You wake up one morning to discover you're now black. What

I'd collect welfare

>>132096916
Breed irresponsibly.

>>132096916
Fuck black bitches

I'd go to Harvard using affirmative action. Use white guilt and the R word to get A's from all my professors, then graduate with a fancy degree in gender studies and collect welfare

I'd start a rap career similar to Viper's.

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>>132096916
>Would you change your life at all?
I would immediately move to the Cayman Islands to be an Island nigger and escape the horrendous culture that is American niggerdom

Probably shoot myself, blacks are a scum race with no achievements.

If I were any other race, I'd just make due, even Indian.

>>132096916
Hot Cocoa Bang-Bang?

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>>132097225
Same

>>132096916
>be atractive
>be black
pick one

Collect more gibmedats and openly mock niggers, ESPECIALLY somalis in TV.

Fuck somalis. Fuck you too OP, I had this kind of nightmare once.

walk up to a white folk
"gibsmedat"
????
prophet!

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Drop out of business school and immediately enroll in cosmetology. Totally immerse myself and black culture move to an all black community and completely embrace my black,female identity.

Dress like a hood-rat and stop conjugating my vowels, get a weed habit and get a ghetto-ass black man as my boyfriend and be really loyal to him to make up for decades of white privilege. I'd definitely have at least 3 black babies.

Start preaching about the glories of communism to fellow niggers

>>132096916
STUPID KEK
WASTING POL'S TIME WITH CRAP THREADS

SAGE ALL FIELDS!!!!!!!!!!!

JERK

>>132098017
*cuck
not kek