Tell me something you know about Australia Hardmode: from

>>131880242
Lost vs emus

>>131880242
>tell me something about australia
Cunt's fucked

Tones

It used to have factories and white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvVdaP6FvFQ

>>131880242
They make burgers out of kangaroos.

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>>131880469
NO NO NO
I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG TIME PERIOD

>>131880322
That's about all I know too.

>>131880242
Bruce Chatwin wrote a pretty good novel about it

>>131880242
>Hardmode: from this millennium.

abos lmfao

>>131880242
Hard mode eh...
The merkin people from north of Cooktown used to prefer eat Chinese people be us their diet made them tastier than the whites who flocked to the palmer river goldrush in the late 1860s

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This famous aussie wrote and sang one of your biggest international hits, "tie me kangaroo down", which originally had a line about abos in it but no longer does.

He invented the wobble board which is featured in that song and no other recording.

He was also a child molester.

>>131880242

I envy their Barra engines.

>>131880342
Strewth mate

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The sydney harbor bridge, which Paul Hogan of Crocodile Dundee helped build before he became a movie star, is a wonderful bridge. However, it frightened the locals so much that they added the fake stone towers which do absolutely nothing but they made everyone feel safe.

>>131880242
Underarm bowlers

>>131880242
Aborigines stole Julia's shoe

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When one of the British royals was in the hospital, giving birth I think, an aussie morning zoo radio show called up the hospital and convinced pic related that they were the king or something, and they got some rather bland information from a nurse.

pic related felt so bad about not being able to handle that bantz that she committed suicide.

port arthur shooting

Our white Australia policy excluded Jews and the literally specified to only accept people of Aryan decent.

Nazi Australia when?

>>131880242
Kangaroos, boomerangs, digeridoos, Fosters, Mel Gibson, spiders, ex-penal colony, abbos, "thats naught uh knoif", AC/DC... is there anything else to know really?

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The best tennis player to come out of australia was an abo. Here she is winning Wimbledon.

>>131880242
Shazza on the corner will give you head for a shard of ice.

>>131880242
>I'm just waiting for a mate
>What's your mate's name?
>James
>What's your name?
>James

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It's completely uncivili--

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Australians have two national dishes. Meatpies, which they purchase at servos (gas stations) and snags, which they purchase in the parking lot of Bunning's hardware stores.

pic related is a snag. they love these things. no, they really do.

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>>131880874
>He thinks neanderthals live in cities and didn't get pushed out to the arid zones, islands and mountains.

Other groups hostile to our interests are much higher in numbers. Abbos are a back-burner concern.

>>131880242
Drop bears are cunts

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another famous aussie rock star (INXS singer) managed to kill himself by masturbating.

>>131880242
le epic yahtzee xDDDD

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>>131880874
Actually new information presented to me indicates that reporting to be aboriginal is very profitable, so they look a lot like gypsies these days. For SOME REASON.

>>131881470
>hotdog with a slice of bread for a bun

That works in a pinch, but why would you go out of your way to eat it like that? Put that shit on an actual hotdog bun and it looks like a decent New York style dog

>>131881670
Actual hot dogs buns cost $6. nobody is going to do that.

>>131881470
>Tomato sauce and onion
one or the other mate

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>>131880242

The abbos sleep in the middle of the road, and need to be told not to. They die because they are sleeping on the road.

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not only do aussies love to play cricket (totally not gay), they are so unsportsmanlike that pic related created an international incident that still hurts feefees to this day

>>131881670
It's not a hot dog you absolute yank

>>131881708
What, why? Just bought a pack of 8 for $0.88 a few days ago here in Merica

>>131881802
Is he throwing the ball fucking underarm

>>131880242
Australians brought in the Cane Toad to manage pests, but it grew out of control and began killing indigenous wildlife. Now the Australians run over the toads in a game called "hoppy-squish-squash."

>>131880242
We have had nuclear tests here and a reside over a ton of uranium resources but are cucked out of owning nuclear weapons and power plants.

I swear to christ if we had our own nukes we would stop having to bend over to the US, UK and China.
Its high time we stopped relying on others for defense when we're capable of stockpiling the ultimate deterrent.

>>131881779
I've seen this in Weipa.. fucking hilarious.. they are truly dumb.. but they got nothing o. PNG

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>>131881819

more pics of australian hotdogs

>>131881871

it was something about the other team about to score 100 or 1000 or some gay assed shit and he threw a ground ball which is totally legal BUT THAT'S NOT CRICKET. so they all cried.

>>131881871
Trevor chappell is a cunt

>>131882013
they are not hotdogs you fucking idiot

>>131881883
>hoppy-squish-squash
Please stop being so culturally insensitive. Hoppy-squish-squash is when a kangaroo jumps into your car through the front windscreen while you are driving and tries to mess everything up. Croaker-crusher is where you run over cane toads.

I know it's home to based Geoff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSB4sQGT_4

>>131880242
it has hot men

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>>131882127

well I'm sorry. have some extra ketchup on your meatpie

My Australian friend said you cunts don't take history or geography I'm high school, or is not required.
How true is this? I don't believe him.

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>>131881991
>they are truly dumb.. but they got nothing

This is not a chicken and egg dilemma. They are truly dumb(and lazy, and feel entitled for no reason), therefore they have nothing.

>>131882250
its not ketchup you faggot

>>131881871
>>131882013

New Zealand needed 6 off the last ball to draw the match, so basically impossible for them to do it anyway, Australian bowler bowls underarm to ensure they cannot get a 6 and will lose the match (either because he thought he was so shit he would give a way a 6, or just because he wanted to be a cunt)

>>131882127
Still mad

>>131880242

>Blundstone boots are dead comfy
>Tame Impala and Pond have wicked tunes tbf
>Beautiful wide open spaces, great if you've swallowed the FarmPill and you're not a Urban Cuck
>Is meat still cheap over there?

>>131880242
Your mussies don't like chocolate stores

>>131881068

The phallic stone towers were added because Sydney is a fag town.

>>131880242
Dumbass. That ain't New Zealand!
We are just the two smaller islands above the one that's being pointed out.
Jesus, get it right!

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>>131882281

no offense, but is taking obvious bait your special talent?

pic related is my favorite aussie international star, yahoo serious.

>>131882281

Youre telling me you have a sauce for meat pies and its not ketchup? Sorry, I think I have to take my flag off for this one, feels like were getting into Canadian levels of discussion here.

>>131882267
I did both of them, history twice in fact. Graduated last year.

>>131882427
no one uses ketchup full stop except when you get given it at maccas

>>131881216

Shit, how will Britain ever find another paki?!

>>131882280
Mate.. you reckon boongs are bad... PNG niggers are fucking off tap

>>131881288
>Fosters
only poms and abos drink that shit

>>131881261

The problem we faced in the past is not having any non-whites to gas.

We are working on remedying this though.

>>131882498

I dont know what Maccas is. We have meat pies in Canada, and some people do eat them with ketchup, like maybe 30-40%. I like hotsauce myself.

131882521
>>131880578
Triennial reminder that post-war Australia was an example of a democratic national socialist society
>explicitly racial policy (white Australia policy)
>full employment (picture related)
>strong worker protections
>compulsory national service
>major public works
>subsidised housing, education, health

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>>131882676
Forgot picture

>>131881802
Haha
Faggots here still cry about it.
It wasn't against the rules, so it's fine.

Just like the yanks having two boats in the boat race that we just won!

Sports is kinda gay here though, it is so fucking hyped that you end up just being weary of it and start constructive pastimes instead!

>>131882663
>hotsauce
what the actual fuck

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>>131880242
You lost your PM not too long ago when he allegedly drowned in the ocean. Unironically you then dedicated a pool to him. Love Aussie Land.

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>>131881802
reeeeee

The real crocodile dundee was shot by gungrabbers

New Zealand looks so happy.

>>131882663
>>131882498

Lol Mcdicks rebranded to Maccas in Australia in 2013, thats news to me. Reminder they promote faggotry to children, in countries where they know children are taken away from their parents if the family is christian and the kid decides hes a fag before he has hormones.

Stop eating there.

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>>131881499

>>131882663
tomato sauce instead of ketchup

>>131881991

Abbos were kicked out of PNG then genocided the real original inhabitants.

>>131882729

Hot sauce goes on most things, like scotch bonnet pepper sauce. The result of having all these Jamaicans and curry niggers in your country, you develop a taste for spicy things.

>>131880242
Invaded by cane toads

>>131880242
Damo and Darren live there
also kangaroo jack

>>131882905
no it bloody doesn't you put sauce on things to cool it down

>>131882905
H.P sauce or you are fucking out of the commonwealth you cheeky Mountie!

>>131880546
Stingrays killed your national hero

boongs huff petrol and molest their children. every native animal is out to kill you. everywhere except a few tiny areas is uninhabitable desert. nogunzlol.

sounds like a pretty bleak place.

>>131880242

The "longest golf course in the world" runs along the southern coast for over 1300km from start to finish driving from hole to hole.

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>>131882979

Ah yes, HP is good on beef, pork, I even eat it on chicken. Dont think Ive seen it around as much lately.

>>131882978

>kiwi getting triggered because he has never heard of hot sauce

It just means pepper sauce. A hot sauce will be composed of peppers. Like Franks, thats hot sauce, for plebs. Real men use Graces.

>>131882267

Both are compulsory until year 11.

But its not like a constant class, you will always have a SOSE (studies of society and environment) class but it usually changes semester to semester.

So you might have Geography one semester, then history the next.

>>131883130
oh chillies

>>131883130
As a former leaf, I know Graces is for fags. Real men use Frank's RH

>>131882267
changes depending on the state, its compulsory up to year nine in victoria though

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In Australia, roos are the kings of the animal world. Except when emus and dropbears are around.

>>131880242
Drop bears are a menace.

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>>131880469
TFW I recognise the clean, bright new tenement blocks they show which are now filthy eyesores filled with refugees in a suburb which isn't safe for whites after dark.

>>131880242
>Tell me something you know about AustraliaHardmode: from this millennium.

Owning a kids slingshot will count as a firearms offense if you own one or try and import one in half of Australia. No exaggeration.

>>131883219

Most leafs are fags so what would you know. Graces will put sweat on your brow, franks is bandwagon aged cayenne garbage.

>>131883219
>Real men use Frank's RH

I've never tried Frank's because I got sick of that radio ad where grandma says "I put that bleep on everything".

Tapatio is my main hot sauce, but Siracha is awesome on some things that can handle the sugar and garlic.

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>>131883315
Day of the rake, lads.

>>131880242
You have the highest drug consumption and gambling losses in the world. Also the highest alcohol consumption outside of Slavic countries. Garbage educational attainment compared to other countries of equivalent wealth. I could list more, but I'm just doing facts instead of opinions right now.

You also have that faggot speed skater who won a gold medal at the Olympics. I guess you have that going for you.

Also

>>131883311
wrong, its only considered a weapon, not a firearm, and only if it has an arm brace

>>131883130
>>131883219

You're both wrong. Blair's is the only way to go. The rest is all shit.

NT and SA are the only true Aussies. Everyone else is a Quigley Down Under larper.

>>131882361

Pork is cheep atm

Eye fillet is about 35AUD a kilo
Scotch is about 28
Porterhouse about 24.

Shitter cuts of beef is cheaper but why bother.

You can get skin on chicken breast for about 4 bucks a kilo.

Lamb is expansive.

Turkey is always on clearence because nobody eats that shit.

>>131883358
Try Frank's. It's actually good for a mainstream brand.

>>131883399
this is literally liquid gold, i got some bottles when we docked in pascagoula and we went to shop at walmart,i also loved the cayun bbq sauce you have

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>>131883399

pic related is one that mexicans are always recommending at the job site, so one day I'll have to try it out.

Based on what they can do to a porta-john I'd say they are probably experts on hot sauce.

>>131883399

>1 drop does it

Why not just use tabasco. Graces has a taste to it. Ive never tried that stuff, but if it actually only takes 1 drop, its probably just bottled pain.

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>>131882250
IFOJWEIOFWEFHEWIOFIOWEHFIOUEWHF(WEEHW*(FFHWEHFWEFH(EWFH(WEF*(HWE*(FHWE*(FHWE(FH(EWHF(*WEHF(*WEHF(
IT IS NOT FUCKING KETCHUP YOU FUCKING AMERIFATS KETCHUP IS FOR INFERIOR AMERIFAT OBESITY RACE THEY ONLY LIVE FOR 40 YEARS AND WE HAVE THE ULTAMITE MASTER RACE WE HAVE TOMATO SAUCE FHWEFUIHWEFUIHUH&*HF&*H$#&*(FH(#$FH(*#$F(*H#$*(FH*#$

>>131880242
the two major parties have successfully made politics so boring everyone has tuned out.

>>131882129
Why are Australians the best?
God bless you, every one

>>131883684
thank you lad

>>131882298
if its not against the rules whats the problem with doing this? if it gives you some kind of advantage why doesn't everyone do it?

i know nothing about cricket sorry.

>>131882267
I'm in Western Australia so it might be different in the east states. In high school we had Maths, English, P.E., Generic Science, Health and S.O.S.E. (Studies of society and environment). You had 2 more elective subjects but those ones were the ones everyone got. SOSE was basically history/geography/all that stuff really.
In the last 2 years of high school you could drop everything but maths, english and P.E. and science/SOSE get split into their speciality things like biology/physics and history/politics/whatever.

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>>131882129

>windscreen
>implying its a screen if it doesnt let some things pass through mesh holes
>implying it doesnt shield you from wind, making it a windshield.

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>>131883633

i was just funnin

have a classic aussie bant from /int/

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>>131883579

Cholula is cheap watery garbage.
>Pic related is what you need.

Based on how hot you like the rim of your asshole to be on the way out, you can get fucking crazy with Ultra Death. Original and Muerte are the best tasting though.

>>131883754
Legalism is for Jews, cricket is supposed to be a gentleman's game.

>>131880242
Shane Warne got fat. Then thin. Then fat again. Now he's a woman.

Dont get along with emus, everyone is attractive, too many gooks, cucked with guns, adds a Y and shortens every word which is actually kinda cool to me. Example: sunnys = sunglasses

>>131883818
only burgers call it a windshield you cuck

>>131882728

I'm a boat builder, the kiwis here are insufferable atm. I hate sailing.

Oh, your boats can go 90km/h woah!!! That's nearly faster that my car in second gear.

Cunts

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>>131880242
Ned Kelly was bretty cool

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>>131883822
it was a good joke gotta admit good one mate

>>131883754
It's not against the rules (or it wasn't then), it's just a case of very poor sportsmanship. There didn't need to be a rule because cricket is a gentlemen's game, it's assumed that the teams would give each other a fair chance and not try to win at all costs. Particularly so against New Zealand, given they're our neighbour. The odds of the New Zealand batsman hitting a six and winning were not enormous (basically like getting a homer) so bowling underarm and denying them that chance is very poor form.

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>>131883875

that looks a bit scary, but I'll look for it.

meanwhile, back to australian delicacies.

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>>131883939

Stop appealing to authority, and only Strayans call it windscreen.

>>131884029
hell yeah arnotts they are the real shit for tea

>>131883943
What? 90 kms? That's very fast for a vessel...are you into ski boats or what?

>>131881470

>when gooks complain that getting permament residency in australia is too hard. They don't know the secret shortcut to getting it with a simple payment of $2.50

Which is go down to your local bunnings, eat a fucking snag and you'll be handed over your permament residence after finishing it. The fucking gooks, poos, chinks and seppos don't know this though and will never know the true australian culture.

>>131883050

The animals are harmless unless you hit a wombat in your ute.

We have like 15% of people have firearms licences.

>>131883476
well that's fine then some rubber bands and a y shaped stich or piece of plastic is enough to land you in ail in asutalia.

Pathetic

"In some Australian states slingshots are classed as an illegal weapon so be sure to check out your local state weapons act before you place your order to avoid disappointment. You can find these links along with further information on our Terms & Conditions page"

https://www.outdoorswarehouse.com.au/Slingshots

http://www.sapolice.sa.gov.au/sapol/services/firearms_weapons/weapons_body_armour.jsp

Prohibited weapons include:

Knives
•ballistic knife where the blade is fired by explosion, mechanics or percussion
•butterfly knife / Bali knife / Balisong knife
•handheld fighting knives including flick knives, trench knives, push knives, Ka-Bars, United States Marine Corps knife
•knife belt that conceals or disguises the knife
•star knife / shuriken / ninja star / throwing star
•whole or part of a knife that cannot be detected by a metal detector or x-ray.

Daggers
•double-sided blade or spike-style blade daggers
•traditional Scottish daggers - Dirk and Sgian dhu.

Other weapons
•nunchakus martial arts weapon
•bayonet
•brace catapult / slingshot
•concealed weapons
•extendable baton
•full-size or pistol cross-bow
•hand or foot claws / ninja claws
•knuckle duster including weighted or studded gloves
•laser pointer of more than 1 milliwatt
•morning star, also known as English or medieval mace
•poniard, a Masonic ceremonial weapon
•tear gas where the chemical is CN, CS or DM tear gas.

>>131883476

Dangerous articles

Dangerous articles are a risk to public safety. You cannot possess a dangerous article unless it is allowed under another Act.

Dangerous articles include:
•anti-theft case designed to give an electric shock
•blow gun or blow pipe
•commercially made catapult / slingshot without a brace
•dart projector designed to propel a dart by elastic material
•gas injector device designed to inject gas or other substance into an animal
•handheld electric, sound or electromagnetic self-protection device
•self-protecting offensive, noxious or irritant spray.

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/services-and-events/firearms-and-weapons/weapons

>>131883579
Muh "it's so hot they have to make the cap out of wood", but it's still got a plastic insert in the cap. Still high-tier in spite of the meme cap.

>>131883582
Tabasco is a completely different flavor, and not mellow at all. Tabasco is just fucking Tabasco, it's the meme sauce of meme sauces. It's the A-1 steak sauce of hot sauces.

>>131883579
with out a doubt my favorite brand, youll like it

>>131880242
At first there was only a man named Max, but now we only know him as The Road Warrior, who wanders the Australian Wasteland as a a desert spirit, a wraith of air driven by survival and wanderlust. He is the gaurdian of Australia.

http://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Ente/Brin/Can-I-bring-it-back/Can-I-Bring-It-Back-Weapons/Can-I-Bring-Slingshots-Back

More info

You can't bring in slingshots with an arm brace.

You can bring in normal slingshots or hunting slings without arm braces.

Penalties

Lose your goods, on the spot fine, prosecution and large financial penalties may apply

Examples

Arm brace slingshots, modern slingshots, catapults, slingshot with stabiliser and brace

Exceptions

You can only bring in slingshots with an armbrace if you have state/territory police approval on a B709B form. You may be required to get a state/territory licence.

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>>131880242
Why did you move New Zealand to Tasmania?
New Zealand devil is not gonna work for me.

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>>131884153

Why does the number of assaults per month have 2 spikes with a pit between them, before ultimately falling for what I assume is the winter? Like it doesnt peak in the summer, and fall in the winter. It peaks, then falls, then peaks, then falls much further.

>>131884205
https://www.police.sa.gov.au/services-and-events/firearms-and-weapons/weapons

Dangerous articles include:
•commercially made catapult / slingshot without a brace

Fucking pathetic

>>131884390
>new zealand
>not gonna work

Sounds about right

>>131883943
Reminds me... if you're any good... check out the guy who makes Assegai boats.. if you can get on with hi you're solid

>>131884429

Also yes, Im aware I made a typo in that title.

>>131884325
>The Road Warrior

He better not own a laser pointer of more than 1 milliwatt though

Austalias a joke its even more of a leftist control freak zone than the EU

>>131883455

What's your metric for education levels?
Every rank i can find we are top 10.

>>131884429
>>131884153

Like maybe scorching heat in the middle of the summer keeps people indoors?

•morning star, also known as English or medieval mace
•poniard, a Masonic ceremonial weapon

Tell me Australia are your legislators literally retarded?

>>131884750
Yes

Australia was writer into national law that

A poniard is a Masonic ceremonial weapon.

What's the literacy rate there?

>>131883519
>in Western Australia

Fine, I didn't want to be in this commonwealth anyways.

>>131884098

I know it's fast, i get told that every fucking day.

I spent 10 years making 300km/h race cars. 90km, on water or not doesn't impress me.

>>131884856
I think he's talking about that shitty dagger the freemason society use or some shit

>>131884816

What the fuck is an 'English mace'

•morning star, also known as English or medieval mace

Literally making bizzare shit up. Should have just written 'clubby bonger thingy' and dropped the pretension to having a clue.

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another semi-famous aussie.

I wonder what he's up to these days.

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>>131880242
>Tell me something you know about Australia

I know that pic related will be Australia in the year 2030, split between the Free State of Western Australia and the Victorian Chinese People's Provisional Democratic Republic.

>>131885034

he just harps on about right wing politics and demands that we stay as a monarchy.

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>>131880242
Waleed Aly sucks muhammads dick 24/7

>>131880342
cunt is fucked

>>131885034
Triggered

Bo

>>131884727

The hot nights and holiday season over December/january mean alot of excess drinking and fighting. Some weeks it wont go under 25 at all, so alot of people out and about drinking.

>>131884978
>I think he's talking about that shitty dagger the freemason society use or some shit

Bug problem in Australian crime is it? Crazy feemasons with stabby-doofer-bongers

A poniard for the educationally challenged (talking to you Australian government is an archaic tern for a a small, slim dagger. Or more correctly - a Renaissance French and Italian item that belongs in a museum if genuine. Australian government does what with Renaissance antiques? Put them in the 'burney melterdaroo'?

If these are the ruling oligarchy then what the fuck is the average Australian like?

>>131885007
The actual regulations are clearer, eg:

>morning star—an article designed as a weapon consisting of a weight
(whether or not with spikes or blades) attached to a chain, rope or a length of
other flexible material

>>131885034
No one really cares about him. He's like princess Margaret to Bindi's Elizabeth.

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>>131885383
>If these are the ruling oligarchy then what the fuck is the average Australian like?

The ones in the cities? Fucking poofs who want more and more nanny state.

Out in the rural areas are the real Australians who hate that shit and have firearms. When they were promoting the gun buyback in the 90s the Prime Minister had to wear a bulletproof vest when he was in my neck of the woods.

>>131880242
There is a chance that a koala drunken off eucalyptus leaves will fall off of a tree and right on top of your head.

>>131880242
the land is lovely some places but because of cunt jellyfish you often have to close beaches because they have over 3 meter long tentacles that will still give you the pain of your lifetime and kill you and they have a habit of dropping those off in the water but they still work.

>>131880342
fucking oath.

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One of my favorite movies, Mad Max was filmed there.

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>>131885419
>>morning star—an article designed as a weapon consisting of a weight (whether or not with spikes or blades) attached to a chain, rope or a length of other flexible material


That's NOT a 'morning star' though see pic related . I give up. Australia is full of retards

Stay the fuck away from a cassowary.

>>131881390
classic stuff

41% obesity ? Might be wrong though

>>131880242
Australia is the most underdeveloped habitable continent in the world. It has plenty of space to welcome refugees. Any argument to the contrary is based on a lie. All Muslims and Mexicans seeking to leave their country and live elsewhere should be sent to Australia.

>>131881670
See the thing is, that is real meat.

>>131881802
Fuck off, cricket is entirely based upon bantz.

>>131880242
It is shaped like a dog head looking west and a cat head looking east. Tasmania is the cat food.

>>131885694
>>If these are the ruling oligarchy then what the fuck is the average Australian like?The ones in the cities? Fucking poofs who want more and more nanny state. Out in the rural areas are the real Australians who hate that shit and have firearms. When they were promoting the gun buyback in the 90s the Prime Minister had to wear a bulletproof vest when he was in my neck of the woods.

you are the not retarded Australian. You poor bastard.

>>131880242
>Tell me something you know about Australia
We are full, no more immigrants are welcome and non whites will leave soon

>>131880242
v e g e m i t e

Like the Jawas in Star Wars, they use a randomly variable language. The meaning of "Nah mate, gwine tak some jooblies inna wanna wanga down to the ol' calgoolie roo" depends entirely on context.

>>131884205
>>131884205
>•handheld electric, sound or electromagnetic self-protection device

What? A loud beepy save me alarm is an offensive weapon in Australia?

What is going on down there?

beepy warner eary hurter is dangerdoubler in the old sqaliderdoo rapey clanger time two months

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The term White Australia policy comprises various historical policies that effectively barred people of non-European descent from immigrating to Australia. There was never any specific policy titled such, but the term was invented later to describe a collection of policies that were designed to exclude people from Asia (particularly China) and the Pacific Islands (particularly Melanesia). These policies were progressively dismantled between 1949 and 1973.[3]

Picture of Australian HS Students proves the old adage "if it ain't broke dont fix it."

Of all the bad weapons and firearm legislation on the planet (and Ireland is pretty bad) there can be nothing that was so conspicuously written by a bunch of ill educated, illiterate morons as Australian 'law'.

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>>131883455
>Garbage educational attainment compared to other countries of equivalent wealth.

P. Sherman
141 Wallaby Way
Sydney, Australia.


Also, make sure to visit Bundanyabba.

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>>131883455
>Also the highest alcohol consumption outside of Slavic countries.

Zyzz brah

>>131886891
I just want a Second Amendment, an AR-15, and Castle Doctrine. Is it that much to ask for?

you had a prime minister that drowned

and you had two radio show presenters fired after a 14 year old girl said she was raped on a live broadcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvvETTmSH0

>>131886590

Seems about right. 50% of my marrage is obese.

>number 2 hdi
Only behind some bjorns who hit oil

>>131881916
Jesus Christ give it a rest Boss

>>131888113
Still the best anglo country. Stay golden bushman

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Thank you Australia for these.

>>131880242
they surpassed USA as the fattest nation a few years back

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>>131880242

>>131888663
Fake news. The combined Australian overweight + obesity rate was compared with the American obesity rate only, the media loves a big man bites fog story so they blew it up and never bothered to retract it once it was pointed out that it was based on a very simple error

>>131880923
>was
Rolf is a child molester and a damn fine one at that.
8/10 would get fiddled.

>>131888535
TimTams are wonderful.
Here's a tip: use one TimTam bar as a straw to sip up coffee,

>>131881323
Fark m8, shazza will give you a lot more than just head for shard.

>>131881916
Nuclear won't prevent the already occuring invasion. This is a silent war my friend.

>>131883135
My year 7 sose teacher was a dirty, lefty, hippy greek. I hated his homus dip breakfast without knowing what it actually was. Its like i could just aense je was a faggot.
The next sose teacher i remember was a wog shiela that you could tell was forced to be a teacher from her parents peer preasure . I hope theyre renting houses still.

>>131884116
Your mindless yobb meme is as witty as 'The project" cunt. Shut up. Have you visited a bunnings near a new out suburban boomer estate? Filled with pajeet and jake the muss. Those cunts eat at a kj intake in a positive level, hence the fat stomachs.

chink here AMA

>>131880546
Roo meat is shit for mince, too lean.

>>131890829
I breed your women. Do you want advice to pick them up?

>>131890921
too busy trying to get into medicine atm. maybe you can teach me some other time

>>131880242
I miss John Howard, he was the saddest looking Western executive of the past 100 years.

In Australia, everybody needs good neighbours

>>131891282
I don't miss him, he took our guns, gave away our gold, began mass immigration, and squandered the wealth of the mining boom.

>>131880242
there is a series of massive american secret bases, such as pine gap there.

the reason the internet is shitty is it is being throttled by american companies such as cogent communications who actually do the same thing in the uk. "thanks" for making my expensive internet connection complete ass for the last few days.

people have to pirate stuff because hollywood types think stupid aussies and brits will pay lots of money to watch 6mo old episodes of family guy and the latest disney diversityathon.

a bunch of freemasonic nonces from there fly out to flip land to make cp vids (peter scully).

Why didn't you extermimate the aboriginals as well as Americans did?

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Bearing is Funny

https://youtu.be/Zd7ozC4omLk

>>131881470
10/10
Would pay $2.00 for

>>131891612
Yeah you lot are fucked for sure but he was the most neutered cuck in a time of cucks.

>>131880242
Its reassuring to know that there's still a country more cucked than us.

>>131880242
It's not full and it should take refugees.

>>131880242

The north coast is where it's at. :^)

>>131880242
Perth is awfully hot

>>131891866
Faggot

Australia should immediately close immigration and pay its citizens to make babies again.

I miss ozploitation movies.

>>131892166
Say it with me:
NOT
FULL

>>131880242
A full-bodied Victorian Shiraz from a vineyard like Heathcote Winery is killer with a fat piece of Australian scotch fillet

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>>131881216
lmao

>>131881802
At least our sports aren't full of niggers like yours. Why are yanks so shit at sports?

>>131880242
Didnt a guy get stung to death by sting rays there

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>>131891702
>Men hate flat chested women

The original source of life is the buttocks!
Boobs are just a substitute!
Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks!
If asked what you'd rather have, a copy or an original, naturally, I would choose the original!

>>131892356
Have you got any fucking clue how much of the continent is habitable or are you just trolling between felches?

You gotta do a day one demo before you do a reno.

>>131892944
Only nigger countries prefer arse. It's statistically proving. Stop falling for the arse fetish psyop.

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>>131880322
>>131881499
>>131881569

LOL - Americans will believe anything!

>>131883822
You are retarded - GTFO

>>131884333

> Irish

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>>131880242
Pic Related

>>131892981
Git gud cunt

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>>131891866
delete this

>>131893060
Nah man, this girl I've been seeing lately has got maybe the best ass I've ever seen. She's pretty redpilled too, we've listened to fascist covers of pop songs together for fun before.

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>>131880242
2 words Bunnings Snag......

>>131893499
>ass
That doesn't mean what you think it does.

>>131893035
This guy

>>131880242

public shcools suk

>>131880242
Australians are very insecure people, that's why you make these threads everyday

>>131892944

love love love prison school

>>131880242
A good chunk of your people are self-hating cucks

>>131880242
Paul Keating was the last great pine minister Oz had.

Johnny boy got a taste for bush cock immediately, Rudd was a fucking dictator in his own right and teaming up with Conroy to try and force the filter meme when every motherfucked said no and/or It won't work fuckhead and the Ranga was no better. An atheist who supposedly was meant to bring politics back to basics? Nope, better fucking court the religious vote.

Captain creepy pants was a lost cause as Johnny boy 2.0, fat fuck lost all cred when he went from FTTH is the best we should be going for and changed gears to support labby's FTTN crap that Telstra ruined even more.

that chiro dude lost his shit for cracking a babys back

damn shame i tells ya

>>131895396
>Paul Keating was the last great pine minister Oz had.
No, Curtin was.

>>131895465
Chiropractors are bullshit.

>>131883923
>Now he's a woman.

Bob Woolmer wishes, then he could join the woman's trophy team.

>>131883754
>if its not against the rules whats the problem with doing this? if it gives you some kind of advantage why doesn't everyone do it?
>
>i know nothing about cricket sorry.

Okay, in Cricket underarm bowling is what you do to teach kids with and when you play informal games.

To win the game new zealand needed 4 more runs (they had to hit it to the boundary rope at the edge of the field, if it crosses in the air it is worth 6 runs and if it touches the ground on the way there it is worth 4), (these are known as 4s, and 6s respectively).

Anyway they needed a ball in the air, and even if you bowl an underarm ball (the same as pitching in softball) it should stay in the air or bounce on the pitch so the batter can hit it.

What made it a dick move is that the bowler DELIBERATELY rolled the ball along the ground while bowling to taunt the batsman.

>>131880242
You have strange wildlife, including egg-laying mammals, giant jumping opossums, and near-humans.

>>131895910
IDK man. Hearing the sound of your spine creaking is scary when you realize it is actually coming from within your body BUT the results are amazing.

>>131888663

Middle eastern and pacific islander countries are way fatter than us.

>>131882676
Reminder that jews were at the forefront of the opposition to the white Australia policy, and ultimately succeeded in dismantling it.

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2016/06/06/the-jewish-war-on-white-australia-refugee-policy-and-the-african-crime-plague-part-1/

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/08/13/the-war-on-white-australia-a-case-study-in-the-culture-of-critique-part-1-of-5/

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>>131892777

Burger-tards will believe ANYTHING

>>131896128
They still lie about being doctors, their practice is pure pseudoscience, and there are no longterm benefits to cracking your back. Fix your posture and you won't have problems.

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>>131880242
Hazelwood is a legitimately good pace bowler,mitchell chuck is hurr durr chuck it fast tier.

Many of your town names are made up of abo gibberish. You use words like "bogan."
You kicked in some shitskin heads at cronulla. You have a very high minimum wage.

>>131896855
>You have a very high minimum wage.
Not really.

>>131880469
>Jews and sand niggers have wanted to ruin stability and happiness for thousands of years
>we allow those same rodents to live

>>131896346
>Fix your posture and you won't have problems
Bullshit. I'm well built, not flatfooted, not limp-wristed and I still get a lot of pain in my spine every now and then.

>>131881470
have you yanks ever had a snag with onions and tomato sauce?

>>131897175
Because you have issues that you're either not admitting or not aware of.

Paul Hogan is gay and loves swallowing abbo cock?

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>>131880242
a quick reminder

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>>131897246

If that's a sausage, wonderful. The white bread is fine if that's all you have. I'd pass on the ketchup and onions. Some mustard would be nice, or even some mayo.

>>131897343
I don't have issues god damn it. I've done every scan imaginable to modern medical science. My spinal column and the rest of my skeleton for that matter can be put in anatomy textbooks as an example of perfect skeletal structure.

>>131897527
>australia for ants

>>131897647
>My spinal column and the rest of my skeleton for that matter can be put in anatomy textbooks as an example of perfect skeletal structure.
Obviously not because you still have pain. You sound like one of those oblivious obesity proponents. Do you really think back pain comes from nowhere?

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>>131897246
These are my preferred snags. About a dollar each, takes 45 seconds in the microwave to warm 'em up. I usually eat them straight up though, no bun or nothin. But I do love me some baked or grilled onions, sounds like a good idea.

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>>131880242
Brit expats... pathetic creatures.

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>>131897957
>microwave

>>131897807
>You sound like one of those oblivious obesity proponents
I told you I'm well built. Since when does it translate to landwhale?
>Do you really think back pain comes from nowhere?
OFC not. But a chyro goes kung-fu on my spine and the pain goes away.

Is Hobart nice? Id consider moving to Australia but I fucking hate the heat.

It is sinking due to the number of immigrants. In 50 years it will fully sink into the ocean.

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>>131898107
Heat & Eat, m8, that's what it says on the tin.

>>131881470
I thought Aussies lived off LA Ice cola

>>131898131
>I told you I'm well built. Since when does it translate to landwhale?
I said sound LIKE, as in, you're oblivious to your problems and think you're perfect, blaming your problems elsewhere. Just as obesity proponents say they can't lose weight despite being perfect, you say you have back pain despite being perfect in that regard.
>OFC not. But a chyro goes kung-fu on my spine and the pain goes away.
Then it comes back. So obviously you have an underlying issue and merely alleviating the symptoms is doing nothing to correct something that is going to manifest to a greater degree as you age. You should fix the issue now while you still can.

>>131898225
I'm from Tasmania, and Hobart is shit. Avoid it.

They take their espresso seriously.

Things I know about Straya:
Mel Gibson
Mad Max
Silverchair
Guy Pierce
Animal Kingdom
a couple of other movies I can't think of the names of
Jim Jefferies
terrifying wildlife
fire twisters

>>131880242
Why the fuck does New Zealand keep moving around

>>131898475
>Just as obesity proponents say...
Nah, man. #1 I'm old enough to not be affected by that progressive shit even in USA and #2 will take a few more years to spill over here through TV
>You should fix the issue now while you still can.
Done all scans known to man. Zilch. Bypassed socialized medicine where I could and went private with my own shekels. Had a dozen doctors tell me my spine is perfect.

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>>131898473
>LA Ice cola

Whenever my mom bought store-brand sodas, I always felt like we were poor people who couldn't afford the real stuff.

In reality, I probably could not tell the difference in a blind test.

>>131899124
>Nah, man. #1 I'm old enough to not be affected by that progressive shit even in USA and #2 will take a few more years to spill over here through TV
You missed the point.
>Done all scans known to man. Zilch. Bypassed socialized medicine where I could and went private with my own shekels. Had a dozen doctors tell me my spine is perfect.
Then they're wrong. How do you think a perfect spine gives you back pain? Giving you pain precludes it from being perfect. You'll probably be in a wheelchair if you live past 60.

>>131883875
Why has Blair vanished off the face of the earth? His chips have been out of stock everywhere for months

>>131880242
They will be the next country to adopt gay marriage, after Germany.

>>131897531
>>131897957
I don't think you guys have it right. Snags are sausages, just cheap sausages not fancy stuff. Only condiments you can get at sausage sizzle are tomato sauce (different to ketchup) and grilled onions

>>131899223
I feel you there hell I prefer some knock off brands to store brands they just taste less syrupy and I know that sounds like an oxymoron

>>131880242
They are control freak liberal fucktards

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>>131880242

>>131880242
We normally beat you at cricket fairly easily. However, when you win, you completely obliterate us.

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>>131900559
>We normally beat you at cricket fairly easily
On the occasions that you actually manage to beat us.

>>131900559
>fairly easily.

Don't bend the truth.

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>>131900799
>>131900799
>>131900799
>>131900799
Do not let this thread slide, /qa/fags are rampant and they are invading both us and /bant/

>>131880242
All your car factories closed in the last 5 years.

>>131887161
I assume rail/coilguns or various tasers. microwave and sound can cause severe pain.

Our government is largely corrupt and incompetent, I've never met anyone happy about the situation.

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>>131900521
>what is this

>>131897957

Seems Good,
I'm originaly from central europe... And in Australia its really hard to find qood quality smoked sausages... even vienna or frankfurt style.... It's mostly fresh minced rubbish... with fair bit lamb minced into it...

>>131902253
The thing about Texas is we had a lot of German settlers back in the 1800s, so wurst sausage is one of the bbq standards, plus we evolved weiner schnitzel into chicken fried steak.

>>131899223
LA Cola Thats a povo instore brands one of the supermarket chains sell...

Unlike in US, all our soft drinks contain real sugar, none of that corn rubbish they use in the u.s.

No semi-auto firearms.

>>131880242
Surpassed America in obesity.

>>131880993
Best answer

>>131882676
>compulsory national service
Who's coming to get you? Emus?

>>131880242
WE ARE THE BIKEY BIKEY BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk