356643
I'm not saying defeatism is the answer, I'm just telling you at some point your Empire and dominance will die somebody. Do I live my life wallowing in misery because I know I'm going to die someday? no, I'm just highlighting how close you were to collapsing into a European shitthole like this country and showing how miraculous an outcome you've ended up with. Your demise as a nation has been kicked down the road quite a bit now (hopefully)