>Northern Ireland get £1bn >Tories get to stay in Government

>>131377234

It won't be enough.... We're gonna demand more soon and threaten to pull the plug on the alliance every other month.

>>131377234

Invest in arms and finish off the separatists once and for all

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>>131377234
Leftists are triggered.

>>131377758
Kiss the Diplodocus goodbye. Dinosaurs are a deception that must be removed from the UK school system.

>>131377886
Kek

>>131378254
You think I'm joking.

>>131377234
So what now?

They are useful idiots to be honest. As soon as this collapses they'll go back to irrelevance.

>>131379134
Corbyn gets elected next year... enjoy the temporary relevance and destruction of the Theropod Deception.

>>131377743

hopefully this

>>131377234

>The 1.8m people of NI will get £1b cash investment

So i'm guessing we can expect £30b of new investment for the 53m of us here in England right?

They will build motorways all over Coleraine.

I am more interested in if they managed to prevent the electoral area coverage delayed from being re-appraised.

They gerrymandered the shit out of this place.

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>>131377234

>£150m on broadband

>>131379755
>So i'm guessing we can expect £30b of new investment for the 53m of us here in England right?

HAHAHA.

>>131380007
>Broadband not a party of infrastructure
They have their priorities right. Fast internet is a must.

>>131379594
Fuck off kissass

>>131377234
A fucking bribe

>>131379419
Eh, I don't think UKIP voters who voted for Corbyn will revote for him. SNP will possibly regain votes though.

>>131380007
And how much for the wall? There must be a wall with perfidious Ireland.

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>>131377234
>What will the DUP do with the money?
They'll buy potatoes, just incase.

>>131377234
Clone Ian paisley and create a legion of mindless paisleybots that just chant NEVUR

>>131379755
England, the eternal shithole haha

>>131379755
Heh, do you hold the crucial 10 seats? I don't think so kiddo, all you will get is the internet censorship, maybe some muslim terrorist attacks for desert if you are a good boy.

They will buy every copy of Jurassic Park and burn them on a big bonfire made out of Pope effigies and old wood

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>>131377234
>sovereignty for the UK means paying tribute TO your own colonies
>and submitting to their will
RULE BRITANNIA

>>131381540
Guy Fawkes night will be fantastic this year in NI. The night will be illuminated with the pyres of burning paddies...

>>131381585
>has no idea what the DUP is

>>131381585
Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

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>>131379755
NI already gets billions of pounds off England for free. This is just even more.

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>>131381799
Not for much longer.

>>131377234
what will the deal mean for me and my boyfriend?

>>131377234
>more gibs for Northern Ireland
they might as well pile up a billion pounds in cash and have a bonfire for all the good it'll do

>>131377234
>what will the DUP do with the money?
They can prove they really are based and use it fund research for the creation of Super AIDS

>>131377234
I thought everyone was stroking their cocks because the labour people won or something

>>131381585
>UK
>United Kingdom
>United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland is a full part of the UK...

W-why did they need to sign a deal in the first place?

>>131381585
>>131382009
>hiding your flag
GEE I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THESE POSTS.

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>>131380007
>infrastructure
>MORE FUCKING ROADWORKS
That's literally what they do for fun in the North. Demolish roads and rebuild them. My parents tell me that before the turn of the millennium you'd have been able to tell you were in Northern Ireland even if there were no signs because the roads were better (gotta give them something to do, you see). Thankfully normal Ireland has discovered capitalism and mostly sorted itself out.

>>131382539
Still better than what we used to do in the US under FDR, that wheel chair bound crypto Commie would pay the civilian conservation corp (CCC) money to dig holes and then fill them back in

I'm not Exaggerating

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>>131382034
DUP is building gas chambers to throw all the homos in

>>131377234
1 billion worth of potatoes. During the next famine, they will survive, while the rest of Ireland will be wiped out. They will take over and rule all of Ireland.
Very cunning these paddys. Don't trust them.

>>131382329
Tories did not have the majority seats, DUP had the seats in the goverment they needed. DUP agreed to support Tories with this deal.

>>131377234
Is this on top of the millions we already get from England every year? I'm happy either way, we could do with the investment to get the country up to scratch, especially broadband, but I doubt that will happen when the DUP and SF are continuing their retarded bickering here.

>>131382211
A lot of people seemed to take "not losing quite as badly as expected" as "winning".

>Northern Ireland gets new roads hospitals and broadband
>England doesn't even get fire proof houses or sprinklers to stop our children dying

Won't be long before England is another third world shithole

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>Westminster getting involved with NI politics
THIS IS A BLATANT IGNORANCE OF THE GOOD FRIDAY AGREEMENT AND YOU WILL PAY
*"go on home british soldiers" plays in the distance*

>What will the DUP do with the money?

Implement White Sharia.

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>>131383386
You mean London(!), the capital, doesn't get fire proof houses or sprinklers. Best to move to Northern Ireland it seems.

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>mfw leftists attacking the DUP getting 1bn
>mfw seeing them scramble to justify their anger when you point out this money will likely go to help NIrish poor and infrastructure which they desperately need

b-b-b-ut muh tories babykillers!

>>131382329
Burger y u no follow international politics?

>>131384857
>Northern Ireland had the highest public spending per head of any region of the UK in 2016

Looks like they were already getting a good deal Shlomo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40014685

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>>131383054
So the Tories had to pay for their support?

Why did they have to pay?

>>131385570
So the dup vote with the tories. Dumb fucking cunt

>>131385570
Why does anyone pay for anything? NI needs money, and they need DUP support.

>>131377234
DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP

Never have I been more glad NI is part of the UK.

>>131377234
All they got was a billion pounds? Did they request anything useful like hard brexit, end to homos, purge of muslims??

>>131377234
>What will the DUP do with the money?
Flegs

>>131382669
Based FDR saved us from the Great Depression with his stimulus you brainwashed Republitard.

>>131385866
they basically already do purge muslims from NI and homo marriage is illegal.
NI is basically paradise if you are willing to go to the republic for work for better pay

>>131386122
A lot of people do that?

>>131386122
So they didn't get any concessions other than a big government pay off?

>>131385706
Fuck you prick.

It sounds like bribery to me, which is illegal in the USA

>>131386559
What are you talking about? They are part of the goverment, they decide where to focus the budget.

>>131380007
nice fucking screenshot

>>131386559
It's like explaining politics to an infant. Are you a nigger?

>>131385866
A billion is a lot when there's barely anyone living there.

It's also the whitest place on earth and has no LGBT stuff

>>131386754
No. You're the nigger.

Giving money away so easily puts Britain in horrible standing in the EU negotiations.

>>131387154
It's our own country

>>131387154
No, DUP agreed to support the Brexit Tories want in exchange for the money.

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>>131387154
>pandering to pro brexit party
>weakening brexit

Pick one jose

>>131387220
It still shows you have money lying around to give away. Especially after the failed election it looks pretty bad.

>>131387341
>one of the largest economies in the world has £1 billion to spend on itself

>>131382539
It's all the marching that fucks up the roads. Most of the "infrastructure" money will be spend on tarmacadam, big drums, flutes, sashes, cheese, and pineapples.

>>131386559
You have lobbyists donating millions to politicians so they vote down stuff like drink driving laws or tobacco restrictions. Totally illegal in the uk. Get a grip burger.

>>131387240
That's bribery.

Why do European countries do shit like that? They always find a way to fucking cheat (i.e. FIFA). It makes Americans look at them in amazement for how corrupt Europeans are.

>>131387481
>You have lobbyists donating millions to politicians so they vote down stuff like drink driving laws or tobacco restrictions
That doesn't happen

>>131387405
nothing says "we need auterity because labour spent all the money" like giving away money to NI and buying fairy police cars

>>131387557
I used to think the sterotypes about americans being retarded were overstated.

>>131387497
It's as much as bribery as Trump promising to reopen coal factories or adressing specific state problems.

>>131377234
did DUP get the hard brexit they demanded for support of the torries?

>>131387632
That doesn't happen anymore because we have Trump

>>131387759
>get a load of this goy

>>131387759
Good one.

1 billion pounds worth of sledge hammers..

>>131387759
the vast majority of pol would rather have Trump than their current leader

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>>131377234
>What will the DUP do with the money?

Buy flegs.

>>131377234
>£1bn in bribes to stay in power

medium lel

>>131380007
What's wrong with spending money on broadband infrastructure? Surely you don't want the entire world to be like America, right?

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>>131377234
>What will the DUP do with the money?

>>131377692
Seems like England has it's own "Quebec"

I thought it was Scotland... but N. Ireland as well?

Biggest flaw of democracy isn't the tyranny of the majority, but the ability for minority groups to become king-makers and demand gibs for loyalty.

>£1bn to keep the deluded part of Ireland in a coalition for a few months
wtf May seems desperate as fuck

>>131387497
It's not bribery, they've had a £1b stimulus to their economy you stupid goy. Stop being so goyish.

Bad goy! Also based DUP all the lefty salt on facecunt is amazing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>131388464
Requesting the smash sinn fein pepe.

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>>131389692
got you senpai

>>131377234
Wall

>>131377234

They'll spend it on Israeli flags, obviously

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YOU MADDD WHITEBOIS WE WUS BILLIONS AND SHIT

>>131377234
How many chayse un paynappuls un ah stak would that get you?

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>>131389815
NO! I want Ian Paisley pepe, he's adorable!

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>>131389921
Don't they burn them with the pally flags on top of those giant doughnut fire things?

>mfw pagan sacrifice is still going on today in Northern Ireland

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>>131390056
This one?

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>>131390545
I love you

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>>131390144

Unionists' order of allegiance in Northern Ireland

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>>131390606
Gotta stick together mate. Except Scots that want independence I hope they choke on a fried mars bar

>>131390690
You agitate them with Palestinian flags and murals, they are trolling you bitches hard, it's funny as fuck. I saw the documentary about the orange marches and the counter marchers, you all fly pally flags at them like your levels of oppression are even equal. Please.. The UK government donates cash to the Palestinian Authority, you paint pretty murals and think you're helping?

Get the fuck out of here you trash.
>>131390718
We do indeed, have you seen Wee Eck Nicola have a meltdown on twitter and get called out about her hypocrisy by Scots?

It's funny as fuck, all because the DUP got 1 billion which is fucking nothing... NOTHING compared the multiple billions Scotland gets. It's Wales and England that I feel sorry for, they get the raw deal in all of this.

>>131382501
THE ARYAN MENACE
ARYANDIED II SOON

>>131390955
INSHA ALLAH ACKBAR!

>>131390981
wrong flag sorry

>>131382539
>ROI having good roads
You irish people are very good with the humor

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>>131390929

(((Trolling)))
Enjoy your new fleg, goy and remember to keep hating the people most closely related to you.

>>131391194
Thats a very nice flag paddy.
It sure would look good flying above dublin

>>131377234
Feel sorry for Northern Ireland. Now that they're in the spotlight they'll be under constant pressure to embrace progressivism because some middle class cretins in England can't bear the fact that somewhere else in the UK has different views to them

HAHAHAHA WATCH THIS FUCK UP AND PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR A UNITED IRELAND INCREASE TEN FOLD.

>>131391194
To be fair the British as a whole (Scotland and England) could very well be one of the lost tribes. Of course the Zionists will have none of it because we killed a load of them during the Jewish insurgency in Palestine.

"Do not weep, see the lion of the tribe of Judah, the root of David has triumphed".

This goes for the Netherlands as well.

>>131391343
We on the mainland don't care if you unify or not.

>>131377758
I don't get what this image is saying

Someone explain it for an autist?

>>131391586
>Someone explain it for an autist?
DUP is against gay marriage and most civil partnerships (gay marriage) involve the book signing at the end, so do normal marriages to make it legal.

So this salty faggot is insulting them by insinuating they're gay.

>>131382539
The words in the North are better than the south and they only pay £20 a year road tax and down here it's about €300 a year

>>131391789

We pay for water through the road tax.
Back in the 80's the govt wanted to bring in water charges and the people went ape-shit, so the govt said ok we won't have water charges, we'll just increase the road tax.
Now they need to use that road tax to pay for the unsustainable pension system and multiculturalism so they want to bring in water charges again.