>be me
>Live in New Jersey
>Go to work
>Go to get gas
>attendant takes forever to get to me
>No life in him
>Pay 2.50 for gas (thanks Christie)
>Get on turnpike
>Pass through Meadowlands
>Smog, depressing industrial landscape
>Go home
>Go to the beach
>No parking
>Have to pay $10 to get in
>Go to Wildwood
>Get stabbed by a methead from Philly
Why must I live in this shithole?
I meant to post this on /int/ but fuck this state I want to kill myself