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>>131898191
Channel 4 isn't paid for by the license payers. It has commercials.

>>131898191
>judging your compatibility with someone based on their immutable physical characteristics rather than things they can actually control and have devoted time and attention to

>>131898191
can you be arrested for not paying tv license? If you were from some shittown in the north east and haven't ever paid it, but still occasionally watch BBC?

asking for a friend.

>>131898191
Bogpill me on TV licence
is that like cable or some shit?

>>131899195
They have to pay a TV bill every month regardless of if they even own a tv

>>131899195
You pay for the (((BBC))) to tell you how the world really is.
>>131899465
You don't need to pay if you don't watch BBC as far as I know. I sometimes do but have never paid it

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>>131898191
Is this porn?

Is it censored or do they actually show the genitals?

>>131899744
Censored, they aren't allowed to show uncensored parts unless its for medical purpose.

>>131899583
>>131899465

You notify the licensing authority if you don't have a TV. They come over to your house to check you are telling the truth, rummage through your cupboards, sniff your wifes underwear draw, and then body cavity search your ass in case you are hiding a mobile phone streaming live content.

I get letters all the time straight up threatening me.

If anyone ever shows up at my door I will legit fuck them up, then give myself two black eyes and phone my lawyer.

WUZ JUST DEFENDIN MESELF YER MAJESTY

>>131899850
Ive gotten letters. So you could just take the TV in the shed, then put it back in when he fucks off?

>>131899629
Not really but I did cum to one episode which had a super cute lesbian choosing between a bunch of ugly bitches

>>131899850
>I will legit fuck them up, then give myself two black eyes and phone my lawyer.
Based Bong telling it like it is.

>mfw the german TV license is due even if you have NO TV and you are literally blind
>mfw I have no face

How do you face such reckless faggotry

>>131898377
That's not how it works.

You have to pay the (((TV Licence)) even if you never watch bbc. You have to pay it even if you have no tv and watch live tv online from somewhere outside of the uk.

>>131898191
not had a tv for 10 years. saved 1500 in licensing. after 10 years listen to friends and family, seems ive not missed much.

>>131899744
>>131899794
Nope its uncensored

http://sockshare.net/watch/rdm8N5GX-naked-attraction-season-1.html

>>131900148
On TV it'll show up as censored

>>131899968
Not even that much - you don't let him in. Hes got no legal authority to enter your home.

Tell that cunt (if one ever shows up) to fuck off, get a real job, he should kill himself. Abuse him as much as you want, make him regret having such a pointless job.

Apparently they might try and rummage in your bins for tv boxes, look through your windows etc.

If I ever see anyone peeping through my windows, I consider it open season on them.

>>131899583
Nah m8, you have to pay simply for owning the TV, but all the money goes towards the BBC. Its a leftover from when TV was just the BBC.

Better hide your TV and assualt spoons, they'll be onto you soon enough.

>>131898191

I bet they are all trannies.

>>131900271
>assualt spoons

Retard are you TRYING to get on GCHQ watchlists.

>>131899583
>>131899465
>>131900271
so if you dont own a tv you are ok? is not that bad then, still retarded as fuck
how much is it?

>>131900052
that is correct however bizarrely if you watch a programme repeated from 20 years ago live online on bbc you have to pay licence. the day the bbc are fully defunded and commercialised I will happily die.

>>131898191
I once watched the British version of wife swap. One of te wife's went to some niggers home and wanted to watch tv but couldn't because he didn't pay his tv license and she literally started crying while staring at her reflection on the tv

>>131899850

Wait wait wait, can the "licencing authority" come into your house without a warrant?

Why do the police even get a warrant in the UK then if they can just get the "licencing authority" to search anyones home without one while "looking for an unlicensed TV"?

Wouldn't that make catching criminals extremely easy since you don't need any reasonable cause to search their homes and just raid any suspect you want?

>>131900791

No, so if you notify the authority, they will come over to do an inspection, and you voluntarily let them in. After the inspection, if you are telling the truth about no TV, they will stop sending you threatening letters (for a while).

Its entirely voluntary.

If you don't do this, they may come knocking on the door and try to convince you to let them in, try and look through your windows in your living room to spy a TV, that kind of thing.

>>131898191
>noses

every Fucking Time

>>131900590
Glorious Argentina
>own a tv
>I don't want to use it
>I don't pay shit
>tv gets stolen and i get killed
>But I didn't get taxed

>>131901001

It seems like the inspector has some sort of meme-warrant that doesn't actually have to be signed by a judge.

https://youtu.be/JgBwq_2e1XY?t=2m39s

>>131901483
>you'll lose your own phone if you record me
LEL. Under what authority? What law is that?

>>131901483
aaaaaaaaaaand they get in his house at the end. I can't wait until our unarmed police start asking Muslims to pay TV license. They'll be chased out of the estate faster than they run into canals to save Qurans.

Just ignore them.
I think one of the cunts they threaten to send actually turned up a few weeks ago just as I was setting off out. Shat his little self at the sight of my evil self and fucked off.
They try bullying old people and daft students but they have no authority and are all bluff.
The only way I'd ever have a licence is if I made it to 75.

>>131901716
This.

>>131901483
Yeah its a meme document - it has no authority. Police are fucking clueless about the laws they uphold 99% of the time, they have no right to enter your home just because the TV license man wants to get in. Nor does the TV license man have the right to enter.

He shouldn't have let them in. First thing to do in that instance is lawyer up. I normally hate lawyers, but they have a purpose.

>>131900148
Lol wtf that's such a weird show.. they're looking at genitals and making commentary like as if you were in an art museum trying to sound intellectual

Fucking kek you bloody brits

>>131902002
I live in newcastle and genuinely don't know a single person who pays for that rubbish besides my own mother.

>>131902162
Silly thing is, once you are a certain number of years in you are gold anyway, because the maximum fine is less than you'd have paid for all those years in licensing.

I keep seeing videos where the police turn up though, what is this cuckery? Why are the police trying to get involved? Its not a criminal matter, its a civil one.

>>131901331
take out the getting kiilled and its 100% what happened

>>131898191
don't have a TV. Haven't for years. 3x4k monitors & fibre optic is all I need.

>>131902332
Not sure but in England of days gone by a man at the door demanding tax made him liable for death. So make of that what you will.

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>>131898191

If they didn't show this kind of shit on tv for the plebs then the degenerates who watch this kind of shit for their wank material would be running the streets raping our women.

This way the plebs, and I mean super plebs as they are too plebby to even use the internet, will wank or frig themselves into a stupor over tranny minge or ugly working class people and be for-filled. It will also condition them to find working class people or trannys sexually attractive thus creating a buffer zone between those sorts of people and normal nice middle or upper class people. They'll also be too busy wanking all day to go to universities so have to do things like modern apprenticeships in things like serving coffee or child care, and this stops social mobility.

Tell me again how our TV license is being wasted by Channel 4...

>>131898191
you nigs should check out this https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcjoLhqu3nyOFmdqF17LeBQ
it's like they browse /pol/ and say the exact opposite of what we say

>>131899850
My brother has never had a license. As his house still had an aerial, he had TV people periodically knock, never believing him (he didn't have a tv).
Don't know how it works, now we don't have a signal via aerial anyway,anymore.

>>131906031

they have detector vans that can track where tv signals are going and overlay it on a map.

You need a tv licence to listen to live radio as well although this is not as strictly enforced, perhaps this was creating a false positive for your brother's house.

>>131906416
They don't need to do this, they can just chekc peoples social media accounts to see if they talk about tv shows. Easy.

Turned TV on for shits last night while I was eating, rarely watch TV, but still live with family. This was the first fucking thing I saw. Honestly, it made me very upset. This degeneracy is getting pushed down our throats non-stop and it's fucking depressing.

>>131906416
Yeah, they also wallop you automatically, when you buy a new set.

>>131898386
That's life, dude.

As much as I hate this (((degenerate))) show.

>>131900201
no it won't you fucking retard I watched it last night

>>131908550
wew calm down son. I'm sorry I'm not up to date on the TV standards of channel 4. You are clearly the superior being.

>>131901483
lol sovereign citizen btfo
based welsh bailiff

>>131898656
Can't be arrested. TV licence men act tough but they're just hired thugs for the BBC. They can take you to court but they rarely ever do, they mostly just rely on sending you threatening letters in the hopes you get scared into paying. They can request a warrant if they believe you are using a TV without a licence but they have to have evidence to begin with which is near impossible to come by unless your TV is in your front room and the curtains are open. Even then I say "warrant" it's literally them just asking a police officer to hold there hand and check if you have a TV on their behalf. If you do they'll try and push you to pay again. If not then they may take you to court, but they're unlikely to prove you were watching live TV unless you were literally watching live TV and they saw you do it. And even then, if they some how miraculously win (which usually occurs by just admitting you watched live TV without a licence), despite all the bollocks they write about £1000 fines, nearly every single court case they've ever won has just resulted in the defendant being ordered to pay the sum equivalent to the licence fee.

Never watch iplayer or any ofthat shit if you don't have a licence though, that shit is far far easier to track than actual TVs

>>131898377
Channel 4 does also get tellytax gibs, potatofriend

>>131909920
It doesn't but it is state owned.

>>131900203
If they ever peep through your window, pretend not to see them and start jerking off.

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>>131898191
>tfw there's people here who unironically still watch tv

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>>131901001
don't they have vans that drive around from time to time checking neighboorhoods to see who's illegally watching tv?

i remember reading something about that.

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>>131911526
This, throw the fucking electric jew out and stockpile as many useful books as you can instead

>>131898191
meanwhile, Polish national tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB735bObxZY

at least now I am happy that people are forced to pay for this, whether they like it or not. It is actually nice to see far-right nationalists teamed up 5v1 against some lefty cunt

is this a muslim board now?

NAKED BODIES ARE HARAM

How can I make my mummy and daddy not pay tv licence anymore? I don't want my family getting jewed:(