>British journalism No wonder you guys think my country

>>132335399
Relax, I think the world is one big joke right now :/

>>132335399
are they going to start rounding up kids playing cops and robbers?

>>132335399
Bin that gesture.

>>132335399
>hate crime

How? How is it a CRIME in the first place, let alone a hate crime?

>>132335399
BAN ASSAULT FINGERS

File: 1498773016446.jpg (222KB, 1024x615px)

222KB, 1024x615px

>>132335399
I could probably make a hand gun gesture, and take over all of the UK.
I'll point my finger to the head of the queen and threaten to shoot her dead unless I'm declared eternal King of Europa.

how the fuck are fingerguns a hate crime

File: gun.jpg (21KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 620x413px

That's nothing. Watch this.

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

File: bangbang.jpg (11KB, 414x231px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 414x231px

>>132335694
shut up faggot

File: 1490100073849.jpg (49KB, 578x847px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 578x847px

don't be a belland, bin that hand

The absolute pampering of the society wew.

>>132335399
>be bong
>have to keep your arms at your sides all day or get arrested

Don't be a nigger, bin that finger

>>132335808
>try to swat away a fly
>get's charged with making nazi salute
>jail for 25 years

>>132335853
Don't be a nigger, bin that hand trigger.

>>132335399
What if he went "pew pew?"

Goddamn, I want nothing more than to help Western Europe in their time of need, but you motherfuckers need to take the gun pill.

File: School Shooter obviously.jpg (33KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 640x360px

>>132335399
BAN ASSAULT FINGERS
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/04/us/ohio-boy-suspended-finger-gun/index.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2980476/Boy-six-suspended-school-pointing-fingers-classmate-shape-gun-saying-dead.html

>>132335399
>No wonder you guys think my country is a fucking joke
This country IS a fucking joke though. It's a hollow mess desperately waiting for someone to put it out of its misery.

>>132335933
>What if he went "pew pew?"
That's a class B felony

>>132335974
Always archive or screenshot

>http://edition cnn com/2014/03/04/us/ohio-boy-suspended-finger-gun/index.html
https://archive.is/wDw1g

File: bang bang.jpg (89KB, 642x722px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 642x722px

Police are on the lookout for a tall, obese white man with long unkempt brown hair and a goatee

File: 1442674470144.jpg (32KB, 550x757px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 550x757px

Well at least it's not unique to Britain

>>132335399
>translate "bang bang" from Afrikaans
>Scared of fear
Deep.

>>132335998
Stop following me damn it. Every time I post about that you always reply. What gives? It's creeping me out

>>132335399
>Hull Daily Mail

to be fair, this was probably the most interesting thing to have ever happened in that shithole, so it's no surprise they reported on it.

>>132335399
SAVE A LOIF
BIN THAT FINGER

top thread, it's never been so painfully obvious that our country will do anything to please the soft cunts. although, these kind of articles are made by soft cunts, for soft cunts. do you really think big Keith down the bookies gives a shit about this

>>132336086
save a ginger bin that finger

>>132336072
Learn to archive to escape the curse of Nordbot, you shitty slav.

>>132336138
Reports say he did stop pointing his index finger at people who owe him money.

File: 1498077449757.jpg (34KB, 800x627px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 800x627px

>>132335399

>horrifying hate crime
>race of the men unmentioned - meaning they weren't White
>it can be inferred from this that the hierarchy of oppression/victimhood olympics are coming to Bongland

Oh Nigel you're in for a weird time now.

File: mr bean.gif (1MB, 320x174px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x174px

>>132335399

>>132336007
He may also be wearing a leather mask or eye-searing tie dye.

>>132335399

>Bin your fingers

File: 4077122.jpg (66KB, 759x703px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 759x703px

>>132336029
That was dangerous.

>>132335399
>in a horrifying hate crime
10/10 lost

>>132335764

For clarification an air-gun is a BB gun for non-English speakers or Americans.

>>132336290
well done on only reading the OP you ape, did you think this post was witty and original?

>>132336337


That makes it worse, not better. instead of that pic being satirical in nature, it instead moves it into the realm of being an actual potential fucking campaign to force people to get licenses for goddamn BB guns.

File: 1485209509412.png (167KB, 1000x700px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 1000x700px

>>132335399
>IN
>A
>HORRIFYING
>HATE
>CRIME

>>132336072
That's what you deserve for giving their site ad revenue and hits

File: 1470870545763.jpg (27KB, 640x638px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 640x638px

>>132335399
>this is an actual headline in cuckland

>>132335399
In the US if you did this to a cop and he killed you for it, the case would be dropped as justifiable homicide.

we all have our issues.

>>132335399
Reading the Hull daily mail is the only hate crime here.

Get a life, bin that finger.

>>132336446
>dat thumbnail

File: 215d2f6ca7f5fa0edcddb6011b2f3eac9af4131e.jpg (91KB, 470x352px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 470x352px

>>132335853
>>132335928

I really really really really really want to see a cheery blond chubby English policewoman say those exact words in anti-violence campaign.

>>132336507
>ad revenue
I use AdBlock
>hits
ok so I fucked up there

>>132336553
>Get a life, bin that finger.
Please don't linger, bin that finger.

Don't be a minger, sheath those fingers

>>132336431
yeah that's Scotland they put local laws in place on airguns the rest of the UK you just need ID to buy one IIRC

>>132335399
High capacity assault gestures should be banned worldwide.

File: s.jpg (26KB, 700x262px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 700x262px

>Hull Daily Mail
According to Google, Hull has the population of just 250k. it's obvious there will be times when they will have nothing to report on

>>132336431

I wasnt trying to make it better. Just clarifying things. You need a license for everything in Britain from what I've heard. Small bin license. Large bin license. TV license. Pet license. Temporary events license. Etc. And more.

File: 1487114306163.jpg (47KB, 700x614px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 700x614px

>>132336818
I hope it was okay.

>>132335399
Its just west in general now my man

>>132335399
>people make finger guns
>make headlines
>thousands of sandniggers gangrape hundreds of teenage white women
>barely mentioned

Good job britbongs.
Thank God we have Trump.
Happy 4th of July by the way.
Good thing we went across the ocean and told you crisp eating, tea drinking, pussies.

>>132336818
Is the raccoon okay?

>>132336431
What's wrong with that? Glasgow is dangerous enough with every 4 junkies pooling together their dole money to buy a fucking bb gun to chase the middle class down the streets.

>>132336818
>a man in hull thought he needed to defecate
>turns out it was just gas

>>132337056
>Local man thinks he saw a cloud that looked like a cat
>It turns out it didn't

>>132337180
>NZ man thought be seen fucking a sheep
>Turns out he was an Afghani immigrant and it was a goat

File: Merkel liberators.jpg (1MB, 686x954px)

1MB, 686x954px

>>132335477
>kids playing cops and robbers?
Is it legal in modern Cuckrope? Aren't kids gonna be sent to some juvenile indoctrination camp for demonstrating "violent behaviour"?

File: 1496704986730.jpg (74KB, 634x617px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 634x617px

>>132335993
>That's a class B felon
As long as the number of "pews" directed at the victim was limited to three or fewer. Anymore and you're in aggravated crime territory.

>>132336781
keked