How does it feel that USA took everything Great Britain tried

You know damn well this is heresy

>>132298106
Shit on by your own colonies? How's it feel mate?

You can't do that, teabags have staples in them!

>>132298106
I just bought another glock. How many guns do you have?

>>132297630

The UK is the Western Roman Empire.
London is Rome.
The USA is the successor Anglo Empire, analogous to Byzantine.
Washington is Constantinople.

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>>132298106
>B-Britannia rules the waves

>>132297630
>Heating up the water WITH THE TEABAG IN IT
Enjoy your piss-tier tea.

>>132297630
Isn't this gonna be too hot?

I refuse to believe this is a good idea, pouring the boiling water directly onto the teabag is very important to help the flavor diffuse. Furthermore, wouldn't this make the mugs handle too hot to touch?

>>132298283
no they don't

Microwave your tea if you really want, but I find something therapeutic in the whole boiling the kettle thing.
Microwaving it diminishes the tea experience imo, but hey, freedom n shit.

>cuppa

I'm British and find this term annoying. Imagining it in an American accent too is just horrible.

>>132298451
Just like Hiroshima.

>>132298319
How many foreskins do you have ?

>>132297630
>microwave water
UH OH
>>/wsg/1757051

Poopoo

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>>132297630
>there are Americans who honestly don't just use a kettle to heat up their water
Be a tool using human and select the correct tool
You wouldn't pound a nail with a crescent wrench, would you?

Peepee

fuck
>>>/wsg/1757051

STOP. APPROPRIATING. MY. CULTURE.

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>>132297630
Two can play at that game yank

I don't understand the autism here, it's just boiling water. what does it change if you boil it in the microwave, over a flame or with an electric kettle?

>>132298106
Their tea is better off in the Boston Harbor.

Here's a trick anon. Microwaved scrambled eggs. The ultimate bachelor breakfast. Thank me later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlLup5jVP9g

>>132299192
Microwaving it activates the atoms faster.

>>132298399
All that machinery to fight jewish wars. I would be proud aswell.

>>132299191
except rustlers is shit
probably better than british food tho

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>>132299064
The normal amount...
None.

>>132299224
the hundle is gonna be too hot this way

>>132298600
Microwaves don't really mess the handles up too much unless you microwave the water for way too long or have a shit-tier mug. That said, microwave tea is pretty bad.

>>132299310
Of course it's shit, what is your point

>>132298106
You know what goes well with tea? Making racist jokes and not going to jail for them.

>>132299348
>Being proud of being a cripple.

>>132298908
I can say it with muh suthern accent, will that be better?

>>132299348
>normal

enjoy your dry dick you jewish spawn of filth.

Can we just agree coffee is for subhumans no matter how you prepare it?

>>132299191
We have microwaveable burgers too. You haven't changed anything in the formula, you're just imitating us exactly.

Try harder next time.

>>132299348
man dont let the jews cut off your manhood and pretend they did you a favor. they did the same to me and thats why im a raging anti-semite

>>132299191
>Action packed trip to Detroit!

>>132299464
Enjoy your boyfriend Ahmed's dry dick, Sven.

>>132299175
USA is originally culturally british tho

>>132299191
You've gone too far this time!

>>132297630
Then why the fuck do you cunts boil water on a stove and not use a kettle :)?

>>132299637
Why is it always "ahmed" with you lot ?

>>132298106
>>132298451
>>132298600
>>132298682
>>132299064
>>132299117
>>132299132
>>132299175
>>132299191
>>132299194

kys

>>132299801
Unlike you we don't have many over here, so I just assume Ahmed is a popular name.

But you're probably the expert though.

>>132299432
SAVAGE
>>132297630
Not even limey but triggered

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>>132299064

>>132299759
They think spending $5 on a cheap plastic kettle is a waste but $10000 for air conditioning or quarter of a million fixing a broken leg is value for money

something something gommunisn

>>132299897
Alright jayquan

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>>132297630
You're god damn right.

>>132299528
Child spotted

>>132299759
Kettles are gay.

>>132299897
You know you have 3.3 million muslims compared to our 2.7 million right ?

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>>132300000
waste

>>132297630
>Put cup in
>Cup is piping hot
>Juice from clay seeps into tea changing flavor
Only an idiot would microwave a cup and drink from it.

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>>132298106
Tastes fine to me

>>132300301
3.3/300 Million

vs

2.7/65 million

>cuppa

Why do the English have slang from kindergarten tv shows

>>132300337
>Juice from clay

???

>>132300301
You know that is a higher percent of Brits than Americans fucking only 66 mil faggots

>>132300525
>http://imgur.com/a/ckqBu
This is why you don't microwave dishware.

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Muh feel when Americans do things "more proficiently."

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>>132298399
>>132298106
>B-Britannia rules the waves

>>132297630
Do Americans really microwave tea? I can understand hot chocolate, or even coffee to a certain extent, but fucking tea?

>>132297630
American here.
Electric kettles are actually pretty great and when I return back to the USA I'm going to get one. Quick tea, quick french press coffee, quick anything needing to be boiled.

>>132297630
Except GB's house voltage is twice that of the US. Any of their appliances that provide some kind of heating work twice as fast as ours do.

You ought to see what a house fan in GB can do. You can knock a small muzie stoop monkey off its feet from fifteen feet away.

>>132300554
>t. 56%

>>132300842
lmao @ you voltlets with your 110v

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>>132300554
>Americans talking about a % of undesirables.
USA has got to be the only country that consistently insults others with their own weaknesses.
It's like an African country calling another country low IQ.

>>132300767
>Electric kettles are actually pretty great
Just remember the ones in the US will require twice the time as one in GB

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>>132300847
200million*

>>132297630

>"Fuck you Dad!"

>>132298258
So you admit that you are our colony. :)

>>132297630
>Microwave tea/coffee.

Ewwwww. It completely ruins the milk and makes it taste like plastic.

Are you Americans just lazy or retarded? Is boiling water too hard for you so you use a microwave instead?

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>>132301067
-Squeeze-

>>132298908
You made my day. So this isnt a universal phrase there. I notice every bbc show is cuppa this and cuppa fucking that. I accepted it. But now I feel redeemed. Tell me more of this cuppa faggotry.

>>132301159
9/10 people dont know your shitty country exists Kiwi faggot
who cares about your opinion

>>132301159
It's the fake news organization that made Lancelot black. Even Americans don't stoop this low in reality.

>>132300337
>clay juice
Brazilian detected. Kudos for knowing what a microwave is though.

>>132301159
Microwave is faster. You put the milk in afterwards.

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>>132298399
>lost war to rice farmers
>lost ship to Shrimp collectors
you seriously can't make this shit up

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>>132300975
Most people who do that live in white states and havent seen any "minorities" in years
I havent seen a black or mexican in around 5 years

>>132299064
KEK

>>132301757
Is Serbia a country? never heard of it

>>132301757
>>132301898
WTF is a Serbia?

>>132301898
U n e d u c a t e d

I was in Virginia a few months back and there were no electric kettles anywhere. Are electric kettles just not a thing in America or is that just a state thing?

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>>132302032
What beautiful women you have!!

>>132299302

All bought from the Jew MIC with goy taxes too

>>132299348

>Jews tooke my foreskin

Its no wonder merifats call everyone cucks, its pure projection stemming from being emasculated at a young age.

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>>132301757
You know who we didnt lose to? Serbians.

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>>132300469
>3.3/300 Million
of which 20% are white

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>>132302154
Nothing can compete with your fair maidens!

>>132301955
It is one of the former USSR states, like Ukraine but smaller. Their sister state is Czechoslovakia. The share the same language and agriculture. Here is an interesting bit of trivia: In serbia men wear insulated house coats, the same as women do, because most homes are still heated the traditional way, with dried goat droppings.

>>132302032
Ease off, it has been a few years since we bombed them. Milisovich was like what, '97?

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>>132300975
USA is less than 1 percent muslim. I can count the numbers of muslims i've seen in real life with one hand.

>But le 56% !!!111!

It's more like 63% and if you include Hispanic whites like Ted Cruz that jumps up to 70%

>>132301067
>calling britcucks "dad"
Top cringe

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>>132302360
Ill give you that! But your Teeth are definitely the best friendo

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>>132302336
my father fought aggainst Blackwater mercenairies and mostly usa trops down at the Kosovo battlefield where they tired with the failed land invasion
his squadron managed to capture a few dozens of them(Academy PMC now)
he said that in his entire, he never saw that kind of human being
not exceptially good or bad
just that look those goyims had in their eyes
like a brain dead souless shell of an excuse for human being
complete emptiness

now wonder jew rule you
if we had 300 000 000 population we would have already colonised the space

>>132302739
>British teeth.jpg
>Posts an American.

>>132302637
>ted Cruz
>white
Pick one nigger

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>>132302739
Oof! Bad luck this time yank.

>>132302360
At least we don't have to worry about our cultural enrichments bombing us. Niggers would blow themselves up and Indians couldn't stay sober long enough to read the instructions.

>>132302821
Cool story faggot

>>132302882
He's whiter than any Mediterranean, I don't see why /pol/ doesn't consider Cubans and white Hispanics to be white.

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>>132302837
Beautiful cities like London!

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>>132303008
thanks goy

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>>132303068
Have you seen your capital city recently?

>>132297630
>microwave
>better
>cooks food uneven, makes too hot and ruins nutrition in many foods.
Sorry mircowaves are only good at speed, but are shit quality. Even FAST FOOD doesn't use mircowaves.

>>132299192

I don't even understand your autism here. It's just a question. What does it change whether you suck 10 or 20 cocks you're still a faggot.

>>132303091
Nice lesbian president btw, nation of """"redpilled"""" people

>>132297630
>Microwaving your tea

considered my autism triggered

>>132303169
Yeah they pretty much are only good at warming totally uniform foods which are predominantly made up of water. I would wager( pure speculation here) that the optimal thing to warm up in a microwave wold be a small cuppa water..

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>>132303167
Even out highest percentages are less than 1%, meanwhile your major cities are overrun.

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>>132303167
Nice and friendly neighbors! What a happy place Britain is!

>>132299629
We're right snoggered now, mum.

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>>132300721

Mr burger, remind me if you will who burned down who's capital city and president's house in that war?

I think we also stopped the burgers from invading Canada and trading with France.

>>132303457
>Says British. Posts Americans again.
Is this a meme?

>>132302245
lmao this is rich coming from the quintessential kike slave country. everytihng your coutnry did, was for the benefit of the redshields and it culminated in the loss of your empire and the creation of israel

heres a question: why did the uk give away their promised lands to jews
they didnt, their promised lands are the virgin islands
go suck ahemd cock fagot lmao

>>132300951
>What are amps

>>132299528
Agreed. Drinkers get what they deserve for smelling like shite.

>>132298908
amerifats are a bunch of retards, they do the same with other words trying to sound spanish and they only sound retarded. It is mostly lefties who do these things, anyways.

>>132303449
>c.2000
So before the (((refugee crisis))). It's probably a lot higher now, but they tend to congregate in one place (like say in dearbornistan) which will make things easier when it's time to remove them

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>>132303524
>Hides flag
>Mentions burning the white house
LEAF confirmed
we can discount everything it says

>>132303449
What's the percentage of negroes and spics? Surely more than 60% of your population are white, right?

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>>132303524
Wow congrats you sacked our undefended capital with a surprise attack.

Meanwhile in any New Orleans the British Army was defeated by a small contingent of militiamen.

>>132300701
>>http://imgur.com/a/ckqBu
that is fake as fuck, probably a japanese took that pic with some shitty ceramic.

>>132303310
yeah she is a cunt
WSHTF she's gonna be hanging from a tree
and we're talking about easier way for her to die
amongst others...

anyway it was a nice experience talking to a nigger with a keyboard
take care Jamal

>>132298106
I'm sorry for him, dad. We know we wouldn't even be here without you.

>>132298369
Therefore we can expect the US to resemble turkey soon.

>>132303910
Kys

>>132297630

worst way to heat water

>>132303910
Kys

>>132303991
Least we dont ALREADY resemble Iraq
Waiting on that next grenade attack in your capital

>>132303910
Kys

>>132303449
I live in Kentucky, 15 years ago I hardly saw muslims anywhere, now I see light bulb headed ethiopians and somalis running around everywhere. A place up the street that used to be a liquor store then a japanese market is now a halal meat shop with a holistic medicine shop next door. Id like to see that graph with todays %

>>132303872
Lmao stay mad faggot

>>132303654
We have barely let any in so the numbers haven't changed that much. The newest numbers I could find still say their population is around 1%.

>>132303793
We are 63% White plus 8% White Hispanic.

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>>132303524
Oh posting this so close to the 4th of July is an act of war!

>>132298106
>dad still thinks he's in charge
We're in charge here old man.

>>132304197
>We are 63% White
Man that's tragic. I guess that's why you try to bring down better places like the UK.
>White Hispanic.
Lol. Dat oxymoron.

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>>132304186
>using lmao
BTFO nigger

>>132299348
Having a Jew sick is nothing to be proud of.

>>132304426
s/sick/dick

>>132304197
>White
>Hispanic
pick one

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>>132304408
Straya cunt you arent much better
Tell me about that gook problem

>>132303910
kys

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>>132304408
Yeah bro these direct descendants of the Spanish Conquistadors totally aren't white.

>>132304611
Not actually that bad. It's actually the ones who aren't here who are more of a problem, with buying up land and housing.

>>132304734
Glad we agree there. What kind of idiot would think Moors and Aztecs were white, after all?

>>132304874
Better that descendants on prostitutes and degenerate criminals

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>>132304874

>>132305015
But they're that too? Or was that a jab at Australia, since you don't understand how colonisation happened?

>>132297630
From a country that doesn't have electric kettles.

>>132299064
YES! kick 'im in the balls

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>>132305114
Tell me all about that world history m8
Thats what you cunts are known for right? being smart

>>132304673
>>132304161
>>132304024
>>132303994
t. Inbred Yankee doodles complaining about having to repay for the massive cost of the French-Indian War

>>132301007
And to piggyback, the US ones tend to be shit. You will have to go high end to find one that survives our questionable water quality for any period of time.

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The number loyalist cucks ITT is appalling, and there just isn't enough ropes for them.

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>>132304874
>Le One Drop divide and conquer meme

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>>132305338
Plenty of Helis though

>>132305321
Correct. And aye, i guess someone better teach you about history, since Lord knows your ghastly schools don't do it for you.

>>132305401
>Blacks are actually white meme, so you might as well practice miscegenation
Apt picture, old boy.

>>132305338
>loyalist
>bad
Tragic. (((USA))) propaganda has taken too tight a grip on you.

>>132299432
Okay nigger.

>>132304874
>It's actually the ones who aren't here who are more of a problem
book a flight out of the country
i don't care where to
just book a flight
don't do a return one either

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>>132300842
That's great, but what do they do with the other six monkeys on the stoop

>>132305551
Im calling the police. Your going to jail crumpet

>>132305554
>A handful of slopes running food shops and massage parlours in Sunnybank is worse than China buying up all of our stations
Grow some perspective, bro.

>>132299432
47pbp

>>132305711
>grow up in the bush
>go to melbourne on holidays, once
>meet a few people and mention how the entire place is full of fucking foreigners
>get called racist
>get told that i'm "not a true aussie"

sounds like you're the one that needs perspective, mate. the cities aren't even australian anymore.

>>132303809
Firstly, Andrew Jackson killed men in their sleep and hid in a fort while we were forced to march onto said fort.
Secondly, it was only undefended because we had unequivocally wiped you the fuck out... in your own country.

>>132305931
Who won the war again?

>>132305689
Go on. I live in Sussex too. Should I add how much I hate those AIDs-infested faggots in Brighton?

>>132305893
>Melbourne
There's your problem. Brisvegas, Radelaide, Hobart, or even Sydney are nothing like that s'uthern shithole.

>>132297630
why did you post a picture of shit from the australian propaganda bureau then?

the only people who nuke tea/coffee are parents of small children

please try removing the kebab from europe

>>132306007
Well, considering how Americans love to claim it was a stalemate, we won it.
I mean, if you successfully defend your land and invade your enemies land, forcing their commander in chief to retreat, and ransacking their capital, then that is a victory in every mans' eyes.

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>>132306016

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>>132306073
You have no place in this discussion

>>132306073
Killing your allies is strictly prohibited under American honour... unless your ally is white.

>>132306152
I guess we are still a colony then
Could have sworn we weren't but im sure you know best

>>132306158
Ha! I wish the Sussex police were fascist. Now, that would make for some good fun. Unfortunately, they're not - hell, I saw a nigger on my bus yesterday, just to give a picture of fucked things are up.

>>132306031
sydney is even worse, adelaide is pretty good, brisbane used to be great but is now rapidly becoming shit, and don't you dare mention hobart, that's our national secret.

i just want this country to be australian again. the mentally retarded daughter of the air wasting son of a bitch 7 properties down from mine is more of an aussie than your average city dweller.

"a fair go" isn't our national motto anymore, it's "pretend to be an american and shame anyone who has a pair". there's nothing left of value in the cities.

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>>132298106

Do you even have the freedom to nuke your tea?

Can you even own microwaves in bongland?

>OI M8 BIN THAT WAVE!

>>132306388
Not unless they get there Microwave license

>>132306368
>sydney is even worse
Fewer trigger warnings, at least.

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>>132301074

My ancestor. :)

>>132306388
>EU was so power hungry they were planning to limit the wattage of kettles until brexit
They do now

>>132301074

Really reaching for that victory, huh?

>>132297630

>tfw when drinking hot tea brewed with hot water from an ELECTRIC kettle.

Bongs btfo

>>132297630
Jug boils water faster. Also I am triggered by the tea bag being microwaved more than the water.

>>132306300
The only land we even considered during that war was northern land to form a buffer against further American aggression.

Besides, think about it logically, why the fuck would we want America. The inhabitants hate us, so it would be impossible to impose any order or stability; there were more favourable lands elsewhere: we would have rather invested more into Gibraltar than America.

The basic truth is, there was no point in regaining America as it was strategically stupid.

>>132306629
That was put specifically to trigger

>>132306652
But WE lost the vietnam war though
You bongs are fucking retarded

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>>132306152

Oh wow, you ransacked an empty building after everyone important left it. I guess we really are still under British rule then, huh? Damn.

>>132306300
But, still - you are still a colony.

A colony of such loving people, who only want the best for me.

In 1776, you only traded one master for another. That's the truth they don't want to tell you. There is no such thing as freedom to you serfs.

>>132306365
Hell, I'd be just as shocked to see a white person on the bus here. What a world.

>>132306777

We didn't lose the Vietnam war, you poor uneducated lad. We won, democrats annulled the treaty we made and Vietnam fell after that.

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>>132298399

>>132306787
Lol. That's even better than the salt about the Portuguese fleeing to Brazil.

>>132306846
You mutt
Read the post i was replying to
He gave the same reasons why England won the revolutionary war that he uses to say we LOST the Vietnam war

>>132306846
The Vietnam War was a tool the globalists used to empower the Hippy movement. It was used to break down traditional culture, while they used the 1964 immigration act to replace our population. That's why JFK and LBJ were the two Presidents to push it the hardest. The President who pulled us out was a Republican, Nixon. (((They))) stopped pushing it when they realized they got all that they could out of it, took Nixon out, engineered the oil crisis and put Cuck Carter in to office. They tried the same thing with Korea by making it a (((UN))) police action, but we had Dwight "beware the military industrial complex" Eisenhower as President back then.
Vietnam wasn't really a war, and it was set up to be impossible to achieve a victory. Someone gained from it, though, and it wasn't America.

>>132306787
>Oh wow, you ransacked an empty building after everyone important left it.

Think about it. Your commander-in-chief fled at the mere thought of British troops paying a visit. The man who was supposed to personify the 'defiance' and 'constitution' of the American people, showed only weakness and fear: Pathetic!

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump turned blood-orange when he heard May would be visiting him.
I guess it's in your nature to be fearful of us; we are after all everything you have desired.
Don't deny it! America has always wanted an Empire of their own, a chance to say they're the superpower. You claim the Philippines, half of Samoa, Puerto Rico - and other small islands; is that really the extent of your power? And even then, you hardly hold control of those colonies of you! Pathetic. And, yet you call yourself 'The Greatest Empire to Grace Earth'. Truly, such an act of bestowing a flamboyant title like that is both a sign of desperation and hopeless desire.

But, I guess you can always call yourself a superpower, what with finance and London controlling you...

>>132307090
The only mutt here is you.

We were talking about the War of 1812, unless of course Andrew Jackson fought in the Revolutionary War and won you New Orleans in 1776?

>>132307344
>Start war for independance from Britain
>Become independant from Britain, getting exactly what you want
Britain- "Y-you Lost!"

>>132307527
War of 1812 is when the Whitehouse got burnt you fucking nigger. It is a different war than the revolutionary war

>>132299464
Please don't bully me. This trend is changing. I had no control over it

>>132307672
Semantics you dirty ape

>>132300000
Nice get. Nothing else.

>>132307527
I guess you are too scared to discuss the War of 1812. Too many bad memories? Did your ancestor get cucked by a burly British soldier? I don't blame his wife for cucking him. American men are weak, effeminate, and delirious.

Do you know, in our culture - which is the world culture - we have two stereotypes for you Americans: the arrogant, stupid and failure of a human and the cuckolded hipster.
Naturally, we don't need anymore as you Americans only come into those two packages. I guess your little masters don't want to spend more money on updating your socio-cultural lifestyle to accommodate the freedom to be something more.

>>132300337
>Juice from clay seeps into tea
I love this place.

>>132297630
>How does it feel that USA took everything Great Britain tried to do and made it better and more efficient?
The child should always build upon and exceed the father's work. Proud of you, m'boy.

>>132307942
You arent even allowed to buy a plastic knife without a full background check
I could care less about some dirty peasants your great great great grandfather may or may not have killed
Im living it up now and your grand-kids are gonna be Muslims

>>132307817
>Treaty of Paris signed in 1783 by the Brits themselves acknowledges the USA as its own independent state
>But somehow the War of 1812 was about the US trying to gain independence from Britian
Face it. Your a retard who thought the War of 1812 and revolutionary war were the same thing. On the eve of America's birthday for godssake. Entomb yourself in trumps wall

>>132307942
Actually, it's a very interesting period in our history. We had our first foreign war in 1807, then the war of 1812, the Mexican American war 30 years later, and then the Civil War. It's pretty amazing we survived the first 100 years.
Pretty good reading is about the battles along the Great Lakes in upstate NY, as well as the Battle of York. If it weren't for dealing with Napoleon at the time, you guys would probably have retaken the US, and we would be known as a short lived rebellion. I'd assume we would have been merged with Canada when they gained their independence.

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>>132303701
Shitty oc

step your game up

>>132308180
You can tear off a hijab but you can't tear off your skin.

>>132308271
>Start a war against Britain
>Lose

>Fight against Mexicans
>Win, but that's expected

>Civil War
>Win, because even if you lose you still win. Also, because Americans are too cucked to follow their founding principles.

>>132308271
>Dominion of Canada and New England
>Commiefornia to the west and Quebec to the north
Justin Trudeau would be prime minister for life guranteed.

>>132307942
You realize the idiot American tourist stereotype only exists because the American economy was so strong that even retards could afford to fly overseas, right? Or did you not consider that fact?

>>132308765
Despite the memes, I think it would be an interesting alternate history. I'd assume that due to Canada's small population the combined country would look more like the US politically.

>>132308670
>Too cucked to follow their own principles
A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND!

>>132308109
Thanks dad.

>>132298908
Well you shouldn't be imagining it in an American accent because that the ABC of Australia.

>>132308271
>Actually, it's a very interesting period in our history.
Agreed. May not like it, but it is a damn interesting thing to check out. I doubt that the USA would have been retaken though, NapoopaN or not. At that stage it was more beneficial as a trading partner than the cost of the effort to retake and hold it.

>>132308935
Yes but this is a US where the rebellion failed so we wouldn't have nearly as a spirit of independence/conservative outlook.

>>132299123
>water boils either way
>microwave does it faster

It's not like you're trying to cook meat.

>>132308832
>Tourist
Who said anything about tourists.
I mean, everyone has their stupid people, but you have ONLY stupid people.

>>132298106
>>132301074

fucking rekt

>>132309329
Might be psychosomatic, but it just doesn't taste the same.
Besides, for tea, you really only want the water heated to 85-90 degrees. Less for green tea. Any more and you risk burning the leaves rather than having them steep correctly (for 3-5mins).

>>132309203
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Niagara
Got to visit this place not too long ago. It's amazing how many battles were fought in that region for a long time. I think that absent Napoleon, Europe would have maintained more of her colonies, and remember, Britain still had most of her holdings. I think it would have been much more beneficial for them to retake the US than trade with us.
>>132309273
Well, there would have been a significant guerrilla operation. At that point we had been independent for two generations. Just food for thought and it would be fun to speculate.

>>132309648
I'd take an electric kettle any day. Most hotels in Asia have electric kettles and instant coffee rather than the single cup brewers we have here. I hate to say it, but I much prefer having constant hot water and the ability to make a cup of coffee quickly without any mess.

>cuppa
i'v literally not and 1 cup of coffee my entire life and the existence of that word ensures such a thing will never happen

>>132297630
>better and more efficient
More like cheap and mediocre.

>>132309427
lel v edgy comeback from a guy whose country is full of people who elect officials who pass laws to make it illegal to own baseball bats.

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>>132300747
We don't drink tea.

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>>132309720
>I think that absent Napoleon, Europe would have maintained more of her colonies
True. But i think it might have been more beneficial to like France and Spain/Portugal than the UK. Just my theory, of course.
>I think it would have been much more beneficial for them to retake the US than trade with us.
Yes and no. There's a lot more involved with owning a colony that just swapping some goods. If we assume the first rebellion was successful, but was then retaken, there would absolutely have been a second.

>>132309844
Yea, can't stand that. Sucked when i was traveling the West coast USA. Had to rely on boilers in hotel dining rooms. Friends of mine actually bought a kettle to take there, and they gave it to some randoms outside a Walmart before they came home, and apparently the people had no idea what it was.
Fortunately the East coast is a lot more tea/kettle friendly. Probably because of all the tea factories.
Also, nothing beats this bad boy for all your water heating needs.

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>>132303167

>>132297630
Use electric kettle faggot

>Americans literally have video instructions on youtube about how to use electric kettle

>>132310328
I agree, it would be interesting to see what would happen if they had to weigh the benefits of outright ownership over favored trading partner. You are correct in that Continental Europe stood a better chance of maintaining colonies if they hadn't been involved in the Napoleonic Wars. What's interesting to me is that Germany and Italy, two very much non-colonial European nations, seem to have benefited the most for the decline of France and Spain. All of their African colonial pursuits in the 19th century wouldn't have happened if France hadn't been smacked down so hard. I think that Napoleon changed the course of Western history more than any other leader to be honest.
Also, this is one American who wouldn't trade his electric kettle for anything. I don't even drink tea, but it's nice to have boiling hot water in a moment, whenever you need it.

>>132310839
I was looking for a video of Alton Brown talking about how useful they are and I came across this retardation. Are you spying on me?

>>132297630

you've never tasted real hot water unless it was heated with a cheap electric kettle

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>tfw Australia is more British than the UK itself at this point

>>132297630
thank god idiots like you are actively shortening their own lifespans.
it's like "wtf? i love globalists now"
i can certainly understand their contempt for the masses.

>>132310948
check you firewall :^)

>>132310899
>What's interesting to me is that Germany and Italy, two very much non-colonial European nations, seem to have benefited the most for the decline of France and Spain.
Indeed, but they still had the shit kicked through them like the rest. Without Napoleon, we would probably have seen a similar type of war anyway. But most likely starting in the colonies (so says my headcanon).
Though i'm always curious about how Russia would have fared without Boney hitting up Moscow. Like what a more powerful UK/Russian alliance would have been worth.

Heating liquids in the microwave is among the dumbest things you can do. You can inadvertently superheat water in a microwave which will cause it to explosively flash boil when disturbed. And this can result in 3rd degree burns.

>>132311052
Meanwhile in the real world life expectancy in the West is higher than ever.

>>132303590
>everytihng your coutnry did, was for the benefit of the redshields
this cannot be stated enough

the only reason the UK exists is because it was an easily defended refuge for the jews. they sacked the church and financed world domination. totally on the back of the jews.

the renaissance was entirely germans and italians. All anglo accomplishments are American for that sweet moment of time we were free from the JEWISH crown.

Now that we're jewed, they laugh. like crabs in a bucket. But we WILL rise again, even now as the freest nation in the world. we're even less cucked that the jews so BUCKLE THE FUCK UP YOUR TURNCOAT FUCKING FAGGOTS.

WE'RE GONNA FREE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE

>>132311198
True, but they weren't the losers of an international war, they suffered damage, sure, but they didn't have to deal with the consequences of a revolution and then the loss of a war. Clean up the damage, good to go, then colonize Africa. One of the unsung heroes of European colonization was Sweden, believe it or not. My home state was actually founded as a Swedish colony 450 years ago.
I'm no expert on Russian history, but I'd be willing to bet that the constant invasions from the West were comparable to invasions from the South and East that Russia has suffered. I think that the Russo-Japanese war and the lack of colonies has shown that they are great at protecting their homeland, but projecting force has never been strong there. I'm speculating, maybe some RussiaBro can educate me.

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>>132311352
They put labels on them now, for people who can't into physics.

>>132311617
Wow, at least they used pictographs so the illiterate can understand it as well...

>>132311595
>projecting force has never been strong there

One of the largest area nation states has never been strong at projecting force?

>>132311720
I'm talking 2-300 years ago. There weren't any Russian colonies or Russian expansionism. Sure, with ICBMs and Bombers anyone can project force now. I was thinking more about the Russo-Japanese war and things like that.

>>132311352
Don't fill your container to the fucking brim and it won't be a problem.

>>132311352
>>132311617

Those were just isolated cases. I microwaved water earlier today.
Most microwaves have a turn table that prevents the water from standing too still, disrupting the surface tension.


Also, what numb nut puts a metal spoon in the microwave?

>>132298283
Staples aren't big enough to cause arcing.

>>132311832
>200-300 years ago
>no Russian colonies or expansionism

Alaska and Caucuses?

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>>132312203
I stand corrected. I was shooting from the hip with personal knowledge, which unfortunately, is lacking when it comes to Russian colonialism.

>>132312053
The only thing that happens to the spoon is that it gets hot. I don't see how that is bad if you submerge it into the liquid you want to heat anyways.
>isolated cases
You still don't want to become one of them.

>>132297630
that yearly reminder that before we had the Taliban and ISIS the Americans were 'insurgents'

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>>132312549
this fucking reminds me of your bidet defense

>it's hygenic
first off: no it's not hygenic. you apply soap in the shower you fucking retards. water holds bacteria. We put water into silver containers before we drink it because it kills the bacteria.

second: a fucking HOT SPOON in your water still has to be removed by hand. Not even mentioning the fact that metal in a microwave is fucking electrified

>hurr it only gets hot
fucking yuropoors.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE of your fucking EXISTENCE. I hate you people. You have the FUCKING NERVE to call Americans stupid. FUCK YOU for propagating that BULLSHIT. you JEWED OUT FUCKING CUNTS

>>132313547
crabs in a bucket, man. all the yuropoor has are SHOTS fired from their brainwashed jewish minds.

>>132313821
>water holds bacteria
Not in first world countries, where tax money don't go to warlords and banksters but are put into maintaining public infrastructure.

>second
Use a towel.

>electrified
Nothing dangerous about that as long as you don't touch it while it's being microwaved.

>fucking yuropoors
You mad, burger? :^)

>>132314148
>Not in first world countries
YEAH TOTALLY YOURE NOT SHOOTING A BIRTH CONTROL COCKTAIL UP YOUR ASS IN YURUP BECAUSE MAGICAL YUROPOOR WATER IS FROM GOD

K I L L Y O U R S E L F

>>132313821
I have a bidet in my house anon. I like to clean my AR-15 while I get my ass nice and clean. Do you have a problem with that?

>>132311547
>Because the industrial revolution started in Murica

k

>>132314338
We solved the problem by modernizing our waste processing.
Nothing you could do in the US because it would cost money that Soros wouldn't get then.

>>132314527
Just taking a wild guess without looking it up, but Birmingham and England's industrial heartland it where it began.

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>>132300721
> USS United States

>>132300469

What's the difference...we're both fucked in the end....

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>>132306521
>EU to ban high-energy hair dryers, smartphones and kettles
Wew fucking lad.

>>132306787
Do...
Do you know that the war for independence and war of 1812 are different?

Are... Are you retarded?

>>132297630
That's the Australian ABC, not the American ABC.

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>>132314685
We glorify the nation, not the man.
>Bismarck

>>132299064
Not like this

>>132315112
I have a box with like 150 of them.
>t. Rabbi

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Independent colonies, they're like little children. Always fighting. They should return under the rule of Her Majesty to resume their former glory.

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>>132315374
You guys missed out on the best part
>German immigrants

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>>132297630
>microwaving tea

6/10

i dont know why i keep coming back here

>>132315532
Blame the fucking Spaniards for that

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>>132299232
or hardboil 12 eggs at once and have breakfast for 3 days, that shit looks disgusting.

>>132299348

Good goyim

>>132299348
(((normal))) amount

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>>132315586
You bent them over, and we benefited from their New World Fire Sale.
Thanks for Chubby Brown, btw, he cracks me the hell up.

>>132316054
Any time my rebellious child. We would dick about the Spanish and French any day of the week back then.

>>132297630
Switching to an electric kettle was the best decision I made in my morning routine though.

>>132297630
>How does it feel that USA took everything Great Britain tried to do and made it better and more efficient?
Ooh, tea in the microwave. That will piss off some Brits.

>>132316266
Wouldn't it be great to go full George III on the world together?
>The good old days

>>132312417
>lost colony in Djibouti

JUST

>>132316849
I'd assume the Italians stole it from them.

>>132316430
Oh yes indeed. Maximisation of the anglosphere.

>>132316881
The fact that English is basically the world's lingua franca is impressive. One tiny Island made the world what it is today, I'm proud to share your genes my English friend.

>>132306368
Adelaide is pretty fucking bad... I don't understand it. When I was young Australia was 95% white... Now it feels like it's only 50%

>>132317099
God Bless you beautiful American creature

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>>132303498
KEK
I wish I still had this saved

>>132301773
All them niggers in the South and yet the states still go red. Couple counties in Illinois with nigger majority and the whole state goes blue.

>>132317301
I lucked out, I had an English Grandfather (in the American Marines) who got to fight in the Pacific and and a German Grandfather who was in the Wehrmacht.

That's OUR abc you retard

>>132297630
>radioactivating your fluoride before gulping it down

>>132297630
>has to use a microwave because they cant invent a kettle

why are burgers so dumb

>>132318200
Everything has to be stainless steel and the counters must be completely clear. This is the burger mentality. Kettles are clutter.

>>132314338
>SHOOTING A BIRTH CONTROL COCKTAIL UP YOUR ASS
Maybe this should be the norm in Detroit?

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>>132297630
gr8 b8 m8
you deserve every single reply

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Fun Fact:
Americans can't have electric water kettles because of their weak electric grid.

>>132298451
Real tea needs ice anyway

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>>132298258
>Shit on by your own colonies? >How's it feel mate?
america is 60% "hispanic" (that's dark-brown mexicans to you and me)
americans can't speak english; talk to any "american" and you'll never get anywhere
"america" is an Italian word
americans are either all filthy racist bible-thumping maniacs or far-left communist open-border loonies
americans are indistinguishable from jews - just look at any hollywood movie
america is on its last legs

>>132319147
So should we be New Dudley or New Tower Hamlets?

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>>132319350
america is a breakaway immigrant nation with no permenance
in other words, a jewish empire

You even did the ethnic suicide thing much better and more efficiently.

>>132298283
It's fine.