Why an uncle is not allowed to buy his niece a bikini, lipstick,

>>131710603
Poor little angel.

>>131710525
Yeah this is sad and all but I'm far more concerned about big brother blatantly admitting they can look into your buy history like that

Someone is having a party

>>131711213
holy fuck this

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>>131710525
How do they know what he bought?

>>131711213

Pay with cash if this concerns you.

>>131710603
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave"
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin'
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer"
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance
And then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my desperation
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

>>131711357
What the fuck even are you
Is the Canadian flag a leaf from your flag's tree

>>131711571
could have been store security camera
but mostly they are watching everything you do.
our politicians are traitors and tyrants

>>131711213
hey retard..
>Step 1: Find him on secruity
>Step 2: Find the purchases logged in the computers that match the timestamp on the cameras
>Step 3: compare what sections of the shop they're in on your cameras with all purchases that match the timestamp

WOW MUH GOBBERMINTS GUN NO WHUDDA BOUGHT

>>131711571
probably checked his credit card to see if they could track him

>>131711571
>>131712697
>>131711357
>>131711589
See >>131712454
You're not safe just cuz you pay for things in cash.. you're pretty retarded if you think otherwise.

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>>131711851
wtf is this from? I like it desu

>>131711357
A FUCKING TREE

>>131712958
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I915tOiR9sM

It ended well anyway, thank fuck.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3587813/Tennessee-schoolgirl-nine-kidnapped-obsessed-uncle-week-ago-alive.html

Ok but how do we know he is guilty? If anything it could just be a normal ancap selling his niece for high quality opium.

>>131712915

>leave phone and other devices that track you at home
>put on a hat and other articles of clothing that obscure your identity
>drive an older car that doesn't have tracking features
>pay with cash

I'm curious to know how you can be tracked this way.

>>131713141
>Selling
Do you guys never lease or rent?

>>131711213
what are you sixteen? the gov and peak into your bank with a warrant they stamp almost instantaneously

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>>131713123
cute..

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>>131711571

>>131711213
The girl was probably reported missing and he was the suspect long before they searched his bank records.

>>131710525
What sizes were the bikini and underwear? I feel this could be the difference between two different levels of danger.

>>131714217
>Take niece out of school because her mom is too busy sucking cocks to pick her up
>Drop her off at her house and go home
>Niece gets kidnapped, you become the prime suspect, and CNN tells everyone about your crossdressing fetish

>>131712103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norfolk_Island

>>131713217
>>older car that doesn't have tracking features
>license plate that you were given by the DMV
>CCTV cameras and stoplight cameras

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>>131714553

>>131713798
That looks like beach shit.

>>131710525
My cousin got in trouble awhile back because he shaved his daughters legs without the permission from her mother.

>>131714822
>>license plate that you were given by the DMV
>>CCTV cameras and stoplight cameras

Yes, but how would they know where to look?

>>131713123

based pastor, in the UK you would have had to hold him at spoonpoint

>>131715789
They have an AI search all the cameras.