>travelling Europe
>meet an Aussie
>tells story about being on a tour boat somewhere
>people on the boat take turns introducing themselves
>Kiwi's turn, says "hi my name is Jess"
>Leaf and burger hear "hi my name is Jizz" bcause of her kiwi accent
mfw Leaf and burger genuinely thought her name was Jizz
Do Aussies have some kind of speech impediment?