>Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname

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>Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

>“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

>Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

>“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

>Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:27:42 Post No.131318039
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>>131317907
>Knoebels
Jesus Christ I went there all the time as a kid.

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:28:00 Post No.131318063
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Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:28:00 Post No.131318063 [Report]

>a condition

Those fucking bigot objectophobes literally shaking atm

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:28:20 Post No.131318091
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>>131317907
They used to lock people up in crazy houses for shit like this, now we have to applaud and embrace it.

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:30:38 Post No.131318295
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Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:30:38 Post No.131318295 [Report]

>>131317907
I bet her parents are proud of themselves.

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:31:17 Post No.131318358
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Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:31:17 Post No.131318358 [Report]

>>131317907
Doesn't the spouse have to consent to the marraige?

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:31:18 Post No.131318360
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Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:31:18 Post No.131318360 [Report]

>>131318039
Same. Was just talking about it the other day.
This lady is insane tho. Amusement park rides can't consent to marriage. That's retarded. I hope she gets banned for life.

Also she looks like a fucking man.

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:32:17 Post No.131318443
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Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:32:17 Post No.131318443 [Report]

>>131318091

In some countries you will literally go to prison

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:40:28 Post No.131319297
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>>131317907
She's removing her deficient genes from circulation voluntarily, what's not to like?

I applaud her!

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:43:03 Post No.131319553
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Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:43:03 Post No.131319553 [Report]

>>131318091
No "we" don't. Shame served a purpose, so people who admonish you not to "shame" are after something. Usually freedom from the consequences of their actions.

Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:44:36 Post No.131319704
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Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:44:36 Post No.131319704 [Report]

>>131317907
A FUCKING STARS AND STRIPES

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