Reminder to all of you; God IS real God IS watching you masturbate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxc20saM8DA

He isn't real, I don't masturbate and I'm not a child

Your move /pol/

>>131687964
was a skeptic until had my own personal habbening.

god is real and jesus is the son of god amen

Which of these is more plausible?

Abrahamic religions in particular are meme viruses and nothing more. They are the most populous and last longing religions because they successfully exploited human psychology by pushing the right buttons. They were selected culturally in a manner uncanny to that of natural selection.

vs

>civilized individual from the present:
This ancient book seems to make a lot of outlandish claims, are you sure it's factually accurate?
>uncivilized middle-eastern sand nigger from cave days:
yes. this what god told me. you must obey this from now on
>civilized individual from the present:
Sure thing, I'll start right now shall I?
>uncivilized middle-eastern sand nigger from cave days:
yes :)
>civilized individual from the present:
:)

>>131688240
Heaven on earth huh? Fucking nazi.

>>131687964
God should have to watch masturbate since he gave me an average sized dick, I hope he hates watching.

>>131687964
Eris is watching you masturbate and is laughing at how bad you are at it.

>>131688240
I had no idea Bo still does shows.

>>131690383
You just tickle the tip and only rub a little bit. The tip is the most sensitive part and that's how you cum the fastest. Remember to drink water, the adrenaline is much hotter when you need to pee.

I haven't masturbated since last November. My life still sucks.

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>>131688277
Do you have your hammer necklace yet?

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>>131690595
But cumming isn't as good if you need a piss.

>>131691524
lol this is so bad

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>>131687964
Proof? Actual, tangible proof that isn't hearsay?

>>131687964
God is a real time reality motor force, so god masturbates with me.

>>131691022
i do

>>131687964
You realize I'm a exhibitionist right? Now I'm even harder.