Reminder to all of you;
God IS real
God IS watching you masturbate
Be on your best behavior, children.
>>131427051
Does God masturbate while watching me masturbate?
>>131427051
If God watches people under 18 masturbate then he's is a pedophile.
He knew that they were going to do it.
>>131427051
If I watch people masturbate then will a God?
Man shut the fuck up
Christian morals are ok but being a "god fearing" person is literally the highest form of self-cuckery
>>131427051
god must be into voyeur
>>131428087
And hypocrisy
>>131427051
The ability to watch everyone in the world masturbate at the same time sounds to me like a meth heads dream
>>131427051
Amen