I HAVE NO WORDS https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump /status

My sides are in orbit

ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS LIFE

Big Don is on a fucking warpath lately.

>libruls will complain about these tweets when it's actually bulletproof Persuasion(tm)

KOREAN BBQ NOW

>>132300867
I'm shaking. This man in power is even more unpredictable than Kim. Can't believe this fat orange fuck has his hands on the nuclear codes.

>>132300867
>SHITPOSTER IN CHIEF
ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

>>132300867
>my president is a professional shitposter
feelgoodman

File: 1436890324043.jpg (368KB, 3000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 3000x3000px

>>132300867

>>132300867
AMAZING

Calling out little Kim as a loser

Kek

>Donald Trump just implied that asians are violent. Not cool.

File: 1YL4YVv.jpg (30KB, 578x472px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 578x472px

Quality shitpost. But seriously, Trump needs to order the hit on North Korea Kim Jung Cuck.

>>132300867
>[deep concern intensifies]

>>132300867
I love him so much!

>>132301179
HE'S ALWAYS TWO SCOOPS AWAY FROM THE NUCLEAR CODES

>>132300867
literally shaking that this man is our president

I wanna see a webm of The Interview where Kim gets blown the fuck up with the missile being fired by Trump and/or Mattis.

File: Capture.png (27KB, 560x195px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 560x195px

END THIS NONSENSE ONCE AND FOR ALL CHYNA

File: 1477430281582.jpg (85KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 768x768px

>>132300867

File: topkek.jpg (80KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1024x576px

>>132300867
OH MY GOD

>Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?

That is why you are the best country in the world

He should put in an environmental reference how it's a danger to whales

That'd be great

>>132301377
fuck off larper shill

File: file.png (53KB, 609x319px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 609x319px

>jules_su
Who in the fuck is this, why is he verified, and why do I see him below every Trump tweet?

File: valarie.jpg (69KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 720x960px

>>132301294
>are you Sinophobic? If this image doesn't make you hungry, you are.

Chinks put on blast.
Hopefully literally.

File: 1478692840015.jpg (121KB, 429x410px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 429x410px

>>132300867

>>132301179
Not gonna lie, expat here, we seriously cant stay safe in usa anymore

>>132301294
East asians are about as violent as sunfish.

File: 1460609245400.jpg (11KB, 400x467px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 400x467px

>>132301477

>>132301477
>Suzdaltsev
Is that a mexican jew or something?

Fuck I love President Trump.

Finally a real ALPHA male running the country who fights back!

GOD BLESS DONALD J TRUMP

File: 1498445644067.jpg (123KB, 698x720px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 698x720px

>>132300867
>its real
kek i love how he shitposts

>>132301397
>that meme should be updated to have 2 scoops

>>132301179
Use those fireworks to an hero yourself, stupid pablum pooking faggot

>>132301477
Didn't take long for Donnie's most dedicated beta cuck orbiter to show up.

>>132301515
pst hey, keep it on the dl but I need to ask
are sunfish violent or no?

File: IMG_9750.gif (2MB, 245x200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 245x200px

>/pol/ will unironically suck trump's dick again

>>132300867
Shit poster in chief omg

>>132300867
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

File: YLYL000004.jpg (68KB, 600x544px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 600x544px

>>132301377
Take your LGBTP ass somewhere else pedo faggot

>>132301477
Because he's getting paid to be there. Thanks to Shareblue and Twatter

>>132301515

They can be, but only to outside threats.

They're ant colonies for all intents

File: 1498740034033.gif (891KB, 325x252px) Image search: [Google]

891KB, 325x252px

>>132301631
>shills will unironically try to divide us over appreciating prestidential shitposting

File: 1471407798019.gif (1MB, 260x260px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 260x260px

OH SHIT KIM YOU JUST GOT TRUMPED BITCH

>'Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?'

>spends his time posting wwe edits made by reddit

>>132301753
Shills don't even bother using the right filenames. They're easy to ignore.

>>132300867
i was eating my daily double quarter pounder when this tweet hit me. Saw it on my phone as it was posted, instantly laughed. I love this president so much

>>132301477
>calls Trump's tweet ironic
>unironically has no life and tweets at Trump within 30 seconds of the shitpost
Incredible

Why is Kooky Kim firing his nerdy missiles on a holiday weekend? He should be celebrating the 4th! SAD!

>Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!
Chinese nuclear bomb armageddon confirmed

>>132301179
>I'm shaking.
triggered ya, did he, snowflake? What's it like to be so fragile?

Lol wow, this tweet is going to have its own chapter in the history books.

File: 1494808705280.jpg (201KB, 1024x740px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 1024x740px

>>132300867
Which missile?

File: 1498842805906-pol.png (100KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 320x320px

>>132300867
>trump tweets normal things
>liberal shills race to spam his comments with propaganda
>trump starts retweeting dank memes
>ourguys flood the comments faster
>outcompete the liberal shills to get their latest meme featured on cable news

Brilliant

>>132301774
Anyone have a video version of this?

>>132300867
TRUMP 2020
WEAPONIZED BANTER

>>132300867
my sides

File: 1471213284375.jpg (13KB, 358x310px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 358x310px

>>132300867

Its real!

Tomorrow is July 4th.

Time to bomb North Korea.

>all those (((blue checkmarks)))
The new gold star.

>>132300867
I can't even...BBDJT killing it!

life is simply too precious to risk death these days. I have to see what Trump says next I simply have to man.

>>132300867
Holy shit. He gives absolutely 0 fucks.

>>132300962
this

File: 1496204852106.jpg (100KB, 480x454px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 480x454px

>>132300867
Is it happening? Is it really happening?
Is it happening now guys? What is going to happen /pol?

>>132301179
Does this anon have anything better to do with her life?

Good lord our president is master of the universe

File: 1453091140211.jpg (257KB, 437x676px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 437x676px

>>132301890
>there's going to be entire books written solely about Trump's twitter history

File: Some Velvet Sidewalk - Mousetrap.gif (2MB, 666x527px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 666x527px

>>132301908
its a simple game of cat and mouse

>>132302048
literal militarized banter.

>>132302048
KIM BTFO
I
M

B
T
F
O

>>132300867
Perhaps the incomprehensible tweets really are a tactic. This is going to waste a lot of people's time and attention. Its on the borderline of so many provocative issues: question of competence, diplomatic stoush, Obama in Worst Korea, - could be crafted.

File: IMG_0080.jpg (18KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 205x246px

>there will never be another president as based as Trump in our lifetimes

Kimmy really is a fucking loser

File: 2017-07-03.png (151KB, 485x773px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 485x773px

>>132301500

>>132301631

Dude population replacement because we hate Europeans

The problem with drumpf is he doesn't know shit about nuclear weapons. He seems to believe he can bend opponents to his will, well guess what dumbfuck other countries have nukes too. Against a heavily armed nuclear state like Russia or China, nuclear war-fighting is beyond absurd. Once nuclear weapons are unleashed, a conflict would almost certainly escalate to all-out proportions and kill hundreds of millions of people. Is this really what you want 4chan? I'm fucking terrified, but at least the impeachment process is underway.

>>132301910
Practically every single Mr. McMahon entrance goes like that.
One time he did that when barging into a main event match that got bodged, blew a quad when he jumped into the ring and as he tried to get up, blew the other quad.
Probably all the flailing.

>>132300867
Let me guess
>blue check liberal comment complaining about something that has nothing to do with what Trump is talking about is top comment

>>132300867
Kim confirmed for fat no life loser who probably posts here.

>>132300867

This guy... could he have even an ounce of statesmanship?

Trump is a child and I stopped laughing a long time ago

>>132302177
maybe we'll get the biggest fireworks show on earth tomorrow.

>>132301477
Trump's madman strategy may very well scare China into acting to prevent having a refugee crisis right on it's border

File: Kin-Jong-Un.jpg (58KB, 563x355px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 563x355px

>be based kimmy
>deal with dumb amerifat sanctions and threat of action for 8 years
>even uncle chang is starting to get pissed off with me
>Trump gets elected
>start to get nervous
>test anyway to see what he does
>it's another "strongly worded tweet but ultimately does nothing" episode
kek

File: 1476163303002.png (90KB, 540x637px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 540x637px

>>132302276

>>132301899
>fat dong

>>132302261
im sure he does

File: 1488086031686.jpg (2MB, 1200x678px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x678px

>>132300867
this mother fucker

File: jinx.jpg (74KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 720x960px

>>132302205
I unironically have 10 cats anon.
8 are outdoor cats and don't bother me, they're basically strays that sleep on my lawn and let me pet them.

the 2 indoor cats fit that description, even though one only likes to hangout with me while I read and isn't disruptive at all.
>this is the good kitter

Omg I love how Duterte is allways speaking his mind. Oh wait, this is Trump..

File: two scoops durmple turp urgh insane canadian liberal.png (843KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

843KB, 1280x720px

>>132301179
TWO SCOOPS

File: 14067430_828655357271740_1030561488108513258_n.jpg (69KB, 992x744px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 992x744px

>>132301899
>Long Dong

>>132302356
Kim-Dong-Un

File: 1445722183259.jpg (68KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 700x700px

>>132302219
IM WITH HER NOW
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
I AM OFFICIALLY OFF THE "TRUMP TRAIN"

>>132301179
WHAT WILL HE SAY ON TWITTER NEXT, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

File: sa.jpg (12KB, 288x288px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 288x288px

>>132300867
>Persuasion

>>132302276
keep trying shariablue

>>132300867
omg how the lulz have evolved
2009 - troll ghost radio with a 'fuck you lone star beer' song
2017 - elect a madman who negs another madman with control on nuclear weapons.

>>132300867
F u c k I n g B A S E D

>>132302376
>comparing trump to druggie killing, holocaust denying duterte
I fucking wish.

what if kim respects the banter and then nk becomes our friend?

>>132301802
Right over your head, eh?

H982 FKL

>>132302419
great counterargument sweetie

WE CAN'T LET HIM HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES

IT WAS HER TURN

>>132301477
Calling out your retarded president is fun

>Threatens action if nk does a missile test
>Nk does a missile test
>Can only bitch on Twitter

Why are Americans such cowards?

File: 1498881167187.png (72KB, 449x498px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 449x498px

>>132302219
>hundreds of millions
>out of seven or so thousand millions people

>>132302369
I hope I've been in an exchange with him that ended with me calling him a faggot. That would be some great stuff.

File: 1499110958042.jpg (84KB, 698x720px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 698x720px

>>132302572
>implying I'm in it for the politics

>>132301899
Micro Dong, Korean standard issue.

File: 1451606063711.gif (301KB, 136x240px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 136x240px

>>132300867
*AUTISTIC NUKE LAUNCHING*

>>132302493
It hasn't really evolved.
>2008 - elect a nigger
It's just that we
>2012 - reelect the nigger
learned how to do it
>2016 - elect a shitposter who's good with money
properly.

>Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!
>i hope the chinese push our interests for us

>>132300867

T H E M A D M A N

TRUMP 2020

File: aggression.jpg (57KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 720x480px

>>132301415
>china putting a heavy move on best korea

>>132301477

His shit is literally put in the top comments by twitter

>>132302219
Enlighten us on nuclear weapons, field marshal.

File: 1474264133833.jpg (54KB, 620x465px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 620x465px

>>132300867
TRUMP IS HILARIOUS FUCK ALL YOU BETA FAGGOTS NEVER HELD A CONVERSATION IN YOUR LIFE WE FINALLY HAVE AN ACTUAL MALE VOICE IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND ITS NOT ENOUGH FUCK ALL OF YOU YOU DONT DESERVE TRUMP HE IS A LITERAL BRO

File: no thinking.png (708KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

708KB, 640x640px

>>132300867
Why do the same fucking people always respond to Trump's tweets with the same shit?

>>132301627
Ocean sunfish, yes
freshwater, no

>>132302735
so....
Target acquired?

>>132302261
>>132302369
>>132302620

I'm pretty sure he's the daily WMAF thread OP using a Brit proxy.

File: IMG_0883.png (30KB, 710x577px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 710x577px

>>132300867
>this guy got nothing better to do with his life
>this guy

A new meme was born.

>Hard to believe that South Korea. . . . .
...what? Hard to believe what? What did he mean by this?

File: 1451776390179.png (4KB, 368x376px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 368x376px

>>132302799
It is a mystery.

>>132302655
Oh sweetie
Oh my little fruitcake
Is the big train scaring you darling?
You don't have to be scared my lovely one

>>132302768
you speak words as if you are my own mouth

>>132300962

My sides went further than the kimchi-fueld piece of shit rocket Li'l Kim just shot into the water.

>>132301392
>put a heavy move

Wonder if that's a Chinese idiom.

how can it possibly get better? I hope trump tweets a picture of himself sharting in a mart next

File: tmp_9278-full-alexandra-maria-lara-13750780961865917987.jpg (353KB, 936x1291px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 936x1291px

Posting in epic thread.

DOESN'T KIM JONG UN HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS LIFE?

>>132301477
> replies to every single Trump tweet within seconds
>Suzdaltsev
Clearly a Russian bot.

File: mitt romney donald trump dinner.jpg (204KB, 1440x960px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 1440x960px

>>132302941
shitting on a mitt would be far better

File: making a heavy move.jpg (47KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 720x480px

>>132302919
kinda

File: peps.jpg (93KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 1280x720px

>>132301477
He's a part-time Vice writer who's obsessed with getting early replies to Trump's tweets. He's written many cutting edge journalistic pieces such as

>Was Jesus Gay?
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8gkgj4/was-jesus-gay-702

and

>I Tried Smoking Coffee, and It Made Me Feel Like Shit
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bn5j43/smoking-coffee-is-stupid

He now tweets at Trump several times a day, despite the fact that he was blocked some time ago.

>>132301477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E70tu5k5rdY

>>132301477
Twitter actually manipulates hashtags and who you see in replies to the president.

It's exactly what people were upset about russia doing, but I guess its ok if its a billion dollar corporation who supports Hillary and the establishment

File: all_i_had_to_do_was_enter_my_name.jpg (52KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 500x375px

>>132300867

Leftists idiots pretend to understand diversity and other cultures and crap like that but it's obvious that Trump is vastly ahead of them when it comes to dealing with foreign cultures. He's shown a great talent with speaking their language and this is a perfect example. He and T-Rex are calling Kim's bluff because they know he won't and can't do shit. Meanwhile he's pumping the Chinese and subtly reiterating that they are the powerful ones in this situation - not the Americans. This leaves the Chinks with a responsibility and they lose face bigtime if they fail to live up to it. Trump is calling Kim and pussy and telling China to kick his ass. If China does not - they are exposed as also being pussies. He's playing Go and the democrats don't even know what that means.

>>132302372
i have one cat and he is an asshole. still love him though

You just KNOW Kim Jong Un read this.

>>132301899

tfw moved to the Midwest and won't have to be killed by a Dongerino

>>132302823

knock yourself out, I can't put in the time otherwise i'd be down

>>132301899
I'm surprised he hasn't joked about Kim-Dong-Un having nothing better to do than playing with his Dongs all day

>>132303069
>never tried smoking covfefe
What a pussy

>>132300867
https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
CONDUCTER WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>132301392
The absolute madman.

File: 15.jpg (173KB, 650x435px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 650x435px

>>132301477
Some Vice 'Journalist' who's hardest hitting story is about how he smoked coffee..

Wish i was joking
https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/bn5j43/smoking-coffee-is-stupid

>>132303146
Every single government knows exactly when and what Trump tweets.

>>132302950
SAUCE AND

File: STANDING.png (35KB, 644x303px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 644x303px

>>132300867
HERE WE GO

>>132301477

why out of all people does this random guy get to speak to the president of usa? why is he first?

>>132302146
You're probably right

>>132302768
>trump
>male enough
Please, trump is an overweight beta cuck who whines every time someone criticizes him.
The man is a pussy

File: 2017-07-04_10h48_21.png (68KB, 886x469px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 886x469px

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

/pol/ was right again

The thought of drumpf getting us into war makes me tired asf. It's getting late, wanna go to sleep?

File: 1496720179480s.jpg (2KB, 125x123px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x123px

>>132301477
>Why do you have to TAUNT a crazed ruler with nuclear weapons?!
>Is himself taunting a crazed (in his mind) ruler with nuclear weapons

What did he mean by this?

Dude I'm hearing loud bangs outside my house. I'm in Florida. Is it happening lads?

>>132303222
i smoked coffee once when i was 13 and it wasnt even that bad he is just a pussy

>>132303197
I forget the story behind this, care to remind me?

>>132300867
It should be a law that Trump MUST make at least 3 troll twitter posts daily for our own amusement.

>>132301179
you will be one of the first to die when it pops off

This is it. Nukes will soon be falling on our heads

File: kek.jpg (57KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 1280x720px

>>132302222
The beneficent Kek bestows new and healthy quads.

>>132300867

The greatest shitposter the world has ever seen

>>132303324
4TH OF JULY

>>132303405
To Vince McMahon I hope. Mine are fine

>>132303398
>being a citycuck
>2011+6

>>132303372
I'm not saying he sees it as an art form, but if he were an artist that would be his approach.

>>132301513
>expat
>goes to Canada
You really think you're any safer? Unless you live in the yukon you're close enough to nuke

>>132303444

444th of July

>>132303455
>Current year +2
Get your annos straight Bruce

File: jong_un_bbq.jpg (74KB, 497x331px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 497x331px

>>132300867

>>132303185
I love how Democrats keep digging up eight year old memes.

>>132300867

Another great tweet from Donald J. Trump (pbuh)

File: 12394224_1732326133661858_235026396_n.jpg (19KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 320x320px

mfw donald trump's shitposts start a nuclear war

File: 1476228689648.jpg (29KB, 419x400px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 419x400px

>responding to a nuclear threat like some whore getting bullied on instagram.

Shitposter in chief

>>132301477
>diplomatic solution
how did that turn out under Bush and Obama??

I bet /pol/ would allow trump to blow his load on their faces

File: 1490248454849.jpg (33KB, 798x777px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 798x777px

>>132300867
HOW DARE TRUMP ASK SOMEONE THROWING AROUND MISSILES IF HE HAS ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?????

>>132303541
I hate how democrats keep digging up eight year olds.

>pizzagate is real

>>132302219
>The problem with drumpf
Opinion discarded
>at least the impeachment process is underway
That good ol' lefty education at it again.

>>132303274
wtf i hate scheming kikes now

>>132301477

Twitter will verify ANYONE these days. That blue checkmark is utterly meaningless now.

>>132303274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WXV1PxUiAM


EVERY
FUCKEN
TIME

>>132303185
> I know it hurts my feelings
t. democrat faggot

>>132301856
Topkek

File: 1481567155506m.jpg (66KB, 1024x945px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1024x945px

>>132301899
>LA and SF in range of the last one
EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME:
FLY STRONG LONG DONG

File: Chyna.jpg (69KB, 675x675px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 675x675px

>>132301392
>END THIS NONSENSE ONCE AND FOR ALL CHYNA

BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH A RESURRECTION

>>132302830
>Justin from Canada.

File: 1497229262767.jpg (45KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 960x640px

>>132301415

Pull the trigger Donald. Strike first along with SK and Japan.

>>132303632
>>132303541
I love how Democrats keep digging olds

>>132303231
> every government on earth has a committee to explicitly ask "what did he mean by this" every single tweet

Don needs to be put down

File: IMG_0370.jpg (172KB, 1141x1180px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 1141x1180px

>>132301377
Where are the 1488 gays they are more fun than your faggot ass

>>132302190
Barron Trump 2042

>>132301631
kys EU faggot

>>132301179
>A shitposting president
Why is this a bad thing?

>>132303197
This is the best video ever.

>>132303274
http://archive.is/b0waz

(((Jules))) also mentioned it in that "Is Jesus Gay?" article that >>132303069 linked to:
>As a straight Jew, the homophobia amongst Jesus's followers has always struck me as a bit of a surprise.

>>132302372
jeez man take it easy.

File: 7f037b3ea6b6986a550b6a6b98e116961b05973e2c8c7d5e97eee1607e6d45e8_1.jpg (32KB, 750x736px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 750x736px

Love this guy

>>132300867
>does this guy have anyhing better to do with his life?

I'd say missile tests are a much better use of time for the leader of a nation than twitter feuds with D-list reporters

>>132303762
I love how democrats keep digging.

>>132303137
Toxoplasmosis is real it seems

>>132300867
It's real.

Probably bleeding out of his wherever

>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

>>132303364
the guy saw that someone was conceal carrying and he freaked out about it. great stuff.

>>132300962
Kek be upon us.

i hate this timeline. worst. timeline. ever.

The US president, whose sanity is in question, is using Twitter to poorly perform international diplomacy.

Good job Americunts!

fuck trump, fuck republicans, and fuck white people. Hope you're happy sweeties.

>Does this guy have anything better to do with his life

This is a president speaking here?

Literally sounds like a 12 year old

Former BLUMPF supporter here, but this man is an embarrassment and must be impeached

>>132303251

If only. The Internet would explode. I mean, people's computers (and their heads) would literally explode.

File: 1381333207285.jpg (69KB, 1157x772px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 1157x772px

>>132300867
If I had the money would seriously apply for a American citizenship and vote for him for second term

>>132303935
I do.
By cuddling with a massive clatter of kittens.
I don't even have to wash my hands after eating cheetos, they'll lick them clean for me.

File: refugges.gif (1MB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x280px

>>132304037
THE NUCLEAR CODES DRUMPFTADS

>>132300867
This orange, fascist clown is disrespecting world leaders. He is going to get the whole US killed!

File: 1364188799504.png (995KB, 941x618px) Image search: [Google]

995KB, 941x618px

>>132300867
>the president is banting about north korea on twitter
Truly the best time line

You think his shit posting is funny but watch what happened when we go to war and a bomb hits your area

i love it

File: 1494881914220.gif (1010KB, 540x400px) Image search: [Google]

1010KB, 540x400px

It's good to be an American and have an absolute mad man at the helm

NUKE NK AND SK AND CHINA AND JAPAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>132303816

Ivanka 2024
Don Jr 2032
Eric 2040
Barron 2048

File: 1485338931596.png (105KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 512x512px

>>132302222
>blew a quad

File: wN.png (21KB, 567x132px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 567x132px

>>132300867
>I guess you're egging on ww3 when you're shitposting on twitter. But that guy constantly firing missiles in to another nations territory, nah, he's cool.

>>132304187
>go to war
My dude, we will take out their defenses then allow Japan and SK to invade on the land. It will be over within days.

>>132304187
>A bomb will hit California
>And nothing of value was lost

>>132304187
Well I would rather him than her fag

>>132304187
Cheer up because you'll look outside at North-Korea dong missiles and your little cousin will say "still not as big as yours"

>>132304187
if we get bombed, theyre bombing a highly populated area. for some reason i feel that much of pol is from rural america

>>132301513
Expat here too.

Please. When the shit hits the fan, do you really want to be in a country that's got no guns, no backbone and no military?

Fuck off with your virtue signaling.

>>132300867

kim btfo and now must prove he has a life and gf

>>132304265
No.
No Ivanka.
I'd rather have Tiff than Ivanka.

>>132301899
Thank god i live in Brazil
oh wait

>>132300867
donald trump looking for his shekles. north korean trying to protect what's theirs.
>Interesting times.

>>132304322
>132300867
people think like this

>>132304026
>>132303364
It was a prank by right wingers to see how anti-gun people responded to conceal and carry or something like that.

>>132304346
>they actually fixed the problem in america

>>132302222
>quad

What is kek saying here?

>>132300867
This is a much better response than the usual, ineffective "The White House issued a statement strongly condemning blah blah blah...." bullshit that we've always gotten in the past. The Left will hate Trump no matter what he does or says (or Tweets), so he might as well be plain-spoken and genuine. I don't agree with everything he does, but I sincerely respect his shitposting

>>132304187
i hope for a direct hit on my house

>>132304373

Plus most of us are in basements -- basically underground bunkers

>>132300867
is there anything better than firing nukes? trump should try it sometime

My uncle works for the CIA and he said there's a special operation planne tommorow at 0900. Maybe Korean missile strikes on the 4th? Maybe our prez wants literal fireworks?
Scary to think.

File: ZgRpUcmD.jpg (5KB, 144x144px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 144x144px

>>132304187
usa plays war with IDDQD

apparently the missle was an irbm

>>132303090
I was really disappointed he didnt include bess kalb in that

>>132304322
All these verified accounts assblasting walls of replies...

>>132304399

Sure, I'm happy either way. As long as it's not Chelsea or whatever

>>132304536
Big if true.

>>132304500
and it will wipe out a large portion of liberals, minorities, etc

also, it would turn the rest of america right wing

do we need bombed to wake up?

File: 1453864283716.png (272KB, 500x800px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 500x800px

>>132304187
>California gets bombed

File: 1497373412921.jpg (126KB, 1024x953px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1024x953px

i wish he was my president
The highest of keks

Can we take out all of best Korea's artillery with a singe air and missile strike? Do we even have close to that capability in the area of operation?

>>132304187
>only LA, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Honolulu, and Sacramento are in middle range.

And? Can I ask for WW3 twice??

>>132304487
same

File: IMG_7289.jpg (179KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 750x1000px

Starting a pointless war with North Korea?

Really mesmerizes those macadamias

>>132303816
ILL BE 49, SO FUCKING OLD THEN WHY AM I AGING SO FAST FUCK ME

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN NAMED

>JAPAN+SKOREA

S H A M E

S H A M E

S H A M E

>>132304457
Those front upper leg muscles are really fucking important for walking, running, pretty much everything.
Blowing a quad means that muscle detaches from your knee and rolls up under your skin.
Probably don't want that, but McMahon went through that twice in 4 seconds without flinching.
He also probably made the call to have the first ever women's Money In The Bank match be won by a guy.

I don't know, maybe Kek likes wrestling.

>>132303444
Kek Bless America

File: 1496530406546.jpg (59KB, 395x401px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 395x401px

>>132301899
>Those names

>>132304696

You're still young, bro. Younger than me, anyway. One day you'll look back at the age you are now and wish in a way you can't grasp now to be that young again.

>>132304536
Your Jew-loving terrorist uncle wouldn't be working there with that shitty adherence to OPSEC

File: 1497497235531.jpg (79KB, 784x643px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 784x643px

>>132300867
fucking shit I am literally teary eyed from laughing

This guy is fucking unbelievable how did we get this guy. I fucking love America...sometimes

>>132301899
>Dongerino

File: Spotswood.png (209KB, 284x336px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 284x336px

>>132304638
>WW3 x 1,000
>WW3,000
>Basically all the worst parts of the bible

>>132304032
>Good job Americunts!
Thanks Monkey that figured out how to use a computer

The west only hates North Korea because it's proof that communism works. If you fucks would leave him alone he wouldn't need to build nukes

>>132301899
>tfw Floridian
>tfw not even the long dong can touch me

>>132304837

Almost every day since November has been glorious. It's almost been enough to get me past my crippling suicidal thoughts.

File: images.jpg (8KB, 262x192px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 262x192px

>>132304696
youre not even old enough to post here

File: Screen Shot 2017-07-03 at 11.05.02 PM.png (577KB, 622x415px) Image search: [Google]

577KB, 622x415px

>>132304063
You'll be among the last to go.

>>132304187
Eh i got into this with the full knowledge Xclumpf could start nuclear war, i dont care my life sucks anyway.

>>132301631
>europe will unironically take in more mass amounts of refugees again

>>132304536
My dad working for nintendo confirms

>>132304923
No,true Trump supporter EVER contemplates suicide

>>132300867
wew fucking lad

>>132304999
Rapefugees ****

File: bc44f118ff01c4dc1ee24a25375f5bfd--asian-guys-asian-men.jpg (141KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 640x960px

>>132303058
>Japan and SK, ready to make a heavy move

>>132302222
>blew a quad
>2222

Wew, Shepard.

File: quads.jpg (52KB, 265x232px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 265x232px

>>132302222
these fucking quads

>>132303185
Please, honestly tell me whether or not you're a real Democrat. The assposting is inferior every time.

>>132300867
I really love this man

What a reckless son of a bitch. He just doesn't care.

>>132304761
Good information for anyone desu.

>>132304686
>Threatening Jews
They're literally asking for it. You don't fuck with the kikes and live.

File: 1478041485375.jpg (14KB, 189x292px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 189x292px

>>132300867
I live for Trump tweets

>>132304867
>World War 3000
Sounds like an early 2000's video game

File: 20.Judge.20.gif (53KB, 225x534px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 225x534px

>>132302222
>quad
quad
>quad
quad

>>132304187
What did he mean by this?

>>132304686
Kim looks like he was shopped into that pic

>>132302222
B O D G E D

File: pearls_of_weinerdom.jpg (36KB, 376x353px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 376x353px

>>132300867

>>132300867
He just keeps smashing wrecking balls on the world stage. That second tweet implies China needs to remove the NK regime.

>>132305590
""""""""""american""""""""""

File: 1494289936264.jpg (38KB, 393x395px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 393x395px

4 real though, how likely is military action within the next few months? is war a real possibility

File: tererter.jpg (63KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 650x650px

>>132303134
>T-Rex
>Mad Dog

I'm so fucking glad there are people with balls running our country

>>132303884
I'm not Christian and that even offended me

File: 2bd.jpg (18KB, 352x360px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 352x360px

>>132301477
>That blue checkmark

>>132303967
I love how democrats keep

>>132305700

i think korean war 2 is pretty close, even obama is out trying to get a grip on this

>>132301477
leaving aside the fact that he's anther blue checkmarked nobody
>Diplomatic solution
>with North Korea
I didn't think it was possible to be this fucking dense

>>132305691
Its a 2 part tweet. Read the second and it makes more sense. Unfortunate how it ended. He should have put "1 of 2"

File: Jesus.png (681KB, 762x706px) Image search: [Google]

681KB, 762x706px

>>132300867
>Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?

This fucking guy, holy fuck. I love him.

File: images (2).jpg (12KB, 478x307px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 478x307px

>>132302219
WW3 is exactly what we want. Would be a pretty solid happening

File: Trump Nostradamus.jpg (295KB, 1920x1082px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1920x1082px

>>132301477
There are a lot of bots and paid shills that do this under every Trump tweet.

>>132305236

No true 4Chan poster ever stops

>>132306115
No more white vs white wars. There are too few of us as it is.

File: 1480641436443.jpg (32KB, 600x602px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 600x602px

>>132300867
This fuckin timeline

>>132304595
for you.

>>132301261
Does anyone else feel vindicated?

I've been banned from numerous sites for being a troll, and now I have a president like myself

File: Gooks.jpg (114KB, 1152x648px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 1152x648px

Uh oh.

File: nice quads.webm (593KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

593KB, 480x480px

>>132302222

>>132301477
>who is this blue checkmark ?
#37 on my list, that's who.

>>132300867
>patience over
And yet 2 launches later nothing happens lol All this talk and Norkfags know it.