>August 21 >The Eclipse occurs >Yellowstone erupts

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As someone with a terminal illness, I honestly hope this is true so I won't die alone.

>>131342040
>tfw we didn't elect a demorat who would puss out the moment this shit hits the fan

>>131342132
TRUE DAT HOMEBOY

This is bs - the odds are waaay too low.

>>131342040
>>Now Australia, Brazil and Argentina will be the new home of the Americans.

You're all literally dead once that thing blows up.
You guys won't come live here because you won't be alive.

But think of that as an improvement over being in brazil, trust me my snek friend.

>>131342040
>North America became inhabitable for decades
What did he mean by this?

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>>131342790

pls

>>131344139
I'm high and dry in the New England area.

>>131342790
Maybe we will introduce brazil to hot water

>>131342040

>Winter starts 3 months early
>Doesn't end until 2028
>99.7% of humanity dies

>>131342040
if there ever was something to manifest, this would be it.

KeK chaos willing.

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>>131344139
cool. Its going to be like Chernobyl in Portland

>>131342132
I'm sorry anon.

Get right with God and you will be in paradise while I'm in a living hell