>Go to Argentina >Walk into a café >Sit next to very

>>131718608
Turn him into mossad for all those sweet shekels

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fake news

>>131718608
yyyy, ¿Cómo está usted?

Shake his hand, then lean in and whisper in his ear, "You're body may wither, but your spirit lives on. We will finish what you started."

>>131718608

The irony of sucking his dick in appreciation and him killing you because that's gay.

"So... Ever heard of anime while in Japan?"

>>131718608
>national SOCIALIST

give him an helicopter ride

lol who the fuck is adolf hitler

>>131718608
>Shake his hand
>Ask him to tell his story about how he escaped
>Ask him advice on how to deal with Europes current situation

>>131719383

>remember the 6 gorillion

>>131718608
Ask him why he killed so many Europeans.

>>131719789
sorry but last time i checked you can't kill lizard people

>>131718608
Bring him to a computer, let him do an ama on 4chan.

teleport hinter him
*nothin personnel kind...*

>>131720062
teleportier hinter ihn
'nichts persönliches, Junge'

ask him how he lived past the age of 140

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>>131719556
Practical. I'd have him come back with me and take up the mantle again. Like Dark Knight Returns but with Adolf Hitler.

>>131718873
This. He may die but his movement shall never end.

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>>131720019
Nah, Hitler is a reddit user.

>>131718608
ask him about stories. All the Pro-Nazi europeans that came from Europe during ww2 love to tlak about it.

>>131718608
>Sit next to very old man
at 128 years old, I would say he would indeed be a very old man

>>131719826
>Ask him why he killed so many Europeans.
Because they declared war on him, you retard.

>>131720607
talk* in a good way. Many frenchs refugees that camed from ww2 used to talk about german artifacts and the good of hitler, NAZI, mussolini, the french guy that supported the germans and many more things.

>>131720758
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>131720714
It's Hitler, dude. Nazis made a secret anti-aging formula for him.

>>131718608
Ask him to follow me on Twitter

>>131718608
I would slowly... SLLLOOWWWLLYY poor an entire bottle of Carolina Reaper hot-sauce, drip by drip, into his eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and ass EACH, also while easily holding him down to let my Jewish friends nail him to a wooden swastika.
It would be slow enough to read the entire Torah to him, which they will be doing.

Ask him about the VRIL project.

Ask for advice on how to live to fucking 128 years old, and then congratulate him on his 2^7th birthday

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>>131719946
>sorry but last time i checked you can't kill lizard people

>>131718608
Buenoes Noches mein Führer !

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>>131718608
"I know who you are.... Don't Panic!!! I'm with you.... Mein Fuhrer." Show him my swastika tattoo.

>Get him drunk
>Play coy like Ernst Rohm. Follow him to the BR
>Check to see if he really has 1 testicle while I'm sucking his dick

>>131721063
this. we wizard now!

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>>131720975
Oh Goyim, We could film it and make a fortune!

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>>131720975
Hello, Chaim. Back to your nazi cuck porn now.

>>131718608
M..mein fuhrer?

>>131718608
i'd punch him in the face for not finishing what he started

>>131722482
>punching a war hero
this is why Hitler is in argentina and not in U.S.

we respect the veterans, we don't execute them.

>>131720393

Much like diarrhea

>>131718608

Ask him how it feels to singlehandedly crush the nationalism idea over sperging out.

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>>131723611
Lol, Nationalism is on the rise where the fuck u been at cuhz

>>131723215
>Killing millions and millions of white people
>War hero

-Father why have you forsaken us?

>>131724001
big talk from someone who allied with the commies.

>>131724171
>someone who allied with the commies.
What did he mean by this?

>>131718608
>different shaped nose and ears
hmm

Tell him I was born 100 years after him to the day

>>131720813
Go back to /ptg/ faggot

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even if hitler escaped, he is long dead by now

>>131725584
no theyre in antarctica waiting for the right time to reveal themselves

>>131725368
Go back to 1945 faggot

>>131726127
fag

>It's Adolf Hitler

he would be 128 right now, you moron

>>131718608
punch him right in the fucking mouth for starting a war the killed millions of white people and allowing the soviet union to become so powerful.

>>131726518
>spitefully living off baby jew blood in parabiosis obvs

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>>131726623

>Still thinking Hitler started WW2.

>>131726518
that guy is

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>>131726824

>>131726623
>>131726623
The only answer. Fuck Hitler right in his patsy mouth

>>131726623
>us lac of action against them let them be strong. we should have kept fighting to the west after berlins fall.

>>131718608
Buy a painting from him

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>>131725584
>Bottom left

Lenin was actually Adolf in disguise

the absolute madman was playing 6d chess all along

>>131718873
*tips fedora*

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>>131726946
>Leaf

>>131719946
>sorry but last time i checked you can't kill lizard people

>>131720975
Wtf

>>131725584
Already dead, LMAO

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>>131726872
he did you idiot . he attacked poland . should have stayed the fuck out of any conflict and make germany great that s all .
>but but MUH GERMANS IN POLAND

who cares a necessary sacrifice

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>>131727280
>>131725584
>>131726518
Secret Anti-Aging Super-Soilder serum only designed for the Fuhrer's blood. He just drinks heavily and looks like shit because he's too depressed to take it most days because of what a fucking loser he is living the rest of his life in the butt of south america.

>>131718608
Ask to learn more of his knowledge, it would be quite an honor to adopt his speech skills

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>>131718608
I'd get an AutoGraph and take a selfie with him.

>>131718608
Call him a foolish failure for losing the war so miserably, and a coward for hiding in this shithole while the Aryan world burns to nothing.

I went to Bariloche, Argentina and met a guy who said his dad was an SS officer and that Hitler may have lived in Argentina also.

>>131730148
If he did I would be disappointed... it's a pretty sell out move.

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>>131718608
ask him if he knows joy lane

Even IF he survived WWII, he would still be long dead by now

>>131726127
fag

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>>131731862
I AEN KNOW NO JOY LANE!!

>>131727123
this

>>131727123
Leaf is a cuck

Me: "I FUCKING LOVE JUICE"

>>131718608
Ask him if he rly wanted to exterminate Jews gypsies or did he just decided to feed troops rather than prisoners

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I'd punch him because you should punch nazis

>>131718608
>salute him
>mind my own business
he's well over a century old, i wouldn't want to bother him

>>131724171
/thred

>>131718608
ask him if there's anything left of his stash of kike gold teef, wedding bands and art, and if he's hiring

>>131718608
Test his knowledge of German

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>>131735965
Violence is not the answer you fascist. Me and the snowflake squad will beat your ass you dumb nazi.

Kiss his ring and pledge eternal allegiance

>>131737258
Wait a minute..I want to punch nazis (who were actually left wing fascists), but the violent snowflake squad who are against violence want to punch me for being a right wing fascist. Holy fucking shit I'm confused. Who's jewing who here?

>>131720975
>Jewish
>Friends

Pick one

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>>131718608
fucking gas the half kik. his mom was a dirty whore jew.

>>131724942
USSR winning fucking WW2 you dumb shithead

>Muh saving Europe

Didn't even make it to Berlin first...

>>131718608
Get his autograph, of course.

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>>131718795
This thread didn't need to continue.

>>131718608
"I'm sorry that didn't worked out."

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>>131718608
Holy fuck, look at their teeth, it's fucking him.

When they sent Napoleon into exile, he broke out of jail and tried to conquer Europe again. Just sayin

>>131720975
Oyyy veyyyy

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>>131723215
>:^)
>I want to believe

>>131740372
also look at the earlobes and the nose, they are different in the 2 pictures op posted

>>131740372
the guy is pretty old, hes just thinking things. he has a wife who said that he isnt actually Hitler

>>131718608
Learn the truth
Learn everything he has to teach
Take over Europe

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>>131741416
>the guy is pretty old, hes just thinking things. he has a wife who said that he isnt actually Hitler
good thinking, eva

>>131727123
lol that was fucking great

>>131741362
I thought Earlobes and Noses continue to grow in size even in old age.

>>131743049
You thought that because it's true

>inb4 he's dead
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/

>>131719946
>that's where you're wrong kiddo
>alexjoneswithsupermalevitality.jpg

>>131720975
>fill his ears with hotsauce
>read the torah to him
Not very smart are you.

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>>131718608
>Say that muslims are invading Europe
>Assembly all Nazis

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>>131718608
>High five him and give pass some meth.

>>131720827
pic is straight out of my middle school porn folder

>>131719021
Pinochet admired Hitler, He even copied off some of his polices too.

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dedicate this song for him, an ode to the end of WWII and his part in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2jYJzett-8

>>131744076
To this day I still dont understand this picture

>>131744076
>dedicate this song for him, an ode to the end of WWII and his part in it
i almost got herpes to that song
want sauce on pic so bad

>>131718608
>You fucked up, buddy, you fucked up big time. You should have left Poland alone

>>131722291
the fuck, literally just watched that movie for the first time a couple of hours ago.

>>131744415
fuck you Poland.

>>131718608
>say
You smug asshole, it is because of you that we have muslims around every corner and little to no nationalism in Western europe.

>>131744325
you and me both

>>131744449
If he didn't chimp out over Gdańsk, then he would have time for fighting France and UK while Poland acted as barrier against Soviets.

>>131718608
Tell him he was right. Pay for his drink. Leave.

>>131744544
yeah ok, theyll just let Poland kill and abuse the germans seperated from the rest of germany

shouldve voluntarily gave the land between the isolated province and let Germany be

>>131718795

if it really was hitler they would get rid of you too to leave no witnesses hitler survived

>>131718608

Shake his hand and tell him that his prediction is coming true.

>"One day my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know that I was right."

>>131728401
I wanna lick her teeth

>>131744325
>To this day I still dont understand this picture
>>131744518
>you and me both
found it!
http://staged-photography.tumblr.com/post/90731490752/dany-peschl-from-the-series-disturbation-if-youre
staged, supposed to be recreating scenes he felt he should never have witnessed

>>131719946
>Nipple people.

>>131744940
a couple of those aren't that bad but JESUS FUCK MAN

>>131744659
>he believes the muh oppression bullshit
>despite that Hitler was pulling off shit like this before

>shouldve voluntarily gave the land between the isolated province and let Germany be
And cutting off our only connection to the sea? You're fucking retarded.

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>>131745126

oh yeah, because Poland is like such a super power ;)

that connection to the sea was SOOOOO useful for capitulating in like a week

>>131745045
>a couple of those aren't that bad but JESUS FUCK MAN
oh yeah nsfw, prepare gasoline for eyes, etc etc

>>131740372
Origin of this whole story about Hitler appearing in Argentina is fake. The website that published the article states that its all fabrication and that none of it should be taken seriously.

Not saying it wouldn't be good if he was alive.

>>131718608
I'd just ask him why did he do the things he did.

>>131745403
literally explained in mein kampf

>>131745231
Well, Soviets joined the fun.

>hehe, you should give up everything because you're going to lose anyway
Cuck, that's why West is a shithole now.

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>>131745443
He wrote Mein Kampf in prison before his true rise to power blockhead

>>131745443
No, I rather talk face to face. I would get more out of it, than riding a book

>>131718608
"Go back to europe and finish the job you old lazy bastard !!"

>>131745481
>implying the west would lose right now

we'd win if our leaders werent such limp dicked faggots
>>131745566
it literally talks about how he watches Germany fall to traitors during WWI and then get enriched culturally afterwards with heavy Jewish influence. HE EXPLAINS IT IN THE BOOK
>>131745580
typical nigger, cant even read a fucking book

>>131745730
yeah but I think that anon would mean to ask him why he did what he did DURING wwII. could be wrong, but if I'm not, youre a blockhead

>>131727123
*tips dog penis*

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>>131745730
Damn you got me on that on senpai.

>>131745730
>we'd win if our leaders werent such limp dicked faggots

Somehow you're still afraid of rising up against governments who fuck you over daily.

>>131746364
I dont personally have the heroic destiny behind me

>>131746466
What? Do you need some lake wench to throw a sword at you for you get your fat ass up and do something?

>>131746629
youre a superpower now arent you? wheres polands 2017 hitler?

>>131746703
You sold us to fucking Russians for about 60 years in shittiest system possible. It takes time to recover from this, not only economically, but also mentally.

>>131746826
blame my great grandparents. their failure is my burden. America was a mistake. if north and south America never existed, the world wouldve been better off

>>131718608
I type sage. Checkmate.

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>>131725584
WHAT IF HE WOULD MIX 2 OF THE PROPOSED STYLES?
SHIIIEEEET

I would think that he has SOME loyalty guards leftover to protect him from being out in the fucking public
>this thread is fucking shit, that's like meeting Obama out of nowhere in a cafe with no protection

>>131718608
get hair sample for cloning.

>>131746975
>blame my great grandparents. their failure is my burden. America was a mistake. if north and south America never existed, the world wouldve been better off
just....wow
fucking millenials

>>131718608
stop fucking saying it's hitler
you fucking newfags believe anything

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>>131749089
>newfags
you need to go back
we noticed the source this shit is old news, let us have our fun

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>>131725584
>>131747884
Why didn't they think that maybe he went to North Africa or the middle-east? Or somewhere in south asia