Happy Birthday my fellow Americans. Lets celebrate and post American

>>132344702
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE

>>132344857
AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWTXl4hg0q8

>>132344702
i want to wish you guys a happy birthday keep up the good work

>>132345014
Sorry Afghanistan. This thread is for 1st wielders.

>>132345043
Thanks m8

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This thread is now property of Her Majesty the Queen and subject to the domain of the British Empire.

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>>132344702
fuck your rules

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You Pakis better leave or its gunna be another Desert Storm on your goat fucking asses.

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*teleports infront of you*
Do you swear allegiance to her Majesty the Queen?

>>132344702
Happy Birthday #1

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>>132344857
TO HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II

>>132345467
Thanks Abdul.

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>>132344702
>#1st white country to go minority white

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

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WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

Sorry "Great"Britain". You gotta leave. This thread is for Americans and Israel, our greatest ally.

>>132345529
is this true Americans only respond

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I give you a toast Ladies and gentlemen
May this fair land we love so well
In Dignity and freedom dwell
While worlds may change and go awry
There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street
Wherever there's a turning wheel
A million marching feet
Red, white and blue
What does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud
Shout it loud
Britons awake!
The Empire too
We can depend on you
Freedom remains
These are the chains
Nothing can break
There'll always be an England
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me

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first country to go from majority native american to majority white

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>>132345863
>he thinks britannia still doesn't rule the waves
TOP FUCKING KEK AMERICAN PIGSHIT.

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#1

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>be american
>can't have sex until you're 30
>can't drink until you're 45
>pay a million to learn about white privilege at a McCollege
>pay another 3 million in student loan interest
>pay yet another 5 million for a cardboard hovel with no electricity or indoor plumbing
>finally get a job shoveling shit(a masters degree is required for this in murrika) at $0.50 an hour
>work until you're 80 just to pay interest on your mortgage and student loan
>get shot at by illiterate 16 year old cops every time you go downtown
>luckily your $50000/month health insurance covers 5% of the 2 million dollar hospital bill for your gunshot wounds

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>>132345952
Knock knock

It's the United States, true ruler of the waves

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>>132346195
Carriers and superior naval weapons are scientifically next to useless when facing Anglos at sea. You need the grace of God to do that lardy tardy.

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>>132346119
It's only natural for the poor to envy the rich. I am sorry your people live like Africans, but that doesn't mean you need to take it out of the country that provides you safety and security.

Alright God bless friend, have a great day and remember to respect your betters.

>>132344857
TO THE FLAG

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>>132345520
t. 52%

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America!! Fuck yeah!!!

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>>132346467
>americans pledge allegiance to a piece of cloth
Lel.

>>132346467
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ0eQqoRnsk

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>>132344702
Burgers, Boobs, and Beer.
Infidel style.

>>132346476
That's rich coming from Sweden/Somalia.

>>132346476
>Whites (including Hispanics who identify as White) constitute the majority, with a total of about 246,660,710, or 77.35%

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Adolf Hitler

A Man Against Time

http://youtu.be/dNka5Uk5juA

>>132346590
>(including Hispanics who identify as White)
is where you went wrong. Also get rid of Arabs who identify as """white""" and the number is 52%.

>>132344702
Happy Birthday America. Coming from the Nr.1 country in the world. However your leadership is better. Oh well...

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>>132346590
>including Hispanics who identify as White
so 52%?

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Maybe I should clean my guns today.

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t. Humphrey Cuckington

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>>132347138
t. Adolf Loser.

>>132346649
Arabs normally identify as black or Asian. Jews are considered white but are 1.2% of the population. Were do you get 52% how many Arabs do you think are here?

>>132347196
dont you dare

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>>132347196
WRONG PIC. ABORT. Was meant to have Queen Victoria's face right there in the German parliament. You sucked Anglo balls even before WW1.,

>>132346550
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS

>>132346986
Wow once I try to be nice. But yeah yo´re right our Courts are fucked. They even gave us a new Internet rule, (((Facebook))), (((Google))) etc. have to delete "hateful" Content in 24 hours or else they have to pay a fine. Luckily our air is moistly clean and our streets are nice. However that is slowly starting to change....

>>132347966
you´re

>>132345556
Do you know what regiment that is? It may be the royal Newfoundland regiment.

>>132345014
That's an interesting way to play "America the Beautiful"

>>132346276
I think we have the grace of God since you've switched to team Allah

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>>132348001
I haven't a clue friend, sorry. Perhaps google searching the image might help. There are a few of them, and its part of a collection of other older pics involving the British Empire.

>>132347708
ONE NATION UNDER GOD

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>52% """"white""""(20-35% real European)
>white kids are already a minority in their age group
>quarter of said whites has injun, polish semite or negro blood
>media/education/banks all run by the jews
>fight wars for the jews on the other side of the planet
>mutilate their sons genitals cause mr rosenberg said so
>white guilt over slavery worse than nazi guilt
>worships niggers one month every year
>adopting niggers and chinks is a normal american practice
>elected nigger twice over white guilt
>normalized coalburning
>normalized homosexuality
>in the process of normalizing trans shit
>home of radical feminism
>ground zero for all modern degenerate anti-white propaganda
>at the front of pushing the islamophobia shit
>clockboy gets a free scholarship to top universities and white house for bringing a old clock to school despite the family being on record for race baiting
>biggest shooting ever gets ignored because the shooter was a mudslim
>tolerates a black domestic terrorist group
>almost all food is unnatural shit created by monsanto

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

>>132346119
>be finn
>go home from work at 11:00 PM because your female boss forced you to work unpaid overtime and saying no would be misogyny
>make wife dinner
>later, in the bedroom:
>wife: i want to try something different
>strap on
>saying no would be misogyny
>after three hours of getting pegged, she decides i'm sleeping in the tool shed tonight
>saying no would be misogyny
>clear off table in tool shed and lay down and to go sleep on it
>wake up, repeat

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>>132345442
Fuck no
Eat shit

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>>132349774
*dies*

>>132349152
>finland

aha its funny cause you guys are like ugly retard slavs

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>>132349152
remember that time where finland did something incredible that change the world?

Ya, me neither.

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>be american
>wake up in the home of the free
>20 million dollar college debt, A+ in all diversity, rape culture and privilege classes. still unemployed...
>house is made of thicker, reinforced cardboard this time, since the last one just flew away in a hurricane like the rest of my cardboard town
>look out of the window, sky is blackened out by drones. Neighbor is struck by a cruise missile
>drink diet corn syrup out of a Jerrycan, because glasses or bottles are signs of european high-handedness
>grab the shotguns and lift fat ass into a huge V8 Truck
>drive down a straight road with cruise control set to 60mph for a thousand miles. All houses look exactly the same
>accidentaly accelerate to 61mph
>get pulled over and harrased by a 16 year old illiterate cop who just finished his 6-week training at police school after dropping out high school
>butthole gets examined
>endless straight road ends at 1000 square miles large mall
>buy more jerrycans of genetic engineered corn syrup
>drive home, stop at RAM tent to get teeth fixed and grab a new pair of 2nd hand charity glasses
>slowly drive down another endless straight road, get harrassed by a 600lb cop
>more drones follow your truck
>attend Glenn Beck rally to scream about how Obama is a muslim atheist communist nazi
>Glenn Beck rally is cancelled because of praying Muslims in front of the capitol
>drive back home, more harrasment by unskilled cops
>arrive at front yard, sherriff arrives in black helicopter with a Distraint notice
>try to grab shotguns, suddenly drones everywhere
>grab tent, drive endless straight road to internet cafe. More harrasment and butthole searchings
>go to 4chan, talk about my freedom, wealth and how jelly europoors are
>choose words wisely, because the FBI is monitoring everything
>Sleep in tent crying, because I know those poor souls won't ever experience what it's like to be as free as I am
>14 year old cop enters my tent to butt-search me one last time. More drones videotape the action

>>132348980
INDIVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

>>132344702
I surely do hope that Kimmy will send you some fireworks

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ebin

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>>132351433
Stop, your europoorness is showing

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>>132353874
Columbia?

>>132345374
She was vaguely fuckable once

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>>132355488
Indonesia?