>be me >see neighbor running down street occasionally >she's

>>131854623
Fuck off you dumb ass retard, type like a normal person and grow the fuck up

>>131854623
Start running through your neighborhood too.
Use your imagination.

>>131854623
wow what a cool political story from a totally normal person. cool.

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>>131854716
To be quite honest I was thinking that I had posted on /b/, but since I've been hopping between there and here for the night, I made a mistake and posted here instead. My apologies.

For what it's worth, I expected the same type of response from either place.

>>131854623
Stugs are my favourite afv.
This thread isn't political, but here is some advice anyway.
Just fucking talk to her.
Same as any other girl, she'll have some self esteem issues and so won't think she is better than you, unless you are shit tier.

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>>131854623
>If not, tank pics are cool too.

>>131855176
Dammit, we suck at tanks.
Not that we'd ever need them.
China will defend its southernmost soil from any aggressor with ships and jets.

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>>131855152
Confident I'm not shit-tier, so I guess you're right in terms of girls having their own personal issues to deal with.

For the sake of the board this will be my last response, as I don't want to distract from more important things.

Have a good morning, Ausbro.

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>>131855344
I think it's cute :3

>>131854623
>be blonde aryan
>desperately need a daddy
>need to keep /fit/ so I can stay attractive
>one day while running see quiet neighbor aryan anon mowing his lawn
>see him working up a sweat
>wipes his brow and his bicep flexes
>oh how sexy anon is
>he looks up and smiles at me, gives me a wave
>decide to walk over and say hi
>"oh hi anon *giggle* you look like you're really working."
>anon blushes
>"aww tehe you're blushing! Is it because of these?"
>grab huge tender breasts and start massaging them for anon
>anon gulps and his face turns red as a tomato
>I can see his bulge grow tight
>"mmm you're all exited for me. Maybe I can help you with that?"
>grab anon's crotch
>"wow you're really big anon. Lets bring this to the bedroom!"
>take anon into the bedroom, take off my top and start massaging my breasts while moaning
>"o-oh anon, im so wet, fuck me anon!"
>anon starts unbuckling his trousers and tugging his shirt off
>sexy anon grabs my ass as I start riding his cock
>"o-oh a-a-anon you're s-so big!"
>tits bouncing, feel my pussy clench around his fat cock
>he lets out a groan as I feel his hot cum invade my pussy
>"Yes! Give me your aryan seed anon! I want your babies!"
>you cuddle together, anon stroking your belly as you both think of the white babies you will make

>>131855176
New Zealand's parliament was originally a wooden shed, give them some slack

>>131855666
Thanks Satan!

>>131855600
I don't get it

Where is the punchline?
>it doesn't have to be a BBC joke

>>131854623
It's 75x49.5mm 495 mm would mean the shell is 49.5 cm wide. A bit much dontchathink?

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>>131855176
Is that a tractor to tank conversion? The central picture looks much the same shape as a tractor but with tracks instead of tires.

Be fair on New Zealand, we have a tiny population and are isolated from the rest of the world by much ocean. Tanks are not something that we have ever really needed. It would be very difficult to transport them to Europe during the world wars and there has never been need for them here.

>>131854623

Start running yourself on the same path and you will bump into each other.

>>131854623
This isn't your blog you fucking faggot. Typing like a teen from /b/ fucks sake.

Sage

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>>131859710
Is that a tractor to tank conversion?
Yup. It was built to have anything in case of a Japanese invasion.
You are lucky that never happened because it was painfully slow and barely bulletproof.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Semple_tank

>>131854623
>political discussion

>>131859710
Someone built it in his shed and proposed it to the government. That's pretty cool if you ask me. Building tanks, world record setting motorcycles and aircraft in their fucking sheds

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>>131854623
>StuG
>tank

>>131854623
Nofap increases testosterone and confidence so you will be overall more attractive, plus if you cant satisfy your own urges your brain will look for ways to get release. Plus porn is jewish