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Mr. Trump, what is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking me about understanding things. And you know - No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me, like, they say, ‘What’s 2+2’? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We’ve had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. And China is stealing our numbers. Because we have stupid people. Mexico, China, oh my God, I can’t believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It’s terrible. It’s just terrible.
Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I’ll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It’s probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it’s probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I’m being honest, I mean, if I’m being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Chuck Schumer, now he’s a zero that I don’t like. Though, I probably shouldn’t say that. He’s a nice guy but he’s like, ‘beep boop bong bong,’ on and on, like that. He’s like a computer! You know what I mean? He’s like a computer. I don’t know. I mean, you know.
So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don’t tell you that, and I’ll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn’t believe it. So, we’re gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. And we're gonna be the best at understanding. The. Best. Period."
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>>132247751
Consider suicide
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>>132247891
hit a nerve there huh bud?
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>>132247751
Define '2'. Define '+'. Define '='
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>>132247751
STOP STEALING OUR MEMES OR ELSE
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>>132248117
Every political talks like this you ass.
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>>132248268
Translate please.
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>>132248148
is this you trying to refute the point i'm trying to make? that's really grasping at straws and is failing to address or even remotely understand what i'm trying to communicate.
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>>132247751
Another old repost, this time from George 'its okay if your molester is attractive' Takei's Twitter.
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>>132248490
meh, it's the same joke
- mr. Putin, what is 2x2?
- Well, I'll be brief. You know, I visited our Science Academy a couple of days ago, talked to many scientists including youg specialists, very competent people. So we discused this problem too, also talked about economical situation in our country; they told me about their plans for future. Of course the main concern was about being able to find the job, there were questions about mortgages, but I can assure you that every problem is solvable and we will make everything we can to solve them all in the nearest future. This also includes the problem you mentioned in your question.
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2+2=5
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>>132248148
Tpbp
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>>132249831
So basically you're saying Russia invented the
"politicians like to dance around answering questions" meme
I guess that would make them time travelers then because this joke has existed for decades before Putin was in office
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>>132247751
>be shitlib
>support common core
>spam a pasta about drumpkkkf taking 200 words to solve 2+2
>still less time consuming than the common core method
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>>132247751
God you faggots would actually be fun to mess around with if your memes weren't stale as shit. This was circulating Facebook over a year ago. Hope you collected your Shareblue paycheck for that one.
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>>132247751
Still better than 2+2=5
Nice try. Off yourself.
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