Would you rather go down on Hillary or shove a dragon dildo

>>132093228
Dragon dilldo.

Pre or Post Bill Clinton?

i mean there are definitely less horrifying things i could put in my ass put i still think i gotta take the dildo on this one

>>132093228
I'd go down on her while having a dragon dildo in my ass.

>>132093228
>Pre or Post Bill Clinton?

Either way I'm in the dragon dildo camp.

>>132093228
maybe in the shower i would
i just imagine she has diarrhea running down her legs at all times and it leaks into her cooch

>>132093228
Dildo, not even a question. At least I would enjoy it. I get go at my own pace Right?

I'm going to assume this dragon dildo was made with the understanding that the human anus has limitations?

If its 90s/early 00s Hillary I probably would do it

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>>132093228

Not even gay but I would shove two dildos in my ass to avoid having to do anything to benefit her, ever.

>>132093955
don't be such a fucking faggot and take the whole enchilada

>>132093955

top kek

>>132093228
I'm a khhv Indian.
I can and will take Hilary anyday.

>>132093984
That's funny, cuz I would fuck early 90s Chelsea

i would in a second...yall are faggots.

>>132093228
Can we chose both, this is important

>>132094422
I hope you enjoy the smell of sulfur

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>>132093228
I dont see any difference, shes actually a He.

>>132093228

What bad dragon model are we talking about here, and do I get to pick the color?

>>132093228
The latter

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>>132093228
Hillary Clinton? Hillary SHITTING MY PANTS WATCH MY HEAD DANCE Clinton?! HILLARY FUCKING VOMITING GREEN BALLS INTO A CUP AND STANKY-LEGGING OFF THE PODIUM BARELY THERE CLINTON?!!

Bitch I would let actual dragons DP me for the rest of my life before I'd ever let Hillary Clinton even offer me a mentos.

Q: What's a 67-year-old female Presidential candidate's crotch taste like?
A: Depends.

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>>132093228
The only answer

>>132097167
kek

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easiest choice of my life

>>132093228
i'd fuck the dragon

>>132093228
Dragon dildo.

>>132093228
Here be dragons.

Call me Khaleesi.

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*cough*

My weapon of choice.

Dragon dilldo.
I am curious though, what is the appeal of dragon dildos?
Do they feel extra good or is it just a novelty kinda thing.

>>132105530
It's for masochists who want to destroy their rectum.
Even if you like the feeling of dildos up your ass, dragon dildos just remove any of the pleasure that may come with normal ones.

>>132105757
Thanks for the info, appreciate it.

>>132093228
you didnt say when, so Hillary when she was 25

The dildo sounds too good to pass up.

>>132093228
Why not both?

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>>132093228
she goes down on her own

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I'd go down on her for sure

>>132106063
>25
>not 9

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>Go down on me, anon. What's wrong?