/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - HOT IN THE CITY TONIGHT,

Keys checked, partner's keys checked. Let's do this

Combattive patient is complaining of weakness

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hey roberts. ive been away for a while, how has the summer heat affected your listening pleasure as of late?

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>July 4th weekend is only 3 days away

I look forward to this time of the year more than Christmas

>>131582617
Cool as a cucumber up here in Connecticucked. You missed a 7-year-old committing armed robbery with a knife 2 days ago. Lotta OD's, lotta silly dispatch shenanigans.

>>131582764
illinois goes bankrupt in two days

>>131582910
>cops already underfunded
>nigs already broke but gibs won't stop flowing

This won't change anything

Sassy was very pleased with Adam's choice of lunch today

>>131583319
the gibs faucet is in real danger in less than 72 hours

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>missing 9 month old

I thought pic related was just a joke

>go brush teeth and floss
>page 9

We can't let male black win!

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it aint even dark yet

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>>131581628

Excellent work, Robert. Beat me to making the thread.

gas pump down

>>131586230


Is that shitty Chimpcago version of Blackhawk Down?

>>131585633
You know what... Let's just let the Chinese take Africa. They can have it, it's all yours Lao Yang

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>throwing fireworks at people as they walk by

>>131586500

That's becoming reality day by day and I'm okay with it. They will be begging to have whitey back in another 10-20 years.

Female Black 650 pounds is missing. Suffers from dementia and high blood pressure.

>>131587180
Time to go get a gf finally.

>>131587180

Why would they state all of those mutually exclusive things?

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What did he mean by this?

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evening Roberts... white pride world wide
>hows the wild world of coonery going?
>my trip to chiraq is in 3 weeks... just got cubbys tickets

>DAZ MY WAIFU NIGGAZ BACK UP

>>131587409

9/10. Rahm's face just needs to be the original.

>male white overweight, purple sweater, black slacks

I've heard this called like three times. Apparently the purple prowler is quick on his feet.

>5 shot; 2 went to Sanai; 3 went to Stroger
Tally them up

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>>131589086

We need to start an over-under for this coming weekend and another for the 4th itself.

>>131587409
Can't wait until Ben Garrison fixes Chicago. It's going to be awful but sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do.

>>131587709
>just got my cubbys tickets

Cubbies.

I hope its not a night game. Go to Wrigley for the game, go somewhere else immediately after. Do not take the Red Line.

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Air Ship is up tonight?

>>131590258

He's done some vile shit even by my standards but sometimes it's what must be done.

>>131590474
>Go to Wrigley for the game, go somewhere else immediately after. Do not take the Red Line.

Has it gotten worse by Wrigley Field since around 2009-2010? My friend used to live near Wrigleyville and walking by the stadium and after coming back the bar didn't seem to sketchy but there were like 8 of us and I was drunk so who knows. I remember walking by some really nice and expensive houses, I might have my areas confused though.

>OD in the bathroom
>needle is on the floor
incoming NARCAN rez!

>>131591285

Funny thing is they usually need more than one shot to rez these fuckers especially if Fentanyl is involved.

>>131591206
Its still an expensive area. Thing is, you've got crime tourism, the Crib, two nearby subsidized housing blocks for senior citizens with a startling number of teenagers/young adults living with older relatives, a State's Attorney who doesn't charge, and an understaffed police department that stopped giving a shit years ago and couldn't get out from under the RAPs even if that changed.

So...travel in a group and look like too much trouble to rob.

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>>131591485
>when even a standard Narcan injector can't save a junkie

>>131591640
>State's Attorney who doesn't charge
she has daddy to thank for that, I bet he's going to buy her the Governorship too

>>131591821
You're thinking of Little Lis, the Attorney General. I'm talking about Kimesha Foxx.

Robert specifically asked for the Body Snatchers! woo! 90 min or it's free mother fuckers!

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Good morning, Robert.

Looks like male black finally caught up with his last year body count.

>>131592015
>Kimesha Foxx
>google name
>with a name like that I wonder what she looks like...
>She's black, I am so shocked
At least she trys to town down her getto roots by calling herself "Kim"

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thanks for the info on the game.....
> also going to buy a cop station donuts

>>131592197
so wait, they tied last years body count in 6 months? never thought Black Male would work that hard

>>131592582
No, thats not the 2016 year total, its the total by 6/26/2016.

>photographs of officer's injuries

>caller was shot at

>Male white exposing himself

>18 minutes into real Robert hours
>>68 and partly cloudy

hopefully the chimping will pick up.

>male exposing himself

Perfect.

>gunshot wound to the left eye

F

>30 y/o female, in process of CPR

>>131593935

Might be a suicide attempt and in that case they'll wish that it was
>F

Could have just entered through the roof of their mouth and came out the left eye socket.

>female with a gun
>says she's going to the shot the place up in the first floor hallway
>nothing further

top kek

>She's going to shoot the place up

Possible happening.

It's RRH and I am /comfy/, how are you Roberts?

>four male blacks in the store stealing

just saw a breaking news tweet about a mass shooting in Chicago

Sooo, normal Tuesday night?

>>131594837

Things appear to be picking up nicely during RRH.

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>>131581628
Saw something like this just buzzing up the coast this afternoon. Very odd. Was right before the red line heads underground with North/Clybourne ahead.

>>131595390
Oh yeah, sounds like it. Does that make 3 knife calls in 15 minutes?

Also, I lost my Robert OC collection any Robert out there feel like dumping theirs?

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>>131595981

Don't have much on my phone

>Male white holding something behind, something like a grenade.

Male Black in the rear holding something that looks like a grenade.

> male white a muck with a boom boom pineapple
> poss gang war

D-did they just say Male Black with a grenade?

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> donald dumppppppppppppp

>male beating a female at the bus stop
>pounding her head into the enclosure

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>dump dump dump of the jungle watch out for that cooooon

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dumpfffffff why 2 scoopsss

>>131596563

Bitch done goofed

>>131596892
>now they're at 5 4 and carpenter and he's still beating her

Shaniqua pissed him off good.

>>131597615

Going to need a body snatcher soon.

>caller states that there's someone screaming in the alley

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we on tonight

>Body in the morgue, reason of death - suicide.

She stabbed herself in the chest. That's unusal. I guess.

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>>131598407
>>131598423
just another one of those Chicago moments that makes you say what the fuck out loud.

robert and sassy need sexual healing

>>131598423
So actual suicide or Clinton Special?

>grenade
You aren't kidding about Chiraq.

Caller says that it's payback time.

TNT is comman too, saw on tv they have RPGS floating about too

>>131599097
We also had a group of arabs dragging a handcuffed guy into the woods one night

>he wants to hurt someone
>has a gun
>payback time

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> CHECK YO GOD DAMN KEYS

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The 4th is getting closer and the cops were charged for Laquan McDonald death.

I hope the Laquan McDonald trial is this year, they will chimp out if they win or lose.

>two cars shooting at each other
>another two cars shooting at each other

Been staying out of a friend's house in Evanston looking for a permanent place in Chicago. Got priced out of the North Side.

What's the crime like in Pilsen vs. Humboldt Park? What are most of the crimes in Chicago?

>>131600056
haha that kid basically died because of that gay little spin he did

>>131600056
>>131601026
Did a 360 and walked right out of life.

>>131600896
Has stats on violent, property and quality of life crimes along with an interactive map:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com

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>>131600896
I'm sure a Chicago anon can do better but here are a few links

http://crime.chicagotribune.com
https://spotcrime.com/il/chicago
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/community/lower-west-side

But seems Pilsen has less crime

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>>131581628
Jesus Robert reporting for comfy. Since I love the regulars here, we need to do a check in now and then. How's life with you all?
>got more information on the land I wanted
>not what I want after all. going to save up for another year or so to buy something nicer.
>just got back from the gym, tired but feel awesome.

>>131600504

You think this would help thin the herd

>>131601691
chicagofag here. life is pretty comfy down on the whitest part of the southside. lots of young families moving into the neighborhood
just started a gym membership myself this week. Starting Strength and sore all over.

>two female blacks argueing
>crowd around them egging them on to fight

>>131601749
No shit Robert. I'd love to do an actual study on the birth rate Vs death rate in Chicago. angel baby and chanting profit put out 9 kids each, but 20 people die every weekend it seems.

>two males fighting over a bike

>>131601945
the gym honestly sucks major ass for the first month. For me it's an escape from the political fighting. It really helps with the mental "haze" I get during the day. The bonus of everything is looking less and less like antifa faggot.

>someone just wispered "help me dad"?
am i the only one to hear that?

>4 shots fired
>3 shots fired
>Count.AH-AH-AH.jpg

>>131601945
>the whitest part of the southside
Where's that? Moving to Hyde Park from out of state in a week, wondering if there's other neighborhoods that are halfway okay for future reference.

>fight deescalated and people went home

>One roommate stole money
>the other stole the first roomates stuff and is by her car with gang members throwing stuff at windows.

Officer Robert Dolphin

>>131602601
it's very nice. pick up heavy object, put back down. I'm at a community center with a bunch of old folks who talk politics. not the typical libshit you hear from around the city.
>>131602814
mtg
very pricey around here, we are at the top of the housing market currently

did anyone just hear a dolphin noise?

>>131603503
what the fuck was that

>slumped over a spiked gate
>unresponsive

>>131603881
Press F to send the body to a medical school for medfags to get a proper education.

>stabbed in the right upper head

>someone stabbed
>can no longer find where they are
Welp, someone might bled out in the street. Body forms needed soon?

8 male ASIANS?

10-cuatro
how diverse

>DOA st. marries
>51y/o male passed away

>large group of males with guns on the corner

>14 year old going to emergency shelter
>need police for suspected child abuse.

>another person stabbed in the head

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>Stabbed in the head
Who stabs someone in the head?

>>131605975
At least two people so far tonight.

>male black in the alley
>moaning for over one hour
?rolling on a mattress

>man in an alley rolling on a matress for an hour

>male hit a female three or four times in the face

>someone throwing m80's out a moving car window
I'm shocked it's not pipebombs since a dude threw a stick of TNT on a ladies deck for a noise complaint.

>boyfriend is trying to kill her
>has a knife to her throat
>hung up when asked further questions

>caller thinks boyfriend will kill her
>held knife to her throat, he came back and she hung up.
Well, she's probably right?

>drunk wife cut him with a broken bottle
>holding a ten month old baby

>harold is very upset
>he got cheated out of $4 worth of gas

>>131609243
That's going to get a response for fucking sure....not.

>heard screaming outside
>heard a loud boom
>heard a car speeding off

Newfag here.

Who really is Robert? I know who black male is but Robert always eludes me

>>131611134
Callsign for night shift patrol cars.

>assaulted him with bats
>one of them pulled a machete on him

>Kitchen knives
Professional home invaders tonight roberts

Did I just hear... white?

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>bodysnatchers were called at 0242 hours

>black pitbull foaming at the mouth

Even the rapid dogs in this city are niggers.