Reminder to all of you;
God IS real
God IS watching you masturbate
Be on your best behavior, children.
>>132008853
how can he see all of us tho if he only got two eyes?
How does he see two people on opposite sides of the world?
How can he watch me masturbate if I dont fap?
>>132008853
I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>132008853
If He didn't want me jerking off then He'd help me out with a gf. Until then, God's gonna have to watch my self-abuse... enjoy the show, you fucking pervert
>>132008853
He watches me fuck my girlfriend?
Literal cuck.