>blocks your path Why aren't you serving in your country's

I did, 4 years in the chairforce

>>132289595
die

>>132289361
Because I'm not a faggot and I don't want to fight for some cancerous leftist government.

very manlet and skinny anon

>>132289650
that's the army and marines job

Iraq war was habbening when I turned 18.

>>132289361

Do you think they took it in every hole after this photo?

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because my degree would be useless if i would guck around during 5 years.

As most degree tend to get old within 5 years.

Maybe i'll train like 1 year or two after this civil pilot 1500h shyet.

>>132289753
kek

I got rejected by the Marines for some mental health stuff. In retrospect, I'm glad I did, because I would have been enlisting in the summer of 2001, meaning that I would've certainly been sent to the frontline of Afghanistan and/or Iraq.

>>132289361
My military will be the one we might have to fight so no please

>>132289781
they are hot af

>>132289361
>MTAR's
What did they mean by this?

>>132289361

Why do leafs start such retarded threads?

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>>132289944
If a ww3 Start you will still be sent.

So stop being a nigger faggot and go fight for sum freedom

>>132289361
enlisting next year

Did 4 years, went to Afghanistan and put bandages on ANA retards who got blown up or rolled their shitty Toyota Hilux. Got my undergrad paid for, became a firefighter; decided I hate dealing with nogs every day and transitioned to a 90k/yr job in the defense industry and live in a comfy home with minimal darklings outside of DC.

Because I'm not gay.

>>132289361
Do I look like a servant to you my welfare queens?

>>132289361
Because I'm not a corporate, Zionist tool

those are some big guys. i couldn't serve because i'm pee shy

>>132290166
no but the kraut military is going to be occupied with killing all of the hadji's they let into their country.
It's the same story for you too, frog

Because I'm not a dog to crawl in dirt and follow every dumb command for a year.

Because I'm opposed to militarism.

>>132289361
Cause look at my flag. Why would i fight wars for (((them)))

>not serving in the navy
Its like you don't even want to snort coke off a korean hookers ass during shore leave.

>>132289361
I am.

>>132289361
Asthma.

>>132289361
I don't want to spend 8 years fighting for a block in mosul

>>132289361
Because I already did, and realized I wasn't fighting for America I was fighting for the jews.

>>132290514
Seems like a good way to get court martialed

>>132290418
unpatriot detected

https://youtu.be/nrxgAwuKxec

Cause I'm going to be a cop. We have to fix the shit in America before branching out into these other countries.

>>132290423
You are an insult to that flag faggot

>>132290472
I left with a gold star (lel) on my resume and shilled them for about $500k between tuition and the housing stipend money, depends how you view it but I came out on top because I didn't watch all my friends literally die or fake having PTSD so long I've convinced myself I do have it like all these thank me for my service faggots you see around.

>>132289361
I got caught with some weed when I was 15 and Obama's administration said that meant I wasn't good enough to be a marine.

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>>132289361
'cause it serves the biggest kike of them all

>>132289361
Cuz I'm a fat piece of shit who can't run.

>>132289944
It's good to get training. Hopefully you don't get sent to Kuwait or something in the process, ha.

>>132290854
Ive always liked the brits, they are such honest people

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>>132289361
because all males 17-45 are already part of the US Militia

but leaf cucks wouldn't know what it's like to listen to your President speak at a Freedom Rally while you lovingly stroke your AR-15 and Freedom Boner, would they?

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>>132289361
Cause I see you have chicks who can't even do 3 pullups. I can't support a nation that lets women join its military for the sake of diversity.
At least I know when I overthrow that country, its armies greatest weakness will be 'lifting something heavy'.

>>132290678
The contract army might not be as bad, but the mandatory service is senseless and maddening waste of time. Makes your brain rot.

>>132290634
>implying the captain isn't right there doing it too

>>132289361
>dying for greater israel and a multi-culti gender-bending nation
NO THANKS (fuckers wont let me join because asthma which I never even need a puffer for)

>>132289781
Definitely. I wonder what the girls were doing?

I'm not gay enough.

>>132291071
The military is 90 percent white Christian, all you have to end kike world domination is convince them of the truth, same way with the 150,000 million white americans who privately own enough guns to arm each and everyone of them twice.

>>132289361
I tried to join but my felony conviction made it impossible. So instead I decided to start my own militia.

>>132291336
This man knows his shit

i'm a dual citizen, so i can't become a commissioned officer

>>132290360
Hold your breath until you pee, works every time.

>>132289753
>tfw

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>>132289753
>tfw in the army

>>132289361
Because jews

>>132289361

Because I make a lot of money and I don't want to be subordinate to affirmative action niggers, stronk women, and low-IQ morons who barely made it out through their ROTC program.

>implying intelligent people join the military unless they have no other options

Because dying for a culture of consumerism is fucking stupid?

>>132291466
Are you memeing? Because I am shipping in a few months and am pee shy too. Does this work?

>>132289361
It's total man power is like 5 people, unless your talking about the navy. I'm not joining the navy because its for faggots.

>>132291679
No just drink an absolute fuckton of water until you simply can't resist the primal urge to piss.

>>132289856
>But muh Colgan

Seriously, what are you planning on doing to get your 1500, CFIing, or something else

>>132289676
THIS!!!!!

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>>132289361

already am

I have 3 years left on my contract please save me

>>132289753
lol, pussy, afraid to die eh? you should be killed for being scared to die

I do
I work as an inventory clerk for the armed forces. Pay is decent and there's a lot of room to move up

>>132291844
Wish it was that easy. At MEPS I drank water all fucking day, had to piss like a horse. Come to the urinal, big black sarg standing behind me and suddenly I have zero urge to pee. Only way I managed to give them a urine sample was when I went in for a second try, there was no more people (everyone else had gone already) and the observer kinda went over to talk to the med techs in the corner. Even then it took me forever, I really need to get over this soon.

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>>132289361
My goal was to get into the navy get a wife and make a family. Should have went reserves. Was depressed over what I thought was a year worth of jumping hoops when I wasn't offered a job. Thinking about it if my Dad didn't "help" I would stand a better chance for getting in. Father just yelled at me for the millionth time over shit I cant control. Then I got red pill on marriage.

So the motivation to work hard, risk life for a higher then 50% chance of losing it all if you add occupational risks. That and I feel I be taking a spot of a better solider. I plan on being drafted once WWIII/civil war starts. My new found believe in God after decade of Atheism is the right choice. Sticking it out so I can go to Heaven. Do good when I can, otherwise depression, games, anime, art and beer till then. Trying to stay away from beer.

>>132292515
Military isn't hard, it's full of tards. I was a high level neet and now I'm normal thanks to having to man up or get a dishonorable discharge/possibly be jailed - give it a shot brah.

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>unironically dying for Jews

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>>132290365
probably but i'll not be a pussy and i'll go.

You could tell this story to your children my dude

>>132289361

You can always tell when people don't know english.

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>>132290423
Guys Guys Guys lets talk.
-ISIS:.....
-You and your wife: So yes its not that we refuse to be muslim or that we like cutting ppl head off. But i thing you guys should chill i lit-
-ISIS: Oh shyet he right lets get the fuxk out.

>>132289361
>"I went to school for seven years to get an advanced degree and now make 6 figures at 25. Also, being a meat shield for jewish globalists seems silly to me."

Do jewish children join the US military? Nope. They do what I did.

>>132293532
this is what morons actually believe.

>>132293861
>inbred trailer trash who couldn't get a real job thinks "his service" for Israel matters


Imagine my shock

>>132289361
Lol, supporting the EU.

Are you retarded, bruv?
I'm waiting to watch this burn.

>>132292022
Probably like if im on the top 100 i'll get these free 1500h.

Otherwise i'll do a private school and i'll pay it by blowing 100.000 cocks for 1$ each.

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>>132289361
great meme war of 2016 veteran here, I did my part

>>132289361
Fuck that.

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>>132289361
It's a nice place, but I'd never fight for the fucked up values it represents.

>>132289361
I'm in a wheechair

>>132289361
hahahahahahaha yea sure ill fight for Canada hahahahhahahaha

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>>132294657
you're also a leaf so doesn't really matter

>>132289361
But I am.

I'm in Gendarmeria.

Dieing for the Jew war machine, no thanks.

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>>132292022
Why would i join the army when i struggle not to kill myself already ?

I don't trust the people in charge

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>>132295009
we'll all die because of this machine soon enough.

Better be trained

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>we aren't you on my team bro!?!? XD

pic related

>>132294924
vos les diste botellitas de agua a los fans del indio

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>>132289753
savage

>>132289753
I kek'd irl.

>>132289361
Because everyone on these boards is a fat, lazy, ignorant Nazi. You can smell their shit and piss in the lower left hand corner of the screen every time you log on.

I served 10 years in the Army. And the very thought that I was protecting scum like THIS?

Holy fucking shit. We need to take everyone on these boards behind the chemical shed and put a bullet in their brain pans.

>>132294317
Wait, I didn't realize you you were a frig, I guess its different than in the states. I don't know if it would make sense, but if you came over here and joined a flying club, you could do it stupid cheap. Cost of living is nothing in rural america too. But then again I see why you would shoot for one of those cadet programs.

>>132289361
Mandatory service done, now fuck off kiddo.

>>132290943
Hey do you guys need an extra state?

>>132289361
I am

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>>132295379
thank you.
Killing wife and children in africa who where actually defending againt this invation.

Getting some blowy Jowy from 7 years old In africa for sum biscuit.

bringing peace to middle east by killing husain and khadafi.

>>132289361
Already am.

>>132289361
I do though

>>132291679
No, it works. You have to feel it. Holding your breath causes your prostate to relax and then you pee eventually.

>>132295546
no commies allowed

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>>132295438
Its free here^^ if you're really good...
Otherwise you're fucked up.

But since poor work as fuck to get this willy wonka gold ticket.

And rich kids snore cock and drink as soon as they got into the school, Things equal by themself.

Hope you will make it buddy ;)

>>132296019
What is California Alex.

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>>132289361
Are those kike-guns?

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>>132296366
looks like it, tavors

>>132296046

Good luck, try not to use up too much of it in the air.

>"Less than symbol serving the Jews."

~Me irl

>>132289361
>was waiting for conscription year
>gov suddenly suspends conscription
>now the only way to enter the military is to pass a national competition
>my body is beta, my mind is alpha and I am funnelled through almost free college and sheit
>now that I wish I had joined, I am too old for a first-line contract (I am not a STEM graduate + most positions require you to be 30 at most)
>anyway, had I opted for the army they would have chosen some wog Southerner instead of me. Wogs make the best grunts.

t. Italian

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>>132290678
Fun fact: this two best Russian patriots didn't served in the active military service so it actually most patriotic act citizen can do.

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>>132296609
Ukrainian cuckolds lmao

>>132297123
Admit it... Putin was doing way better shit than larping with a kalashnikov when he was younger

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>>132289753
Army here, I laffed

>>132289753
God damn anon.

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>>132295102
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>implying I don't already

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>>132296653
im not rich ^^ im a neet gonna be a normal fag. feels great men

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>>132295379

>this thing and its dependapotamus leeched off my taxes for 10 years

Why dont you kys like all the other shits who get back from traveling the world on our dime to find their fat wives getting dicked by all their best mates

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>>132289361
I tried. The physical is actually how I found out I was dying. I thought I was just a lazy piece of shit but in reality I was in congestive heart failure.

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>>132289361
and that's why we do it boys!

>>132289361

Because i'm not going to fight for this globalist leftist shit government or israeli interests. No thx.

>>132289361
Already have. Its an affirmative action determines ranking shithole full of idiots and angry blacks claiming you called them nigger to get a promotion and choice of duty station.

The rest of it, basically, go to any jail and thats a step above how the military treats its enlisted. Dont buy tje "after basic training you can do whatever you like, live off base, drive a car." Its all lies.

You spend more time getting lectured over.drugs and alcohol and dont rape, dont drink and drive, fuck it you cant drive. They dont want to risk losing a white boy to a car accident when they need us to die in the middle east so they can complain about the war they all voted for.

>>132289753
Its the chair force that always "oops dropped a bomb in your position instead of abu."

Air Force is second only to the VA for kill count of American troops.

I. shitpost.

I'm waiting until things heat up to the point that war is unavoidable.

Instead of being drafted and dying as a Marine I'm going to volunteer for the chairforce as soon as talks are on for reinstating the Draft.

Sucks to be a young man in times of war but I sure as fuck am not going to wait around and get listed to get slaughtered overseas.

our military is full of women and trannies and there isn't even a war right now

>>132289361
I'm not going to die for any sand niigers and their conflicts guarantee theyy be doing the same shit in 10 - 20 years again, I would only join when the country gets invaded or a civil war breaks out.

>>132289361
cause I don't want to get BTFO by rice farmers in my life

If my homeland was in danger I wouldn't hesitate. But that's not the case. I won't fight like wars. But fuck the training would be nice.

>>132289361
Why should I? We don't have any enemies aside from shitskins that come here trying to derail trains and the average grunt doesn't do anything about that. I'm really not interested in being shipped off to some hellhole so I can die trying to keep the peace between two groups of animals. I'd join if we were threatened in some way but other than that, no need.

>>132289361
Chaptered out for DUI, aint like the good ol days where they let that shit slide. I was an AB in a weapons squad so i was replaceable.

Officers get DUIs and just get moved to new unit, whole Army systems fucked

>>132296670
thats the greater than symbol you tard

I'm torn because I want to serve, but I A) have a pretty good job as is, and B) can't see how its morally justifiable unless we were fighting an actual enemy, not just goatfuckers who we're better off just banning from entering in the first place

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I do.

It's a 4week shitfest every year filled with alcohol, weed, games and anime

>>132289361
I will if I end up doing nothing with my Life. It's almost a tradition in the North of England.

I'm going to Uni this year, and by the time I'm 24 I reckon that it'll be too late.

>>132289361
I did.
>>>/bant/

>>132289944
Als ob die deutsche Bundeswehr linksversifft oder regierungstreu ist.

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>>132289753

No private poop spot

>>132298644
>Air Force is second only to the VA for kill count of American troops
Nope. Suicide is the leading cause of death among active duty military members

yeah you are right, I should go die for Israel and the right for white women to guzzle black cum and pump out a ghetto of niglets

>>132289361
Nothing personal akhi

*detonates suicide bomb*

>>132311835
>ghetto of niglets
is that one of those terms for a group of animals like a murder of crows or a parliament of owls?

>>132298317
Holy shit well I hope you got that taken care of.

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>>132289753
not bad

I did anon. Too old to now, but did my time with the USAF. No regrets, had a great time there.

>>132289361

I did, and you?

>>132289361
I wanted to but I found out I had diabetes at age 14. Feels bad man

>>132289753
Roasting this severe constitutes as friendly fire.

>>132289361

Because my military only fights wars for Israel.

>>132289361

Drug conviction. I wanted to join the Navy about 3 years ago, but that was when the Dem's were downsizing the armed forces and they were using any excuse to refuse someone. I was clean by that point but it didn't matter.

Now I work in web/mobile dev so it turned out okay, I guess.

>>132289361
>(((Tar-21)))
That's why. Fucking kikes always benefit from western military action.

26 years old and working a dead end pizza job. Thinkin of joining the air force as security forces for the training and discipline. It'll come in handy in the future and with the housing allowance and health care it should give me enough cash to dump a white baby in my gf.

>>132316539
Good goy, fight for schlomo to receive financial security. Very redpilled.

>>132289361
Fighting wars for kike oligarchs backing pootin is almost like fighting wars for israel, and i dont feel like proud JewSA citizen yet.

>>132289361
>Tavors
Good to know who's arming you, banderowskie ścierwa. Too bad those girls won't meet poor soldier boys outside the propaganda photoshoots, they desire men in new Mercedes

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>>132289361
I can't wait to watch my country renege on its compensation package via VA antics.

>>132316790
From what I've read security forces rarely leave the base. More like guard some nuke base in North Dakota for 3 years and get out with a whole shit load of training that could help me fight back if/when the culture war goes hot

>>132289361
because since the Paris attacks, french soldiers stick to guarding synagogues and mosques, and that's not my idea of defending a nation.

>>132317552
Still a cog in a jewish machine, I'd prefer not to help them in any way whatsoever. Even being a fucking mercenary is better than being a jewish pawn. I'd become a contractor myself if there wasn't such an emphasis on having experience, at least they get to choose their work and the pay is much better than being a goy soldier.

>>132289361
Because most of western european armies serve traitor goverments.

>>132289361
>because I am not mentally retarded

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>>132289753
silly cuck

>>132298644
>forgetting drop shorts

Gun bunnies do a good job of friendly fire as well.

>serving for a country I hate

No.

>>132289361
look at my flag

>>132319193
Trump wearing Patton cosplay

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>>132289361
I volunteered for service during a time of war full well knowing the risks and rewards. How many of you can say the same?

>>132295357
how else would you kek?

>>132289361
because I am a weak piece of shit and would be no more than target practice for the enemy

>>132289361
4F.

>>132320901
Too bad you didn't die for Israel, you deluded fuck

there's no wars

i'd just be doing a civilian job in a stupid uniform

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Because I'm not some cuckold willing to die for some Jewish State that wants to destroy my race. I have better aspirations in life than to be a tool.

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>>132289753
top kek