The fact that these movies were made in the right time is a miracle.

> Legolas would be a man who wants to be a woman, so xe wears a skirt but doesn't shave xis legs to show that his journey into transculture is only at the beginning.
> Gimly would be a hardcore right-winger at first but slowly falls for Legolas and at the end they get together.
> "I never thought I'd die side a side with a trans."
> "How about side by side with your love?"
> "Aye... I could do that."

>>131804485
what would gollum screech

> Ents from the green party "Fangorn" would put embargo on Mordor because Sauron's industry is high on emissions and cause global warming.

Forced gay/black characters just for the sake of having them, are really stupid. How about we just let artist do their thing and keep politics out of it.

> At the end the Black gates of Mordor will crumble to symbolise the fall of the Mexico border wall and free borders.

> Women would fight besides men.
> They would show men dying but never women to show how they're much better at men's job, if given the same opportunity.
> They will show muscular head-shaved white men shaking in fear in the caves during the Helm's deep battle instead of women and children to show how nazis are weak.

Sam lectures Gollum about fat-shaming him every time he says "fat hobbit".

> Pippin and Merry are gay.
> Saruman is Mike Pence.
> "Legolas! What do xour trans eyes see?"
> "They're turning northeast. They're taking the Hobbits to the Gay Conversion Therapy!"

>>131805740
Throws a tantrum when you "deadname" him as "Smeagol".

> Instead of Sauron's lines that we have now (I see you. You cannot hide. Etc.), Sauron would try his hardest to redpill the normies but to no success.
> *Frodo accidentally puts on the Ring*
Sauron: THE WHITE GENOCIDE IS REAL!
> *Frodo is out of breath and curles up in his safe space*

> Eowyn vs The Witch King
> "No man can kill me."
> "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"

You speak as if there won't be remakes
Maybe even reboots

>>131805740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcyqp_10Yk

> Aragorn, Legolas and Gimly are in the forest of Fangorn
> Suddenly it's not so dark anymore.
> "Aragorn, somexing is out there."
> "Legolas, what do you see?"
> "The fucking white male approaches."
> "Do not let him speak, he will put his First amendment on us."

> The Gondor symbol of white tree is deemed racist.
> Now all shields have a curved black dildo painted on them to show solidarity to Rhun refugees.

Minorities would just take over the cast, and LOTR wouldn´t be anymore a epic story like it was but a ridiculous 1 more multic, without identity or roots
One of the best triology ever.

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> Saruman tries to redpill Gandalf.
> Bluepill Gandalf can't handle it, is mad and puts a rag on Palantír to cover it.

>Rohan attacks Gondor for maintaining a system of structural violence and institutional oppression
>Gondor attacks Gondor for it's "worrying" portrayal of Orcs in theater, song, and literature

>Theoden (girl) inexplicably invites Orcs into Rohan
>they assent

>Hobbits successfully lobby to be allowed to serve in combat and leadership roles in Gondoran military

If these movies were made today they would be The Hobbit movies.

>>131804485
> "I never thought I'd die side a side with a trans."
> "How about side by side with your love?"
To be honest that's better than nothing

>>131804485
They already put niggers and a dwarf/elf relationship in the Hobbit movies.

>>131805740
He'd scream about Men's Rights.

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>>131804485
>Eowyn will have big muscles, shaved blonde hair and be a lesbian.