/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - A 4TH OF JULY MIRACLE EDITION

>>132338102
MAGA

>>132338102
were you up all night OP?
also awooo

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>>132338102

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>>132338156

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>>132338102
What did you Americans planning to eat today on Freedom Day outside of burgers

>>132338240
started teh day with mcmuffin+coffee+blueberry muffin
will have some ribs later
and maybe a burger after that

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>Meanwhile...In Hillary’s reality...

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REMOVE ALL COMMUNISTS

REMOVE ALL SEMITES

THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO RIGHT TO FUND SOCIAL PROGRAMS OR INVOLVE ITSELF IN HEALTHCARE

REMOVE THE (((FEDERAL))) RESERVE BANK

REPEAL THE NFA

STOP NON-WHITE IMMIGRATION

STOP HAVING PREMARITAL SEX

MAKE WHITE CHILDREN

STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS

BUILD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS

TAKE ANTARCTICA

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANIME YOU AREN'T A REAL TRUMP SUPPORTER

>>132338240
Hot dogs.

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MAGA theme played on fox

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>>132338156
Yep

>>132338240
I'm gonna go buy snacks, I suppose. Wish they still sold burger flavored cheetos here, I will have to settle for pizza flavored ones

>>132338240
Grilled sausages

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Burg

>>132338415
Nice

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fox has too many newsfus to choose from, and they're all qt

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How's our good buddy Eichenwald been doing lately? Haven't seen him on TV since the anime porn incident.

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*sips tea*

>>132338240
Ribs, steak, lobster

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>>132338484

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J U S T

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>>132338502

>>132338240
Fried chicken, hot dogs, hamburgers, sausages, shrimp.

isn't it great being american

>>132338240
BBQ chicken and ribs.

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>>132338465
This

>>132338580
There's no better feeling, anon.

>>132338502
Oh god, is that from that nutcase site where mental shitheads write alternative news of the parallel timeline where Hillary actually won?

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>>132338580
sure is

Trump and Putin will meet on July 7th
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.mail.ru%2Fpolitics%2F30277538%2F%3Ffrommail%3D1&edit-text=&act=url

What does it mean, lads?

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>>132338502
so that's the timeline where drumpf didn't fall for her crocodile tears and didn't bomb an empty airfield? sign me up!

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I already won the lottery. I was born in the U-S-of-A, baby.

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Virginia campaign
> /ourguy/ is Ed Gillespie
Get in here troops, let's make some content for patriots to push into social media.
The war is fought day in and day out, one tiresome, crappy little battle at a time.
>Zero is putting his political reputation on the line for this one... just sayin'

>>132338502
Was this written by a crypto-Saudi?

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>>132338661
It means nothing.

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Happy birthday fellow Burgers.

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REMINDER: LARPing fake flag cunts are the same tier as tripfags and namefags. Also, awoobaker is a fucking Judas against his own kind.

BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'MURRICA

>>132338208
i don't like the bun, still saved happy 4th burgers!!! please save the west

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>>132338653
that is correct, all americans are kikes
death to america! death to israel!

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>>132338661
7/7

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>>132338300
:-)))

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>>132338627
It’s from the site where the majority of America voted goes for the real news.

>>132338240
I think I was invited to a cookout tonight. So probably coleslaw, potato salad, whatever gets brought really.

>>132338689
Try not to get shot since you don't have access to healthcare

>>132338740
Nigger, there's no "we" here. Leave that shit to Jews, Muslims, feminists and all other sects of identitarian cocksuckers.

Shouldn't Debbie Wasserman Schultz be in prison right now?

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... And I'm terrified by who I saw...

His Truth is marching on

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>>132338740
>Also, awoobaker is a fucking Judas against his own kind.
Tripfags? Yes, yes I am. Also that is really rude and hurts my feelings, why would you say something so mean?

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>>132338740
awoobaker is autistic but he's no judas

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kucinich would've been /ourdem/

>>132338803
That's just sad, man. Inventing a fanfiction because one is too butthurt in reality.

>>132338787
7/7/17

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I. I've been looking...

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>>132338865
>awoobaker is autistic
Bullies get out, I am the only one who is allowed to bully. No one is allowed to bully me.

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>>132338888

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>>132338740
What did Awoobaker do this time? Make another thread with a hillpepe and cause everyone to sperg out?

happy freedom day, zionist infidels


enjoy your hotdogs and attack helicopters

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>>132338740
>H-HEY GUYS, I'M ONE OF Y-YOU, PLZ HATE OP, OLD /POL/ DOESN'T LIKE H-HIM ANYMORE

Since turning the tables and waging an all out assault on the media, notice how they've backed off Trump a little? Bullies don't like it when you fight back.

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>>132338912
There are no anti-bully rangers to save you now

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>>132338732

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>>132338912
Sit your ass down, awoofag
The bullying time has just begun

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>>132338661

>>132338926
Nah, it's been an autistic meta shitfest about thread purity, circumstantial /sg/ intervention and whether or not Breakfroom fag is Satan himself.

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>>132338942
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>132338102
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/07/01/north-korea-is-threat-to-us-and-so-is-china.html

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>>132338926
I was just bullying breakroom like usual then everyone got all sensitive. I dindu nuffin. Its a bunch of fake news.

>>132338942
Burgers, steak and attack helicopters. Get it right.

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>>132338240
spicy kimchi noodles using the boiling water tap at work.

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Look At Hillary’s Presidency! She’s doing much better than Drumpf!

Drumpf=Fake, Failed President
Hillary=Real, Successful President

DRUMPF BTFO!!

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>>132338942

>>132339092

absolutely 100% endorse this post

Why is literally every commercial playing on Faux News "look at these stupid white people, and look at these smart black people"?

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While Pmurt is posting self-congratulatory choir clips on twitter, Joe is back yet again with the real issues of the day!

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>>132338484
>tfw i knew exactly what doujin it was based on the blurred internet image that was making the rounds

Had a nice cheeky fap too

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>>132338922

>>132339092
Good tier noodles right there.

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>>132338740
>fake flag cunts

I-I'm american on the inside..

>>132339130
>sound of silence plays in the background

>>132338803
Even thier fanfics have the government stepping in and making arbitrary regulations to business.

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>>132338926
Just being an autist as usual. He means well though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTzMRB9vfU0

Try not to cry. Happy 4th everybody. Stay safe and god bless America and everybody fortune enough to live in it.

>>132339212
It likely stems from their power fetish, they are playing hard-to-get currently.

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kill marry fuck
>fuck kill marry for me

Im coming forward with evidence that awoobaker grabbed me by the pussy, impeachment now.

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>>132338926

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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/882190779355189248

>>132339286
Turn 360 degrees and walk away because they are all ugly and I don't care to kill any of them either.

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>>132339092
fellow burger hear my plea, where do you buy these noodles I have never seen them & Im always looking for a good brand of spicy noodles

>>132339153
>I don't have the level of infos the president have but let me tll him how he should do things regardless

>>132339286
>kill marry fuck
Only open is suicide here, desu.

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>>132339297
This

Also Drumpf.

>>132339356
Option*, forgive me I'm tired

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"The congressman filed the bill during the House’s April recess. If passed, it would allow former presidents and vice presidents, as well as the sitting vice president, to determine if a sitting president is mentally capable of holding the high office."

>>132339322

go to your local supermarket and get some Shin Ramyun, that shit will blow lava out your ass

>>132339290
Show pussy first for scientific purposes

>>132339092
Even made in the USA.

>>132339321
>being this homosexual

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>>132338983
>melaniatrumpantibullyranger.jpg

>>132339393
this doesn't have the ability to be abused in any way shape or form.

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>>132339379
drumpf is gonna get impeached

>>132339393

It's not going to pass.

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>>132339393
Say it with me: President Pence.

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>>132339400
That is nothing compared to Samyang.

>>132339471
>being this intolerant
More pussy for you then bro

>>132339286
Kill left, fuck right, marry middle.

I've got a serious thing for pale brunettes. Also see Tarlov on Fox.

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>>132339393
>allow Obongo, Jr and Bill to judge POTUS
Sounds like a wonderful plan, no flaws there

>>132339510
Obviously

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>>132339400
That is what I eat now, but I was hoping to have an extra option to go for

>>132339393
ah such good things for democracy

>>132339322
i get them at business costco, which logically means they're sold elsewhere but im not sure where, probably corner stores.

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>>132339506
>shills keep using my favorite girls
>my waifu getting gassed is an official banner
YAMERO

>>132339471
Your standards are very low. I'm not ugly so I can go for a girl that isn't that hideous.

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>>132339541
>Tarlov

>>132339393
So they want to make an amendment to get rid of populist non-politicians who get elected in the promise of draining the D.C. swamp? Good to see where thier priorities are.

>>132339601
I just want to teach her all the right ways. Can't help myself! I'd love to reform her.

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>>132339577
No, I go to all the noodle isles in all the stores, they have a large selection but I have never seen those, in fact most of the selection is really bad crap & endless chicken flavors

>>132339393
They do this shit and waste time, then wonder why people hate them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSiVjlknuSw

Happy 4th.

I see internet shills don't get 4th of July off. What a shitty way to make a buck.

>>132339601
so what was going on with your pic?

I was out yesterday

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When do you guys think we will be bombing North Korea? Before or after the 2018 South Korean Olympics?

>>132339393
>When your party has no policy or drive, so you're just stuck pushing stupid bills that drive your party further into insignificance

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>>132339713
yup

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>>132339713
you know anon, and i know this is a radical idea, but they could just be trolls or people with different opinions instead of shills
food for thought

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>What makes you proud to be an American
>just the freedumb?

>>132339723
Buzz was buggin

>>132339550
What's really gettin' the old noodle a doodlin' is realizing just how old and delusional former presidents can get. Not even speaking political views, but old people can get pretty out of whack for a multitude of medical reasons.

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On this Fourth of July, Congress and the President celebrate the anniversary of this country by making speeches of praise for freedom (and in Mitch McConnell's case, hiding so he doesn't have to answer tough questions).

Then they'll all return to Washington and proceed to take away your health care just so they can give the finger to Obama.

It's the Fourth of July. Do you know where your freedoms are?

>>132339488
godDAMN

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>>132338926
He's been on some kind of "/sg/ dindu nuffin wrong, they are our superiors let em have the board guise" spergout. Canine alzheimers, we may have to put him down.

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>>132339723
>Pres Trump signs Space Council EO 6/30/17
https://youtu.be/TAUqcBc0hYI
Trump forced his old bud buzz aldrin to stand around for ten minutes holding his pee in
you can see the moment when buzz can no longer hold it and gives in

>>132339393

That's hilariously unconstitutional.

> Your party loses

"Sorry folks, the sitting president is nuts, no democracy for you."

>>132339908
It's been a while since a real woman was First Lady.

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A lot of smart people I read believe the democrats will 100% impeach Trump if they win the house in 2018. It would likely not be successful, but the dems would still do it for their base.

I just don't understand that line of thinking. Wouldn't a failed butthurt coup like that have lasting negative ramifications on the party? It's a big if, but if the democrats do win the house in 2018, wouldn't that indicate America is against Trump's agenda, and wouldn't that mean the best thing for the dems to do is to ride that momentum into 2020 where they could win the WH back?

I just don't get the thinking that if they get all this momentum they should just automatically go all in. Seems reckless.

>The Battle of Gettysburg
>George Washington
The absolute state of the History Channel right now

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Mods need to put the Star Spangled Banner on a loop or something

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THE MEXICANS ARE STEALING OUR WHORES

>inb4 they can keep them

>>132339900
You think Obamacare counts as actual healthcare?
You are a special kind of stupid

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>>132339941
it just proves that awoo is a shit meme that rots your brain

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>>132339900
It's the first Independence Day under a President Trump

I couldnt be any happier

>>132340023
Literally all three of those women are not white.

>>132339900
>health care
Health insurance.

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>>132339900

>>132340003
>implying Democrats have a chance to win the House

>>132339941
Very simply you are totally incorrect. I never said any such thing. I simply said one thing said was correct, just as a broken clock is right twice a day. Do you understand this? This is how rumors spread down the grapevine, people misunderstanding or lying.

>>132340038
He is completely and totally incorrect or lying.

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>>132340164
your post is a mess, a big fat hairy dud

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>>132340164
If I had two shitposts and was in a thread with CTR, leftypol, and a traitorous /sg/ apologist, I would shitpost the /sg/fag twice.

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>>132340242
SAD!

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>>132340010
What, the History Channel has been wrong about Uncle Adolf since it's premiere !

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>>132339393
He's not doing it right.
Trump has the perfect air pinch.

>>132340242
I've had enough of your me-bashing, you.

>>132340281
I am none of the things you listed. I made no defense of any such people whatsoever. I don't even think you remember the context of the conversation, or your grasp of the language is limited. That would be the only proper explanation for such a drastic misunderstanding.

Someone out of their kindness of their heart please give me a TL:DR on Pence shocking the gays. I don't know the full story.

>>132339322

just add chili seeds to the noodlers and they will be spicy as fuck

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>>132340335
eat my meme cream

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WHY ARE AMERIFATS SO OBSESSED WITH BURGERS?

>>132340428
They took it out of context/they put words in his mouth. He never said it or advocated for it.

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Great day to have a President that really loves America!

>>132340003
>Win the house in 2018
It's actually impossible for them. The republicans have to do something marvelously retarded (i.e start another Iraq war or some massive economic crash) for them to gain the house in 2018.
2020 is more of a wildcard, as they'll put in much more resources to take back the whitehouse and congress in a year that people actually vote. I think they'll be tempted to put Cory Booker as their presidential candidate with Kamala Harris as VP, and they'll of course botch it up and lose.

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Happy Independence Day everyone

Let me try and understand this logic.

The us, a country that has NUKED CIVILIANS, is allowed to have hundreds of thousands of nukes, but, but, - North Korea is not allowed to because, um, Trump says so?

What a load of bullshit.

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>>132340498
Who the fuck prepares a bunch of cheeseburgers to just burn them like that?

That should be a sin

Who /listening to sound of music musical/ here?

>>132338710
Nice meme anon, will vote and get my friend to vote too

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>>132340496
Rude.

>>132340498
Because they're good, duh. Its a big cultural export.

>>132340498
I can understand the sentiment, I get mad when people shittalk about pizza.

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>>132340498
>cheeseburguers
>no cheese

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>>132340579
THANKS
DAHNALD

>>132340543
2020 is the census year. If Congress does the right thing and stops counting illegals for districting, California is set to lose 2-3 seats minimum.

I'm drunk and rewatching the election. I'm at 29:30 if anyone wants to join.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7hET4Xp0qQ

>>132340672
This, if you mess with paella, you're messing with me.

>>132340543
Trump will defeat Queen Nigger and drive the Dems to suicide. If you thought the 2016 salt was something, just wait until 2020.

North Korea has sucessfully test fired an ICBM capable of hitting the continental usa.

I thought Trump said he would not allow this to happen, as usual presidents are full of you know what. Say one thing and do nothing.

>>132340594
>um

enjoys watching their s/o take a cock detected

>>132340688
INAUGURATION. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT.

China just 'masterfully' told trump to step t'phuck back.. The entire world has 'told' Trump to settle the phuck down.

So far Trump's answer to every political situation is to re-position an entire nuclear strike group & raising the global alert level to 'Full-Retard'.

Don't even get me started on that creepy glowing orb thing..

The entire planet is sitting on the 'button' right now.. this is not some third rate TV show, you don't get to cut to commercial or 'redo' the entire 'Global Nuclear Exchange' segment.

WTF is wrong with you people.. there are no winners in a 'Full-Scale' nuclear war. Don't you get it.. there will be no one left to 'Tweet'.

No tiny flags to place on your 'two-can' plastic beer hats.. & no giant 'We're #1' foam fingers to wave around.

Any one of these 'NitWits' pushes that fucking button.. we're all done, game fucking over.!!

>>132340428
Pence advocated a bill that would've given free mental health counseling to trannies and homos. Liberals think it's still 1930, so their brain immediately went to "shock therapy". We then began trolling them with the Pence electricity meme.

>>132340594
> responsible, developed, politically stable country has nukes
> despotic authoritarian regime with mentally disturbed self-fellating leader should have nukes as well
From what bottom crevice of the gene pool did you emerge?

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NK tv weirds me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PcBlgMjNk4

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>>132340725
this is the shittiest shilling script i've seen on /ptg/, and i've been here since '05

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>>132340725
well he sent a mean tweet about the NK leader recently, that will show that big poopoo head not to mess with america

>>132340798
>this is your mind on gommunism

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>>132340697

Uh.. Don't... fuck with pastizzi?

Though, considering their shape I admit that's a funny thing to say.

>tfw when I'm 22 and I've never seen a President I disliked been inaugurated

fight me. I would have voted for Obama both times and I was very very proud to vote for Trump for my first Presidential Election. God Bless America and everyone who lives in it.

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>>132340686
Thanks Ted, have 2 extra scoops on me

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>>132340688
>>132340759
I'm gonna be rewatching various coverage all day.
I think the funniest thing is how they kept saying things like
>Trump and his supporters probably won't accept the results of the election
WHOOPS

>>132340798
rocketo

>>132340784
>Says "phuck" to avoid saying fuck
>Ends the comment by sayin "fucking over"
Tell me anon, why is this reddit comment you just copied so fucking autistic?

>>132340594
The Geneva Convention wasn't signed until after WW2 was over. There were no international laws against using nukes at the time. Assuming this isn't just bait, you should probably pick up a history book and stop relying on your poor public school education.

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>>132338102
Hey burgers, congratulation on your Independence Day.

>>132340875
>>132340920
>>132340944
this guy really hates burgers

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>>132340688
At 1 min 25, Agent No Hands gives Michelle O a kiss.

>>132340594

Now where have I heard that one before???

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>>132340875
>he doesn't buy steaks and ground them himself

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NEW TWEET!

>>132340873
Election night was a magical time. I actually tried to find the CNN full coverage of the inauguration but I couldn't find it. This was the best I could do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7hET4Xp0qQ

>>132340924
Saying "fuck" is a micro-agression, anon, and xe knows better than that. Plus, xe's HRT has already started and xe doesn't have enough testosterone left in the body to actually use words that are aggressive.

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>>132340971

Emjoy your pink slime patties.
**sheckles intencifies**

>>132341021
made me check reee

>>132341021
>22 Jul 14
sad!

>>132340543
The only way the Dems win 2020 is if they steal it and make no mistake, they are going to try their ass off to not make the same mistake they made in 2016 because they thought it was a lock for them. Expect large numbers of illegal votes, rogue vote counters, machine tampering etc.

>>132340594

>country that currently uses a calendar based on the birthday of dear overlord Kim-Il Sung

>50,000+ people in concentration camp with family generational rule so that if you fuck up they imprison your entire family including women and children

>6 day work week with one day of ""volunteer"" work

>build fake city with hollowed out buildings and lights on daily timers in the 1950's facing south korea to make them believe the DPRK is superior and trick them into defecting to north korea

>Country reports 100% literacy rate because the only requirement of being literate is to be able to write the name "Kim Jung Il"

>most popular method of execution is done by firing mortars and a few top government officials were executed because they didn't cry hard enough when kim jong il died

how dare you capitalist pigs not want these people to have the ability to instantly vaporize humanity

>>132340781
Joe continuing to lack awareness - how is this news?

>>132341041
Ok but it still says fucking in the end of the comment. Even there they can't stay consistent.

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>>132340498

>>132338299
And ending the day with diarrhea and an insulin shot.

>>132341020
They don't "throw" the sick cows away. They make them into pink slime. Hotdogs, hamburgers, breakfast sausages(especially).

Can you spell heart disease?

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>132340875
>132340920
>132340944
>132341052
Such weak bait, it's like seeing your child's retarded drawing and not being crude enough to say it's totally garbage so you accept it and eventually plaster it on the fridge.

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>>132341071
It's real. From 2014 tho

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So what's Trump up to today?

>>132341179

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>132341229
by the time you posted this all those posts were gone

>>132338102
I GOTTA GET SOME BURGERS THIS MORNING

BURGERS FOR LUNCH
BURGERS FOR DINNER

WHY DON'T I HAVE BURGERS RIGHT NOW?!

>>132341231
Ayyy, almost

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>>132341205
Don't ever fucking reply to my on accident again, you piece of shit. You just made me open this tab for fucking nothing.

>>132338240

Got a slow-smoked rack of ribs that's just finishing up. Also have a 9 lb brisket that'll be ready about noon. Aside from that burgers, drumsticks basted w/Franks and then all the normal sides.

>>132341335
are you one of the vegetarian alt-righters i've been hearing about

>>132341388
is she on welfare?

Because being on welfare doesn't count as independent...

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>>132341031
Sometimes the fact that fucking Donald Trump is president hits me now and again and I can't stop laughing

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>>132341412
Nah, it's one of these fruit-cakes.

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>>132341463

Trump, Hitler, and pol btfo!!!!

AFP news agency@AFP 9 min.
North Korea likens US President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler in its latest diatribe.

How can Donald even compete?

>>132341388
This is the kind of people that say "Christmas shouldn't be a holiday because this isn't a catholic nation anymore"

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>>132341450

>>132341388

>unironic "don't need no man"

I've heard rumors that black men are starting to shittalk black women more and more for being uppity bitches that will be the end of their birth rate because nobody wants to fuck the semen demons because they're a guaranteed one way trip to child support town.

>>132339393

>Former pres says current pres isnt capable
>Current pres is now a former pres allowed to say current pres aren't capable
>It just becomes a constant back and fourth of Former presidents telling current presidents to get out

Is the congressman actually stupid?

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Who's having some Trump steaks on the grill today?

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>>132341504
>interrupting your enemy when they are making a mistake

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>>132341031
Pence looked so emotional that day bless him

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>>132341506
>>132340784
>>132340725
>>132340594

you're trying way too hard.

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>132341506
> baby's first troll
How cute!

>>132341621
Ah, it's weed then. Drop the herb and get some animal protein in your system, your mental capacities are deteriorated.

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>>132341506
>north korea shares the same opinions as the liberal american left

>>132341388
The civil war was tho. Don't let the hundreds of thousands of white people that died to give your ungrateful black ass the right to be an independent black woman stand in your way or anything.

>>132340875
Thanks, Bill Clinton.

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"A Muslim migrant from Afghanistan was found guilty of raping a boy, age 13, and sentenced to — get this — only one month in prison.

Worse: The migrant, who claimed to be 19 years old, will not face deportation. Why?

He’s already earned his Swedish citizenship."

>>132339393
>democrats attempt to override the constitution
This is a boring episode

SOLAR FREAKING ROADWAYS ON THE WALL

This is genius.
And if it's vandalised by Mexicans, it's an act of war, and you could put up gun turrets that randomly kills the beaners.

>>132341621

you need a cooldown for a few days buddy :)

>>132341617
It's Antifa

Don't pay attention to them

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>>132341757
Captain Sweden, to the rescue!

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>>132338299
>>132338509
>>132338592
>>132341329
When you guys say ribs, beef or pork?
Which is better

>>132341690
You fucking retard, I don't smoke weed. I don't eat it either but juicing cannabis is very beneficial for many illnesses. TCHa blocks tumors from feeding.

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>>132341757
>Sweden
Lair of the free

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>>132339999
HOW IS THIS NOT BEING NOTICED

>>132341757
He'll be right at home.

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>>132341608
Desu I think most of us were. Just think how close we were to having Hillary open the floodgates.

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>>132341828
I prefer Pork ribs but i find myself eating beef ribs more, strangely.

>Austria has moved four armoured vehicles close to its border with Italy to guard against migrants and will likely set up controls on a key trade crossing "very soon", defence ministry officials said on Tuesday.

>The planned controls will include the busy Alpine Brenner pass, a defence ministry spokesman said - a move that Italy warned last year would break EU rules on free movement.
"I expect border controls will be introduced very soon," Defence Minister Peter Doskozil told daily newspaper Kronenzeitung in an interview published on Tuesday.

Read more at http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/austria-to-control-italy-border-send-armoured-vehicles-to-block-9002606

AHAHAHAH

As a singer/choir person/performer I have absolutely sang at occasions I didn't agree with.

I can't imagine the honor of singing at the Presidential Inauguration though. Watch the video. There isn't a defector in the midst. As a singer who might have been an anti-Trump cuck 4 years ago I can't imagine how amazing that would have been.

I can personally guarantee to you that every single person performing there was honored beyond belief. That's the opportunity of a lifetime.

Another secret: halfway through the song, all the people who disagreed changed their mind halfway through. They understood how amazing this was and appreciated the peaceful transfer of power. I've done that before. Halfway through a performance you understand the gravity and importance of it. I can't even imagine in my wildest dreams performing at the Presidential inauguration.

I just want to all to know that they weren't faking it. Everyone performing in that ceremony was 115% behind it and would do it again if they were asked. It wasn't nicety, it was passion and patriotism.

Performerfag out. God bless America. Happy Independence day folks.

Will repost in next thread because this one is almost over.

>>132341828
Personally I prefer beef because less fat but pork tastes better tbqh.

Trump offers support to child who NHS wants to snuff out http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-usa-trump-britain-infant-idUKKBN19O25A

CNN- REEEEEEEEEEE ADOLF DRUMPF LITERALLY WANTS TO EAT CHILD WITH HIS TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM

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>>132341839
>juicing cannabis

>>132341839
> I don''t smoke cannabis, I ingest it in healthy canna-smoothies
Edibles still qualify, pothead. Clear your mind first, go for a Mary J detox and then eat a stake. It will put some testosterone back in your blood stream and restore some brain power.

>>132341828
Pork usually.

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>>132340428
In one of his first campaigns he sent out a flyer saying he would add funding to AIDS programs for people who wanted help "getting out of the lifestyle" which contributed to their AIDSness. As any right minded person surmised, it meant a lifestyle of gay orgies and drug abuse. The left, of course, decided it meant electro-lobotomies. Which 4chinz finds both acceptable and memeable.

>>132341606
They don't know how to win anyway.

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>>132342026
Northern wall better be a 2020 campaign promise.

>>132339393
this is how the hanging of traitors starts. that a bill likw that was ever made shows the democrats think of the constitution as toilet paper.

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Find your state. How you doing?

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>>132342026
Is Canada Anarchic now?

>>132342026
I take this as an indirect declaration on war tbqhwyfam

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>>132342026
shitskins aren't smar--

>>132341984
Cannabis leaves are good for chronic bowel pain and the digestive system. Among other things.

>>132342115
Nah, just enjoying sand nigger dick in the name of multiculturalism.

>>132339488
those flowers are lewd

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>>132341949
When the pussy tape dropped I truly felt the chaos of the world collapsing around me, I thought 'the establishment has won, they've jew killshotted him', but God had another idea in mind. Theres an interesting contrast between Pence and Trump (both in personality and in their reactions to things). Take election night, Trump seemed like he was on the verge of tears, Pence was unshaken, on inauguration day Trump seemed awkward and scared by his daunting task and burden, as opposed to Pence's very gracious and emotional response which resembled Trump on election night.

>>132342106
Why is New York so low? New York City is a symbol of America.

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>>132342106
Illinois

Baking

worry not

>>132342026
Absolutely disgusting. Fuck Canada

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>>132341388
>Black Woman chimping about hoilday not being catered to her
Twitter Niggresses sure are fucking annoying

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>>132342162
Thank God that we are not them!

>>132342157
There are many natural remedies for body problems. Weed isn't one of them.
t. ex smoker

>>132342026
I think this is a pretty good example of how things are now.

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>>132342106
>42

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>>132341782
Well Trump was in talk of S O L A R W A L L in his last rally

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>>132338240
Pork Ribs, Hot Dogs, Linguine Salad, Potato Salad, Pie with white pudding and white chocolate chunks, blueberries, and strawberries and pound cake topped with whipped cream and strawberries.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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>>132342220
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NEW THREAD

>>132342220
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FRESH BREAD

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