/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF

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I KNOW IT'S EARLY BUT I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT ANY MORE.

>ILLINOIS BROKE
>4TH OF JULY WEEKEND
>THOUSANDS OF ATF AGENTS SENT TO THE CITY FOR THE WEEKEND
>LOCAL CHICANONS REPORTED CARAVANS OF ARMORED VEHICLES FILING INTO THE CITY

HYPE
Y
P
E

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Its been crazy all day on #ChicagoScanner on Twitter

Anything you can throw to CPD helps them
>http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

They need you now more than ever. The swag on their website is surprisingly inexpensive.

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PRESS F

Illinois misses budget deadline, House will reconvene Saturday
http://abc7chicago.com/politics/no-budget-deal-friday-house-will-reconvene-saturday/2167095/

>- There will be no budget deal in Springfield Friday before the midnight deadline of the end of the fiscal year. The House adjourned Friday afternoon without passing a budget deal.

>Without a deal passed by midnight, there will be immediate consequences.

>Those consequences include a new funding crunch for Chicago Public Schools, which is saddled with debt, and the Powerball and Mega Millions lottery games will pull out of the state. Roadwork across Illinois will shut down - costing 25,000 jobs - since the state would not have money to pay its contractors, and Illinois' credit rating will hit junk bond status.

>Madigan sent letters to bond agencies, asking them to give the state more time to finalize the budget deal before the state's credit is downgraded to junk status.

Chicago going to get worse

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>http://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/trumps-feds-arrive-in-chicago-to-fight-gun-crime/

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>I have read His fiery gospel writ in rows of burnished steel!
>"As ye deal with my condemners, so with you My grace shall deal!
>Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel, "
>Since Robert is marching on.

>Drunk man in a wheel chair attacking bus driver
>By running into him

On the plus side, Trump is confirmed CPD scanner listener. On the down side, the feds are going to intimidate Male Black. Also the feds don't know about Male Black. They call him Male African American.

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Let's do this, Roberts. I hope Trump's Tweet really gets Tyrone firing this weekend. Lookin for record numbers the next 72 hours.

C'mon, dindus: spray and pray!

>>131946115
>Trump is confirmed CPD scanner listener.

w-what?

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>>131946478
who the hell do you think robert is?

>>131946478
Not really confirmed but possible.

>>131945131
>Male Black pulls a gun on ATF agents
>ATF response kills every living thing in a five black radius

>>131947405
>five black radius

excellent typo Adam

>critical mass heading west
>a couple hundred maybe

>a couple hundred maybe

What?

>>131947787
What?

>>131944552
>donating for the continuation of this broken system
Let it burn

>>131948178
The term for a large group of porch monkeys maybe?

>school of fish
>pride of lions
>murder of crows
>critical mass of dindus

>>131944095
I don't see a Penske or Uhaul truck on the bingo card, what gives guys?

>>131948410
I checked out the Form 990 for the organization. The money goes to roberts, adams, and charlie's in chicago. not the fuckwit dems that run the place or the chimps that demand gibs.

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Afternoon roberts

>>131948624
The July 4th bingo card is meant to be more challenging otherwise you'd be getting bingo every 5 mins.

>male on the ground
>battery victim
>his face is damaged

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>>131948722
Oh right, forgot, they fill up pretty quickly, it's all so tiresome!

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Been waiting for this thread all afternoon.

Do you guys think it will go quiet at midnight or do you think it will be full blown panic? or perhaps somewhere in the middle?

>>131949522
The coonery will continue as it always does. dispatch might get a little cheeky knowing that their politicians just fucked them over.

>>131949522
Less cops this year thanks to budget cuts

http://www.cwbchicago.com/2017/06/despite-lot-of-talk-district-manpower.html

>The district, which stretches from Fullerton to Lawrence and the Chicago River to Lake Michigan, is staffed by 375 cops today, compared to 378 last June and 468 officers in October 2011.

>No, that is not a typo. 468.

>Police manpower in the district is actually down by 20% compared to 2011.

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prime crime weather in chiraq tonight!

>>131949204
megakek
thank you Americunt
best comfy i've ever seen

>31 posts
>not a single person has checked their keys

keeping thread running

Where you roberts listening in from?

>>131951849
Connecticucked here.

>caller is afraid to look outside
>can hear a female screaming
>something about a knife

Hey boys, real robert hours yet?

>3 shots fired
>they have guns and... yea...

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Keys checked.
Major chimpout on the event horizon

>what needs to be processed?
>the body

>>131951849
Peoples Republic of Maryland

how often does a crime happen kek

>>131952385
Crimes are always happening in Chicongo

>>131951849

Commonwealth of Massachusetts

>>131951849
Kansas. One ear on the scanner and the other on my mexican neighbors trying to blow themselves up.

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Where the hell is that white Porsche?

>>131953025
lol probably in some shady boarder town by now

>standing in front with a gun threatening to shoot people

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>>131951849
The land of Pubsubs and snowbirds, Florida.

Good Morning Roberts, no budget passed and July 4th right around the corner means tonight just might be extra /comfy/.

>>131953025
Shipped off overseas or dumped in a river somewhere.

How much would insurance be on that car in Chicago?

>>131953025

Maybe one night it will make another appearance and surprise us all.

how do i keep up with shit when they say 22-17 and 11-23, why cant they just say robbery or stabbing.

>>131953692
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>131953553
>4th of July
>no budget
>cartel purging the Latin Kings
>ATF in town in force

This is going to be a hell of a show.

female blacks fighting on the corner
>weapons unknown
yes

>>131953797
>cartel purging the Latin Kings
Do you have a good source on this? Sounds interesting.

Are there ever crimes in Chicago committed by non-blacks?

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>75 minutes to respond

>>131953582
Expensive. Nogs don't need insurance though. They have gibs and free rides to the hospital when shot up.

>>131953990
The rare male Asian

sometimes Male White gets nailed for smoking weed, but really that's all Male White does

holy shit boys did I just hear cranky?!

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Let's see how many more we can rack up now through July 4th.

>>131953990
Yeah sure, there are skinheads and mafia in chicago. When I was down there before some nogs were telling me about a multipart gang war where the italians got fucked over by some haitians but didn't want to deal with that shit so they paid off some skinheads to handle it
skinheads handled it and realized the italians were pussy so they killed a scion and muscled some more cash out of them. It depends on what part of the city though. South side is pretty much exclusively niggerwars.

crimes always go up in the summer, too bad its not like 100 degrees in chicago right now

>>131952752

hey fellow masshole 413 here

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>>131954431
The real competition is between the last and the current years' men black.

hey guys, I'm on the radio codes sight, still sorta confused. anyone have an into codes?

>>131954037

Since the car was reported stolen, I assumed it was insured and registered. Also thought it was stolen from a hotel valet. Maybe I mixed that up with another vehicle.

>>131954811
*site

>>131954703

Stormy night tonight.

I want to join a Chicago street gang how do I do it? I'm white and I have a degree in robotic engineering so I can offer those skills to the black gangs

>>131954703

413 as well

>>131954811
You'll want to keep an eye on the Cook county codes while listening to this scanner. Most of the numbers you hear, however, are the #'s for police units. Events are usually describes on this scanner.

>>131954902

Spooky. Close to N adams?

>Robert just checked in

yeah Robert get that OT! Not that the state can afford to pay you the OT...

>>131954713
My bet is 2017 for the win.

>>131954988
cool, thanks anon. nice 88 too

>>131944095
Sunday is going to be 88 degrees

>>131955090

i think 2016 manages to win by a hair

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>been listening for almost 2 hrs
>not a single open key

Impressive length

>>131955028

Maybe an hour away? I am in Northampton

so a 5-6-9 is a citizen calling for help, domestic disturbance, street disturbance?

>>131955361
>Northampton

I'm sorry to hear that.

The tea room restaurant is great though. I live about an hour south in CT.

>>131955361

williamstown here. northampton is hipster central right

Who /mchenrycounty/ here

>>131955555

who quints here god damn

>>131955510

Tea pot? On main street?

>foot chase
>3 detained
alright Robert

>>131955511
The entire town is plastered with anti-Trump pro-Hillary bumper stickers. It's like a living breathing Hillary rally.

My Mom and I went there and had to listen to some overweight blue haired theater majors talk about how they planned to desecrate shakespeare by turning hamlet into some kind of pro tranny play.

we just kept making faces at each other as we listened to them.

>>131955628
keys and digits checked

>>131955511

Not really hipster. Just fat SJW smithys with dyed hair that screams "I have daddy issues"

>>131955643
Dobra Tea is the one I've been to a few times

>>131955717
We are infested with rancid cunts like that.

how does male black always get himself in these situations?

>male black jimmying a car

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>>131955555
>5 5's

BLESSED
L
E
S
S
E
D

>>131955858
>dem cops is racis

>>131955829

Never been.

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>>131952506
another Robert made this one.

>>131955765

I've been there a handful of times its pretty bad. Down here we have a few black lives matter posters even though there might be 20 blacks in the entire town

>>131955992

There are protests here daily for everything

>YOU WANT A DONUT?

flirting about donuts, getting hot

this guy flirting with the dispatcher lmao

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>>131955555
witnessed

that donut bantz

Get up in that donut son

F L I R T I N G
L
I
R
T
I
N
G

>THERE THE BOMB

Robert is gonna slam Sassy Dispatch later for sure

>You wanna donut?
>Yeah, I heard they are good there
>They are THE BOMB

>dispatch and Adam talking about the do noughts at the call for a Male Black harassing employees
never change

>>131956147
>>131956153
>just remembered i have a donut tucked away in my freezer that I've been saving for this very weekend

hot damn I almost forgot! gotta take that bad boy out to defrost tomorrow.

every shift is like a script to a movie, even dreamlike with the ambience, i love chiraq

in the ALLEY

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>>131956221
>THERE

Fuck...

Hey Roberts,
WE
WUZ
KANGS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWvtMOGAhw

>>131956287
What kind of movie though? Like a war movie mixed with a comedy?

With all the flirting with dispatch, might be a romance.

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Good evening, Roberts, are we ready for the festivities?

>>131944095
I do not understand anything. What is this about?

>>131944226
First post I busted out laughing at tonight. Thanks Robert.

>>131956287
>>131956451
I think it's more like watching videos on liveleak and worldstar

>>131956587
This is the live police radio for Chicago, which is a city famously rife with crime. It's funny to listen to the constant chimping out.

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So is Trump sending in Feds yet?

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drawfagging a while I guess, simple stuff only. Just have a surface 4 to do it on

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>>131944226

>>131947405

Ha - epic typo!

>>131956587
Chicago is American's most dangerous city. In many American cities, our police dispatch is on an open frequency that anyone can listen to.

We listen to chicago's police and fire dispatch. Hilarity ensues.

>>131956737
>So is Trump sending in Feds yet?
he just needs to send in the Army

>>131956737
http://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/trumps-feds-arrive-in-chicago-to-fight-gun-crime/

The ATF to be specific. Maybe we'll get to see some dindus getting Wacoed.

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>>131956750
Nice! Keep it up DrawRobert

>>131956828
Trump doesn't need army. Just simply small national guards

>>131956737

I read an article saying there are 20 agents from the ATF patroling with officers tonight

>>131956750
Bretty good. Add the beginning, with Robert being sent to deal with male black.

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>JJ Fish happening

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>>131956750
MVP leaf

>>131956931
Fucking nice! Hopefully Waco on Steriod!

>>131955510

Jury is still out on my recent move to "uncasville"

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ONE HOUR TO GO
>ONE HOUR TO GO
ONE HOUR TO GO
>ONE HOUR TO GO
ONE HOUR TO GO
>ONE HOUR TO GO
ONE HOUR TO GO
>ONE HOUR TO GO

>>131956737
yes! Keep drawing.

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>>131957129
>Waco on Steriod!
>the ATF "accidentally" burns Chicongo to the ground
oh God please!

>>131957263
doh. meant this for >>131956750

>>131951849
Rural Washington state.
Stay comfy bros.

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>>131957320
>Whale even has a shit-tier patch with some fucking gnome
>MFW

>>131957320
Oh that would be the greatest happening of my life lol

>>131956750
feel like drawing the space cadet comfy and eating popcorn? I can't draw for shit.

>>131957517
>CAUSE ALL I SEE IS A TOWER OF DREAMS
>REAL LOVE BURSTIN' OUT OF EVERY SEEM

>>131957576
space cadet? Sorry I'm new to these threads so I don't get a lot of refrences :/

>>131957245

That's a strange place

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>>131951849
The best goddamn state in the union. The only state to have won a war against another state outside the Great Mistake.

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Six Shots

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>>131951849
TEXAS - checking in and checking my keys for an epic kick off to a crazy fucking weekend fellow Roberts! We got any tanks on the move yet?

I'm deaf fag can't hear to radio. Please keep update about incidents.

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>>131957816
UH-hi-oh
Fuck Year!

>>131957764
The guy from this, >>131953553
One of the dispatchers who works on the weekend Robert shift plays this game religiously (it came with windows a few versions back) and you can occasionally hear some of the sounds from it when he calls in. Dude supposed to be trying to stop the fire that is Chiraq and he's going for his high score.

>>131957260
something something budget crisis?

>>131954869

the thing about selling something is that the customer has to value what they're buying

>>131956287
Just go to malmo

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>>131958061
The night shift is at 10pm local time.

Its when all the real crazy stuff happens.

>>131958061
THERE IS NO BUDGET CRISIS!
They just decided to reconvene tomorrow.

>>131945131
Rip every doggo in chicago

>>131958155
don't understand arabic, might as well listen to scanner in baghdad

>>131958249
>government
>working on saturday

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>>131958036
>I SEE YOU BROTHER, I SEE YOU VERY WELL

Did Comfest have any good happening that you know of buckeye? I know that BML chipped out and protested Pridefest in Cap city .

>>131958249
fug, But muh chimpout happening

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>>131958036
here is the template, anyone think they can do Chicongo justice?

>male black with a saw

>male black with an electric saw trying steal a bike

>electric saw
>stealing a bike

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>UHAUL MENTIONED

party has official started

>>131958377
well they have to at least PRETEND to try to fix this shit mess. cause you know if they couldn't do it for the last three years, just one more day will help.

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>>131945131
time to stomp some thug ass nigs with unregistered guns.

>>131957816
Wtf you talking about. I just moved from columbus . 15 years was too long

A SAIL FOAM?

Looks like Male Black wants to acquire a new cell phone really badly tonight.

>>131958718
>columbus
well there's yer problem

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>>131957694
You got me motherfucker, I keked. Glad I'm not the only one old enough to remember

>is the body bloated or decomposed>

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Seven Shots

And

Looks like they will need a body removal form

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>>131958037
tried my best, he's supposed to be popping it into his mouth. Sorry it's probably shit!

>baby lost inside the house
F? Did I hear that right?

>>131957816
Round on both sides and high in the middle.
O HI O

>>131959014
>Uh, no it isn't.

How do I get the youarelistening.to playlist by itself? What playlist is it? I love this thing.

>>131958943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JgKY3_7Rpw
That's by far the best rendition on the web.

>>131959113
baby locked inside of house

'bout time we had some
>fireworks

>>131959096
>What do a few buildings matter? I'm saving the Galaxy! I fucking love it anon, thank you

evening roberts, time to settle in and get /comfy/

>>131959223
>baby locked inside of house
but how? people can't be this stu.....
blacks.

>>131959262

)))fireworks(((

>>131959150
Click on Soundcloud logo, Robert

>>131944095

Thank you OP for using my bingo card as your OP image.

>>131948624
It's a 4th of July theme. That's why you have "perp in red, white, or blue" and "street named after signer of declaration of independence."

Besides, you're more likely to have mother beating son than a Penske truck

and the foot chase continues. whew. Robert sounded winded.

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Last few minutes and many shot

>>131958036
Haha don't worry. They said wolverines were extinct but they are just waiting. Waiting to burn toledo and a whole lot more to the ground.


Also:

During the summer of 1836, Congress proposed a compromise whereby Michigan gave up its claim to the strip in exchange for its statehood and approximately three-quarters of the Upper Peninsula. The compromise was considered a poor outcome for Michigan. Voters in a state convention in September soundly rejected the proposal.

In December 1836, the Michigan government, facing a dire financial crisis and pressure from Congress and President Andrew Jackson, called another convention (called the "Frostbitten Convention") which accepted the compromise that resolved the Toledo War. The later discovery of copper and iron deposits and the plentiful timber in the Upper Peninsula more than offset Michigan's economic loss in surrendering Toledo.

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locked in baby posting

>AH DINDU NUFFIN

>>131957320
good lord, a sjw with tac gear and assault rifle

I DINNA DOO NUFFIN. Oh this is a good start.

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>>131959644
checked

>>131959644
you are in high form tonight canukbro

>>131959811
Checkin your check robert

>>131959277
thanks! I'm glad you enjoy it

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>DIN DOO NUFFIN!

First time I've heard that on /cpdg/. Good night

>>131959782
those background chimping sounds

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Got a fire

Family Dollars don't just catch fire by themselves

Male Black is up to no good

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>>131959782
>>131959804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbbazuU5Fk

>>131957816
That's not Indiana retard

>>131959644
Check your digits Robert

HAPPY 4th BOYS!

ALMOST REAL ROBERT HOURS!

KEYS CHECKED.
GOOD NIGHT ADAM. GOOD MORNING ROBERT!

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>>131959952
Lmao.

>>131959986
Adam, what state did Indiana send it's militia against to fight over a city neither state wants now?

>>131959890
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>131959939
some nig kids burned down dollar general in my town. middle of the day been closed for months rebuilding.

>>131944095
ROBERT!!!!!!!

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movies are fun

>muffled "I DIN DO NUFFIN" in the background

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>12 to 15

Rare
>Male White
>Threatened to stab someone at a stop light

>Male White is drunk with a knife.

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Let's get this July 4th weekend kicked off right! Need that source material for Escape from Chicago.

>>131959644
>>131959902
Real Robert Hours don't start for another 30 minute, I can't wait to see what you get for the rest of tonight.

I need to rebuild my collection, everyone show me your Real Robert Hours face.

>>131958348
But.... Wouldn't the cops speak Swedish?

>>131960348
/r/ a pic of male-black enjoying some din doo muffins

New to /cpd/, can someone give me the skinny on Roger?

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>>131960454

Home Invasion!

>>131960348
What software or special hardware do you use for these? Tablet?

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male white stabbing threat at stop light exposed

>vehicle shot up
> person shot
check

>>131960300
>white people
there are no white ppl in chiraq anymore

in other news, vehicle "shot up" dead ppl in it or something
>hyundai

Shot up car, across from police station, 1 person shot

>>131960861
red is at the top anon :)

>>131960831
man I'm sorta in a rough time right now so I only have a MS surface laptop/tablet. Mind you its a 4 but it was a steal on kijiji. I just use the doodle app it comes with :)

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>>131959644

some of you leafs are alright.

>>131960989
>across from police station
LOL!

>shot left leg

>>131961038
shit, I knew i'd start fucking up eventually. I don't actually have a car so don't know these things well :/

>>131960954
the only white person in chiraq was attempting to stab a light pole earlier

>>131961068
thx

did you catch that SON BEATING MOTHER
choked that bitch out

>>131960861
Kek

>drunk son choked her

>got robbed
check

>>131960618

he's the hero chiraq needs but doesn't deserve

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>>131961163
if you white and you in chiRAQ you fugged in da heead

>>131944095
Can somebody please PLEASE tell me who this Robert is without meming?

Is it a man? Code? Supercop?

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So Seasoned Roberts whats the best time west coast to tune into Chiraq time

>>131961405
it's just the code they use for cops on the night shift

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>>131961405
Here you go

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>>131960572

>>131961405
3rd shift callsign.

>>131961405
10-4 Robert

>>131961405
Robert is nightime callsign for on duty cops. Adam is for day time

>>131961454
10pm - 3am C
11pm - 4am E
8pm - 1am P

>>131961405
I think that Chicago PD cars have the letter R before their car number, so dispatchers and officers on the ground tend to say "Robert *some number*" to communicate which patrol car they're talking about.

>>131961532
kek

>>131961147

happened last year in the bridgeport neighborhood too

ms-13 geniuses everybody

>>131961405
Robert rules Chicago with an iron but fair fist.

>>131961405
Would you by chance be asking for a quick rundown on Robert?

>>131960954
A third of the city is white

KANG 0

>>131961197
no problem, hope I helped! If you're looking for a real external tablet, cintiq is the way to go if you can afford it! Always dreamed of it ahahaha

>>131961405
Robert is what dispatch refers to the 3rd shift officers as... Adam is 2nd shift and getting off now.

>>131961532
Thx RobertDraw

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>TERMINATOR ON RADIO

WTF did I just hear Space Cadet pinball sound effects?

REAPERS HERE

HARBDINDU
DINDUGER

[GIYGAS SOUNDS]

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>They've been doing this all week, trying to break windows and mailboxes

>>131961757
1/3 of the city is retarded

what's gonna happen when Robert stops getting his paycheck next week?

>>131961570
Thanks Robert

MALE BLACK
YELLOW JACKET
IN THE DUNKIN DONUTS
WITH A GUN

>>131961833
see >>131958037

Robert is going for the HIGH SCORE every weekend.

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>Males getting ready to fight

IN THIS CORNER!

>>131961892
Venezuela/Zimbabwe 2.0

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>>131961892
Level 5 chimpout begins with no one to keep the dindus in check

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>finally an open key

>>131961614
>>131961564
>>131961555
>>131961535
>>131961514
>>131961494

Thanks, I've been gotten comfy with /cpg/ once before but I was wearing shitty headphones and couldn't make out anything except robert this and robert that and was legitimately starting to beleive he was some ultracop superhero that fills out the batman roll in chiraq.

>>131961788
I got the cintiq companion pro best thing ever 1100 or so at best buy

>>131962058
it's on Clark, signer of Declaration of Independence

>>131962083
the walgreens warlords shall arise, male black will me become unstoppable

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>>131961850
>>131962083
>>131962121
>>131962171
>reavers

>>131962171
Yeah I think I was wrong about the cars being lettered, but callsigns are always used over the radio so whatever they're referencing can be clearly understood.

>>131962190
I think I have $65 to spare, I bet it's real nice though

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

>>131962220
The streets will run blue with stolen detergent

Yellow Jacket
90 Degrees Out
Obviously hiding gun or worse

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>>131961892
Omni Consumer Products moves in with a solution...

requesting the webm of the black guy unloading his gun right in front of the cop car

CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
>>131962504

CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
>>131962504

CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
>>131962504

CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
>>131962504

CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
>>131962504

>>131962316
Get a lil bamboo tablet bud, from frys or second hand, small but plently workable in fact i used that for 3yra before cintiq. I also got my new tablet with best buy credit but worked to pay it off asap

>>131961038
Male white is so drunk hes upside down

OP: requesting fresh bread. over.
>anon ecC7u7L1 Robert

>>131962568
if i lived in chiraq i'd be drunk already too. working on it regardless.

>>131962317
Is this sarcasm..are they saying to night team good morning?

>>131962372
top kek

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>>131955555
Mchenry county blessed with quints

>long as were on the same page!
>we arent on the same page but ok

>>131951849
Southwest Chicago

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>>131951849
Oregon

>>131962991
Lel

>>131962931
We were the only red county in chicagoland. Feels good man.

>>131961532
kek, the dice.

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>>131963293
>mfw I see niggers in ma county

KIDS WITH BUNS

KIDS WITH BUNS

TAKING OVER

BUT IT WONT BE LONG

They all seem so casual, like they are all doing their job but not in any real sense of urgency, these guys must see it all every night over and over again.

Alright roberts i have to step out, please post to keep me updated! I cant stream while im not attached to wifi