ayo hol up so you be sayin we wuz samurai n shiet? http://w

>be slave to brutal warlord
>work your way out of slavery
>become master samurai
>help brutal warlord win wars
>die honorable death
>have movie made about me
>have fat internet twat mock me using stereotypes from his fat fuck nation.

Feels bad man.

>>131353355
OP is just jealous there was never a white samurai. POC are just more liked by the Japanese than wh*tes.

>>131352957
nigger you never heard of the Afro samurai?

>>131354133
Lies.
I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves is a samurai.

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>>131354416
Keanu Reeves wasn't just a samurai, he was a samurai so great they didn't even have samurai after him.

>>131354416
Oh yeah, Tom Cruise.

Also sure that he was a Samurai too.

So you lose, bitch.

WHITE SAMURAIS FOR DAYS!!!!

>Starring Jadyn Smith as Yasuke

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>>131354804
Japan loves white samurai so much they even make fictional ones with sweet ass theme songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOK8EPsNDI

Yul Brenner, Charles Bronson.

Might even Sean Connery be a samurai?
>highlander

Yep, Sean Connery was a fucking Samurai.

オガボーガKFCスイカ

>>131354804
except the last samurai was fake as fuck and inspired by french soldiers who supported the shogun against the emperor and then led a failed attempt at building a republic in Hokkaido.

>>131358718
Yep the real "last samurai" was french

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>samurai

He was Nobunaga's pet monkey. The official depictions are somewhat less regal than OP's artistic rendition.

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>>131359232
WE WUZ UMBRELLA HOLDERS N SHIEEET

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>>131359386
Here he is, on the cover of a Japanese children's book. Literally a monkey.

>>131359551
WE WUZ CLOWNS N SHIET

>>131354133
nah dude, didnt u see that documentary about tom cruise?