>be me
>reading a wikipedia article about vladimir putin
>clean some stuff in the house
>get back
>decide to jack off
>watch porn while jacking off
>putin wikipedia page still open
>cum while watching porn
>clean cum
>close tab
>see putin watching me like this
nice blog, retard
>>131923303
Imagine if the Stasi were still a thing today, they'd hack computers and change your screen when you're fapping, to pictures of your grandma or something, just to fuck with you