Well, well, well, what have we here? Steven Colbert, huh? Ooh,

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Well, well, well, what have we here?
Steven Colbert, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the one everybody's tweeting about! Ha ha ha!

You're kiddin', you're kiddin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're kiddin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy.
He's unfunny, he's washed up
I don't know which is worse.
I might just drop my ice cream here
If I bought two scoops first!

When Mr. Donald Trump says
America's backing out
You're aching for those views now
So you gotta scream and shout.
And if you aren't complainin'
then there's something very wrong
'Cause there may be a risk here, you're not as funny as Jon

Ooh (ooh)
Oooh (woah-oh)
Oooooooooh I'm President Donald Trump!

>Resign now or you will face the dire consequences!
>Comey will impeach you, so please, come to your senses!

You're kiddin', you're kiddin
I can't believe this guy
Will someone shut this fella up?
He's spreading sweet lies
You're unfunny, I'm serious
You really are washed up
And now with your permission,
I'm going to do my stuff

>What are you going to do?

I'm gonna piss off the Liberals with a tweet!

Ooh, the sound of loose change falling
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a really good businessman
Although I don't own most shares

It's much more fun, I must confess
When I've become a meme
I want your show canned, Steven Colbert
Now that'd be a dream

>Say something stupid fast so I can win my audience back!

Oh brother, you're something
You are out of the loop
You aren't comprehending
That you just got SCOOP'D
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Donald Trump
And /pol/ ain't goin' nowhere!