You have to choose sunni or shia (or Israel) as your ally which

Whichever treats women worse.

>>131339736
Welp, Jews haven't bombed my country, raped thousands of little girls and performed acid attacks and honor killings to my knowledge, so i'm going to have to go with Israel.

Plus it has the added bonus of triggering half of /pol/.

Iran, but only because I have to.

Persians are better than arabs
Israel sides with Sunnis
Shia are more secular

How is this a question?

>>131339736

I choose option D.

the nukes.

>>131339949
this, Israel is the west's greatest ally, they're white and they've never done anything against us, god bless Israel

>>131339736
How about let them work it out between themselves?
how about a nice secure border for me... so their problems doesn't become my problems?

>>131339736
Israel is civilized

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>>131339949

This pretty much. All of the horrible things being done by tribal muslims everywhere and people still would choose them over a democracy because of conspiracy theories.

Israel. Jews are way better than Muslims

>>131339736
Glass the middle east. A war between Iran and Saudi Arabia would be hilarious to watch.