>Kill yourself >Go to hell >God kills himself >Goes

>>132329552
Why would god kill himself?

>>132329729

When a jew would do it for him?

>>132329552
He has an agenda and a powerful father. Wouldn't you want your son to go to heaven?

>>132329729
The same reason he gave birth to himself?

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>>132329770

>>132329770
I wouldn't kill myself for God,
Idoubt he needs it

>>132329552
Git gud

>>132329552
Nah i remember this one. If you kill yourself you go to purgatory for a little while to get your 'soul' 'healed' and then go to heaven

>>132329897
>he
Bigot kike

>god is omniscient
>god creates you knowing all of your actions, effectively deciding all of them for you
>god condemns you to eternal hellfire for the actions he decided you'd do

>>132329552
Magic

>>132329770
Kek

>>132333334
Someone check my almost sexts. god mad as heck

No where in the bible does it say suicide condemns you to hell. That's something pedophile priests made up to scare the little boys they were diddling.

Jesus actually went to hell right after he died. Read the Bible.

>>132329552
Sage
> you have to be 18 to post here
This is a nonsensical autism thread.