How are you spending the holidays? >>Kansas >>At

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How are you spending the holidays?

>>Kansas
>>At home with wife and four white children
>>Spent day cleaning, fixing issues with the house.
>>Go to buy fireworks with children
>>Children wave 98-cent flags out the window.
>>Children one-upping each other with Youtube mamays... "Build the Wall!" "Make America Great Again" "Murica..Heck YEAH!".
>>Oldest child find super old bottle rockets in the shed (Can't buy them here). They still work though!
>>He climbs up a tree and everyone conspires to shoot him.
>>He laughs and shrieks as we purposely miss him.
>>Only set off small stuff for 10 mins, don't want to be the obnoxious people who set off big shit everyday leading up to the 4th.
>>Four year-old goes to bed crying because she only got to shoot off one firework, but consoled after I tell he she can set more off tomorrow.
>>Oldest girl (8) didn't want to shoot fireworks, she got a wild hair to set up the dining room in festive red/white/blue kitchen ware.
>>Tomorrow will be really fun.