Merkel will visit my small hometown in September, two days before the elections. She wants to talk to and with the people here.
Diggits decide, what I will do.
>>132267153
You know what to do anon and don't forget to plan your escape.
>>132267153
Spit on her face.
>>132267287
Reroll
Bewirf sie mit einem Döner.
>>132267153
Oh boy.
Here we go.
>>132267153
You know what you must do. And you must do it for the good of mankind.
>>132267153
Dress up as a slime and rape her
>>132267153
You know what to do get it 100% percent done.
No survivsl for her.
Dress as pepe and ask how many immigrants she has in her house
>>132267287
>don't forget to plan your escape.
I lost all hope for a escape of this mess, Anon. There will be no need for that.
>>132267772
Almost...almost.
The faith of humanity rest in your hands.
>>132267287
Roll
>>132267899
>>132267911
Oh boy. I need costumes...
Equate internet surveillance as facism.
Kys
>>132267772
roll
Save the world Anon.
>>132267153
shout PEPE like the guy did with hillary
>>132267153
Lynch.
>>132267287
Rolling
stay at home and masturbate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMt4gZCRug8
>>132267153
Ask her why she hates her own country so much that she won't be caught dead with the flag and prioritises violent third world MEN over her own people.
Anon for the good of us all
>>132267153
assassinate her with a slingshot
>>132267153
Call her a rapist because she is personally responsible for every migrant rape.
stick your fingers inside her smelly pussy
>>132268064
Some viagra is probably necessary too
>>132267153
Ask her how many Germans must perish before she bans islam
>>132267287
rollin for his blessing
>>132268155
YES
Listen to what she has to say intently and internalize it. It may just make you a better person.
>>132267153
assassinate her while yelling deus vult
>>132267153
Throw her a hijab
>>132267153
Kill her
>>132267153
Rape her
pull your dick out and shag it in her face
>>132267153
Blow it all up.
>>132268446
roll
>>132267777
you will do as that get says
>>132267153
SEMTEX
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>>132268344
The digits have spoken.
I have been in Europe for the past month and yet me tell you I have seen some very good looking white women with mudslimes and it's making me ill.
>>132268422
kek
>>132267153
Boy, if kek wills it, assassinate her. Save the world and be a hero
>>132267153
Save Europe. You know what you have to do.
Sing the Panzerlied until you get dragged out of the room.
>>132268155
That could work. A Döner is aerodynamic could to throw.
>>132268422
I can see the the news: Crazy fat man throws hijab on Merkel and screams "PEPE". What does it mean?
>>132267153
throw an egg
>>132268555
shit op
kek has spoken trips>>>dubs
FUKEN DO IT
>>132268555
>>132268555
May he be with me....
>>132268657
>german humour
>>132267153
Give her red suppository.
Goosestep and sing some stupid german song or somthing
She is also coming to my home town. Schulz has no plans to visit though. My home town is like 90% CDU voters and has been since after ww2.
>>132267153
Do what must be done anon, even if you do get arrested you will be written down in books as the savior of Germastan. Then shout on the mic about the refugees ruining the country because it will obviously be on live tele.
>>132268064
You're gonna need an escape plan for this as well. This would be an illegal action in your country right? Not that you're gonna do it anyway faggot
Tell her that if she won't say that Germany must remain ethnically German, you'll never vote for her.
Call her a traitor. Demand a trial.
>>132268739
Es ist für das Vaterland, Bruder. Wir werden uns erinnern.
>>132268839
>My home town is like 90% CDU voters and has been since after ww2.
Yeah same here. All my neighbours and my family are CDU-voters.
>>132267153
give her a poison kebab from your dad's kebab shop, achmed.
>>132268555
No escaping from this OP
>>132267153
Crank this up and play it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc
Any other 3rd reich era songs that wont get you arrested too.
>>132267153
CHUCK EGGS AT HER
IT WILL HUMILIATE HER
People will think:
>ha! what a loser, no one likes her, i am not voting for her
>>132267153
ask her why she expects people to vote for her when she calls them trash.
execute her
>>132267153
You know what to do. Elegies in your behalf will be sung on /pol/ for decades to come.
>>132269000
Holy shit.... op is going to prison
>>132269000
ANOTHER WINNER
>>132268555
>>132267153
>>132267153
assassinate her and free europe.
You will be remembered as the second gavrilo princip I guarantee it
>>132269000
Good song choice
Yes!
>>132267153
Throw a bucket of piss at her.
>>132268555
Will check the news on the day. Don't let us down.
>>132267153
Shout "ALLAHU ACKBAR".
What can possibly go wrong if you shout "Allah is the greatest"? And if something happens and somehow you get arrested, you can use my argument. "This was not a war cry or something, i was just praising Allah"
>>132267153
Take a picture with her and fart as loud as you can then stare at her in the eyes until she leaves. Record it all.
>>132267287
If you do this, scream Allah Akhbar or whatever it is first you idiot.
>>132269579
He won't do it.... there is a wise old saying about situations like this. I can remember how it goes exactly but it's something along the lines of "op is a fag and will not deliver"
A happening.
>>132269261
ROLL
>>132267153
whisper heil hitler to her
>>132267153
Much options, little balls. Pick one faggot:
>>132269000
>>132268555
>>132268422
>>132267899
Shout aloha snackbar at her
>>132269756
Germans keep their word. Just you wait.
>>132269000
>not available in your country
>>132268657
just change "pepe" to "allah ackbar", and start screaming "shameless whore" and "infidel", and you're all set.
>>132269540
literally just watched this episode
>>132267153
Give a Roman salute in front of the camera
Finger her pucci
>>132267153
dress up like a Muslim and run up to hear and scream ALLAHU AKBAR! then collapse at her feat and pray to her
>>132269976
just type .jpg at the end of the url
Dress up in shitface and rape her. It's your culture so it's ok
>>132269976
>>132269231
Mr Pickles pls
>>132267153
Truck of Peace
>>132268657
>Crazy fat man throws hijab on Merkel and screams "PEPE".
>>132269976
works for me
>>132267153
I've got a better idea OP, dress as a Muslim and take her down. Not only will it cause the german normies to wake, and then Hitler will rise again this time against Muslims and Jews.
>>132269976
https://hooktube.com/n8oFKS84-yc
try this one senpai
>>132269950
I hope so ahmed..... I hope so
>>132267153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zboV3_9KY
>>132267153
>tomorrow morning headline
>man arrested for plotting to assassinate German Chancellor Angela Merkel
>he posted his intention on an online forum
>>132267153
kill yourself
>>132267153
vote for merkel
Gas her do what Hitler did to the kikes. Also scream heil Hitler while your at it.
>>132267153
shoot the whore in the fucking head
>>132268657
>Döner
DO IT FAGGOT! WEAR A HIJAB, THROW A DONER AT HER, SCREAM PEPE ACKBAR, AND WHEN THE COPS COME, JUST SAY YOU IDENTIFY AS A MUSLIM TRANSWOMAN.
Make Allahu Ackbar device.
Fill device with praise of the new germans on thousands on small post it notes or something
>Wow look at this new culture we have access too! So wonderful
Proceed to Allahu Ackbar
Just kill that fuck already JEEZ.
>>132267153
shoot her and play remove kebab from your phone while screaming serbia for serb
>>132267153
GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY AND YELL "TRUUUUUUUMP"
>>132268555
KEK HAS SPOKEN
OP follow through or suffer His wrath.
>>132270708
The headline would describe him as "WHITE RIGHT WING VIOLENT EXTREMIST" and it would describe the online forum as "ONLINE BREEDING GROUND FOR RACIST EXTREMISM"
>>132271179
>>132270128
These are great ideas which op is not doing like the pussyfag he is
>>132267153
Dress up as Dieter and bring a small pet cynomologus money with you. Rolling.
>>132271044
DIGITS DONT LIE
>>132267287
roll
>>132271467
>>132269261
i meant this instead of>>132270128
>>132267153
Just plainly ask her if she's thought of the number on how many refugees she thinks germany can take
>>132267153
spit in her face
>>132271373
>"WHITE RIGHT WING VIOLENT EXTREMIST" and it would describe the online forum as "ONLINE BREEDING GROUND FOR RACIST EXTREMISM"
Well this is /pol/, so the headlines wouldn't exactly be wrong.
>>132270433
I've gotta watch this show...
>>132271555
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
>>132271800
/pol/ is the board of peace and any acts of extremism and violence carried out by /pol/ posters do not truly represent this board
>>132271555
good
>>132267153
Ich bin mir sicher du weißt was zu tun ist.
>>132271892
the digits confirm it must happen
>>132271555
shiiiiiit
>>132271939
grow a spine anon
>>132267153
Suicide bomb squad
>>132272006
Ob er die eier hat es zu tun ist eine ganz andere sache...
>>132267287
REROLL HEIL HITLER
>>132271555
how the fuck can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real
>>132267153
Kill her.
>>132269000
>blocked in Germanistan
>>132267153
I think you know what needs to be done.
SCHWAFVEL!
>>132267153
Murder, death, kill
>>132269976
try using a vpn download it, then go to a YouTube video ripper/ downloader and then download it. Keep it on your phone.
>>132267287
FPBP
>>132267153
>>132267994
>>132268657
>>132268739
>>132268937
This >>132271892
If op doesn't deliver we must trace his IP and honor rape him for disobeying the will of kek
>>132271044
Legit do this
Politely relay your concerns about a completely unsustainable level of migration from a potentially dangerous area, and say that you are worried that the nation of Germany is facing an existential threat.
>>132267287
roll
and stream it
>>132272726
Ment to tag >>132272065
>>132272749
The cuck solution
We all know what must be done
>>132267287
strange how with all these replies noone gets the catch
>>132267153
Don't do anything stupid.
>>132267153
Aloha Snackbar it m8.
>>132267153
Knife of peace.
>>132268555
OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!
wtf is op gonna do? give her a dirty look and scoff? hahahahahahaha, modern germans are keks xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>132268555
>>132271555
KEK HAS SPOKEN
Sarcastically and hypothetically get stabbing.
>>132267153
Start a chant of allah snackbar
>>132273062
Do not risk it! Bin that biscuit!
>>132271555
praise kek
>>132272308
>>132267287
Inshallah
End the existence of the creature.
Complain about racist American policies in the Middle East and urge her to pressure them on it. The first priority for all of us in Europe must be to wean Germany off the American tit as soon as possible. Any vector of politics that works to our advantage in pushing such a direction must be utilized.
>>132267153
you know what to do brother
throw a shoe at her. it'll be forever known as her GW Bush moment.
>>132267153
You must save the west, my son.
>>132267153
nothing because their german secret police have guns
and you do not
>>132270769
>>132267153
Throw shit into her
>>132267153
I'm not going to write it all out but you know what to do. Take one for the team. Become the next Horst Wessel.
>>132267153
And my numbers say: Eat beans every day until she arrives...crop dust event.
>>132267287
Do it
>>132267153
Please Hans, Save Europe. You can be the redemption Germany needs. You know what to do
>>132273507
I like it
>>132268555
THE POO HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF
THE DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN
>>132267153
you should challenge get to a duel
>>132267153
MODS
THEY ARE VIOLATING OUR BOARD OF PEACE
MODS!
>>132273967
Wouldn't save Europe at all.
Schulz would be the next most likely person to be elected as chancellor and if you think Merkel was bad, he would literally be flying in hordes of Muslims and Niggers.
Nope, unfortunately barring a Europe-wide insurrection, the only way we will change our situation is by taking part in the political process.
>>132267153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJZfuJdycGc
>>132267153
hoover dam 1
>>132267153
Make sure you use high caliber rounds, don't screw it over
>>132274336
Quiet Merkel, men are talking
>>132269976
Is this available german bros?
https://youtu.be/Jl5CuCmePBw
>>132268574
That's just Germany. In Italy I didn't see any Italian women with mudslimes
Just randomly posting pictures of great people, not trying to say anything.
>>132275433
Es lebe unser heiliges Deutschland!
>gets shot
>>132267153
Rape the bitch
If you do it op you will majorly change history. You will accomplish more in your life than most other people ever. You will become mythological.
>>132267153
Ask her if she is trying to prove Hitler was correct with the refugee crisis
>>132267287
fpbp
>>132268155
>>132267911
>>132277888
Digits confirm
>>132267153
You know what to DO kraut, so just DO it, and let the world spiral down in chaos!
KEK WILLS IT!
DIGITS CONFIRM!
PRAISE KEK!
i hope OP delivers but really we all know he wont
THIS
>>132268226
Don't try to kill her or anything, try to think about something satirical and intelligent that will make her ashamed of her refugee policies, and don't forget to bring a megaphone with you, because if you don't no one will listen what you said