Screencap this. Tomorrow, North Korea will launch its first

>>132302836
don't you think it'd be a bit too obvious to nuke a day after a fucking missile test? dummy

haha i love LARP threads

FATTIES HATE HIM

>>132302836
holy shit

>>132302836
Bootleg fireworks the size of ICBMs?

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>>132302836
>Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?

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>>132302836
A man can dream

>>132302836
>Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea

fuck's sake I hope so

I'm tired of The US being the only fucking country on Earth that does anything to fix this world's problems

>>132302836
OP is a drama queen.

There's no way that a missile would be mistaken for a firework.

>>132303108
This cracked me up too. Like who else would get elected to be kind of impressed at what a loser Kim Jong Un is?

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>this world will never be cleansed in nuclear fire

Have you seen how much america spends on its millitary? it would be more believable if america used a space bulldozer to move north korea to antartica than them lauching any attack on the states.

only muslims know how to attack

>Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?

I love how Trumps idea of international diplomacy is getting catty like a highschool girl on social media

>nuke
>California
Best 4th of July ever!

>>132303244
Independent forces and North Korea have co-developed intercontinental missiles with the capabilities of deceiving enemy air defense forces

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>>132302836
>Thinks an ICBM can be masked by fireworks

>>132302836
Don't say those things OP. Don't you say them unless they're true.

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>>132302836

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>>132302836
K JEEP ME BOASTED

>>132302836
im excited.
best firework show ever

Please nuke California so we have a justified casus belli and solve two problems at once.

>Sir, there's fireworks in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, heading in our direction
>I'll allow it

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>>132302836
>california gets nuked

>>132303650
That's a big fuse

>>132303336
And Obama's idea was to bend over and take it in the ass from everyone.

Did we ever put that Churchill bust back that Onigger put in the WH basement? If not we need to fix that. I give you bongs shit but deep down you're ok shits.

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>>132302836
>World War III on Independence Day.
>Commiefornia BTFO
>Vietnam 2.0 except this time no one likes North Korea
>President is an absolute madman
Fucking hell lads, it's like having Christmas twice on the same day!

Lets fucking do this!

>>132303794
Shit nigga, this isn't about Obama vs. Trump, this is about how the US president is supposed to act. This Us vs. Them attitude only does more to shit all over our ability to govern.

>>132302836

>Wow this sure isn't my problem!

>>132303342
fuck sake man I live in Vegas, this shit happens I go down too or at least get cancer.


rather be killed by a chink than a sandnigger though.

>North Korea
>able to launch a missile all the way to the US
I wish I lived in this fantasy land.

>>132303379
Deceive them enough for them to mistake them for fireworks?! You're a fucking retarded faggot.

>>132303969
Hey m8 I heard ISIS threatened Vegas

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I wished that it would have hit Japan so we could start the attack on July 4th

>>132302836
I wish. Fuck cali

>>132303105
OP didn't specify the type of delivery
...or post more than once in this thread
...or get digits

> We get happenings and Commiefornia gets nuked.

> Pls.

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>>132303969
Nah you'll be good

>>132302888
this. also the norks are way more interested in maintaining their fragile control over their shitty country than pissing off literally the entire world.

>>132302836
GET THE WATER NIGGA

>>132303342
Or we could just have a BLM protest. You weaponized nigs are like a Davy Crockett recoilless when you really get your chimp on. Don't fag out on us chimpo.

>>132303993
Yeah well the US doesn't really consider North Korea a real threat

So far it's just this clown who threatens america from across the globe

Kim Jong better hope we don't take him seriously though because we COULD liberate the shit out of his country, you know, like we''ve been able to do before.

As unlikely as a pre-emptive strike on Best Korea is, I can see Trump doing it in 4th of July for lulz.

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>>132302836
We don't have to dream.

>>132303969
The kind of nukes NK can make aren't going to make it to you. You're thinking of the kind of shit that was made during the height of the cold war to see how large of one was possible. NK can't make anything even approaching it and even then they can't fucking launch it. NK ICBM tech is garbage, and there are multiple layers of defensive systems to shoot it out of the air before it gets to the US. Even if Kim's dreams he wouldn't get one farther than Japan.

If shit ever did happen, which is won't because it would be suicide for NK, it would be a trashcan bomb smuggling into the states. Even then NK probably can't even make one small enough to be relevant for smuggling.

>>132302836
is that you anon 5 because delusions like that fit the bill

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>>132304662
Anon47 on account of his extra chromosome

>>132304769
KEK! Litterally spit beer.

>>132304513
top zozzle m8 this is good stuff

Our strategy is to tighten the screws on sanctions. Get China to fully comply or do it for them, like we did last week with that one chinese bank. Then we watch for North Korea to destabilize. Now, we know that they will not give up their nuclear ambitions. So do we attack before or after the 2018 South Korean Olympic?

>>132304963
today

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>>132302836
Odd, we detect every missile launch including ones that splode on the pad, yet we'll miss this one with a long range rocket it takes them a week to prep for launch on the pad?

>Hm. What's that coming over the pacific ocean? Oh, must be fireworks. Boy, fireworks sure do travel far these days.

DPRK missiles are behind the curve by decades. They can't hit shit.

According to Hilldawg that would have to be a 3.5 min flight to be effective.

>>132302836
We should nuke them before they nuke us.

>>132302836
California getting nuked is the best possible scenario

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>>132305703
>That flag
>Wanting to destroy your greatest Commie ally.

>>132305703

How would we do that without a government exactly?

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>>132302836
A nuke hitting the US wouldnt hurt us that much. Who lives in the cities? the welfare underclass, first generation and foreigners that aren't culturally American, white liberals who won't breed, and corporate executives who have way more power than anyone citizen should.

The cultural Americans are spread out very evenly throughout the country. Just more evidence that the left's centrism is weakness that leads to downfall.

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Start killing niggers.

Contrary to OP, a demonstration of power by a country is generally an indicator of weakness, not strength.

To quote Sun Tzu: “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive.” etc.

Attempt to practice empathy: South Korea has but one ally, of which she is close to losing - and when this occurs she will be surrounded by infinitely more powerful enemies, all who want her dead.

What would you do?

>>132302836
>launching a nuke at the United States of America on the 4th of July
That's about the dumbest thing anyone has ever done ever

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>>132305784
That's where I live.
Tbqh it would be preferable to communism

Godspeed mr. Jong-un

>>132305883

What this guy said! Gas the juden too.

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>>132302836
I hate this stupid shit
>WWIII
WITH FUCKING WHO?
WITH THE COUNTRY LITERALLY EVERYONE SAYS TO FUCK OFF?

>>132305784
A good portion of us are prepared to change the state. We're overwhelmed though

>>132302836
if they could ya know...hit LA, SanFran, and Silicon Valley...that would be great.

>It will be undetected and misidentified as bootleg fireworks
Not happening kido.

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>>132306191

4D chess. We will redirect to Mexico.

>>132306191
RIP Commiefornia

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Litterally shaking.

>>132306191

>living on the softest target and most expendable state

California is literally just pothead storage, move East.

>>132306416
Agreed, thinking Vandenberg Air Force Base isn't capable of detecting and shooting down ching chang trash rockets you're retarded.

>>132303924
If we go to war with the Norks I'll sign up for boot camp.

>>132302836
>targeted at the Californian coast

I fucking wish.

>>132303993
>>132303993
All you nork naysayers know that North Korea actually has two successful satellites orbiting the planet right now? Most people don't know this.

I think the norks could do it, but our government plays it down so there isn't panic.

>>132302836
>ICBM coming from over the pacific at supersonic speed
>"nah it's just Jed's fireworks actin' up"

OP, do you have autism?

>>132305703
I say we don't nuke them and nuke China instead

If Commiefornia were nuked I'd cum so hard the neighborhood would think I set off every firework on Earth at once.

>>132305995
ummm. SK?

>>132303151

ya.... girls dont want to be dominated or anything. they like cucks. riiiiight.

>>132302836
>It will be undetected and misidentified as bootleg firework
This is platinum tier bait

>>132304513
best part is. i can see my president saying shit like this. kek

>>132302836
Nuclear fireworks lol

>>132302836
Nuke la and San Francisco and I will welcome those chink bastards with open arms. You just better lay off my dog ziggy slim or we will have some issue.

>>132303151
i dreamed i had sex with ariana grande last night
im a girl

>tfw you realize all the missile testing was just a cover for the cargo ship which is the real delivery system

>>132303151
im completely hetero but trump has absolutely gained entrance to my anus anytime, he is the goat potus, and you know thiss, mannnnnnn

>>132302836
that doesnt make any sense, their tested icbm blew out over the ocean and was determined to be able to hit part of hawaii or nowhere'sville alaska.

more than likely they would attack japan or SK, or it would be an slbm

>>132302836

An inbound ICBM fired from a country anything in orbit with a camera is watching 24/7 can be misidentified as fireworks?

I will screencap this, but only for the dumbfoundingly concentrated retardation

DAMN IT! North Korea just said that they will be making an "Important Announcement" in a few hours. Mother fucker I'm tired!

But this is a new one.

>>132306230
Haaaaaaaaaaa true

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>>132303393
>Thas' a big ass fire craka

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>>132302836
#HeavyMove

What did he mean by this?

>>132305871
HURR LAND DOESN'T VOTE

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>>132303937
>This is about how the US president is supposed to act.

Well, he's not supposed to act like a bitch faggot just taking it every time some lying media kike talks shit. So he's got that going for him.

Maybe we should go old-school presidential to keep you faggot liberals happy and bring back dueling? I'd like to see a liberal take a round or six from The Don's gold plated 1911s. That'd be pretty damn Presidential.

>>132312116
It's pretty obvious that trump became president simply so he can have access to tech that allows him to rape his critics in their dreams.

>>132302836
Good, America doesn't want or need those fucking faggots in California.

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>>132304307
>hurr the north koreans dont care about nuking us
>that's why they're spending 200% of their resources on developing more advanced and longer range nuclear missiles and testing them every week
>just leave them alone
kys you stupid passifist imbecile
as soon as north korea has the capability they WILL nuke us as they have been threatening to do repeatedly
the pentagon considers them threat #1 with Russia and China behind them
>hurrr trump is a war monger if he attacks korea
its our only fucking choice for self preservation you stupid neanderthal
the US military is planning to destroy Kim Jung Un as we speak
war is inevitable
Trump has no choice and Obama just pushed our attack on them past its due date because he didn't want to deal with it
we WILL attack north korea or we WILL endure a pre-emptive nuclear strike
there is no in between you knuckledragger

Does anyone remember the North Korean post on /pol/ back in February with a blue screen that said the United States would attack NK at 7 p.m.? The post had a specific time but not a specific date

Is California really that bad of a sacrifice to make in order to rain freedom down on Lil Kimmy and unify Korea?

I think the radar at norad can tell the difference between fireworks on the coast and a missle launch and trajectory across an ocean.

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>>132304662
>>132304769

>>132302836

>nuke California

Hey maybe the northern gooks aren't so bad after all.

>>132315050
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/120502777/

You're unironically a retard.

>>132302836
>1 post by this ID

it's past your bedtime, LARPER

>>132315352
Why can't leftist meme? Is the part of the brain that understands comedy defective in people that are more prone to siding with left wing politics? I am not being sarcastic, I would love to see a study on this.

>>132311974
Sorry, I meant to write North Korea.

>>132316468
I'm hopeful that It should be evident from the context anyhow that it was a typo.

>>132302836
How do we know they'll target commiefaggia?

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>>132302836

>>132316165
obviously. there are tons of popular conservative comedians

>>132303937
He acts like a fucking man. We don't need faggot leaders who grovel to other world leaders only to be disrespected like king nigger. Obama was a bitch and he spent his presidency trying to give American power away to the rest of the world.

From what I'm reading from people that know this shit, They tested an ICBM that right now can reach Anchorage. Hasn't shown the distance yet to reach California

Pleaee for the of god nuke where ever jerry brown is.

>>132316807
711

>>132313725

this isnt reddit, go die somewhere

>>132317034
>i read it on the internet
cool story, guy

>>132316970
You realise trumpy grovels to russia like a cuck right?

>>132317329
He hasn't though.

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>>132303393
>falling for a LARP thread

sure is summer

Bomb Oracle Arena, please.

>>132302836
>targeted at the Californian coast
may god listen to your words

>>132302836
God I fucking hope North Korea hits Huffpost and CNN

>>132302836
>"Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?"
>coming from Twitter's number 1 shitposter
Kekked

http://bnonews.com/news/index.php/news/id6076

LETS ALL WATCH THE ANNOUNCEMENT

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>>132317329
>watches tv
>repeats what it says
nice

>>132302836
This is over Donnie's head, the Rodman delegation will be send out again!

>>132303969
This is what you get when you go against the laws of nature and have hockey in the desert.

>>132318278
>watches tv
>repeats the exact opposite just because
not much better

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

San Diego here, I welcome the purifying fire

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>>132305083
pure coincidence....whooops

>>132313498
nice

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>>132318696
You earned it.

>>132313498
you know the rules......tits or btfo

>>132318767
San Diego is actually the most conservative of Cali's big cities. It's quite nice desu.

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>>132302836
>post yfw when you wake up to the headlines "San Francisco Bay Area Hit By Nuclear Weapon"

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>>132302836
HOLY SHIT ITS ON!

OMG, im gonna shit myself.

Need Popcorn!

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>>132302836
>Bootleg Fireworks
>North Korean Nuclear Missiles
About the same chance of doing any damage, getting where they are aimed, or destroying anything (except fingers) when they blow up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtQBrjBFp2Q

NK official live stream

>>132314734
Faggots like you are why we are actively engaged in over 13 countries right now.

>>132303168
>I'm tired of The US being the only fucking country on Earth that does anything to fix this world's problems
Go back to r_donald. The USA is largely at fault for the Migrant Crisis for supporting ISIS. If anything, USA is creating these problems.

>>132319500
How long does an ICBM take to hit California from NORKland?

>>132316970
>We don't need faggot leaders who grovel to other world leaders only to be disrespected like king nigger
Trump has been groveling to Saudi Arabia, the guys responsible for 9/11.

>>132302836
THEY CAN'T AIM ROCKETS

THEY CAN'T MINIATURIZE NUKES

NON-ISSUE

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>>132314734
>murrican reporting in
Go back to sleep, hydrocephalus.

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>>132319500
multiple missiles

>>132316851
Can you name a few good ones, can't find any, bruh.

>WW3
>Implying NK wouldn't just get bombed to oblivion
They have no allies and a pathetic military technology-wise

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>>132304605
Dough boy will hire a dozen Mexicans to carry it over the no wall having southern border just like they do now with people, drugs, sex slaves, guns, and muslims.

>>132319733
This, they keep it cooking for a reason.

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Right now, the National missile defense (NMD) would be able to negate all ICBM's fired by the DPRK with a near 90% chance of success and with multiple anti-ICBM's fired at every ICBM you start getting into the 99.99998%'s

However once DPRK starts to produce more and gets closer to 1000 nukes then gaps start to penetrate the defensive shield which is needed to give our larger enemies (Russia, China) a feeling of M.A.D.

>>132320054
Fake and gay. Don't you have anything better to do?

>>132302836
If they ever do, I hope they do us a favor take out San Francisco before we destroy them in return..

>>132302836

No point in screen shotting when all electronic circuits would get fried if that occured

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>>132302836
Cool, I won't have to take my Pol exam.

no.

if they use them they fucking die.

people NEED to die so we can ride momentum off of north korea into iran, world police style.

you don't like it? too fucking bad. you just haven't come to grips with the fact that nobody killed is irreplacable.

SCREENCAP THIS

TOMORROW AT 3 PM EST THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL SHIT THEIR PANTS AT ONCE

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>>132302836
>California
Like anyone would even care

>>132302836
Good bye amerifats
F

>>132320403
what if trump is killed

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>tfw the only vulnerable parts of the USA are the most liberal parts of society

>tfw North Korea would finally guarantee a Supreme Court right swing for the next 50 years

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>>132320268
Not fake, you retard. Only maybe out of context.
And different time. ;)

And no, i have nothing better to do, since this thread is what it is.

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>>132302836
I can wank to this.

>>132302836
it would be poetic if the US dies the same date as it was born

>>132320820
Awww that doggo is so cute.

>>132320893
but that would mean the norks have invented a time machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwbpBIabRmo

Live broadcast

They just announced ICBM test was successful.

>>132320465
Says the faggot that lives in bumfuck idaho.

>Independence Day 2017
>Southern California goes up in nuclear fire
Nah, that's cause for celebration.

Good fuck California

>>132320935
kek

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>mfw they hit SF

>>132320970
Idaho looks quite nice desu, I'd give it a go. I'd never visit queerniggerjewfornia though.

>>132320893
>war with north korea
>US dying

they shit kicked iraq in 72 hours in desert storm/shield and iraq had one of the biggest armies in the world at the time.

FLASH: NORTH KOREA SAYS IT CARRIED OUT A SUCCESSFUL TEST OF AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE

>>132320919
Yea, its american like the flag says. Dunno why the nigger has slipped into picture, i think its one of those "when you see it" jokes.

>>132303108
Yeah, he's the hero Gotham deserves. No other man on the planet could do His job desu. Voting for him continues to pay dividends.

>>132303336
It's not international diplomacy. It's modern day international diplomacy.

>>132321132
Didn't we say if they every became capable of an Intercontinental Missile we would intervene?

President Trump has just been woken up by his Chief of Staff, they have briefed him on this situation.

>>132321141
>tfw you will never be a doggo serving your country with your own personalised nigger bullet shield.

>>132321227
Yes, but State Dpt needs to evacuate all friendlies out of the country and issue an emergency travel ban beforehand.

>>132302836
lmao delete california? Yes please best korea.

>>132321503
Hopefully more news on this

>>132315523
Maybe we can harness the power of target fixation by tweeting enough pictures of SF at Un

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>>132303108
>hey could someone get that kim guy on the phone for me
>hey kim I heard you launched another missle
>yeah it was great
>but you need to get a life
>the way you're acting is sad
>like a real loser
>yeah I'll say hi to Dennis for you
>yeah yeah I know he needs to stop drinking and doing drugs
>he's a great guy though!
>okay I have to go but take what I said into consideration OK?
>yeah
>yeah I'll say hello to Melania for you
>yeah
>bye

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>>132303151
>Trump is so powerful he can access the dreams of his female critics (possibly with advanced psychosexual technology like in >>132314610's post) everywhere and force them to have sex with him
He is like the rapist version of Freddy Kreuger now. How does he get away with it?

>>132302836
Norks fire off missile. DJT responds with a classic shitpost. WWIII will be fought with memes not nukes.

>>132302836
Can they atleast wait until friday? The rest of my gun parts arrive then. I just wanna finish my rifle before the nukes drop.

>>132302836
How will it be WW3? Who the fuck will take North Korea's side? China would kick their shit in.

>>132302836
If it's centered on hollywood what's the projected amount of jews killed? I say we just let it through

>>132302836
>NK fires a nuke at San Francisco
>Entire city is wiped off the map.
>DJT tweets an image of hundreds of thousands of charred corpses.
>"Thankfully, the death toll of American citizens was very low"

>1 post by this ID

>>132303565
Gotta watch that warmonger penalty

>>132322765
So why haven't they already? Perhaps because they benefit from their existence?

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AHEM.

>>132318842
>btfo

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>>132302836
>>132324415
GJ

>>132305871

Nigger I'm trying to find a rich qt to shit out a litter with, don't kill me

>>132303151
women want alpha to fuck them (especially feminist bitches that were never put in their place), more news at 11

Sweet! Please target San Francisco and Los Angeles.

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>>132302836
just waiting for the day when he calls kim a fat ugly manlet

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>>132314734
>being this autistic

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>North Korea will make the brightest 4th of July celebration in US history

what a time to be alive

>>132302836
>NK nukes California
>NK gets completely obliterated from all sides in retaliation
Why would they do this?

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Never has this image been more applicable

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/882126265255206916

>>132319703
>>132319990
>>132326450
so i see you morons don't have any counter arguments
>north korea isn't REALLY gonna try to attack you
>that's just a bluff
>nothing like that REALLY happens
>war doesn't happen anymore
you faggots are jaded
maybe your cuck countries role over and cower in fear
but the US doesn't allow hostile countries that openly threaten us to create nuclear weapons
and anyone who thinks for even one second that that's anywhere near a good idea is a fucking moron

>hey see this guy at school threatens to kill me every day
>lol what a joke
>i saw him in woodshop making a knife
>probably just fooling around i don't need to do anything
>he won't do anything i better pretend i didn't see anything

>>132328300
>yfw Kim Jong Un is lelouch

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>>132302836
Is this a sewer? I really can't tell the difference between your shit and other people's shit.

>>132304303
kek

>>132316165
they can't make a meme with just a few words, it's always a wall of text telling us how to think.

>>132302836

>does he have anything better to do with his life

I love Trump so much

>>132303794
Churchill was put back iirc

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>>132302836
>commiefornia gets nuked
>libshits and leftards die in nuclear fire
>mfw

>>132302836
forgot
>hurr durr doesn't he have anything better to do in life than start missiles
t. launched dozens of missiles on Syria because MUH BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN without any proofs Israelloving liar

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>>132330902
>>132331062
>lemme start with something to show im not a liberal
>okay now let me say how much Trump sucks
it's not working faggot libtard

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>>132331311
Oh look /ptg/. Go back to plebbit.

>>132331428
>immediately screeches "/ptg/!!!"
couldn't be more obvious shill

>>132303108
Lost it when that was on the noon news. Had to explain to coworkers they don't translate his humor.

>>132302836
>implying we wouldn't celebrate cali going up in smoke

>>132302836
what's the yield on their nukes?

if they hit SF how far east would it reach?

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>>132331595

>>132302836
God I hope so I'm really fucking tired of cali

>>132303316
>kill borderline-pedophile weebs first

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>>132331595
>/ptg/ immediately screeches "shill!!!"

>>132302836
A man can dream anon a man can dream

>>132331858
>shill immediately screeches DRUMPF

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>>132331816
>being anti anime
>on 4chan
EU-fags must be cruzified.

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>>132331928
>things that never happened

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>>132303151
How many other examples do people need to know that SJWs and feminism are only a thing because people are not getting laid?

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>>132331428
Typical leftist shill. OUT

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>>132332102
>said the anon behind the memeflag
I bet you are a shart.

>>132302836
>bootleg fireworks
>reentering the atmosphere
>at mach 5+

think before you shitpost, son.

>>132332014
>the thing happens but no one was around to see it

>>132302836
>WWIII
Nothing is gonna happen but even if it did there would be no world war since North Korea would fight alone and get crushed in 1 day.

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>>132332178
Nope, non-country waffle

Who gives fuck about north korea....he couldnt go to war with Wales never mind the USA

Cant we all unite and bomb mecca next ramadan remove kebab!

>>132332358
>Belgium
>calling others a non-country
>(((BRUSSELS)))

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>>132302836
HOLY FUCK IS THAT REAL

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

>>132332207

mufuggin mach5 bootleg ionosphere fireworks
get th watta nigga
lord reekrus

Have to think there was some sort of tacit nod of the head from the Chinese for this test to go ahead after the US sailed closed to the disputed islands the other day.

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>>132332248
You don't even know what your own point is supposed to be.

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>>132332570
I'm near San Francisco, so if we get nuked I figured I'd have some fun

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>>132332514
I was referring to myself my bacon friend

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>>132318605
>April 14th or 15th

nice try

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>nuke
>misidentified as bootleg fireworks

>>132302836
>North Korea will launch its first nukes at the US,

Why would they?

>>132305871
California is fucking disgusting, what exactly happened there?

>>132314734
I'm really scared of a wooden rocket with some dynamite taped to it. Your an idiot.

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>>132334716
>implying it isn't easy to misidentify pic-related for a bootleg firework.

>>132318278
>browses /pol/
>repeats what it says
nice

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>>132303168
>t. The_Donald

Trump is helping Israel. And that means they're helping ISIS and other militant terrorist groups by attacking the lion of syria, Assad.

Go ahead north korea

>>132338755
He's just giving them peanuts man.

can i get a quick run down?

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>>132302836
I think all that semen you're swallowing is having an impact on your brain.

>>132318278
>read mein kampf
>repeats what it says
nice

>>132304307
I think glorious leader actually belives that the only way to make his country prosperous is a grand war woth the US.

>>132305083
>>132305795
Stay away from Kiira

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>>132305083
>Kiira49
>49

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Its so nice of Kim Jong Un to rush production so that he could send the biggest firework his country has ever made for July 4th.

North Korea is quickly taking SKoreas spot as waifu tier.

>>132316165
The sardonic abandoned them.
The optimists, lacking a grounding influence, lost themselves in the mire of despair.

k

>>132302836
>yet another false flag

fuck off commie.

>>132302836
Don't disagree, but "a bit" strange to write something like that on twitter as the actual president...

>>132337777

FULL HOUSE

>>132313498
Tits and story or get the fuck out larper

>>132302888
You would think so, but sometimes it works the opposite way. The less time between a test and the actual mission launch, the less time your enemies have to mobilize in preparation. In a nuclear SHTF scenario, whoever has preemptively secured the most resources and land will be the most likely to sweep the rest of the world under their rule. Attackers have the advantage in this case.

>>132302836
yeah, that's totally what will happen. He'll launch a nuke at california because obviously that will destroy the entire US and all its allies.

>>132331816
>>/reddit/

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Did you know:
When a magician makes a coin disappear, they always draws your attention to the hand with no coin in it?

>>132302836
>Californian coast
Nothing of value lost

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>>132302836

>NK launches missile
>it's misidentified as bootleg fireworks
>plot twist
>it actually is fireworks
>lands dead center in the heart of San Francisco
>there's no explosion
>it's a giant snake firework
>it grows and grows, filling the degenerate gay city with its snakey ash
>they all die from arsenic poisoning

Place your bets I say USA beats them within a day.

>>132350889
We might as well take Poland while we're at it.

>>132304407
IT GOIN DOWN

>>132349560
I have no idea how he derived any of that information, but Saturn was incredibly bright last night.. Very eerie.. What if the rapture is today? I definitely don't live like a Christian so I'm guessing I won't be taken

LARP thread, I'm so sick of Spics on this board.

>>132303676
that would basically be the end of the internet as you know it

>>132302836
I wish a nigga would

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>>132302836
I hope so.

>>132303321

>space bulldoser
>moving something on a planet

Fuck off

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>>132303151
These girls secretly see the Don as a super-Alpha. Girls have sex dreams with men of power.

Do I have to keep paying on my credit cards if ww3 starts?

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>>132303336
>north korea
>diplomacy

Those times are over, pal.

>>132303493
I sea what Jew did there

I hope this 4chan prank goes wrong

>>132302836

Don't worry guys, California will be fine

>>132331930
/pol/ is it's own thing apart from 4chan at this point . Fuck off with your garbage huniepop bullshit you neck bearded mommies bit

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>>132302836
screen cap this: NK isn't going to do shit.

Oh no!

Not California!

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Well?

>>132302836
Cali still exists :(

Nork ICBM Launch Procedure
1) Light fuse
2) Get away
3) Loud report

>>132302836
GODDAMN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS NIGGA

>>132303151
I read a trump edit of the shrek is love story before falling asleep. I then dreamed about it. Not cool

>>132353810
Deep down, every woman wants an alpha male who makes her feel safe and comfortable. Their loyalty will change. No doubt, La Malinche was attracted to Cortes for that reason.

>>132357666
nofap?

I'm on day four and things are already getting weird.