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How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
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Then some foreign noble brings their family over and you start hanging out with their son for a few weeks during their stay because hes the only friend you've had in years at this god damned place the LGBT community starts making posters of you two laughing together and claims that Trumps son is a gay bottom and "there is nothing wrong with that". So uncle Pence has you sent to a "conversion therapy" camp where they electrocute the gay demon out of you night and day with car batteries, and they are pretty sure it resides somewhere in the vicinity of your ass.
A few months later you come back and finally feel like things are back to normal and some Swedish royalties niece is visiting and you two really hit it off and you have your first kiss but then she has to leave and you end up skyping all the time until one day she forgets to turn her Webcam off and you see Ahmed and four of his friends playing Swedish twister with the girl of your dreams and you blow a gasket and leak it online and soon Sweden is embroiled in scandal and you are made to go on C-SPAN in front of congress and basically admit you were cucked while some senator grills you about if you prefer taking it in the ass or in the mouth.
By this time you are 14 and still haven't gotten any pussy and your dad always gives you this (son I am disappoint) look and tells you to just stay home while he's out campaigning for his second term because he can't be seen to support your sort of degenerate behavior.
So you sit at home browsing 4chan desperately trying to defend yourself against these wild accusations and wish people would be more fucking understanding of the pressure you are under but there are nothing but aussie shit posters responding to your posts with memes of you getting butt fucked by Marco and bernie.
Idk what else to say. You get the idea.
Leave him alone. He's a good kid.
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>>131619186
His dad is Trump. His first sexual experience will be with 3 former beauty pageant winners at the same time for his birthday.
You know I'm right.
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>>131619227
His mother and sister take care of his sexual needs.
Now go poo in the street somewhere else ya dirty paki
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>>131619186
>get pussy
>teenage boy
kæk
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>>131619186
Man it won't be hard, apparently secret service was bringing in bitches by the busload for the Kennedy's, I guarantee that 18 and over women will throw themselves at that boy because his dad is the president
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>>131619227
He probably doesn't even have a penis in the first place. Kid looks Autistic AF.
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>be president's son
>sleep whit hot girl
>she is willing go try out all your sick fetishes
>turns your she was a spy for DPRK, Iran or China and now they are blackmailing your ass
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its hard for kikes to understand, but white people don't always lunge towards the first available benefit to themselves
its not shameful to patiently wait a bit before sticking your dick into something, it's not actually a life changing event
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Who the hell thinks about the sexual happenings in the life of a prepubescent boy? I know you people have like 50 kids by the age of 13, Pajeet, but we have better things to devote our minds to.
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cool story bro
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SS didn't cockblock Bill...
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>>131619227
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