Here's a hypothetical situation: a magical fairy appears

ask fairy if she can jerk me off

assume I am having another episode and walk off into the bush to wait it out in the wilderness where I can't hurt anybody

>>132128522
>>132128638
It's nice to see /pol/ is as constructive as ever. Go discuss le dank maymays in hyphen threads, t_D faggots.

>>132128785
I would also ask the fairy for anal

>>132128308
Wish it was sooner.

>>132128785
>talking about hypothetical fairys
>constructive
But in all seriousness I would ask her to peg me

>>132128522
this, i'd also ask her if i can like her pussy and asshole.

>>132128638
Hillary??

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>>132128308
I won't do anything even if she told me it'd start in 6 hours. There's just no point. No one in my family would believe me 'till it actually starts. I have resources to survive alone for some time but I don't know if I would want to survive knowing that everyone I love is dead.

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>>132128308

Depends on Scenario, forces involved, weapons used, location, etc

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>>132128308

Drug, tie up, and rape the fairy.

Take the appropriate massive short and long positions in expectation of WW3.

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>>132128308
Jokes on them WW3 is already happening, just nobody is saying it out loud.

>>132128308
Buy stock in arms manufacturers, maintain physical fitness, start learning the language of one of the nicer places we're invading.