Reminder to all of you; God IS real God IS watching you masturbate

>>131572226
Thank you pastor. Now would you pray for me?

>>131572431
Forgive this anon, for he is a sinned anon and may you save his soul. Amen.

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if god real then why sun go down but moon stay up?

>>131572226
>2226
so close. many such cases. see you next thread, mr almost-digits

>>131572226
Prove it

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>>131572226
>post yfw god exists

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>>131573003
czech em

>>131572226
dumb frogposter

>>131572226
If HE is so smart,why do churches always ask me for money?

It's a fucking scam. There is no invisible man living in the sky watching you.

Think about it.

>>131573537
>churches always ask me for money
Maybe because people running the church are human? Jesus already had this discussion about the temples being violated for profit gaining, flips some tables, whipped some jews. y'know.

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>>131572226
>God IS watching you masturbate
That's his problem not mine.

>>131573727
Well then God should show them how to get money. Begging me for money is the scam. They got a bullshit story with a fucking talking snake,a zombie that nobody freaks out about,a 900 year old man and an invisible sky wizard,oh and they NEED my $.

WTF?

>>131573268
hes been trying to hit a get for days and failing every time, call his out and shit on his memes.

sage it too

>>131574220
The very first thread was a get, bumping to help anons mission from God

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>>131574667
God loves (You)

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>>131572226
If I fuck a Nun, would that make God a cuckold?