Daily reminder that all surgeons want nothing more than to cut and operate, but only one in the entire country is willing to offer gastric bypass to Boogie because he's just too damn fat.
>"my surgery date is now officially july 25th! we've done all the classes and our doctor is ready to go!"
>HEY BOOGIE! 26 DAYS, 11 HOURS, 59 MINUTE, AND 14 SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIE!