>you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's

>>131859152
I could probably roll over on him and get a good advantage.

>>131859152
the only ass he'll be slapping is mine

>>131859152
Run over a bunch of frenchies in retaliation

Say my girl's not a lesbian

>>131859152
don't do anything..this man will cuck you, just like he is going to cuck Jared in a few months.

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>>131859152
He's just like Justin.

That's my grandmother not my girlfriend, anon.

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>>131859152
die

You spelled 'grandmother' wrong.

>>131859152
Stamp on him.

>>131859152
Detonate my vest.

>>131859152
Club would just be a bunch of dead people on the floor because it's France.

>>131859152
i would drop this manlet faggot in a half second fuck him

>>131859152
>your girlfriend's
more likely your mother's

or grandma's

>>131859152
Ask him to surrender

>>131859152
Tell him she's too young for him (14)

>>131859664
lol

>>131859152
Give him a firm handshake

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I would tell him that he should go fuck his living sofa of a woman. Then I would bend him over my knee and slap his ass. When his mommy waifu comes to save him, I will slap her in the face and make her watch what I do to her husband. I cut off his hands and feet, also his nose and ears. Then I throw him on a street to die. I let the bitch free to call 911 so that llittle asshat can survive and suffer for the rest of his life. When the police arrives, I will say that it was all just a joke, nothing personell.

>>131860046
Sheesh, kid.

Go to the nursing home and fuck his wife.

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He's gay, you should be more worried about your own ass anon.pic related is his boy toy.scandal happened before he was even on the run for the election

>>131859152

Call his mom and tell her he's past his curfew.

>>131859152
>wonder how the fuck I ended up with a gf and in a club

>>131859152
Pick him up and throw him back in the manlet pit.

>>131860757
Why are French men so handsome?