In Brazil we have this little joke about mascunility, if you're

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/pol/ when will you finaly stop drinking this shit?

No one cares about your autism, faggot.

HOLY SHIT A TALKING MONKEY

>>131657438
Why do you drink this shit it's fucking terrible for your health you monkey.

How is such a small interest group so powerful?

>>131658857
It depends how often. Not worse than alcohol

>>131657438
>gets alzheimer at 60'
drop it to 50 and thats ONLY if you survive by 50

>>131657438
Fanta originated in Nazi Germany due to necessity because they were under a trade embargo. If someone is "Fanta" on the inside I'd take it as a compliment, a tribute to the ingenuity of the Nazis.

>>131657438
>went to study away from my family
>1 year without ingesting (((globo))) and other (((media))) propaganda
>come back on vacation
>novelas and fucking everything pandering to faggots and mentally ill degenerates

Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this shit?
This place is living hell.

When they making sopa de macao in a can?

>>131657438
Ahahaha macacos paneleiros que porra é isto

>>131657438

This is some funny shit hue monkey.

>>131657438
What?

>>131658928
They have trillions on their side dude.
They want the watering down of societies because if you're divided into men vs women, gay vs straight, middle class vs poor, black vs white etc. they can laugh all the way to the bank and you can never unite against them.
It's the same reason they are bringing all those shitskins and niggers to Europe. In 20 years they are legal citizens and they will not care who or what rules over them as long as they get their gibs.

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>>131657438
>drinking burger brain damage liquid in 2017

>>131659673
>paneleiros

There isn't a faggiest way to call someone a fag than this.

So wait, which diabetes juice is homophobe approved? Dr thunder? Electric blue lemonade?

>>131658857
I dont drink it.
>>131659368
I know.
>>131659493
SENPAIÍLIA DO GADO.
>>131659657
Soon.

>>131660122
>Tfw speak actual Portuguese and not slurred monkey speech

>>131660122
PTards unironically use paneleiros as an insult

>>131659368
euro fanta is superior
american fanta tastes like dog shit with a hint of
naranja

>>131660399
Would you rather I call you a leitão you palhaço gordo do caralho

>>131657438
You sound like a bunch of silly wankers mate

>>131660398
Portuguse IS slurred monkey speech.

>>131660510
>leitão you palhaço gordo do caralho

Inoffensive.

>>131660398
Portuguese Portuguese sounds awesome but Brazilian Portuguese sounds terrible, like nasally gay drunk Spanish or something.

>>131660666
If I walked around Portugal as called someone a leitão I'd probably get my ass beat. What is with you Brazilian fucks having 0 bad words

>>131657438
>>131657462
>capitalism is not degene-

>>131660510
>leitão you palhaço gordo do caralho
That's elementary school-tier offensive, try harder

>>131660310
Then reclaim/redefine the meaning.
"Fanta on the inside, meinen freunden."
*sieg heil*

Br. BR? br
gib mone pls
BR!
HUEAHUEHUAWEHUEAAEHUASEHUAE

>>131660817
We do, actually.
Portuguese people look like children cursing each other.

>>131660825
Capitalism isn't inherently degenerate, but the people pushing this crap certainly are.

>>131657462
wow how fucking gay
fuck that

They did this, paid for this, so you would talk about it and they would get publicity. All things considered I feel like having a coke now. That picture you posted made me remember the feel of an ice cold can resting my hand. Mmmm

>>131660825
It's the most degenerate since it only cares about profit and not the society it serves. You could replace all consumers with monkeys and no one would care as long as they had money and knew how to buy shit.

>>131660398
>proud to speak shitty Spanish
here let me try:
killas yourselfo

>>131657438
The only possible response is to punish these brands.

>>131661275
>calls portuguese shitty spanish
>has the shitty version of english as his language
wow

>>131657438
>be me
>work for coke
>haven't drank a soda since I was a child

I'm surrounded by coke advertisements daily and even I know it's terrible for you

>>131657438
What the hell happened to coke? I used to drink that stuff faster than water, but it tastes like total shit now. That poorfag shasta tastes better than that piss drink now

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Stop drinking Coca Cola products.

>>131661565
You grew up anon. Your tastes changed.

>>131657438
fraudulent labeling pride?

>>131660803
Its literally the oposite. Whenever I go to America people talk about how my portuguese sounds good compared to the european one. Sounds more smooth and less like some retarded half romance half slavic shit

Keeping in mind of course we have a toon of accents like burgers have midwestern, southern etc

>>131661565
Didn't they switch from real sugar to corn syrup or fructose or whatever?

>>131657438
>>131657462

"Hey, look here homosexuals, we support your cause, now drink our coca-cola!"

Top cringe. Just like that cringey Pepsi advert that tried to bandwagon on the BLM protests.

>>131661535
American English is actually one of the better ones. I can't stand the effeminate posh London accent, it was literally invented by the upper classes.

>>131657438
My fucking God what a shithole you live in

>>131661144
But it will always lead to degeracy in the long run

>>131657438
>"This coke is fanta"

Nation of faggots.

Got it.

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>>131661557
Give me some inside info pls

>>131657438
but fanta isn't that bad, is it?
what about sprite? are they promoting degeneracy too?

>>131657817
>drinking a coke right now
>nevertheless I take your point, have dramatically reduced my consumption, and now drink it only occasionally

>>131661975
>half slavic shit
kek I've thought that they were speaking Polish or something until I realized it was Euro Portuguese.

>we have a toon of accents
The only one I can't stand is the really nasally one. Sao Paolo?

>>131657438
>Not drinking Manaos
Pleb

>>131657817
Already did.

Not even mixed with alcohol. I may drink a litre or two a year.

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>>131661565
>What the hell happened to coke? I used to drink that stuff faster than water, but it tastes like total shit now.

As a former fat fuck let me give you the secret:

Your taste buds change.

I drank nothing but sugary soda, 2l a day. Diet soda and water tasted awful, to the point it was hard to get down. But I forced myself to start drinking diet as part of losing weight. It took about 2 months and then my tastebuds changed completely.

Diet was not great, but it was fine. Now sugary drinks tasted like oily molasses. I couldn't stomach it. A year of weening and I can't even drink sugary drinks.

Now I'm drinking more and more water and it's tasting better every day. Now diet soda tastes like shit.

Bonus points: same is true for your diet. If you like fat greasy food in large portions it'll be a fucking pain to switch. If you stick to your guns however, you'll be helped along by the fact that your "favourite foods" stop tasting as good.
The why is not clear, but this is documented. Speculation is that it's your gut flora that changes, and basically the bacteria you have send you signals that make you hungry and make you desire things. If you feed them sugar, you'll want sugar.

So, don't start in the first place. If you're on it, ween yourself and it'll get easier. Good luck.

>>131662066
The same can be said when comparing european portuguese to brazilian portuguese, their language sound like a moronic rant by a bacalhau trader, this anon here >>131661975
is totally right

>>131662198
fanta = coke

what does this mean

>>131658857
Why if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black

>>131662198
sprite = coca

Pepsi wins again

>>131661975
Is it true you hues have to dub Portugese television shows and movies into Brazilian Portuguese, because you can't understand their accents?

>In Brazil we have this little joke about mascunility, if you're a guy but acts like a girl we say: "This coke is fanta" because you are in coke can but you are a fanta soda.
>Got it?

no i didnt get it at all

what

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>>131662412
>mixing with alcohol

Fucking animal.

Lol at sodomites claiming they're oppressed when companies guzzle their cum

>>131662641
The American equivalent is you have some sugar in your gas tank.

>>131662641
If you are a male you are suppose to correspond the label, you should be the coke, not a fanta.

>>131662066
How exactly do you "invent" an accent?

>>131662414
I have experienced this several times before, but I never thought it was my tastes changing. Thank you for confirming it, this is very good advice for staying healthy.

>>131662250
Sao Paulo accent looks like they have perpetual cold.

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>>131657438
Lmao jesus fucking Christ

>>131662250
>Sao Paolo
Yeah probably, not a fan if it either

>>131657438
why are you almost white?

Interesting how they are testing this in the Brazilian market before the USA.

Anyone who thinks that this virtue signalling isn't all just calculated business strategies is fucking retarded. They have rooms full of focus groups and PR people churning this shit out, how stupid can you be to think that "oh wow the coke can said they celebrate diversity, coke supports my choices!" These idiots are letting these companies cozy up to their identity and are willing to hand them a bunch of money. Is coke promoting LGBT people to management positions? Are they donating money and funds to open up anything that will help LGBT people? No, because it's not nearly as profitable as just putting "we like fags" on every can and watching the money pour in.

>>131662641

"This man is not manly" "This man is fruity, sweet, etc."

>tfw like coke
>coke is run by SJWs and has been for several years

Well Pepsi is also run by SJWs so I guess it doesn't really matter

>>131657438
Thanks Hue Bro

I am never drinking coke again.

Accent development is due to the ecosystem (some pitches travel better in cool/hot air, between some background noises, ...)

>>131662414
This, made a very similar progression. Down 70 pounds since January. I occasionally have a diet coke as a treat, but I switched to Perrier, maybe squirt a little homemade lavender syrup if I want a bit of sugar or something citrus flavored. Soda and beer are the two simplest things to cut out to lose weight and get your taste buds changing.

>>131657438
>This coke is fanta" because you are in coke can but you are a fanta soda.
This is stupid joke desu

>>131663127
>it's not a conspiracy to push unwanted degeneracy, it's just business!
>business run by jews

Kys kike

>>131657817
I'm not a fan of colas myself so I don't drink all that much. I fucking love A&W though.

>>131660122
>>131660399
Paneleiros is the equivalent of calling someone gay in Portugal. Instead of calling someone a fag, they call them paneleiros.

>>131662414
Congrats on losing so much weight.

>Speculation is that it's your gut flora that changes
I've also heard that food is engineered to be addictive through specific combinations of fat, salt, and sugar. Why fast food hamburgers have so much sugar in the buns and sauces.

>Your taste buds change.
I had this experience with, of all things, coffee creamer. I wanted to lose weight so I cut out sugar and switched to black coffee. At first I had to "chase" it with milk because it tasted so bitter, but now I enjoy drinking the strongest, darkest coffee from a French press. Lost the weight, too.

>>131657462
>>131657438
That's kinda funny tbqhwyfmlmdngdng

>>131662637
Never watched Portuguese television but I don't doubt that. We can understand each other without much problem but sometimes I'd rather just speak english with them 2bh kek

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>>131657438
Dumbest joke ever
kys

then shoot a hole into it and take a photo of the can
you fight sensationalism with sensationalism

>>131663291
>PTards use paneleiros as an insult
>feed the brazilian SJWs with some made up bullshit that their use of the word is homophobic in nature
>SJWs abandon PT
Sounds good to me

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>>131663127
Reminds me of this.
We're a failed experiment. The monarchy was the only thing that held this shit together.
Just nuke us already.

>>131663291
I know. It doesn't sound any less faggy.

>>131660414
>american fanta tastes like dog shit with a hint of
>naranja
>naranja

You have to go back, Pedro. Fucking spics can't even type in English.

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>>131657438
Pepsi doesn't stand for this shit.

>>131663313
>I've also heard that food is engineered to be addictive through specific combinations of fat, salt, and sugar. Why fast food hamburgers have so much sugar in the buns and sauces.

Ketchup actually from McDonalds is like 5 times as sugary as store bought. If you look up the nutritional info, the bun is BY FAR the worst part, followed by the ketchup. The meat is actually not very caloric, and the other condiments are ok (pickles, mustard, etc). Anyway, cannot into processed white flour, not even once anons.

>>131663700
>The monarchy was the only thing that held this shit together
I always considered monarchy retarded, but things are so shit that a few weeks ago I realized that it could reasonably be quite a great improvement
And since you seem to be way more into monarchy stuff than me, would the monarch call himself a King or an Emperor?

>>131662682
I drink a whiskey and diet coke almost every night. Get at me, huehue faggot.

>>131664263
King.

>>131664263
monarchies are great mate

>>131664397
Shame, Empire/Emperor sounds better

>>131664263
I'd be glad if he called himself Imperador, like they used to be called.
Brazil has empire proportions.

>>131664498
Starting to see this now m8
>>131664603
Agreed

>>131657438
It's true that Coke shit will give you Alzheimer's. Do not drink the soda Jew.

BRAZIL NEEDS IT'S OWN /POL/

WE NEED A PLACE TO ORGANIZE RIGHT WING RESISTANCE IN PORTUGUESE

START LISTING SUGGESTIONS

>>131664874
Agreed.
Brazilian chans are all retarded, full of misinformed people and cringy slangs.

>>131665140
>>131664874
>Brazilian chans are all retarded, full of misinformed people and cringy slangs
That's a light way to describe it

>>131661144

Capitalism is just spineless. If we lived in 4th reich, Coca Cola would make different sized cans and sell them with slogan "unique coke for everyone in your family" etc.

>>131662222
quads confirm moderation is key

>>131657438
Faggots need to keep their dicks out of my coke

>>131657438

so is there fanta in the can or coke. confusing. I dont want to think im about to drink coke but actually fanta. fucking hues god dammit

>>131662198
Sprite's target demographic is niggers

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>>131664282
If you can afford your addiction enjoy yourself.

>>131657438
I'm glad that one of the reasons why I will die at an early age cares about representing me to a society full of savage animals.

>>131662641
Means that you are man but no really cuz you are faggot.

>>131657817
already did best son, fuck the sodajew

>>131657438
>>131657817
Honestly, I've probably made more money off of Coke than I've spent.

Their MCR program is ending on the 30th. Since December I probably got $100 in gift cards and about twenty-five coupons for 12-packs. Still have about a dozen 12-packs.

>>131664874
THIS

>>131664874
c-can i join desu?

>>131658928
>>131659776
Not powerful enough to stop sugary drink taxes in cities. Fuck that though, if they're going to tax sugar, anything with sugar should be taxed.

>>131657817
All shit aside its a good drink in moderation.

>>131657438
RC Cola master race.

The only national soda that doesn't try to rape your mind with advertising.

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>>131663615
>>131663234
It's just a stupid kids joke that is in our culture for a few decades.

>>131657438
>tfw will never drink the coke-jew again

I'll stop drinking soda

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>>131657438
>gets alzheimer at 60
I keep telling myself to stop drinking coke, but I always forget and then drink it anyway.

>>131672501
Put a pin in your freezer.

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How fucking intolerant

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Didn't we agree that Red Pill is the only soda worth drinking?

>>131673489
I, unironically, love Red Pill Energy Drink

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>>131673489
No!

They didnt hired me for their SBM project.

>>131657817
Already have save for on rare occasions.

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if you drink anything other than water and black coffee then you are a cuckold

>>131674015
Organic whole milk is our genetic and cultural heritage.
You cannot take it from me.
I drink my coffee black, though.

>>131674015
saved

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>>131662682
Why isn't Mac used for more reactions?

>>131674015
Is the Iron Pill a meme?

>>131657438

Coke and drinks like it are one of the most unhealthy things you can put in your body, especially for your teeth.

>>131657438
Why did they have to pick my fucking birthday for international lgbq day?

>>131664874
Just make a blog or podcast.

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>>131664874
times two chan

do not ban I am loyal gookmoot-senpai