meme magic is real. who remembers this from the election? &

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>>131732011
I thought she had a colostomy bag

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>COUGHING FIT
>PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP
>SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK, AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

>>131732496
holy shit.

thats exactly what it was.

thats why she didnt move her legs at all, so it wouldnt drip down her thigh

>>131732148
>I thought she had a colostomy bag

"Shitter's Full"

>>131732496
Did she die?

>>131732780
>Did she die?
only her pride

I'm shitting my pants of laughter over here
I would say this was a shitty situation for her

>Gawd please kill me

>>131732619
more likely she had some kind of serious medical event that also caused her to shit her pants

>>131732011
I read this sitting on the toilet with diarreah

>>131732011
I don't believe it for a minute.
>didn't bend her legs
Her legs were flopping all over the place as they toss her lifeless body into the van.
Unless there's some kind of weird disease that causes someone to pass the fuck out when they shit, this can't be true.
Funny, but i don't believe it.

>>131732947
>I read this sitting on the toilet with diarreah

Make sure you don't pass out

>>131732947
you need a hand into the SUV anon?

>>131732496
Dude why are you posting a webm of an old hag taking a shit in her pants? Wtf?

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>>131733031
her knees were bending.

she kept her legs as straight and motionless as she could tho.

her legs only moved below the knee when the SS helped her into the suv

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remember the staged photo with the child giving her body double flowers like 30 minutes later or some shit. We tracked down a professional clinton look alike that just happen to be in the same area that day.

>>131732011
Best New meme 2017

>>131732894
Its not uncommon for a person to shit themselves if they seize, or have a mini stroke. They're called TMIs.
Hillary is old, has health issues, and has had a very traumatic brain injury. Shes having TMIs.

>>131733198
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a big ol turd

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>>131732011
We all know the power of meme magic

>>131733031
MMMMMmmmm actually if you have some bad intestinal cramps you can lose consciousness pretty easily.

Happened to me once on the toilet. (Did no shit myself tho)

>>131733277
diarrhea!
diarrhea!

my sides anon, my sides

>>131733221
I think we're having TMI if you rake my jake

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>>131732894
This

This is someone who was losing consiousness

>>131733277
when its coming out your bum
like a bullet from a gun

Haha EPIC! PRAISE KEK! Shadilay lads

XD

>>131733277
>>131733550
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5nLWNdEWRU

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKLHFxAvAo

>>131733031
>Defecation syncope: The temporary loss of consciousness (syncope) upon defecating (having a bowel movement). Syncope is the temporary loss of consciousness or, in plain English, fainting. The situations that trigger this reaction are diverse and include having blood drawn, straining while urinating (micturition syncope) or defecating, coughing or swallowing. The reaction also can be due to the emotional stress of fear or pain.
>Under these conditions, people often become pale and feel nauseated, sweaty, and weak just before they lose consciousness.
>Situational syncope is caused by a reflex of the involuntary nervous system called the vasovagal reaction. The vasovagal reaction leads the heart to slow down (bradycardia) and, at the same time, it leads the nerves to the blood vessels in the legs to permit those vessels to dilate (widen). The result is that the heart puts out less blood, the blood pressure drops, and what blood is circulating tends to go into the legs rather than to the head. The brain is then deprived of oxygen, and the fainting episode occurs.

We all know she cracked her head open and scrambled her brain, what if it fucked with her ability to take a proper shit?

>>131733481
More like losing control of their bowel movement. Imagine squeezing in the liquid shit, and when you can't hold it any more, the relief your body will feel will knock you out much like Hillary was knocked out by her explosive diarrhea.

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>>131732011
Hillary is old as fuck for such a stressful job
But
So the fuck is trump. There is no way he will make 8 years without going senile, but we might not find out about it till later, like with Reagan.
I mean for fucks sake, trump is about the same age as BILL CLINTON but bill was elected fuck 24 fucking years ago, meaning he was 24 years younger.
We need fucking younger presidents. I'm so god dam tired of the 1945-1946 generation

I'm pretty sure the loss of bowel control comes with the territory of having kuru.

>>131734061
when you want to drop a deuce
and instead its chocolate mousse
diarrhea.

when it sounds like a horn
and your butt shoots out some corn,
diarrhea

when your walking down a hall
and it shoots across the wall,
diarrhea

when your driving in a car
and your house is just to far,
diarrhea

when you stomach is in pain
and your making chocolate rain,
diarrhea

>>131732496

eww she's full releasing just as the car pulls up and while the doors open.

>>131733481
Did anyone ever get a solid answer for that metal cylinder that fell out of her pants leg?

>>131734676
I never heard about this.

sauce?

>>131734676
They jabbed her with diazepam to calm her down and stem the flow of shit.

>>131734089
Think about what you're asking for? I agree 70's is a too old but Trump is extremely healthy as he hasn't abused his body with drugs and alcohol. He very well might go senile but Hillary already was. The problem is the people in their 40's-50's are complete retards and any younger and they're all communists from what I've seen. We need some younger charismatic right wingers to run and hopefully Trump along with the Neocons losing power and popularity will be the catalyst we need.

>>131733481
I still love the blind spin on this video, really showed thier nazi level of 'always root for your team' fanatics
>it was hot, leave her alone.
>omg, it's so normal to pass out on a hot day, she's working so hard! I love Hillary! What are you a Misogyist? No man would get this hate.
How much can you lie to yourself, come on.

>>131735006

was going to disagree till i looked it up and yes, diazepam is anti-spastic. will stop your colon from spurting out juices.

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>>131732496
Thank you lord Kek

You have truly shown your believers your power

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>>131732011

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>>131735351
>Hot Day
Fall in New York low 70's. They were fucked and they new it. That was the moment I was sure it was over for the demon of khorne. If we only knew her real name we could just banish it to the warp.

>>131733332
Off by one, sorry anon

>>131733332
sorry anon

I want to know where did those sweet digits landed tho
>>131733332

>>131733333
>>131733333

>>131732496
All those SS agents and not a single one looked at the person holding the camera. Watch it a hundred times. Proof me wrong nigga.

>>131732011
Australians created this meme, I was in the original bread and in case my cunts haven't already claimed it, this meme is officially ours.

>>131734825
You can see it in the video. Try to find one zoomed in but if you look when they start to drag her limp body you'll see a brass? colored cylinder drop out of her right pants leg. I think you can hear it with the audio.

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>>131732496
>That girl agent that smells the shit, looks around to see who did it, and even covers her nose to mask the smell

>>131732011
believing this alt lite whore...

>>131737599

Yup it was definitely there, people thought it was a leg brace giving out.

>>131732496
Oh my fucking god

Why didn't I even consider that at the time? Every single movement right there is textbook pants-shit (I work in an elderly home).

>>131732011

FUCKING GOLD. I miss those pre-election days. I cant wait for 2020.

What if Hillary is actually dead?

Can a body double testify in court?