All Ariana and Kevin Gonzalez want is birth control. As far as

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All Ariana and Kevin Gonzalez want is birth control. As far as health care needs go, that's pretty simple. But the California couple says that if the Republican alternative to Obamacare becomes law, they'll be driving over the border to Mexico to get it.

Ooooh noooo.. Ariana will have to go to Mexico to get her birth control. Maybe that fucking skank should go and stay there since she's obviously right at home. I've never had insurance, I don't have it now, and I doubt I'll have it in 5 years. I'm one of those poor fucks who makes more than 30k and less than 70k so I get put right in the 'fuck you' bracket. When I broke my leg it cost me $200,000 and I'll be paying it off for 20 more years. But oh no, Ariana, please, I'll do anything to keep you from having to pay for your medication like a normal responsible human. God forbid you not be able to fuck all your neighbors and cuck your husband so you feel empowered. Thank god our six black neighbors have Obamaphones to schedule 30 apts for lortabs this week using their Obamacare.

Whew for a minute there I was worried I might get fucked in my ass for being a blue collar white man who's job it is to provide for others in a country busy telling him he's a fucking racist, sexist xenophone.