Reminder to all of you;
God IS real
God IS watching you masturbate
Be on your best behavior, children.
I've wanted to talk to God for a while. I'd like to believe He is listening and He understands when I'm going through a rough time, and the life I'm living will be worth something in the end.
>>131587145
>God IS watching you masturbate
Hot. I think I will rub one out right now. Thanks OP.
>>131587636
Youre doing it right now anon.
>>131587145
>Posts Egyptian God of primordial darkness
Which one are you saying is real?
>>131588248
He is All.
What do you think God's favorite type of porn is?
I wanna make sure I'm doing right by the big man.
>>131588723
making love with your wife for the purpose of procreation IRL.