Daily remind that Avocados are not your friend They are actual

>>132246447
Yeah I think they're overrated
They're like peasant food

>>132246447
further reading:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars

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>being too stupid to cut fruits

lol fucking retards man, you always cut with the blade going away from you, thats how you avoid accidents.

>>132246447
Slimy greasy nasty stinky fucking things.
Never liked them

Avocadon't

>>132246447
i hate the people who buy avocados so damn much greatest beaner keep shipping em to thin out the herd you have my blessings

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>>132246447
THIS!!
THIS SO FUCKING MUCH!

So, I was getting humped by my bi-boyfriend, when he came to me with that idea of pushing a damn avocado up my anal cavity.

So I was very calm, but when the oval fruit (almost fully) entered, my rectum muscles have grasped onto it by reflex and it got stuck in there.

The first instinct my bf had was to call the ambulance. It was painful af sitting through. The embarrassment of having had something stuck in my ass came only after the operation.

He was very sweet when he gave me a bouquet of roses as an apology, so I had no choice but to forgive him ^^'

>>132247046
Did you ate the avocado afterwards?

>>132247046
A very German insight.

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>>132247145
NOPE!

Never asked where it went, I suppose the surgeons just threw it away.

>>132246447
Daily reminder that liberals should not be allowed near sharp objects.

>>132247421
>I suppose the surgeons just threw it away.
NOPE

I'm pretty sure they just rinse it in water and ate it

>>132246447
How do you fuck up that much?
All you need to do is lightly tap the seed not fucking impale it.

>>132247046
erhäng dich dreckhomo

>>132246447
>I was cutting the avocado, and then I, you know, just slammed it in.

>>132246447
I never noticed how thicc this girl's chest is

>>132248149
>girl

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>>132246447
Prepare your anus gringo!

ARRIBA YEEHAWW

>>132246447
Fucking idiot, I hope he didn't reproduce, nice bait anon

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>>132247808
Oh Anon, das muss dir doch nicht peinlich sein
^.^

>>132249250
Ich kann nicht warten, bis die Muslime dieses Land endlich töten und du damit faggot.