Anyone else feel like Trump is the father figure they never had

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Anyone else feel like Trump is the father figure they never had as a kid?

My dad left when I was a young kid and my stepdad was definitely not what you'd call a manly man. He never taught me how to do any man things, so I felt I never had a male influence in my life. Trump came onto the scene just as I was graduating high school and his words, his vision, his history, and just everything screamed to me that he was the man I never had in my life. I fucking cried the first time I realized that. I had lived my life by awaiting the next installment to anime and video games I enjoyed, while I was never taking life as a fucking man should. I followed every rally he did and would often use Audacity to cut and mix sound bites so he could give personalized motivational speeches to me as I drifted off to sleep. I drank my first whiskey when I said we'd won and defeated Communist Hillary. My mom has noticed a big change and says I seem much more manly and adult since graduation. I've also started standing up for myself against my stepdad. I'll sometimes go and watch YouTube videos of guys teaching mechanics, DIY, driving, etc and imagine that I'm being taught this information by Trump. I've also found the art of manliness is a great website for Trump-esque tips on being a gentleman and a traditional man's man with its guides on clothing, conversation and attitude. I mean things like using a straight razor instead of those orange BIC ones. Shit my absent dad never taught me.

I know this has been long-winded, but I just wanted to get that off my chest (another thing not possible before Trump gave me the energy and masculinity to express myself). So, thank you, Trump.