Give me one good reason why you shouldn't homeschool yo

>>132343662
What dumb fuck in green marked the question

>>132343662
My brother's kids and my sister's kid are all home schooled.
You dont need college to succeed in life, you need Christ Jesus and the protestant work ethic.
>t.GATE survivor

>>132343954
Public school teacher

>>132343954
More than likely a female teacher more interested in fucking her student than knowing what the fuck she is talking about.

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tfw no young cute christian wife

>>132343662
>question is labelled "Reasonableness"

Gets me every time.

>>132343662
>a kid has better thought process than an adult teacher

this has to be fake, for the sake and the future of america

>>132343662
I'm guessing the "minority" public education instructor for a better tomorrow believed the student had a certain privilege that needed to be "thoroughly looked at and examined". So to educate him properly, she gave him the wrong answer.

>>132343662
I don't live in an US ghetto.

>>132344795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8Nr3_2724

>>132344733
this.

>>132343662
Wife and I must both work. Having my wife homeschool our kid would be grand.

>>132343662
Kek. Because my kid will go to one of the best private schools like I did

>>132344490
>christianmingle.com

>>132345418
High end private schools are filled with degeneracy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202107/70-000-year-school-Obama-sends-daughters-hit-drug-sex-scandal.html

>>132343662
Whoever formulated that question needs a brick between the eyes.

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>>132344904
.........and hes a fucking kike. We could have been done with this 70 years ago.

>>132344904
>>132345765
Glad to see at the very least that the audience was perceptive enough and really didn't like it when that fucker said that.

>>132345551
>High end private schools are filled with degeneracy
Only the wrong ones

>>132346033
name one that isnt

>>132343662
These dumb teacher answers are fake and gay. Public ed is bad and getting worse, but not this bad.

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>>132343662

Assuming both Mary and Luis' pizza were the same size, Luis ate more of his pizza (5/6) than Mary because she only ate 4/6 of hers.

>>132346095
I can name many.
Most of them are here

>>132346268
Well name one

>>132343662
How can a teacher be so dumb? wow, must be because you're american.

>>132346246
Where does it say they are the same size?

>>132346246
That's something we don't know. If the question stated that the pizzas were both the same size the you would be right. However, not enough info is given to accurately answer this question

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>>132344377
this

I work IT at a public school system, we handle about 6 schools from grades k-12, and I can tell you that some of these women are so fucking stupid I would not trust them to do basic arithmetic.

I have a bunch of stories of teachers failing hardcore, here is just one of them, and by far not the worst one.

>be me
>imaging teachers computer
>shit takes forever since our KACE server is slow as balls
>friend texts me with question of how to solve a LTI system with its transfer function.
>do all the math on the whiteboard.
>laplace transforms are my shit
>take picture and send it to my friend.
>computer finishes so I clean it and go back to my office
>get a call about 20 min later from the teacher
>"UMMM HELLO IS THIS ANON?!?!?!?!"
>"uh ya"
>"DID YOU WRITE ALL THE MATH ON MY BOARD!!!""
>"oh ya a friend needed help, sorry I forgot to get rid of i...."
>"HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO REPORT YOU!"
>"MY KIDS CAME IN ASKING ME WHAT WAS ON THE BOARD, AND I COULD NOT TELL THEM AND IT MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT"
>hand up because this is the stupidest shit I have ever heard, she is a 10th grade home ec teacher
>later got reported to my boss and I had to take "sensitivity" training and learn on how to respect my coworkers

>>132343662
How can you create the question and then fuck up so bad at giving the correct answer?
Not even in Greece were our teachers retarded like that.

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>>132346737
>I HAVE HALF A MIND

people who say this are consistently the worst fucking potatoes.

>>132346841
They don't create their own questionsTgey get them from a database of questions provided by the publisher of the textbook they use.

Sometimes there are typos in the answer key, and the teachers dont catch the mistakes even at a first grade level.

>>132346246
Re-read the question mountain ape. It clearly states:
Marty ate more pizza then Luis. How is that possible?

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>>132344733
education majors statistically have the lowest IQs out of all college majors at around 98-102. Physics majors average around 130-145.

>>132346737
Post moar stories

>>132346737
>>132347099
This.

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>>132343662
I thought I was the only one who cuts his pizza in 6 slices..

I.. I don't know how to feel about this.

>>132346498
Le Rosey
Aiglon College
And a couple US schools

What the fuck is this question even trying to teach you.

>>132343662
both answers are correct though

we don't know whether the test was offer a way to make it possible or to just say if it possible or not

>>132343954
>millenial female teacher

>>132347279
How do you evenly divide a circle in 6 pieces though? I always get slightly irregular shapes.

>>132346737
Post moar

>>132347449
Draw a straight line through the center every 120 degrees

>>132343662
half the population is to stupid to teach their children properly, so unless they want them to become simple workers, they have to send them to highschool at least. There, they are going to be at a disadvantage against those that went to every step of the school system.

Homeschooling only makes sense if you're an Engineer or natural scientist (or if you're a skilled craftsman preparing your child for suceeding you instead of teaching general knowledge).

>>132347449
Practice, practice, practice.

>>132346737
>Be IT contractor for the local Gov
>Clients who call us out worship the ground beneath our feet
>Always offer us the best coffee and morning biccies
>Act like we're Jesus when we fix their problems
>Bunch of the young receptionist chicks always down for some on-the-clock flirting.
>The few troublesome users can't start shit with us, because their bosses value us more than they value them

Anon, the number one rule is to never do school IT. You have to put up with immature, cry-baby jackarses, and occasionally the kids too.

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>>132343662

>>132347449
cut 2 mercedes logos on it

>>132347348
>we don't know whether the test was offer a way to make it possible or to just say if it possible or not
lol the second sentence states Marty ate more pizza than Luis. the reasonable answer is Marty's piece was bigger than Luis's

>>132343662
>she got that cool light crystal
>light crystal
its a prisma what the fuck

>>132347788
but you don't know if the pizza was bigger or not
what if it wasn't, and the answer is that is not possible?

>>132347627
Honestly the real rule is don't be part of the in house IT dept for an organization that has nothing to do with IT. Contracting and doing managed services is the only way to go. I worked IT for a grocier and they hated us with a passion.

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>>132347099
sure
btw I should add im in my early 20's so most teachers treat me like a child


>this was about a year ago now
>am at the middle school for the week doing tickets
>basic shit, most of the time just have to reboot but these teachers are so fucking stupid they dont even know how to sign out of windows 10
>get called to the 8th grade math teachers room
>"my computer isnt working" basic shit
>get there and literally all it needs is a reboot"
>act like im doing things to waste time
>the teacher is going over what are irrational and imaginary numbers
>has about 10 sticky notes with various numbers on it such as PI and sqrt(-1)
> asks the class to catagorize every one
>gets to PI.
>"So class, Is PI irrational, imaginary, or neither"
>entire class says irrational at once
>"no, PI is neither, because We can write out pie since mathematicians are always discovering new numbers to PI"
>could not handle it and chuckled just a little
>"is there something you want to say ANON?"
>"um I believe PI is irrational"
>"no its not anon, thats silly"
>"No im like REALLY sure its irrational, like 100% sure"
>all smugly she says "well prove it then! im open to be proven wrong if i am wrong"
>um okay
>go to the board and write the lambert proof to PI being irrational
>explain in very complex and detailed words to teacher and class on the irrationality of PI
>kids are now snickering
>"thats cute anon but that doesn't prove anything. I think you should leave now that my computer is done"
>leave and get a very angry email from her later about how she knew PI was irrational but she was just trying to test if he class would believe her or not

home schooling your kid is literally on the same level as declaring your child genderless on its birth

>>132343662

Did you know that homeschooling your kids is illegal in some countries, like Germany? That sounds really fucked up to me.

>>132343662
Because they'll be fucking nerds. Seriously everyone makes fun of homeschooled kids. They'll be socially castrated

>>132347910
>Teacher tried to play it off like she was pretending to be retarded

We are fucking doomed

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>>132347910
this is too real

>>132347038
That picture would be funny if it was accurate, but I doubdt there are many people on /pol/ like that at all. Somewhere like /a/ or /v/ sure but I don't believe people who've basically given up on life actually care much about politics

>>132347910
>showing up teachers in their class
what's the point, senpai, this just makes you seem like an autist

>>132347910
How did you not get fired yet? They're fun stories though.

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Polish visiting germanistan

Because our schools are based. A flag and a cross are found in almost every room. We always pray our father before starting Religion(ive heard that germcucks dont do that Kek).

>>132346246
The question is more about reading comprehension and less about math.

>>132346737
>Willingly took the sensitivity training pill

Next up the the mandatory unconscious bias training and Yiddish language classes.

>>132347886
the first sentence goes through the trouble of telling you there's two distinct pizzas by saying, "of his pizza." the second sentence omits this bit and just says Marty actually ate more, despite the smaller proportion size. by eating more, it can be understood he ate more in a quantity or amount of pizza.

the reasonable answer is Marty's pizza was bigger. key word being, reasonable. but you're right, we don't know for sure, but we are 99% sure within the reasonable realm

>>132347910
Good shit anon DESU I am even more hopeless than that teacher I can't do math for the life of me, keep sharing if you have more.

>>132344904
"(((AS A WHITE MALE))) in society I have a lot of privilege that I didn't earn"
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
REDPILL EVERYONE ON JEWS WHEN?

>>132348178
Trying to fix the world is all i have. That way when i die i can tell myself i at least tried to make it better for others.

>>132345555
No.
>>132346629
It's stated that Marty ate more, despite eating a smaller proportion of his pizza. His pizza being bigger is the only conclusion consistent with the premise.

You were given enough information to deduct that his pizza was larger. You are a dumb nigger.

>>132348153
>>Teacher tried to play it off like she was pretending to be retarded
sounds eerily like pol, huh?

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>>132347910
It's amazing how autistic this is. The children were laughing because the loser computer kid is trying to be cool in front of them.

>>132347886
The question is stating you the following information in its wording.

1. Both Marty and Luis have their own pizza
2. Marty at 4/6th, and Luis ate 5/6th of their respective pizzas.
3. Marty ate more pizza than Luis.

These are facts, this is the information that the word problem is feeding into your brain. these are the solid bits of truth you have to work with.

Then it asks "how is this possible"

The answer is that the above criteria is only possible if Marty had a larger pizza.

Reminder Common Core is to make white kids dumber since they couldn't make blacks smarter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8Nr3_2724

>>132347910
any more?

>>132348838
im really glad you looked at the thread before posting that and posted it for the second time
it really added to the thread, thank you for your contribution

>>132348793
Did that kid outsmart the teacher again?

>>132347910
>she was just trying to test if he class would believe her or not
now this is vile

>>132348924
shut up homo

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>>132347038
>takes a copypasta pic from /r9k/
>shops a maga hat on it
>tries to pass themself off as le superior intellectual

>>132344878
>an US ghetto
become an hero

>>132349001
thank you for all that you add to this thread

>>132344733
Not fake. Math is about feelings now.

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>>132348793
Do these teachers not have a goddamn answer key?

Daily reminder that as bad as public schools might be, it's still 100x better than your dumb fucking ass trying to home school your kids yourself

>ba derp anyone can be a teacher!

kys

It can create psychological problems.

>be me
>go to a public school from grades k-8
>Homeschooled for 9, 10
>Develop social anxiety
>Uncomfortable everywhere I go
>Very hard to talk / meet people for grades 11, 12 despite being friendly and getting along with people before

It honestly feels like I lived two lives, if I had a choice, I would've chosen not to be homeschooled. I feel like i'd be more successful and capable of a lot more if I wasn't sheltered for those two years. I'm 22 now and I still have the occasional fit of anxiety but things are getting better now. I also really regret the lost time I had because I really enjoyed grade 11 and 12.

>>132348266
>SP38 in Poznań
What the hell? I used to go to that elementary. Is Ms Marzec still the principal?

>>132348793
Jesus christ, these word puzzles MUST be worded intentionally to fuck with the kids minds in some way.
"If she works just as fast" implies it will be another 10 minutes regardless of what she does with the board.

It is possible IF the pizza Marty ate was a large or family size and the pizza Louis ate was a small pizza.

>>132347910
>in a middle school class
>go to the board and write the lambert proof to PI being irrational
>wasting 15 minutes of everyone's time when you could just have googled irrationality of pi and proven the teacher wrong in 2 seconds
fake and gay

>>132346246
It never said what size both pizzas were. If OP's pic is real, that means that the teacher was outsmarted.

>>132348793
I bet this one is female teacher. They dont have imagination.

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>>132348386
different because you dont teach

>>132348222
she asked for it, I was going to let it slide

>>132348244
she was too emberassed to report it, Im also like the only IT dude and Im way to valuable to get rid of and I know it.


most Of these teachers dont realize im about to get my BS in computer engineering and think Im some retard


probably my last one, since the rest are short disconnected stories

>be me
>getting a lot of problems with teachers and admins clicking on spam emails
>decide to use a third party company to run a phishing scam test on our school system
>they send an email to all the teachers that has a legit email adress (usually from IT) but is spammy as fuck with spelling errors and made up bullshit
>Get mad when I see the email since I didnt think anyone could would fall for it, It was so easy, some of it was in fucking Chinese
>get calls from teacher about email, saying that they thought it was a scam and didnt click on it.
>fuck me lets just see how it goes
>wait about a week and view the results of how many teachers clicked on it.
>mfw over 70% of the school district clicked on it
>it was literally an email with typing errors saying that they had to reset their password or loose all access to their computer.
>turns out the teachers who called me about it only called because they clicked on it.
>superintendent sets up mandatory meeting for all the teachers who clicked on it to go over internet safety
>that should be well over 100 teachers
>only 10 show up.

i fucking hate this place.

>>132349287
that's exactly what i thought
"well duh, just as fast. 10 minutes."

bitch learned to saw better idfk

>>132347910
>>132346737
shit like this makes me both glad and fucking terrified of being a teacher when I'm done with college. I'm not a fucking idiot so I'm glad kids are gonna get a good education, but holy shit teachers are retarded now a days.

>>132349477
just be careful anon, we had a teacher in my district who got arrested and fired over a FALSE allegation of rape

he was a dude and some 7th grade kid accused him because she had a crush on him.

>>132348793
kek this one is ambiguous and the answer could go either way. for the answer to be 20 minutes, we have to assume Marie is cutting them all in the same size pieces, meaning you'd need a total of 20 minutes to make 2 full size cuts.

HOWEVER, she may be cutting the third piece in a smaller size. Marie may only be cutting half the size of a board, meaning she would take less time to cut it. this could give us the 15 minute answer

>>132348266
>>132349053
pls answer me. I'm not fking with you. I know where the room where that picture was taken is. After entering the lobby you take a right turn and then the door to the oath taking room is to your left.

>>132349275
I just typed pasowanie na pierwszaka in google because i though it to be a nice Tradition.

>>132349641
oh. fair enough

>>132349258
While this is true, the problem is that the world is more favoring of charismatic retards than people like you.

>>132349445
Can we also have stories of horrible school IT?

I was a little script kiddie back in HS and cant believe what i got away with.

>>132349581
this is the other thing im afraid of. Kids are fucking sneakly little bitches, but I have to show that they can't have that control over me. A tip a teacher taught me was the "open door" policy, meaning his doors are literally open in the after school portions of the work day. This means, the student has the ability to run out the room/portable if such a thing were to occur.

>>132349287
>"If she works just as fast" implies it will be another 10 minutes regardless of what she does with the board.

No it doesn't. How do you even think this? Holy fucking shit we are doomed.

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>>132343662
>homeschooling is illegal in Sweden

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>>132348793


Affirmative action hire spotted.

>>132346737
All she needed to say:
>That's advanced maths, you don't need to know it for a long while, and scrub it off.

>>132349258
If you were homeschooled the whole way through you'd be fine. That kind of stuff happens when you don't get to be in the same school system the entire time.

>>132343662
Because homescholling leads to dumbasses who save the thumbnail.

>>132346737
That story has to be bullshit. Stop.

>>132349445
you may as well make fun of handicap kids for not being as capable as you are. why would you think baby boomers are at all tech literate?

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>>132343954
>What dumb fuck in green marked the question

>>132349751
This you would be cutting the board with half the length of the first cut so it would be 15 minutes

>>132349445
Man, falling for phishing is something my grandparents don't even do.
Computer engineering seems pretty difficult. I'll just keep to throwing molecules at eachother in my organic chemistry lab.

>>132349822
"You will learn that in college"

>>132349751
You don't track work by how much was done, you track how much was done in a given time period. That time period was 10 minutes. Saying "works just as fast" alone implies time elapsing. Her work was 10 minutes, do the work again, just as fast. Another 10 minutes.

Go be retarded elsewhere.

>homeschool

retarded idea

who's going to homeschool them?

>>132349896
>half the lenght

No anon, the only way this would work is if your first cut was was so short that you got a piece with a shorter length than the width of the board, and then turned it.

That is possible i suppose but nobody is going to think that.

Cutting the board itself into multiple lengths that are still board-width will always take the same amount of time.

>>132349287
It implies one cut takes ten minutes and you need two cuts to make three pieces.

>>132348793
The kid is right.
If it takes 10 mins per cut, then it would take double the amount of time to make two cuts.

>>132344878
>an US
you're ghetto tier anyway

>>132349721
somewhat related i guess:
http://imgur.com/gallery/dTv6b

>>132349993
>you track how much was done in a given time period.
This is correct, you track how much was done in a given time period. The speed in question is one cut every 10 minutes. That is the speed of work, 1 cut per 10 minutes, or one tenth of a cut per minute, if you will.

Working at that same speed means you will continue to do 1/10th of a cut per minute. So if you worked for 2 minutes, you would do 2/10ths of a cut, if you worked for 23 minutes you would do two and 3/10th cuts, etc.

The speed you are cutting at is the speed we are looking at here.

Going by your assertion the question "bob drove 60 miles an hour, if he drove 120 miles at the same speed, how many hours would it take him" and you going "one hour because he did it at the same speed :^)"

"just as fast" and "at the same speed" are direct synonyms

>>132349822
I think the fact that she couldn't even come up with an excuse and is so narcissistic that she needs to call the person she felt made her look stupid to complain just outlines what a cunt she is and how fucking awful the standard for teachers is.

>>132349584
dude, really?

>>132343662
because i have better things to do than hang out with my kids all day

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>>132348793

Dumb fucken teacher

>>132343662
Catholic school > Home school > Charter school > Being taught by a homeless man > Public education

>>132350384
teacher BTFO polcucks

>>132350242
"No."

How the fuck do you equate time elapsing being synonymous with speed in miles per hour? Time by itself is a measurement, speed is a different measurement of distance over time.

>>132350501
>catholic schools
>charter schools

>>132349584

2 pieces = 10 minutes

2 pieces = 1 cut
3 pieces = 2 cuts

1 cut = 10 minutes
2 cuts = 20 minutes

pieces = 20 minutes

Are you the teacher?

>>132350384
By that logic, you could cut diagonally across the corner and get 2 pieces in 1 minjute.

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>>132348793 >>132349287
>>132349751 >>132350001

>>132343662
because it's illegal in Germany

>>132347910
this is the autistic dream of some CE student in college
fake af desu

>>132343954
It's a shitty question and the teacher has no "reasonableness" like the question is trying to gauge. Given the information, one pizza being bigger than the other, is a perfectly reasonable answer. With little kids, you really need to lock in the question to the answer you're trying to elicit, because they're very creative. Right up until the public school system beats it out of you.

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>>132343662
why don't you specify who should be home schooled where. many countries have an excellent school system, very different to burgerstan.
>>132343981
cool, let all the muzzies homeschool, private madrassa ftw.

>>132349896
>This you would be cutting the board with half the length of the first cut so it would be 15 minutes

You probably talk shit about burgers too, leaf.

>It takes 10 minutes to saw through the board once.

>Sawing through it a second time renders the board into three pieces.

>That second cut takes the same amount of time as the first.

>10+10=20

>>132350620
>working JUST AS FAST
>nothing is told about shape and relative size of pieces

>>132350549
>speed is a measurement of distance over time
Speed is a measurement of 'anything' over time. For example "how fast you age" "the speed at which you age" "he ages slowly".

In this case it was a measurement of how fast she was working, the rate at which she worked. If she works at the same speed for twice as long, she gets twice as much work done.

>>132344733
It's bot even a "better thought process" the kid answered the fucking question.

The teacher didn't even read the question....

>>132343662
Possible pc answer here:
Marty is white, luis is a spic. Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza and luis ate 5/6. Marty ate more pizza and this is possible because he ate his 4/6 and luis's unfinished portion resulting in 5/6. Now Marty and luis are tied. Marty then colonizes jamals pizza entirely and then forces jamal and his family to pick pizza for 150 years and then oppress womyn.

>>132350384

This makes me think they had just forgotten to put the word "equal" next to "pieces." Funny, tho.

>>132348662
Not everything is autistic you dumb burger, Jesus Christ I'm more sick of that buzzword than probably any other

Don't home-school. How can you be more informed on each subject than people who are only concerned with said subject? That's silly. It's like instead of buying things from the shop, you made each of those things yourself. You would be working against yourself.

The OP sets it up as home-school against public school. This is a false dichotomy. Of course there is another alternative: private school.

>>132347668
The radius gonna be big af ma nigga

>>132349445
Where's the "personal involvement of Putin"-email picture when you need it?

>>132350963
More like Marty is a nigger so ate 4/6 of his pizza then went back to the counter and said, "ay yo, dis pizza you gave me be fucking cold and shit. Make me annuda." And then after threatening the staff as racist was given a fresh new pizza which he ate entirely.

>>132350617
you're logic works, but the answer is still ambiguous. there's not enough facts to answer definitively either way. it states Marie cuts 2 pieces in 10 minutes, it's reasonable to come up with the rates the teacher gives of 1 piece for 5min, 3 pieces for 15 min and so on.

anything beyond that is semantics. picture it this way, Marie begins with a long, rectangular board and has to cut it into square pieces from one end to the other. with the rate we're given of getting 2 square pieces out of it in 10 minutes, it's reasonable to think only another 5 minutes are needed for a third piece.

>>132349445
Are you the notorious hacker known as "4 chan"?

>>132349078
He has more worth than you do faggot, he could have typed the alphabet per 26 posts and still been less of a waste of space

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>>132350752

>>132350595
>fag flag

Reminder that home schooled kids end up being socially awkward adults that constantly drip spaghetti everywhere

>>132351332
Kill normies desu

>>132351188
>you're

Dude. You either trying to troll me (badly) or you're seriously dumb.

If it's the latter, https://www.khanacademy.org/

>>132350963
now look at illustrations here
http://aplus.com/a/pizza-reasonability-test?no_monetization=true

>>132351332
that why you put them in daycare or summer school, where they don't teach kids.

>>132351332
But the girls are ripe for wifeing. Usually they are qt as well and not degrnerate.

>>132349287
Yea its the same deal with those Elsa-gate videos with the wrong colors and spiders.

>Learned Helplessness

It makes kids think they are always wrong and gives them wrong information so they get frustrated and develop mental disorders, that is what public school is meant for.

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>>132348662
>>132349323
This, Mr IT is a fucking sperg. Either he's exaggerating this story in order to impress a bunch of /pol/acks, which is very autistic, or he's memorising proofs for no fucking reason, which is very very autistic.

>>132349851
no

these teachers are trained on how to use the most basic of functions and they cant eve do that!!!!


computers are the future and in every workplace, most just dont want to learn because they are petty pieces of shit.

>>132343662
But how else will (((they))) indoctrinate the youth?!

>>132345418
good job

i've been to public school in elementary + high school, and private college.

the difference is night and day.

>>132349584
No, the answer couldn't go either way, are you fucking retarded kek?

>>132351091
You're assuming the purpose of education is to teach subjects.

>>132343662
luis pizza was smaller in the diameter

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>>132347038
fuck that pic hit close to home

>>132346246
Not a big test taker over in the Savage lands?

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>>132351398
dude, just reread the question. there are not enough facts or rules to have a definitive answer. the teacher's logic is as valid as yours.

>>132348793
They're assuming two different cuts. The teacher assumes 5 minutes per cut to cut three boards off the end of a longer board. Which will, of course, give us four boards. As any wood shop teacher could have her find out easily. But we don't have wood shop anymore.

>>132349584
lol what

>>132352176
But we want 3 boards though?

>>132349993
Are you mentally deficient?

Because most people that would be teaching their children were indoctrinated in public schools as well. Just send your kid to a private school or a charter if you don't like public schools.

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>>132350752
>>132351235
>>132348793

>>132352268
Yes. Now get out of the wood shop and into the kitchen. How do I get three slices of tomato for my burgers? You cut three slices and save the leftover.

>>132352466
This can't be real

>>132350854
>If she works at the same speed for twice as long, she gets twice as much work done.

One piece of wood cut once = 2 pieces
One piece of wood cut twice = 3 pieces

It takes twice as much time time to do twice as much work at the same speed.

One cut = 10 mins
2 x one cut = 20 mins

The teacher in this scenario could not understand the question because she has never cut wood in her life.

>>132350963
> he ate his 4/6 and luis's unfinished portion resulting in 5/6.
Stop right there, you fucking retard

>>132352443
Well now it makes sense

>>132343662
>>132343954
>>132344377
>>132344581
>>132344733
so whats the "official" answer? "impossible"? if so, that seems like a retarded question to give a kid.

Are cuskservashits against having their children educated because they are afraid of their them developing a mind of their own and eventually realizing how stupid their parents are?

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>>132343662
"Champ, your mother and I think it's time for you to get a job. Get dressed. I'm driving you to several places today, and I won't take no for an answer. Nothing beats going there and speaking with the manager yourself. Remember to look him in the eye, stand up straight, address him as 'Sir,' and give him a firm handshake."

>>132352904
No.

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>>132351491
>He doesn't realize people who major in math understand math proofs at their core
lmao

>>132352685
>The teacher in this scenario could not understand the question because she has never cut wood in her life.
who do you think you're impressing? you think the wealthy have ever had to wipe their own ass or give a shit what you think? carpentry is monkey work and will soon enough be automated and completely meaningless. but thank you for showing everyone your insecurity and sense of self worth.

>tfw homeschooling is illegal in sweden

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>>132352117
Fucking hell, burger education is truly awful

>>132350749
trust me, if you want to know how stupid teachers are, just talk to them

>>132351986
ywn be polish faggot stop pretending

>>132352117
You are retarded

>>132352980
>every job we drove to
>"WE ONLY ACCEPT ONLINE APPLICATIONS"
>Come on son, you just gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps!

Boomers

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>>132352668
Welcome to America, friend

>>132353035
>wat
wat

>>132343662
They formulated the question extremely terribly, ofcourse meant to confuse students, but that's not for grade schoolers.

Teacher might be too tired or someshit. Don't be mad.

>>132348662
or because the teacher was being outed as incompetent which if you mongoloids went to school would know students resent incompetent teachers.

>>132346246
Who the fuck is Mary

>>132349323
>le jus gewgle it

classic psued

>>132349967
nobody outside of math learns complicated proofs like that in college

>>132349254
every homeschool kids ive ever met was way better adjusted then plebeans at public negro daycare centers

>>132351398
I think he's trying to say that we don't know if the kid has to cut it twice in straight lines, or if the kid has to cut it like a pie/pizza at different angles to achieve the three pieces.
Not that it matters because the teacher didn't explain anything in the answer.

>>132350384
>saw another board
>ANOTHER board
2 boards cut at the same speed by one dumb bitch = 20 min

>>132346246
>joke's on you, i was just pretending to be retarded

>>132352466
>I really hope our descendants maintain the gains we've made at the end of this war and don't systematically degrade themselves with asinine bullshit #TrenchFoot

You need to go to public school to learn about the dangers og manmade global warming. Or else you are just a dirty Christian

>>132352904
>Are cuskservashits against having their children educated because they are afraid of their them developing a mind of their own and eventually realizing how stupid their parents are?
pretty much. if they actually gave two shits about intellectual capacity, they wouldn't have a conservative ideology in the first place. there's a reason why liberal atmospheres dominate in higher education and it's not because they're trying to prop up a handful of lizard people to take over the world. higher and intellectual educated individuals lean heavily liberal

>>132348044
It is. I had this girl in my street who had to take therapy for her parents' crime of reading her Grimm's Fairy Tales, because that hinted at a possible right-wing indoctrination. We were seven at the time. Now imagine trying to raise yours completely alone, with no marxists to sound out your parents' believes and no stern Jewish teachers to berate and humiliate you for not "understanding" your "corrected" history. How would they make their yearly organ tithe to Israel if that caught on?

Think of your average idiot.

Now think of them teaching their children.

That's your average homeschooled kid.

>>132346961

half a mind for them is more like a quarter of a mind for the rest of us

>>132353753
this

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>>132344904
Wut? What a time to be alive

>tfw homeschooled from 2nd grade
>but enrolled in a ton of extracurricular activities like gymnastics, swim team, basketball, PE at the ymca, various other clubs and shit
>Not only learning history, math, etc but also gardening, woodworking, etc from mom and dad
>Requested I go back to public school at high school so I could get diploma and have a graduation
>Experience the full force of degeneracy
>Disgusted
>Still ended up graduating and mom got some high school graduation shots

I regret nothing. Have a fairly good social life now and a comfy job at a tech place.

>>132353501
What if it's a thinner board huh, HUH?!

>>132352466
>Rat in ass, 4 bullets in arm. 2 brothers dead. Gangrene. Gas. Teachers will rape this story. #TrenchFucked

>>132353712
Proof s

>>132353753
Shit, that doesn't bode well for you burgerino.
https://www.nheri.org/research/nheri-news/homeschool-sat-scores-for-2014-higher-than-national-average.html

>>132353753
Think of your average brainwashed idiot.

Now think of them teaching hundreds of children.

That's your average publicly educated kid.

>>132353753

nah. it takes a really special kind of idiot that thinks they can home school their children.

>>132347449
Use a protractor.

>>132343662
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GET THIS.
luis gets an extra small pizza, and marty gets a large. marty starts with more pizza and eats more by eating a larger percentage.

>>132350752
Question says 'another board' meaning starting from scratch not using previous board which is already cut in 2... ans = 20min

>>132354177
There's lots of teachers a kid gets to be taught by in school. Most of them are shit, but the very few good ones are worth sending them to.

>>132345487

Probably full of single moms like all of the other ones.

>>132349850
No, it could be true. Really really dumb borderline-sociopath people do exist, believe it or not. Just think SJWs, and imagine a SJW teacher, and you end up with stories like that.

>>132343954
>wtf
And you thought "American education" was a meme. kek. I once had a teacher in 6th grade that did not know the proper pronunciation, of the word colonel. I had a professor that insisted King Harold was Scottish.

>>132354336
>>132353501
So? Is it not ANOTHER board?

>>132348266

>Slubujemy

What the hell is that?

have family that are teachers - trust me they see the insanity of this crap

most are left of center and don't believe this is intentional - some are coming around

never attribute malice to stupidity

>>132349584
I know you're trying to troll us but I still got a little mad

>>132346737
>>132349850
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it isn't, especially in America. Made me think back to when I was still in HS and always remembered that the IT guys looked like some of the most sorry-looking, downer dudes for as smart as they were. Connects the dots substantially if they have to put up with that kind of shit on a regular basis

>>132354321
>4321 get

How do I use a protractor? I can almost imagine using a compass, not a protractor.
How do you find the center of a circle with either?

>>132354336

There's a reason that question made it to the internet.

>>132354726
Cut a line straight through the middle, measure 60 120 240 and 300 and cut.

>>132354726
You fucking cut the pizza in half and use a protractor to calculate 60 degrees from that line.

>>132354056
This was twenty years ago. I doubt I'm gonna find too much today. But for a similar story check out the "Wunderlich incident" - a whole family arrested without warning and abused like terrorists for choosing to teach their kids their religion at home. Then there was up until recently a propaganda campaign waged by the Springer press (basically our equivalent of the Murdoch one, sworn to protect Israel at all costs go figure) about how families that live in the countryside and don't receive welfare handouts are all terrorists (at a glance though I mostly find re-reports from Breitbart and the like - here's the first hit on Google: https://redice.tv/news/countryside-dwelling-environmentally-friendly-families-are-right-wing-extremists-researchers-warn).

>>132349287
>just as fast
>implies same rate of speed
Can't believe you're this retarded. If the rate at which she cuts a board is 5 minutes each, cutting 3 is 15, there is no ambiguity or trick in the wording, the kid got it wrong

>>132351091
I don't know how Brit schools operate, but in most U.S. schools, many teachers have "education" degrees rather than subject area degrees. Many are quite limited in their knowledge of the field they're supposed to teach. I taught English with an English degree, but I was usually the exception in my 15 year career as a teacher.

>>132353704

Counterpoint: Why is it that liberal ideas can only exist in a heavily censored vacuum? Fastest way to become right-leaning is to start lifting weights.

>>132354726
Oh you're talking about the first line.

You pick up a ruler and find the longest distance from any point on the circumference. That will pass through the centre. Then you do the same thing again on that line and the longest distance from that line while maintaining perpendicularity is rooted at the centre of the pizza.

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>Americans have "Luis" as an example name in their textbooks
>being this cucked

Wew, in my country, our Spanish-language books had Spanish names; the names in our French or English books were French and English, respectively.

>>132355139
That makes me mad.

>>132352898

The kid got the answer right. The teacher is a fucking retard that can't read.

Marty at 4/6 of his big pizza while Luis ate 5/6 of his small pizza. Marty ate more.

>>132352898
Yeah, dude can't eat more cuz pizza size.

>>132355139
Only reason I can see this as not fucking retarded is if the subject they were learning at the time were estimation, where everything is either rounded up or down. This would happen back in 90's as well

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>>132355139
>Wrong
>Estimate

>>132355267

Luis is a popular name in America.. What are you talking about

>>132355267
In our school books all the names are Arne, Per, Lars-Kristian, Gjöran, Svein, Sverre etc...

>>132355139
What? No seriously, what?

>>132355460
It's only popular because of all the immigrants, Jamille.

>>132347910
>>132348976
>she was just trying to test if he class would believe her or not
this is literally the worst thing you can do to kids in class

i know she's just an idiot who didn't know pi was irration

>>132352898
Question should have included that their pizza was the same size. It didn't though, so the dipshit teacher is wrong.

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>>132346737
Oh man we had an IT Technician in our school and he had the easiest job ever since all the teachers were morons. He had his own room and he just played video games all day until a teacher rang him for some retarded problem to fix. I swear his day must of consisted of turning projectors on at the plug or turning things off then on again at least 5 times a day

>>132355460
But it's not English name, or one commonly used by Anglo-Americans, who were America's founding stock. Use Louis (Lewis, even) instead of a Castilian name. I wouldn't like my kids' textbooks in my country to list François or Muhammad; they ought to use Gustavo, José, Oriol, Íñigo, Antonio, etc.

>>132355467
Good to know, my Norwegian friend.

>>132355233
>Why is it that liberal ideas can only exist in a heavily censored vacuum?

is that what you call the scientific method and peer review? liberals dominate higher education and intellectual capacity because retard ideas and theories are immediately shot down by competent people. 99% of scientists and researchers aren't liberal because they want your white white to suck black cock, they're liberal because liberal ideas are the right ones. we don't believe we're the center of the universe anymore and we don't believe left handed people are a curse from hell anymore

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>>132347627
>Bunch of the young receptionist chicks always down for some on-the-clock flirting
>IT guy
Hol up, your strayan is showing

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>>132353148
What the fuck is this?

>>132353062
That is an outrage. You get to decide how to educate your child, not the government. There shouldn't even be public schools, or mandatory schooling.

And this is really important. This is how we take back our country.

>>132344377
> fucking her students
> teaching first grade

>>132346737
>KACE deployment
My last workplace spent god knows how much money on setting up their system.
The guy who set it up died and it turned out he had no real documentation on exactly what he had done.
One of my first assignments was to "make it work properly" again.
I ended up spending two weeks setting up a MDT server instead, since they ran a MS only environment anyway.

>>132343662
I kept BTFOing all my teachers throughout elementary school, it was sad. Of course I got in trouble for "talking back" but since I was always right nothing happened.
The prime reason for not homeschooling is muh social interactions. I think private schooling is the right middleground.

>>132350384
> missing the word ANOTHER

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>>132355080
Why are you counting the number of board pieces? That has nothing to do with the problem. You should be counting the number of cuts. Each cut creates (# of cuts + 1) pieces.

>>132343954
The OC creator, looks like he did pretty well for himself.
Fucking newfags, everything's fake.

>>132354536
i asssume it means "We swear"

>>132350751
The kid's answer is the only correct answer. The fact that the teacher marked it wrong tells me that most of the students in the class are as retarded as her (or else she might begin to wonder why all the students are giving her the same 'wrong' answer).

>>132343954
An affirmative action hire. In my experience the vast majority of blacks cannot understand the concept of numbers/amounts having different units, it is too abstract for them. This is why they cannot comprehend per capita statistics.

>>132349287
see
>>132350012

>>132355139
This is what happens when you try to make schooling 'equal'. They force the smart kids to learn things in a stupid way and try to dumb them down so the negroes don't seem as retarded by comparison.

>>132348788
Then why did the teacher mark it wrong and say its not possible?

>>132356305
So 1 cut equals 10 minutes and she made three cuts then the answer is 30 minutes. That bitch is slow as fuck and should be replaced by someone competent.

>>132355610
Google "common core". Teacher basically asking kid to make a quick estimation to decide whether 75 is close to correct answer or not. That sounds retarted (and is retarded for numbers that small) but technically not wrong.

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>>132350752
Fuck you, if you start comming this way I also could just cut two corners and be done in a minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsMnHOKA-JI

>>132352117
So then the correct answer shouldn't be 15 minutes, it should be "There are not enough facts or rules to have a definitive answer."
How exactly is the kid supposed to guess which specific number the teacher wanted them to write if it could be any real number?

>>132348793
trick question,you can only sew a board into 2 pieces

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>>132353753
Idk the number one prob I see with homeschooled kids is they are easily traumatized as adults and don't have a barometer for crass things banter, humor, etc...

>>132356921
And in how many pieces can you sue a board?

>>132357040
Depends on how Jewish your lawyer is.

>>132356969
This is only true if they are raised isolated from other kids. Just live in a neighborhood where other families homeschool their kids so they can play together.

>>132354726
Can't you just eyeball it you piece of shit?

>>132356601
Because the teacher is a mong and didn't consider the fact that questions with storytelling elements are by far the worst way to teach anyone math.
Allegedly it's done because children and girls in particular love stories, but it's shit.

>>132353753
except your average idiot would never homeschool their kids so your theory is null and void

>>132353753
Except your average idiot doesn't homeschool. Homeschooling self-selects for parents who are high agency so the average homeschooled kid is on par with private school kids. It's a good option if you can't afford private school and have a redpilled waifu.

If anything those stupid comon core questions help redpilling the smarter kids, because they see how they are geting bullshitted.

>>132356845
you would think so, but the correct answer is the teacher's answer because it's the teacher who is grading the test. all other meme answers ITT work as well, but they're all making many assumptions not presented in the original question.

i like the other poster's example of slicing a tomato. it may take you 10 minutes to slice two pieces, it's reasonable to extrapolate that rate to 5 minutes for one slice and 15 minutes for three slices. there's a perspective to everything but if you want the points, go with the teacher's

>>132346737
>I have half a mind
Clearly.

>>132349445
Hey guy, if you're still here. What would you do if you found a student with some shitty Linux boot CD that could circumvent Windows security and reset the admin password? Because that sorta happened to me in high school. The Vice Principal of the school asked to take my computer one day and I may or may not have left the boot disc in the tray and then a few days later the IT dude gave me a talking to like
>you're very talented with computers and you can use this for good or bad, I hope you decide to put it to good use.
It was some shitty boot disc I literally fucking Google'd, downloaded, and burned to a disc. I'm now a software engineer so I guess I'm using my 1337 haxx0r skills for good?

>>132349235

The answer keys are wrong because they come from teachers creating the curriculum at the state level.

Blind leading the blind...

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>>132343662
I'm just going to spend the money and get them a proper education like my father did for me.
The kids in my school were all womanly faggots but I'd raise my son as a real man by forcing him into combat sport of some kind.
>mfw people say hurr durr private school fag, or white priviledge etc.

>>132343662
ooh i had exact the same question when i was a kid at school, but with cake instead of pizza
i answered one cake was bigger than the other which would be logical.
i got laughed at and branded dumb because i was a gingerhead..
i told to the teacher spock will spank his ass because this isn't logical and he got to learn to ask propre questions and off i went to the principal.
at the end i was wright lol principle and him had a long talk, he hated me for the rest of my school years i stayed there untill i was 12 lol

>>132358115
>thinking you can inject masculinity into your offspring at your will

i will laugh at your face when he tells you he's gay but i will laugh even more at the thought of you ever getting a gf, elliot

>>132354456
My teacher tried to punish me for pointing out to her that Mt. Everest was indeed NOT in Colorado.

>>132356576

Yeah pretty much, also niggers.

>>132357880
Sounds like that offline Windows registry editor I use sometimes to blank out passwords. SO simple to use but can't be used on domain workstations.

>>132358115

Nigel plz, we both know you'll be ran over by Mohammad before your wife gives birth you Achmed's son.

>>132346737
haaaahahahahahaha.....
teachers who hate the guts of you because you are smarter than them..
aaahhh sweet school memories ...
i love it
hahahahahahahahahahaha....

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>>132348793
Who the fuck takes 10 minutes to cut a board?

>>132348662
>>132351491
>IQ under 80 detected

>>132355957
>>132355233
No fucktard. It's all biology. In any society there will be conservatives and liberals. People who are afraid of the unknown, and people who welcome it. Both are required for any healthy society. Too much conservatives and society won't be able to adapt and come up with new inventions and solutions to problems that occur. Too much liberals and they welcome the enemy into the city to murder everyone.

>>132357686
Except the picture they provide is of a long post being cut into, there's different way to cut the post so that the cut will take less time.

>>132355139
yea...
90's and their stupid estimates...
i was always wright on the dime just by looking at it, i could never explained it how and always called a cheat..ugh.....

>>132354456
hell I had to tell my 3rd grade teacher that sharks did not in fact have lungs, were not mammals, and were fish and spell it out. I was 8 when I realized adults were simply larger children.
Small private school btw.

>>132349254
>>ba derp anyone can be a teacher!
In America this is basically true.
If your kids are gonna end up retards anyways why not make sure they're at least retards that haven't been brainwashed with white guilt and made to think their privilege is the cause of all the worlds problems so they should cut their dicks off and worship negros to make up for it.

>>132358391
Yeah I don't really remember how it worked, because I know that shit cannot be used on the network I currently use since we use network usernames and shit for Windows passthrough authenticaton and stuff. I don't think our school's network and IT shit was all that sophisticated, this was like a decade ago. School issued computers were a new thing since we were trying to get all technological and shit.

>>132349258
Sounds more like you were always a sperg but didn't realize it till you reached pubescence and dating became a thing.

>>132358115
>>132358348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69RNNex-sig

actually... i don't mind realy, look at iceskating
atleast it's still real dancing and not that wet towel giberish of today they call dancing

>>132348793
>all the angry niggers itt who don't have the reading comprehension to realise ot takes five minutes every time the little girl wants to saw the board

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>>132349584
i get what you're saying ... but ...

>>132352443
I like the idea that /pol/lacks are mathematical geniuses but only when it pertains to number of jews gassed or how many swastikas can be cut out of a piece of wood

>>132348976
>>132355709
It's narcissistic/sociopathic abuse. Common with North American women.

>>132349258
did you not have public sports teams? Where I lived the public school sports weren't mandatory attendance if you all went to the private clubs.

>>132353138
You don't have to take the first "no" for an answer.
Tell the manager "look, I know that's the policy and I'm happy to apply online but I just want to make sure I meet the manager so they know whose resume it is when it hits their inbox, I know it's hard to find good employees and I want to show that I'm motivated to do good work and will show up and get the job done"

Then you go back the next day after doing exactly what you said you were going to do and you ask for the job. You need to push people faggot.

>>132350384
the real question is why would anyone use a fucking hand saw