Is there anything more quintessentially comfy white paradise

>>131980212
>I was just in Folsom the other day and was ratchet and ghetto as shit.
Speak white people.

Boy, you were in the wrong part of Folsom. Stay out of orangevale. Problem solved.

>>131980295
fuck I didn't even notice that

have i been subverted

>>131980212
Plus. At least it ain't Stockton

>>131980356
Used to be able to get a nice orange freeze and hang out with the family at the Folsom outlets. Now it's filled with dindus with pants to their ankles.

>>131980356
This. Folsom can be comfy.

>>131980646
Plus those damn outlets are a frikin mall. Of course your are going to see wildlife.

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>>131980212
regardless of whether OP knows how to navigate the mean streets of Folsom, Huell was the fucking man
he was the king of just diving in and talking to people like he grew up with them, and people just played along

>>131980356
why the fuck are we ranking subtle gradations of the worst part of California.

>>131981425
Um there are places worse than suck-a-tomato. Bakersfield? Oakland? Stockton? Calexico?

>>131981425
Probably one of them silly Jeffersonites who don't wanna fight for this state

>>131980356
>>131981746
It's like you've never been to Fresno...

god you're all so fucking poor

>>131980212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQtIiSuogyY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99Ek4YtTuw

>>131980212
When I was 19, I met an older guy at a rest stop outside of Blythe, Ca. One thing led to another and he sucked my dick in the handicapped stall. We shared a drink from the vending machine after. Told me to go to college and stay away from strange men and rest stops. Got back to base in San Diego, see the same guy on a PBS station show talking about some place up near Yosemite. My only brush with a semi celebrity.

>>131982759
What the fuck

>>131984116
I want to be Huell Howser watching a dog eat an Avocado happy again.

>>131985292
That's the Huell I remember as well.